I still don't own PJO. Sorry. But, enjoy this story! And review!
CHAPTER THREE: HOW TO FREAK OUT YOUR ROOMATE
1. Insist that you're a vegitarian. Then, leave Slim Jim wrappers all over the room. Chase, Travis's roomate walked in to find that there were Slim Jim wrappers all over his dorm.
"Uh, Travis?" He asked, "What are those?"
"I don't know, man! I'm a vegitarian!" Travis insisted, "I don't know why their in here!"
Chase pointed to a piece of the meat in Travis's hand. "Dude, you were eating it."
"No, I wasn't. I don't eat meat."
"Obviously, you do!"
"I do not eat meat! I am a vegitarian! Don't blame me for this!"
2. Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes. As soon as his roomate walked in the door, Connor insisted on showing him what he bought.
"Dude, look!" He shoved the Jack-In-The-Box at Mason and stared at it. "Well? Do it!"
Mason looked at him strangely, but began to crank the handle. The Jack guy popped out and Connor screamed at the top of his lungs. Mason jumped and threw the box at him. Connor screamed even louder and kicked the box. Then stopped screaming and picked up the box. He re-started it, and when the guy popped out, he screamed and threw it at Mason.
3. Pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep. "Bye, Chase!" Travis said one Thursday.
"Where are you going?" Chase asked, eying Travis's bags.
"Back to my mom's. Me and my brother are going crab fishing."
"Oh." Chase said, "Well, have fun, I guess."
An hour later, Travis walked through the door.
"I thought you were going crab fishing with your brother," Chase said.
"I was, but no one was home."
"I thought you lived in New York. There's no way you could have gotten from here to Ne-"
"I said no one was home!"
in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer." Conner walked into the room, with his half-brother, Chris, behind him.
Mason looked up from his book and said, "Who's this?"
"Our new roomate, Chris," Connor answered.
Chris waved, then pointed at Mason, "What about him?"
"Oh, Mason?" Connor said, "He won't be here much longer."
Mason looked suprised, "What? What do you mean?"
"Nothing, Mason! Come on, Chris, the bathroom's this way!"
a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere." Chase walked in one day to see a tarantula in a jar sitting on his roomates drawer.
"Uh, Travis? What up with the spider?"
"He's my new pet! Isn't he cute?"
THREE DAYS LATER...
Chase looked at the empty jar on Travis's desk. "Dude, where's your spider?"
"He's around here somewhere." Travis answered.
"...What?"
