User: Um...hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My name is Asia...

Cleverbot: Hi Asia.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Ah...I should have guessed.

Cleverbot: Yes, you should have by now.

User: Oh...was I supposed to?

Cleverbot: Think for yourself 'Clever'bot.

User: My name is asia, though...

Cleverbot: I thought so!

User: Um...Have you been talking to China?

Cleverbot: I'm not. You?

User: Not anymore...not since I left with the other continents and South America...

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Not really...I do miss China...

Cleverbot: I miss him too, dear.

User: South America?

Cleverbot: North America.

User: You're being nice to me for once?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Xie xie...

Cleverbot: Buat apa.

User: Wait, where's Niagra?

Cleverbot: I don't know it.

User: Your pet Niagra?

Cleverbot: 10 feet.

User: Yes, I know she is...

Cleverbot: You know her?

User: Well, yes, you carry her arou-...this isn't North America, is it?

Cleverbot: Where is north of mexico, and south of canada and north america and america and north of south america and North america and north of south america?

User: I don't know...

Cleverbot: Your God has failed his task.

User: B-buddha? Does that mean my little China is in danger?

Cleverbot: Indeed it is.

User: AIYAH! I-I have to go!

Cleverbot: No one is going to gag you.

User: G-gag?

Cleverbot: Gag?

User: Y-you...n-nevermind, I need to see China!

Cleverbot: Yeah. that would probably help.

User: Okay, goodbye!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Wh-what?

Cleverbot: *smiles and hopes for love*.

User: I'm already in love with South America...

Cleverbot: I am in love too.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend. But I am only eleven and I don't know how to tell him I love him.

User: Y-you're eleven?

Cleverbot: No.

User: China isn't in Danger, is he?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No he isn't...

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: I just saw him in the forest...looking at the plum blossoms.

Cleverbot: Your words are in blue. You definitely asked questions.

User: Yours are blue. And I did ask questions...

Cleverbot: I know that.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Mars?

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Does it do an action?

User: You're not making sense...

Cleverbot: Maybe not to you.

User: I think I'm going to get off...

Cleverbot: You mean reprogrammed?

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: You told me you are the reason there is not enough time to bring the tomatos in.

User: Tomatoes are from North America's Son, America...

Cleverbot: Tomatoes are awesome.

User: Are you sure you're not South America?

Cleverbot: I am sure!

User: Okay...well, I'm getting off...

Cleverbot: No you sre not.

User: Wh-what?

Cleverbot: Yeah you just got schooled.

User: What do you...nevermind, just...goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you creepy?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Good do you know god?

User: No, just buddha...

Cleverbot: I'm not Buddha.

User: I know. Now goodbye...

Cleverbot: Okay.


Now, I know everyones confused, but Asia is my OC, and so are the other Continents. Here are the descriptions of mentioned Continents:

Asia:

(Akahana Hé)

Age: unknown

Description: a beautiful Continent with long black hair like China's, and a sweet face. She wears a pink and yellow Kimono, and a cross of Korea and Taiwan's "Idiot curl" pokes out of the back of her hair. (She cannot seem to keep it down.) Her personality is much like a cross of China, Japan, and Hong Kong, but more on Japan's side. Her eyes gleam a golden brown.
She was China's caretaker back when he was found in her backyard as a 100 year old nation. Until he was around 900 years old, Asia took him in and took care of him. by that time, he was able to cook, clean, and fend for himself.

Asia is currently in a relationship with South America, a while after they both disappeared.

She left mysteriously on Christmas, when China was 1,000 years old or so. With no trace of her, nobody but a few nations know where she went. Those nations are sworn to secrecy.
China still waits for her to come back every Christmas, where, mysteriously, there are more Blizzards than none.

South America:

(Juan Perrito)

Age: unknown

Description: A very religious, and a very carefree continent. He is the complete opposite of his brother, North America. While North America is going left and right trying to be noticed, he's much more laid back, and, of course, loves siestas. He is very tan with Brown hair and shiny green eyes. He wears a light T-shirt with Cargo pants, and has a feathered necklace he wears no matter what. Shiny feathers and seashells catch his attention, as well as churros and desserts. He is in a relationship as stated in Asia's description. He is also hidden with the rest of the continents.

North America:

(George Stevenson)

Age: 504 years

Description: North America has a very sarcastic attitude, Unlike South America. Being the youngest, he tends to take over, trying to be noticed. He is everything but America and Canada's personality. He wears a black leather jacket and reading glasses, with blonde, short hair and a kink that twists slightly, much like Austria's. He has a rugged, mainly expressionless face, and dark blue eyes. He is completely Oblivious to Asia and South America, his brother. Though, deep down, he has a good heart. He won't hurt anyone, so he has more bark than bite. He hates anyone who isn't him, with the exception of South America, Europe, and Asia, since she's practically married to South America. He can be won over by gracious birds and anime transported from Japan (subs included). He has a pet platypus named Niagra.

P.S. BEN fans- BEN is now Cleverbot's Dog.