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"Sleeping like a baby, bandaging wounds is no problem, but from the Áldotts house...this is quite strange."

Áldott family, a big family haunted by a dark past, a few years ago every one of that family died, no one ever knew how exactly one night an assassin entered the mansion and killed everybody, the only one spared was a child, I guess is this boy, it is said the boy have an older brother that disappeared from that day on, it is said that the Verflucht family had some problems with the Àldott, so suspect fell under us, by the time, the head of the House Àldott stooped the rumors, one month late after I killed some royal guards...and I have supposed to be sent to an asylum, this boy supposed to be the one scouting me to the Asylum, luck him he was not able to make it in time, another accident and an entire scout died that day...

"So he is really our brother?" I hear Evil asking in my mind, he voice is genuinely curious, one of the first times his voice is not mechanical or violent.

"I don't know it might be that old man needed someone to take my place I suppose."I try to reply calmly but the thought is kind disturbing.

"I know; now we should finish the boy, make him meet his dear parent..." I feel he taking control, it almost hurts.

Evil takes a dagger put almost in splendid throat, but he starts to moan giving sings of waking up, I rapidly feel the control back to me.

"Hey, are you ok?" I try to stay as serious as possible, Evil is too aggressive towards this boy.

"I'm fine, ha you almost had me, so why I'm still alive, I thought you would have killed me by now.

"Don't worry kid; I'm not a heartless killer...sometimes at least." I give him a dark smile.

"So what do you want from me?" He asks, he is offering compensation for not killing him?

"This is going to be perfect"

"Ok since is your entire fault I have lost my little prize in money, you going to help me take her back." I offer my hand to him smiling.

He takes my hand with an iron grip.

"You have a deal." He gave me a wide smile.

"I say we should kill him, he agreed to quickly, isn't him from the royal guard, sided with the Bouclier house, he might be part of a bigger trap." Evil's voice is impatient, but I bet he just want tokillhis thirsty for blood.

"Don't you worry; in the case of a trap I can handle us out of it."I think is better to cut him off before he gets serious about it.

"Hey bro, are you ok?" Splendid's voice calls me to reality again.

"Oh, sorry I needed to think about something, so besides that style of fighting have you any experience with the underground world?"

"You mean like information, well there is...The Untrue Side of the Mirror, two thief that knows well than anyone where to find people, of course they have a high price." His voice is very calm...way too calm.

"How do you know about those two, and what about using everybody work names? Just Call Shifty and Lifty" I ask in a suspicious tone.

"How do you think I found you?" He gave me a grin.

"Fair enough." I give him a nice hand shake; will be a shame if I need to dispose of him.

The thieves' guild is as always filthy, thieves are just a faked, are truly an exchange of information and kill contracts, and the place is unlit they prefer the shadows after all is where they prefer...silent thieves

Shifty with a mess green hair and an eye patch grins at me.

"I heard you have mess everything up, letting the girl flee that way, oh" He probably saw Splendid by my side.

"So... the Unstable Green Beast it was he your target after all, well you are still alive, my you have gust, don't you?" His face has a wide grin, a mad smile if you prefer.

"Shift Faux, I need a favor" I speak to him coldly.

"You have the money?" I take him by the collar.

"You disgusting vermin, I give you a chance to live another miserable day of your life, is that enough." Too late I see a shadow coming with a telescopic baton, luckily Splendid parry the baton with his fists"

"Than-thanks Splendid" I give him a perplexes look, he have some good reflex, some others assassins appears.

"So brother, who are the two jerks?" Lifty asks.

"Little matter, in some few moments they shall be six feet under the ground.

"Such deep grave, but oh well." The two thieves give each other a big and insane smile, why I'm the crazy person again?

"By the way, all of you just watch us, us guild masters is our jobs to take care to anyone who disturbs us..." Shifty takes two blades from the back of his clothes.

The other boy give me an insane smile, he laughs and says.

"Let's make a bet, if you win you get three months of free information, but if you lose, your target become ours and we will torture her in front of you all, great bet each way you win HAAHAHAHAH" He licks his lips while glaring at me.

"Great idea, well of course I don't think you two will live enough to see her crying."

"Touch her, and I will come back just to take you two long." My voice became a brutal sound.

"Oh there is brother the Mad Beast, AHHAAHA."

"They charges at me but Spledid quickly goes take care of Lifty, both are agile but Splendid is way stronger, I don't think a baton would take him down...yet"

"Argh" Shifty scratched my face.

"Come on take your weapons already, you are getting boring." Damn it, my rapier, I'm only with a knife and two daggers, ok this better work I take only my knife.

"Where are yours famous style Flippy, I only see a pale imitation of the royal assassin style." He mocks me, of course it is you dumb, and my father was the creator of this style.

"Big talk for someone that is only a Sane Half." I charge at him, I can't really kill him...but...oh this is not good, Flippy takes control.

"I will show you."

"Show what, this are your final moments."Damn it he is going to destroy this place, he charge like a beast.

Is like watching trough someone's eyes, but I have control to the direction I going to look, I see Splendid struggling apparently Lifty insanity gave him the edge, since he was hurting himself while attacking Splendid at the same time.

"Evil goes help Splendid, right now." I hear his annoyed response impatient.

"Let he alone I don't have time, this guy is more than just talk.

He throws both knifes at us, Evil could avoid both but he already have a new pair, Evil throws one of our daggers, for an inch don't get on Shifty's leg.

"Oh someone is serious, deadly serious I say, HAHAHAHA." Shifty insanely screams, and then I realize, a dagger is stacked in his leg, but how?

"Aaaaargh." Lifty hit his brother after he came flying.

"That hurts a lot you monster ahead." I look to Splendid, by his stance he just punched Lifty to here, good one, and I take back the control, taking both by the collar.

"Now you two, where is her." I scream as loud as I could.

"They are giving a welcome back mask ball in two weeks, she will be there, but will have guards everywhere."

I kick Shifty torso, just to make sure he learned the lesson, whatever it was.

"You better not be lying, or we will come back."

In the outside.

"Splendid I need a favor..."


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