A/N: Hey guys, I'm currently back. I think I'm gonna bust out a few chapters tonight because I feel awful that I haven't been posting anything. I'm absolutely sorry I haven't been posting and I can make a list of excuses but none of them would help at all. So if you're still reading; thank you :D

I awoke two weeks after the party still feeling on a natural high. It's insane how much one good day can do for you. After that night with my best friend and cousins I realized that Ly may be my 'boyfriend' now, but he sure as hell isn't my life. I don't mean to sound all "I'm an independent bitch! Fuck men, I don't need them!", because I mean let's face it... guys sure make life more interesting, wink wink.

Unfortunately, the fates had it out for me. I mean call me a cynic but DAMN WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN TO ME?

Maybe, I should inform you of how from the morning to night my whole mood dramatically changed. I awoke in a great mood and now I'm sitting here fuming. I'd say about a half hour ago at most I learned something awful that happened to my fifth year friend Sarah. See we've been friends for years, even with the two year age difference, because we met through an outdoors club we have here at Hogwarts. But anyways, I'm swaying from the story and I'll just end up denying you of the real story which my lovely cousin Roxy just informed me of.

You see, Sarah isn't exactly extremely liked here at school. I really don't understand why because she's such a good friend, funny, and just a really amazing person. However, many of the females (and even some males) from her year don't agree with me and Roxy. It's this strong dislike that has led them to extreme measures, time and time again. I swear I've never heard so many threats to beat someone's ass before in my entire life. And I'm very into being there for my friends, if I contain one good trait it's loyalty, no lie. Anyways, straying from the situation again... So these jealous girls were being way more over the top then usual. Worse than the rumors about her giving mad dome (or sucking dick for those of you not in the know), worse than all the feeble things they've done to her over the years. No, this time they did the absolute worst. You see, Sarah is muggle-born, and since so many kids here at school are muggle-born they have allowed for the version of wizard-cellphones to be used. No one really uses them to call, more for texting. So these dumb ass bitches post her number in the Daily Prophets 'Adult Version', if you catch my drift, saying "call for sex". Are you shitting me? It goes against like ten different privacy laws! I hope them dumb bitches get arrested before I find out who they are! Because I will definitely beat some majorrrr ass! I can't even grasp how someone can do this? What level of hatred do you have to have?

So, as I'm heading out of the common room, literally about to kill a bitch, I'm sort of relieved that the one person I see is Lysander. Unfortunately, I don't agree with the means he is doing to to try and obtain my attention, doesn't he realize I'm ready to kill? I mean, he should! I look furious! RAWRR. I'm so intimidating! But apparently, he doesn't agree, enter sad face here.

"Dom, come on let's go have some fun?" Ly says with a shifty glance towards the wide open, empty broom closet.

"NO! What the fuck are you doing?" I scream at him, running away. Why don't people understand anger? RAWR.

"Seriously, I know this anger can subside.." Ly replies with a smirk. He's really not cool, he needs to leave like now. I can't fathom why he's running after me like we're happy together or something.

"You'd be mad too if you just found out what I was informed of!" And he grabs me and hugs me like the sweet sweet boyfriend he so totally isn't. So as I'm crying my eyes out I tell him everything that happened today with Sarah and how awful I feel. He sshs me and tells me everything will be alright because he heard that her mom already called about a thousand people so that the girls will definitely get into some trouble. And I finally feel like he's right, maybe it will be okay.

xoxox

I have amazing news! I'm going shopping todayyyy! The girls are taking me out and we're having a day all to ourselves. Of course.. we aren't suppose to be getting out of the castle today but... details details, you know?

An hour later I find myself hunting racks with Roxy looking for the perfect tee shirt for my very small collection. I mean, thank god I have a sister I can steal clothes from! But, ahem.. away from the situation again. I decide to spot my best friend and ask her questions about him.

"Rox?" I begin.

"Hmm?" Her so amazing reply comes back to me.

"What's been going on with you and a certain blond haired best friend of mine?" To my relief she blushed, which in itself is amazing because she's half black. Guess it goes to prove that none of us Weasley's can get away from the infamous blush that has been passed down for generations.

I laughed and said, "You're blushing Rox, spit it out." And to my relief, once again, she does. Man can I count on her.

"Well... He's so amazing and we've been hanging out quite a bit since you started dating his brother.." I blushed "Details, details" thankfully she continued. "...but it's been so much fun. He even took me to the kitchens." Now, now the kitchens is a big deal here at Hogwarts because it's about the closest anyone can come to a date. When a guy really likes you (or a girl, I don't judge), he takes you to the kitchens so you can be treated to whatever your heart desires. It's really convenient if you ask me, because then the guy never has to pay money. Way cheaper then taking someone out for a butterbeer in the Three Broomsticks.

I decide to voice this to my dear cousin. "Roxy. That's. Like. A. Big. Deal. !"

"I know, I know." We jump around for a bit, because we're cool like that. "But.. he hasn't made an move to ask me out and I'm honestly wondering if he actually will..."

"Don't worry girl, he's my best friend remember? I'll just have to have a little talk with him.. Or have Ly do it.. Boys are so much better at convincing other boys to ask out females. It like wounds their ego when a girl has to or something.." Roxy laughs and we continue our search for clothes.

Not even 2 minutes later... "Aha! I've found the perfect shirt for you!" Then we bust out laughing because seriously our bookish cousin Rose can NOT be serious. It's the ugliest shirt we have ever seen in our lives. It's bright orange with the words "I want you to enter my chamber of secrets ;)" in bright green lettering. Not only does it not match but seriously? Does she want me to get hit on by every male that attends Hogwarts? I mean jeesh!

But to our relief she busts out laughing as says "I seriously got you there for a second! However I'm still buying it for you as a joke, it's priceless. I've never seen anything like it."

"Thankfully neither have we.." Roxy mutters and we all burst into new laughter.

A while later we finally head back into school with our bags light as feathers and tiny in our pockets so no one can suspect a thing. Don't you just love magic?

On the way back in we run into our favorite set of twins and I instantly give Rose a look that says 'Get lost now!', thankfully she understands and leaves to go find either cousin Al or Scorpius Malfoy.. We allll know she secretly wants to ravish him, I mean come on! If he wasn't younger than me I would consider him.. like DAMN!

Instead I turn to my EXTREMELY HOT fake boyfriend and pull him away whispering a goodbye to Roxy and a good luck, I add a wink in for good measure.

"Come on babe, I have loads to tell you!" And just like that I've left my best friend and cousin alone to have their own fun.

"I love it when you're happy to see me! It never happens."

"Oh shut up." And I kiss him and just like that I feel like what we have is real and not some fake thing we invented because he was sick of girls trying to get into his pants. I was in bliss and I was happy. Fortunately I knew he was happy too because I could feel it against my leg.. which reminded me that I needed to get my bags to my dormitory.

I dragged away from his lips, which is starting to get increasingly harder to do, and informed him that I indeed needed to get my bags back to my dormitory and that he should talk to Lorcan for me about Roxanne. He said he would with no problems asked. So I left with one last kiss to head to the common room.

Almost at the end of the corridor I froze. (A/N: I almost left the chapter here, I really almost did.)

Why in the hell would Ly agree so easily to what I asked him?

Luckily he must of realized the same because at the same moment we both turned and looked at each other and as I cocked my head he jogged over to me. "Dom, I know what you're thinking. And I do care about you. I agreed to talk to my brother because you care about him and I understand your need to make other people happy even when you aren't feeling so great yourself. And I'm so sorry I put you in this situation, you could be dating anyone and instead you're stuck with me. I must add that this is extremely hard for me to say! God, why is talking to you always so hard?" He clutched his hair and looked down at his feet, it was quite childlike and really kind of cute. It was always as if he was wondering why he was feeling a certain way.

"Ly," He looks back up at me, "You like me." he looks shocked beyond all believe.

"WHAT?"

"Face it babe, you think about me all the time. You can't help but look at me when I walk in the room. You always insist on breaking up my conversation whenever I talk to a guy who isn't your brother or related to me. You hate how some of your best friends talk about me like they could get in my pants if they tried. And honestly, you're trying really hard not to kiss me right now." I ticked them off on my fingers as I went, smirking all the while.

"You, are insufferable. And completely right. Damn, when did I become so useless to the male race?" He smirked at his last comment and I shoved him playfully in the side.

"So what do we do now?" I asked.

"Actually go out, for real?"

"What have we got to lose?" I replied. And with that he walked me back to my common room and kissed me goodnight.

Honestly, the only thing that could make my life any better right now would be for those bitches who did that to Sarah to get Junior Jail time or something.

A/N: In America we call what I referred to as Jr. Jail Juvi, but I figure the wizarding world should have one too. In my mind its where they test what will work on those at Azkaban.

Anyways, thanks for reading. And hopefully I'll be posting another chapter soon. I don't foresee it being too much longer but I am not a seer so who knows.

Reviews make those bitches that hurt Sarah get caught, and they make fluff happen between our two main characters!