All Hail the Magic Teapot
Chapter 4
As we all remember from the last few chapters…Pride and Greed transformed.
Pride the opposite sex, Greed into a little child. Now…what about Ed?
"Holy shit!" Gasped the once reassured piranha child as he now stared at the giant, and when I say giant, I mean giant, purple cloud that was just now dissipating.
"I WILL KILL YOU SHRIMP!" yelled Envy as he rose from under the broken down door. "Kicking the flippin' door down when we didn't try to get the freaken philosopher stone this time, or even killed someone in fact do to my clear fancy of killing! Why after I'm done with you you'll-"
Envy never managed to get to what he was going to say when outside the house(Ed wobbled out there before the transformation began) stood the tallest, or the biggest Ed one would ever imagine seeing.
"Who's a shrimp now?" Ed boasts with glee as he glares down at them all, except Pride scuttled away from this war.
"Wow, never expected you to get such a growth spurt Fullmetal, well Greed?" Envy turns to Greed, surprisingly.
"The hell you want?! Come on…oh-OH!" Greed then grins at the Palm Tree, pineapple what ever who is also grinning maliciously around at Ed who is now very confused and steaming pissed.
"Oh shut it you giant shrimp," Greed yells with a grin.
"WHAT?! I don't know who that piranha thing is over there but when I finally have an advantage over you and all you stupid homunculi are gonna do is smile at me?! That's it! I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB CUZ I AM NOT A SHRIMP TOO SMALL TO BE SEEN FROM SPACE ANYMORE!!"
Ed Continued to rant this when somewhere in a Galaxy far, far away…
Heavy breathing
"Lord Vader!" Yells some random person in the Death Star. "We have detected a rather large and what seems to be a bothersome being on the place called E-arth!"
"Seems too stupid for me to care! Right now we are on the search for this amazing weapon known as Gundam! Keep the search on our primary target!" Yells Darth Vader in is deep, annoyingly echo like voice.
As Ed was finishing of what seemed to be his best rant left, Envy returned from Gluttony's room inside the homunculus manor with…
"Oh Shrimp-san?"
"WHO THE HELL YOU CALLIN' A SHRI-"
Ed now notices who he was speaking to and what he was holding in his hand.
Envy lifted a giant frying pan in the air and smiled tremendously in Ed's way.
"I knew we'd need this sometime in the future! Time to fry some big shrimp!!"
Envy then starts chasing the now fleeing 'Giant Shrimp' when all of a sudden Ed notices the teacup that a weird little Piranha child shoved down his throat.
"I got you now! I don't know if I should fry you or flambeau you Ed! But when I do I-" 'Giant' Ed then had his chance to splash some tea into the spazzing Palm Tree and…
"You thought I was ridiculously funny Envy! Look at you now, HAHAHA!!" Greed manages to gasp nonchalantly with a laugh in Envy covered in purple smoke when…in finally cleared.
"Oh my god," Greed says as he stares wide eyed at…a potted palm tree?
