Hi guys! I know what some of you might be thinking: two chapters in one day? What the heck! Well since this one is literally a 99 second video, I decided to just get it out quick. Don't expect this to happen again anytime soon, if ever!
Also, for the guest who was asking about chapter 3's disappearance, I took down an author's note and replaced it with the Weird Al song.
"Hi all!
This next video will be very lighthearted and intended to make people laugh. It is a summary of the six Star Wars movies in 99 seconds to various songs that are used in the movies.
-A Friend"
The group looked at each other and shrugged, intrigued as to how someone would be able to condense almost four decades in less than two minutes.
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away
"I still do not understand that. Why do they say that at the beginning of a lot of these?" Plo Koon said. The others didn't have an answer for him. They too had noticed it, but thought it had just been a coincidence, or a reuse of the same part of one of the films. Or perhaps it simply was in the beginning of all the films (A/N: hahahahaha)
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padme's a cougar
"What's a cougar? Is that a bad thing?" Padme shrugged at her husband.
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine
"Hey, that tune is kinda catchy! Da da daaa daaaa -mmmf!" Ahsoka's singing was cut off by Anakin putting his had over her mouth. Suddenly he pulled it away.
"Did you just LICK ME?" He said, a disgusted look on his face. She just smirked at him while the Jedi in the room looked on in either disgust, disapproval, or amusement.
It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padme
"I like this song. The tune is pretty, like a love story. I wonder what the purpose of the song was." Padme said. No one really knew what to say to her (mostly because she was the only one in the room who'd grown up exposed to love stories), but Anakin pulled her closer to him. (1)
[Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart]
Anakin you are breaking my heart
"That's a lot of battles." Kit Fisto commented. While he had accepted that the people from this other galaxy took a serious story and turn it to something comical, it continued to amaze him with every holo that they were shown.
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo
"Again, that's a very simplistic way to put it. It makes me wonder, and sort of worry, what sort of culture and values these people have." Windu said. He still was not sure about how he felt about this whole situation. While he was furious with Skywalker at first, he was starting to see that perhaps there was more to the man than he had originally thought.
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
"Yes, that's a very important aspect of the story." Anakin said sourly.
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfullness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot
Many of those in the room raised their eyebrows at this. While they understood that this was meant to entertain, they were beginning to be concerned (not for the first time) about the mentality of those in this galaxy.
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
"Daddykins?!" Anakin was completely miffed at the word, and ignored the snickers he got from Ahsoka and Obi-Wan as as well as the giggle from Padme.
Your mom was kissing Anakin
Han's frozen
I love you
I know
"Both of the summary holos we've seen have had the "I love you, I know" bit in them, as well as the bit about Han Solo shooting first. I wonder why that is. What are the significances of those moments?" Shaak Ti said in her calm voice. While she was not an active fighter in the Clone Wars, instead helping train the clones on Kamino, she still played a major part on the Council.
"I do not know, but I am sure that we will find out at some point. If it is important enough, that is." Agen Kolar said.
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past
"You know, if you think about it, either way this goes Anakin fulfills the prophecy. Either he destroys Sideous now, or in two decades' time." Obi-Wan remarked.
"Well, I'm saying that it's going to happen now. As soon as we get out of here, we should start planning." Anakin said with much conviction in his voice. He wasn't going to let his family be torn apart again, not when he could do something about it. He fully intended on them staying together for a very long time.
(1) For those of you who don't know, the song is called "Across the Stars," and it's meant to be Anakin and Padme's love song. I adore the song and think it's beautiful.
I know there weren't many reactions to this one, but honestly since they already know what happens in both trilogies it kinda seemed redundant to just do the same thing again. I just kinda threw this one together in the past half hour so it's not the best.
That's it guys! As usual, please review, favorite and follow! And if you have any suggestions, please don't hesitate to say! Either leave it as a review or PM me, I check both regularly. Right now, I'm looking for a video (preferably around 3 minutes, remember I have to type everything out that doesn't have a script online) that talks about how Darth Vader was actually the victim of the Star Wars saga.
