The history of the Citadel...

Moving Evil Domain

The strange skull-man moved swiftly through the ship, pausing every now and then to inspect a feature. The real estate agent shifted her tie nervously. Not only because her customer was super-freaky, but because she hadn't expected to have a request for this particular home. She had no preparation whatsoever. She hadn't even known it had existed until this man pointed it out to the business and asked for an inspection.

"Um, would you like to see the kitchen?" she ventured. "I see that you have a rather large digestive system." No kidding. I really can see his stomach! The kids'll never believe me when I tell them...

The skull-man shrugged, engrossed with feeling one of the walls. He finally turned to look at her. He nearly made her wet her pants right there and then, but she stood her ground instead of running away screaming like a banshee.

"I think the place is okay. I'll think about it over the weekend and contact you on Monday."

The agent flinched at his voice, but nodded. "I hope this home is the one for you." she said warmly.

A few months later

Skeleton King carried in the last box of his possessions, dropped it, then slumped into the nearest seat, which was a large, elaborate chair made on bone. "Whoo! Who knew that alchemist had so much junk!" His eyes lit up as he suddenly remembered something. "I gotta get some wine... And I get it all to myself! Awesome! I'm gonna get hungover if it takes all night!"

After a hurried search through the floating house and a cry of , "Cool, I have a wine cellar! Who knew!", Skeleton King came back with two bottles of red wine.

After getting reasonably drunk, Skeleton King decided to honour his new house. "I christen ye-" He paused for thought. He hadn't thought about a name yet until he had gotten supposedly drunk. "I christen ye the Citadel of Bone!" He smashed the remaining bottle against the wall, then proceeded to lick the wall, then the floor.

Yup, he's drunk. But he has a new house! And he christened it! How cute...