OH MY NAGA I'M SOOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED SOONER ;A;

I'LL UPDATE NOW.

Oh Palutena, so many reviews. *u*

But as for the reviews themselves, I must have asked the question wrong. Y'know, the question of who you guys wanted to see next? I meant that I already decided what happens to them... I just wanted you guys to vote WHO I'd write about. About how they discovered what happened to them and stuff...

But I was still REALLY happy about the reviews.

Anywho, on with the story!


A figure dashed out of Marth's, MK's and Ike's shared room and bolted towards the girls' room.

How am I supposed to deal with this? Wait, I already thought about that. Zelda knows best, after all.

Running down the hallway, feet hardly making a sound. Checking around the corner to make sure no one was there. More running. Ducking behind a side-table or bookshelf when the person thought someone was coming. Nobody.

Then the sound of distant laughing drifting up from the kitchen.

Shit! But who would be up at this time- Oh. Ike. Of course. But who else? There's more than one person... Honestly, which madman gets up at 7 on a Sunday?

The person suddenly crashed into a random bookshelf.

"OW!" He (She? It?) clapped their hands over their mouth and ran.

Crap, why'd I do that? Stupid, stupid, stupid! Baka!

Finally arriving at the girls' room, the figure stopped and caught their breath. Soft panting. The figure then straightened him/her/itself. A pale hand reached for the doorknob, not pausing to knock or listen if anyone was awake.

Creak.


Now that I mentioned Zelda, let's get to the princesses' and female bounty hunter's room. About an hour earlier.

"Zelda? ZELDA!" someone hissed and shook said Hylian princess by the shoulders.

"Ugh, not now, Mother..." Zelda grumbled and buried her face in the pillow. Bad idea.

"Oh for Din's sake! GET UP, BETCH!" The figure (Not the one from the beginning of the chapter) rage-flipped Zelda out of her bed.

Which caused the princess to shriek.

And Peach to sit bolt-upright in her bed with a frying pan in hand. Samus only shifted in her sleep.

The Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom screamed. "SWEET MUSHROOMS ZELLIE, WHAT HAPPENED?!"

"Dammit Zelda! Why'd you shriek like the sissy you are?" Zelda finally found the time to look at the person who gave her such a rude awakening.

"Sheik?! Wha- How- When-!"

The person- now revealed as Sheik- crossed her arms and glared at Zelda. "Yush?"

Cue another shriek. From Peach this time.

"OHMAIGAWSHZELLIEISTHATSHEIK?!"

Sheik facepalmed. Zelda groaned. Then the latter turned to her alter ego, having finally gathered her wits. Hey, Triforce of Wisdom, after all!

"But we're the same person. How is it possible that you're here, in a separate body?"

The sheikah shrugged. "Beats me."

That when Samus was no longer able to stay asleep. He sat up.

Wait, HE?

This time, three screams were heard.

Not sure if of the fangirl variety or not.

"Why're you guys staring at me like that?"

Awkward silence. Samus looked at himself.

"HOLY SHIT!"


Alright, let's switch to Ike, MK and Ness to spare us the cursing. And the ear-splitting fangirl screams that'd possibly even be heard all the way to real life.

Yeah, I'll stop talking now.

Ness was poking around in a bowl of Froot Loops, not really interested in anything anymore, lack of sleep finally kicking in. He nearly faceplanted in his soggy cereal three times now. Meta Knight had finally managed to make a cup of tea without spilling more than half of it (he REALLY didn't know what to do with himself) and Ike was downing a glass of milk and chewing on some bacon and scrambled eggs which he made himself- and actually weren't half bad.

They had decided to find out whatever the hell happened to everybody later to keep relative peace and prevent them being mortally wounded. Especially that last part.

Meta Knight stretched and hung off his chair awkwardly before losing his balance (if he had any) and crashing to the ground. Ike immediately choked on his bacon, laughing his head off. Even Ness started laughing.

Wait, never mind. The PSI user had a bottle of coke in his hands. At least he's awake now.

Meta Knight tried to stand up, but his hand slipped and he crashed to the ground again.

"OH MY ASHERA, I CAN'T BREATHE!"

"You should have seen your face, Meta!"

Both kids were in hysterics. Meta Knight glared at them, but the glare seemed to have no effect on them.

Ike was rolling on the ground, holding his stomach, tears of laughter streaming from his eyes. Ness was pounding the table. And Meta Knight was getting royally pissed.

Which is a REALLY bad sign.

Unless that particular person can't even stand on his feet. Then you're free to laugh as much as you like.

Then Link decided to bound into the kitchen, slamming the door open.

He glanced around the room once before a shocked expression settled on his face. All three present braced themselves for the freak-out-

But it never came. Instead, Link collapsed to his knees in hysterics.

"Oh Farore, if that's you, Meta, then this entire scene is PRICELESS!" he chuckled before standing back up plopping on a seat next to where Ike was sitting. He punched said mercenary in the shoulder after pulling him back to his seat.

"Hey Mini-Ike!" Ike looked shocked for a moment, before grinning and punching Link back. Meta Knight attempted to scramble back to his seat as well, but slipped on nothing and faceplanted on the floor, flailing limbs knocking his teacup from the table and making it land on his head. The other three promptly fell out of their chairs.

"OHMYGODTHISISHILARIOUS!"

"Why isn't there a camera around when I need one?"

"Oh sweet Nayru!"

Yes, Meta Knight DID look hilarious like that. Sitting on the ground, shirt soaked and teacup on his head. And the star-print pajamas. Don't forget those. The other three were all rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off.

And you know what?

Meta Knight started laughing, too.


Oh, looks like the girls finally sorted everything out. Let's switch back to them.

"This feels awkward..."

Samus was staring at his feet, pouting. The other girls were still gaping at the now male bounty hunter. Sheik was still standing a ways from Zelda, enjoying her separate body. Peach reached out to poke him for the millionth time in an hour.

"Your hair's so shooort~" said princess giggled, poking his head again. Samus reflexively slapped her hand away. Zelda and Sheik rolled their eyes.

"Will you please stop staring at me like that?"

"Samus, I really do have to admit that you look pretty good."

"Oh shut up, Zelda." Samus shifted uncomfortably.

Peach pouted and shook her finger chidingly. "Now that's not how a gentleman should behave, dearie."

"... Why do I share a room with you again?" The bounty hunter grumbled. Sheik snorted at that comment. Everybody turned to stare at her.

"... What?"

Zelda was trying to hold back a snort of amusement and Samus was snickering. Peach was giggling almost uncontrollably.

"Y-you snorted!" The blonde princess exclaimed, trying to look dignified while giggling, but failing. Samus covered his mouth with his hand to hide his laughter, muttering something along the lines of 'pig'.

The sheikah was not amused. She crossed her arms and let out a small "Hmph."

That only sent the girls (and that one guy) in peals of laughter.

"You looked so much like Ike just now!" Samus was laughing his head off.

"The pose, the look, even the freaking grunt!" the Hylian princess added.

Peach was laughing so hard that she couldn't even talk.

Sheik suddenly stopped glaring and whirled around, facing the door. Zelda abruptly stopped laughing and clapped a hand to both Samus and Peach's mouths. Samus fell over in surprise.

"Quiet, I hear something." Both of them hissed at the same time.

Creepy.

The other two non-Hylians strained their ears to hear something...

"OW!" All four present jumped.

"Oh my 1-Up Mushrooms! Who was that? The poor dear sounds hurt-"

"Shh!" Peach immediately quieted down.

Quiet, quick footsteps. Whoever was sneaking around out there was pretty good at sneaking around. REALLY good, actually. Samus and Peach had to listen carefully to pick them up.

The footsteps stopped. Heavy panting outside. Quiet cursing that only the two Hylians could pick up.

Footsteps towards the door. Everybody put theirselves in a fighting stance.

The doorknob turned and the door opened slowly-

"CHARGE!" Peach bellowed. Everybody lunged forwards on instinct, knocking the unwanted visitor backwards. And causing all of them to land in an awkward dogpile.

There was a girlish shriek/yell. "Argh! Get off me!" There was an undignified scuffle (minus Sheik, she jumped away gracefully) to get a better view of the person they just randomly jumped out of the blue...

Nobody expected who they just bowled over.

Flat-chested, blue eyed short blue haired girl. Almost mistakable for a guy. But the most baffling part...

The tiara.

Marth's tiara. And the creepy similarity with the blue-haired prince himself.

Guess!

"... The fuck are you?" Peach smacked Samus over the head. "Language!"

The girl only gaped and pointed, before sitting up. She continued gaping, before muttering in Japanese before finally gathering enough strength to utter half a sentence.

"Samus-san?"

Sheik pointed at the girl accusingly. "Why in Hyrule do you have Princess' tiara?"

The girl spun around to face the sheikah, looking like she was about to retort. Then she took a double take and gaped again. Just like a fish out of water. She flailed before falling over again and immediately standing up again.

"DEAR NAGA IS SHEIK SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN A SECOND BODY?"

Zelda then answered, scrutinizing the girl. "No. Who are you?"

The girl then dashed over to Zelda with incredible speed and grabbed her by the collar. Peach whipped out her frying pan, ready to attack her, but Sheik held her back. "ZELDA! Help meeeeeeeeeeee! It's Marth and I woke up like this! I don't want to be humiliated as a girl! Even worse since I'm almost proving the point of the 'Martha' joke which I despise so much! HELP ME! For the love of Naga, PLEASE!" the bluenette blubbered. Zelda seemed unfazed, until she let the first few sentences sink in.

"Hold it! Repeat the third sentence you said."

"Uhhh... It's Marth and I woke up like this?"

Zelda then narrowed her eyes at the girl and grabbed her by the shoulders, making her release her grip on Zelda's collar. She stared the latter down. The girl gulped.

"What's the name of Marth's sword?"

The girl's eyes widened, before narrowing as well. "Falchion.

"Marth's last name?"

"Lowell."

"First game?"

"Shadow Dragon: Blade of Light, first in the Fire Emblem series."

"Uhhhmmmm... I think I ran out of questions..." Oh, looks like Zelda's brain shorted out for a bit.

"Ike drools in his sleep and snores like a bulldozer. Meta Knight looks like Kirby without his mask. Link has an almost unnatural sense of smell. Pit has an addiction to jellybeans. That enough?" Marth crossed her arms. Everyone present blinked.

"I didn't know any of that." Samus mumbled. Peach was giggling.

"I knew that about Link, but not about the others." Sheik and Zelda said at the same time. They looked at each other with creeped out faces. The others stared.

Awkward silence.

Then the Hylian princess turned to Marth.

"So. How should I help you?"

Marth then answered, crossing her arms. "Help me pretend that I'm still male, what else?"


OH MY DIN FINALLY DONE.

Why'd I give myself a minimum 2000 word limit?

lkdjf;alskdjaslf. Sorry for the long wait, my brain melted halfway through.

Who managed to guess who the figure was at the beginning of the chapter before he/she was revealed as Marth? Please review!

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