*Knock Knock*

Zex- Ah there here OY AMERICA! NO EATING THE SNACKS TILL EVERYONE GETS HERE! *Opens door* Hey guys. Come in, Come in.

Skylar- Vas Happening? Is America eating all the food already? *Walks inside*

Zex- He's trying, but it helps that he can see all my knives and knows that I can use them.

Skylar- Hahahahahaha true that. YO AMERICA couldn't you have at least waited for your brother Matthew to arrive with me? *Eats chip while shaking head in disapointment at America* So Zex how have you been doing? I haven't seen you in awhile.

Zex- *Yawn* Ya know this and that. I sent my boys out to get more food ,but they aren't back yet.

Skylar- *Smiles* 'Wonder what's taking them so long.' Ready for another year at Hogwarts?

Zex- Huh didn't you know that I graduated last year.

Skylar- Yeah, but weren't you offered the position as Dark Arts teacher or something like that?

Zex- No they sent me a letter for the Dark Arts History and more teacher position.

Skylar- Oh yeah! The twins and I signed up for that class. I forced Matthew and Neville to sign up too. Also I heard Draco will be there too.

Zex-Draco is sweet. 'thinks of him as a brother'

Skylar- Yeah he is.

Zex- Hey did you here AH *All of a sudden France is there gropping Zex* AAAAHHH

Skylar- HEY FRANCE GET OFF MY FRIEND! WE WERE TALKING HERE!

France- Ohohohoho alo angel we are back and your looking as fine as ever.

Zex- FRANCE GET OFF OF ME OR ELSE!

Skylar- YEAH! *kicks France in manhood area*

France- *Passes out in agony*

Skylar- Hahahahahahaha take that you pervert! *Talking to France's passed out body while doing a victory dance.*

Zex- Hey he is my pervert!

Skylar- Sorry I got a little carried away

France- *starts to wake up*

Zex- France are you alright?

Skylar- *looking down ashamed* Sorry France I got a little carried away with causing you pain.

France- *sniff* *ignores you*

Spain and Britain- We are back!

Sky(Skylar takes forever so I am just gonna call her Sky)- Hey what's up?

Zex- Hey where's Russia? *looks around for him*

Britain and Spain- Uh well he's outside. There was a guy in the bushes watching you guys and well ya

*After explantation*

Zex- WHAT HE'S BEATING A GUY UP WITHOUT ME?! *stomps outside with favorite katana in hand*

Sky- Jeez you guys should have told her right away. Now she's pissed.

Britain and Spain- Not our faults! We were looking for France and ya

Sky- Whateves

Random Dude- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD PLEASE NO PLEASE STO...

Sky- Hahahaha GO ZEX! BEAT HIS WORTHLESS ASS TO A PULP!

Zex- Aw Ivan! Why did ya end it so quickly?

Ivan- Because there would be a even bigger mess and people are coming over. Although red looks wonderful on you.

*Zex and Ivan walk back inside hand in hand with bloody hands and blood on Zex's face.

Sky- He is right*Talking to Matthew about his polar bear*

Ivan- *Thinking it was him* Da

Sky- Hm oh hey guys. how was it killing the dude?

England- Oh you both should get cleaned up.

*Zex uses instant cleaning spell on Ivan and herself*

Zex- He wasn't worth it, so it was a quick on sadly

Sky- Boo! :( I wanted pics of a dead body for my what did I do over the summer project.

Zex- The kids from school should be arriving soon, so Iggy don't go doing the knowing their names already thing, they might get suspicious. And if anyone asks you guys are all teachers or something from another school. Dumbledore doesn't want them to know who their new teachers will be.

Sky- Yep and Everyone except Zex and Matthew, stay away from Neville. He doesn't need to be around your perverted and immature behavior.

Iggy- Hey I can be around my people if I want to.

Sky- Fine Iggy too, but that's it. He is too innocent and I will not allow the rest of you to taint him! *Wags finger at them through entire speech*

Ivan- I only listen to Zex not you little one *dark aura*

Sky- Fine then! *Glares at Ivan*

Zex- You are all going to do as she asked please *puppy dog eyes*

Sky- Thank you Zex! *Sticks tongue out at Ivan* It's just I know that some of them will crupt him into a pervert and others will scare him to death.

Zex- *Ivan grabs pipe* He better be afraid. Ivan only listens to me.

Sky-You know I am probably overreacting. It's just that I want everything to run over smoothly for my and your other friends meeting them and you know I will have to deal with the aftermath at school.

Zex- Uhuh I get it, don't worry.

Sky- Okay Thanks!

*Doorbell rings and Sky skips over and opens the door.*

Prussia- THE AWESOME PARTY ANIMAL HAS ARRIVED!

Sky- Prussia! *hugs him* 'thinks of him as a brother'

Zex- Hands off! He's Mine!

Sky- I know, don't worry.

Prussia, France, and Spain- FINALLY THE BTT IS HERE!

Sky- Okay so ho- *Doorbell rings again and Sky opens it* Fred! *Hugs him* George! *Hugs him* Neville! *Hugs him* Draco! *Hugs him* Hermione! *Hugs her* Ginny! *Hugs her* Harry! *Hugs him* Ron! *Hugs him* Charlie! *Hugs him* *Slams door in everyone else's face*

Zex-*Opens door* OY ALL OF YOU OUT THERE ARE AWESOME!

Everyone outside- I am, aren't I?

Zex- WRONG GIL IS AWESOME! NOW GET OFF MY LAWN! Luna is awesome though, but she isn't here yet.

Sky- I know right? Luna said she would be here in an hour and if she isn't then she isn't coming.

Prussia- THE AWESOME ME HAS TO AGREE, I AM AWESOME!

Sky- SHUT UP! I WAS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING! Anyways we should play Seven Minutes in Heaven.

France and Zex- OH OH I WANNA PLAY!