A/N: Cocksuckers go to cocksuckers hell. I own Sly Cooper. I am the Sucker Punch. BAW!!!!
Chapter 4:Bloodtrecution
"What do I look, a plane pilot?" carmelita said.
"No, you look like a dirty whore." bently said.
Carmelita smacked bently. "SHUT IT!" she yelled.
"Wh-what're we supposed to be looking at?" sly said.
Carmelita smacked Sly. "SHUT IT!" she yelled.
"Let's put it on auto-pilot." bently suggested.
"Yep." carmelita said. she pressed the button on the control.
"You know what I like about BUTTons????sly said to carmelita. "I like pressin em and I'm gonna press yours."
Carmelita smacked Sly. "SHUT IT!" she yelled. He began to cry. His pain was soon as he noticed they were flying into The airport.
"TOOOOOO FAAAASSSTT!!!!" They all screamed and ran out of the cockpit.
"You know what I like about COCKpits, Sly?" Carmelita said to Sly as they fell to Earth. THe plane landed safley into a landing bricge.
"I know what I like to do with my COCKpit." he said as they were still in the plane.
"I like punching yours." she said as she punched sly. He started crying again.
They all jumped out of the plane and ran into the bay beside the airport.
"Why do you like Carmelita so much Sly?" Bentley asked as they started swimming to shore on the other side.
Sly was silent.
"I SAID 'Why do you like Carmelita so much Sly?!!!!" Bently yelled.
"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(P-Town face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Sly Cooper's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! Yeah! Ladies! Yeah
If you wanna role in my Mercedes Yeah!
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-THIEVE-A-LOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
"Word... " before bently could finish, a giant pink hippo came out from the water.
Uh-NO! It's MURRRRRRYY!" Bently said as the Coooper team swam away from the hippo.
"RUN...I MEAN SWIM!!!" sly screeched.heheheheheh
Sly and bently had to swim really fast to avoid murry. but murry was too fat to catch up. they finally swam to shore and carmelita was waiting for them in a helocopter.
"SLY!!! BENTLY!!! IN!!! HERE!!!!" she screamed in a Spanish accent. Sly and bently dashed over to the nearby airport but...they were running out of breath. They stopped as murry emerged from the lake. he was slower since he was fat.
"MURRY WAIT!!!" sly screamed. "Stop this rampage...and come back to the safe house...we can finish the Chinese Checkers game. And...I wont make fun of you."
"RRRREALLLY!????????????????????????????????" Mury said. he got a little hard at the prospect of this.
"No, fuck you. You are a faggot and a retard who will never amount to anything but a retard redneck faggot who will suck forever." sly said as bently hit murry in the back with a baseball bat.
"UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" murry said as he got knocked out.
he woke up seconds later. he quickly noticed he was tied up to the propeller of the helocopter.
"Whant!?!?!!'' he said in disbelief of the current thing that was happening to him at the present moment.
"You sure he won't weigh this thing down?" sly asked. " i mean...he's such a fat-ass."
"He won't. trust me," carmelita said."So murry, any last words? carmelita said as the engine began.
"If I, I get to know your name
Well if I, could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, want some
I set my sights on you
(And no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're having fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
I got to be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
I want your love...
I want your love...
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
I want your love...
I want your love..." murry said as the propeller started to spin him around.
"Kill him." sly said as he and bently and carmelita took out machine guns
Murry saw the bullets coming towards him.
"You gay poop." were his final words.
They shot murry into pieces.
"That'll show him."
