And once again, I don't own Hetalia or the song.

The third thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
hangovers,

"Cheers!" Prussia crowed as he and Germany once again chugged down a mug of beer. They were in some bar down in Bavaria.

"Uh… Prussiaaaaa." Germany said, his speech slightly slurred. "Should we be going back noow?"

"Naw, West!" Prussia cackled. "The awesome me can hold a few more beers."

"Alright." Germany said.


rigging up the lights,

"Alright, now that we've untangled you from-a the lights, how are we supposed to hook them up?" Sicily wondered.

"Hey, fratello, isn't there supposed to be a manual for that?" Naples asked. Romano looked around.

"Si, si, I put it right th- MIO DIO, ITALIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

'Ve~! I'm making paper people, see?" Italy said cheerfully as he held out a string of paper men and women…made from the instruction manual.

"ITALIA, YOU STUPIDO IDIOTA, THAT'S THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL!" Romano yelled as he began hitting Italy.

"Ve~! Stop it, fratello! Ow! Ow! I surrender!"

"Uh…" Naples groaned and facepalmed.


and finding a Christmas tree,

"OMG! Is this, like, for sale?" California asked a Christmas tree lot worker. She had spotted a nice tree, artificially sprayed with snow.

"Sorry miss, nope. It's reserved." The worker said.

California huffed.

"That's like, awful! So Nevada, which tree should we, like, chose then?"

"No, play the spades, you numbskull, I don't care, play it! What was it, Cali?" Nevada said. He was on his phone with his partner, who was winning big in Las Vegas.

"I said," California said impatiently. "Which tree should we like, take?"

"I don't know." Nevada shrugged and went back on his phone.

California huffed, turned around and saw a tree sprayed with glitter.

"Omg! How about this one? Is it free?"

"No."

"This one?" She pointed to a silver tree.

"No."

"This one?"

"Sorry."

"Fine! How about, like, this one? No one would, like, take it!" California said desperately, pointing to a hot pink tree.

"Um…sorry, that's taken as well." The worker said sheepishly.

"ARGH! I, LIKE, TOTALLY GIVE UP!" California yelled in frustration and stormed off.

Nevada watched her storm away.

"Meh."