A/N: I is sorry for the long wait. I had.........writers block. I frequently have it. But anyway, I hopes you like this chapter.
''NUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHHHHH! YEAAAAHHHHH!
WHEN THE WORLD AIN'T DYIN'
'N' THE GENII AIN'T PRANKIN'
WHO'S THE BEST OF AALLLLL?!
COZ' DA TREES AIN'T FUMPIN'
'N' THE GRASS AIN'T WAVIN'
WHO'S THE BEST OF AALLLLL?!
YEHYEHYEHYEHYEHYEHYEHHHHH! WOOOOOOOH!
IT'S SHADOWBUTT!
Shadowbutt,shadowbutt, shadowbutt.....
SHADOWBUTT!
Shadowbutt, shadowbutt, shadowbutt....
DRAT THE 'V
'N' CRAP THE 'T
EATIN' COOKI'S
'N' PAI ALL DAY!
TV!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh
TV!
Yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah yeahhhhh
COZ' LAWL
DA WORLD AIN'T DYIN'
COZ DA TREES AIN'T FUMPIN'
WOOOOOOOOH!''
''Man, Ah just lurve dat sawng. It pumps me up, right, dude?'' [Man, I just love that song. It pumps me up, right, dude?]
''Yer, dude. An' seriously. Vat wuz da gurates' jammin on mah guitar since.......Ah dunno. Since laike 132 BC. Ah mean, really. Va gurates' sawng by va gurates' bund awn some gurate insturament 'n yew did it on guitar. Vat saanded, laike, so reyal dude!''
[Yeah, dude. And seriously. That was the greatest jamming on my guitar since.......I don't know. Since like 132 BC. I mean, really. The greatest song by the greatest band on some great instrument and you did it on guitar. That sounded, like, so real, dude!]
A short Umbreon wearing loads of PokéBling, who is the one and only Shadowbutt. Now he seems to hear me talking.
''Thankyou, thankyou all! I cannot express my gratefulness that you have picked me, me, little old me, to be your Mayne Karacteer[Main Character] in this wonderful Feecteeawn[Fiction].''
Everyone should have sweatdropped a couple seconds ago. If you did, blame Shadowbutt. If you didn't, blame your non-existant emotions. Anyways, back to the story. Shadowbutt is in a tiny room, about the size of a small attic. In fact, that's exactly what it is. An attic. To be definite, Gary Anastasia Luriana Annie Luffluff Coraline Marina Daphne Rose Angel Misty Dawn May Anasia Koral Beauty Leona Bianca Cara Caroline Oak's attic. Bet you didn't know that was Gary's full name. We just call him Gary Oak, but nooooo, he has a middle name. Sorry, middle names.
''Shadowbuttttttt! My darling Shadowbutttt!'' Imagine Gary saying that in a cutesy tone.
''SHADOWBUTTTTT! COME HERE AND SING! I USED UP ALL MY MONEY ON TRYING TO GET MARINA TO LOVE ME! I NEED MORE! SHADOWBUTT, GET YOUR LARGE BEHIND HERE NOWWWWWWW!'' Now imagine him saying that in a scary tone. It'll depend on what your definition of scary is.
Shadowbutt squeaked and yelled ''G.T.G LUVVIE! C U SOON!'' Then he decided to hide.
''Gary, darling, Serena Summers is here! She says you were taking her out on a date! This is wonderful, Gary dear, you will get Married soon, and have children to carry on the legacy of your Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great Grandfathers Grandfathers Great-great Grandfather! Isn't it wonderful?''
''Dammit. It's the girl again. How many times do I have to tell her that she is -------------- annoying, and that I -------+_--------- hate her? Apart from her looks of course...''
Yes. It's true. Gary swears and he is a pervert.
''GARY SWEETHEART! IT'S BEEN SO LONG! I MISSED YOU COOKIELOVVIE!'' And with those words, Serena Summers was no more. In her place was a beautiful, albeight furious, Serenas Ummerse. ''WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK, YOU LITTLE --*&+^=565254_+(!!!!!
And Gary screamed. Screamed like a Rattata being squashed by a Machamp. No, that's not quite true. Gary screamed louder than that. And he sounded more like a girl. I think we have found out Gary's infamous secret. That he is a girl in disguise.
And here is where we shall leave you. You must find out the end of this particular tale by yourself.
A/N: Hope you liked it. Did you notice my style of writing has changed?
But anyway, this is a competition:
Write the end of this story, and send me the link to it once its complete. Feel free to make a whole fic of it but no one will probably want to, after all, this is just a fun fic.
Is it just me or is this the longest chapter I've ever written?
