Alien oneshots part 2
Tetramand, Princess Looma part 3
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It was a rather calm day at Ben's house as he and Looma were watching tv with Looma taking up the whole couch, but Ben sat on her lap since she didn't mind.
"Beloved." She said while looking at the screen. "I'm getting bored at seeing this show."
"Yeah, I think it started to get repetitive after the whole reboot. None of the characters seem like themselves anymore."
"I was referring to the plot but the characters are just as bad as a Sand Ripper with what you call rabies." Looma said before grabbing the remote. "I think earth wrestling would be entertaining."
"You know I'm starting to think you're getting addicted to this." he joked.
She rolled her eyes. "If I'm addicted, then your addicted to my muscles."
"That and more." He said with a grin.
Looma smirked at that. "Are you suggesting another cuddling session beloved?"
"If it's not that then you'd probably suggest we have another spar, and my muscles are still a little sore, so yeah."
She gave him a light hug before something appeared in her head. "Ben, do you remember what my father said regarding our wedding after three years?"
"Yes." He said with a nod.
"Well on the night I came to stay with you, I told my father things might change, and considering how we've been very close, I was hoping you'd give me a clear answer on whether you'll accept the proposal."
Ben gulped a little and sighed. "Looma...to be honest. I...I've been thinking about it as well. And…." he got off her and cleared his throat. "I might wanna give it a try."
Looma felt her heart skip a beat before smiling. "Beloved...thank you." she pulled him into a tight hug against her armor making him groan.
"Looma, still need air."
"But I can't! I'm so happy!" She said while hugging him even tighter with joy in her very soul.
Ben groaned feeling his body scream from the grip before he hit the Omnitrix and managed to transform into Goop and lost the feeling. "That's better."
"Oops." She blushed. "Sorry beloved, forgot my own strength."
He moved off her. "But we're gonna need to tell my parents this right away, but we gotta do it gently."
"And I need to get my father's approval on where the wedding should be." She said. "Maybe on earth? What do you think?"
"Well I was thinking maybe we could do it on your planet." he replied before changing back. "Don't get me wrong, Earth is great, but I figured it'd be better if we did it where you were born."
Looma nodded. "Then Khoros it is, but….should I wear an earth dress or a Khoros' dress?"
"What's the differences?"
"My people use the skins of Sand Ripper's and the bones of our enemies as part of the dress and dye it with blood." She explained.
He paled a little and gulped. "Uh, well, maybe go with what you think fits you. I heard about some of the rules there and if you wear one of the white dresses we have here, they might seem a bit too...girly."
She nodded before getting an idea. "Let's try a mix of the two. Plus you would look good in a ceremonial Sand Ripper armor attire."
"Alright, I'll call my folks and let them know we gotta tell them now, you let your dad know the wedding's officially on."
Looma smiled before giving him another hug. "Then let us marry my beloved!"
CRUNCH!
She stopped while Ben let out a low groan and hiss.
"Owwww…."
"Oh! I'm so sorry!"
"I'm...good….ow…." 'I still can't believe I'm surviving her hugs!'
She let him down gently while he tried popping his back in place while she pulled a communicator out and walked out of the room.
Beep beep.
"Father, I have finally decided to marry my beloved. Please start up the wedding on Khoros."
"Oh this is great news! For a moment I was worried when I didn't hear word all this time, but I didn't expect you'd want it so soon, it hasn't even been a year yet."
"Well I felt like it was the right time to marry. Also…" she sighed. "We consummated our love a while back."
"What?!" he spoke in shock. "Looma, what have I told you about waiting until your wedding night?"
"I couldn't help it!" She snapped. "We were in a cave and were trapped! Plus….it was a life or death matter."
He groaned in annoyance. "Alright, fair enough, but next time tell me this stuff after it happens. Last thing I want is being the last to hear about any grandkids."
"Alright father." She said with a nod. "And can the wedding be a mix?"
"Explain."
"Since it's a union between two planets, maybe we can incorporate our wedding traditions with Earth's?"
"Hmmm, this is something that's never been done before, none of the other Tetramands would be familiar with Earth's traditions, but it would definitely be quite the wedding to remember. Alright, I'll see what I can do, but I'll need to be told about certain Earth wedding traditions to try and make sure it mixes well, last thing I need is insulting my son-in-law and his culture."
"Alright father, I'll send you some earth books on the subject later today." She smiled. "And father."
"Yes dear?"
"Thank you for being a great leader and father."
"Of course Looma, I'll make sure no expense is spared for my daughter's big day, just try not to do anything too fun before the honeymoon." he teased before the call ended.
She chuckled with a light blush before getting an idea. "Oh beloved! Want to spar again? I'll try and use those condoms you keep giving me!"
'Oh no.'
(Later)
"So Ben, what is it that you needed us to tell us?" asked Carl with him and Sandra at the kitchen table.
He took a deep breath and sighed as he sat next to Looma. "Dad, mom, I finally decided…..to marry Looma."
Their eyes widened before Sandra let out a squeal with a smile.
"Oh my little boy! I'm so happy!" She squealed while feeling very happy and excited in the same time.
"Mom." He blushed.
"Wait, you're getting married?" spoke Carl. "As in settle down permanently?"
"Yes, and the wedding is taking place on Looma's home planet."
Carl shook his head and took a deep breath. "Sorry, this is just a lot to take in. I mean, I knew you two were close, but I thought you two would hold off till you were, you know, older."
Both blushed a little and looked away uncomfortably.
"Wait….did you two?" Carl asked with a slightly pale face.
"To be fair, would you believe it was to keep us alive?" asked Ben.
Both parents looked at him with a very shocked expression.
"It was magnificent." Looma said with a light blush. "Better than breaking the bones of a thousand enemies."
"Looma, ixnay on that." he whispered. "I know it's big and out of nowhere, but I already have several stuff to say if you have a problem with it. So go ahead, shoot."
Sandra sighed. "When is the wedding and who are you going to bring for the ceremony?"
"Hold up Sandra." spoke Carl. "This is big and all, but it feels too soon for Ben. I mean Ben, you do know what this means right?"
"No cheating, no flings, and being faithful." he listed off. "Trust me, I've dated enough girls to know that being married is ten times bigger than just having a girlfriend."
"Plus if he did cheat." Looma said while punching her fist into her open palms. "I would beat some sense into him before making the woman face me in single combat!"
"Well what about school?"
"Dad, let's be honest, I get what you're gonna say, but with all the stuff I've done, I'll keep saving lives and big time heroes get people to help finance them to help them with anything they need, plus they do pay well. Just last week I got a thank you basket from Brainstorm's species and it was full of taydenite, which is very valuable."
Both raised their eyebrows.
Looma put a arm around Ben's shoulder. "And the royal family have a lot of trade route to other star systems. And our markets can allow the both of us to live in semi luxury for a few years."
"Well what will you do after those years?" asked Sandra.
"It's either fighting in the arena for extra work or become part of the army. All the citizens of Khoros are required to do either one of these after becoming a citizen."
"But won't you two become king and queen?" asked Carl.
"Technically speaking yes, but that won't be until my father Gar Red Wind passes away, but that won't be for a long time. My father will help us gladly, but if you're worried about Ben working hard, then he can help make quite the amount in the arena, it has a multitude of uses. As for the army, that's usually meant for citizens who are truly dedicated, but I figured Ben might stick with being a hero for the whole galaxy and I don't want him to feel smothered if he joined the army."
Ben sighed in relief as he didn't want to join the army anyway.
"But there is a third option." She said.
"What's that?"
"He can hunt Sand Rippers for a living." Looma said with a blunt expression. "They're very profitable in the market places."
"Sand Rippers?" spoke Sandra confused.
"Our natural predators." She said before looking at them and bowed a little. "So will you accept our union?"
"Well….I'm still surprised." admitted Carl. "I'm not saying I'm against it, you two do make a cute couple, just still a little overwhelmed to hear all this so suddenly."
Sandra nodded before saying. "Before we go on, did you two...check afterwards if you got a bun in the oven or not? I don't feel like attending a shotgun wedding."
"Mom!" groaned Ben.
Looma blushed while looked away. 'I knew I forgot something important.'
"What? I'm just being curious and concerned."
"Well...um…" he turned to Looma and whispered. "Did you use the test?"
"..." she looked away and muttered.
"What?"
"I...I…"
"Looma? Can you speak up?"
"I DIDN'T TAKE IT!" She snapped in embarrassment.
"Oh dear." sighed Sandra.
Carl shook his head. 'Great. It's going to be a shotgun wedding.'
As for Ben, well he fainted from the shock.
"Perhaps I should go take it now." she muttered embarrassed.
"I'll let you use one of mine. Sometimes I ask Carl to come to bed with me." Sandra smiled. "After all, Ben might need a little sibling in the future."
"Sandra, don't go saying that out loud." muttered Carl looking away.
Looma nodded while getting up and walked with Sandra. 'I hope I didn't get pregnant, father would be very mad if that happened.'
(Later)
"This is quite the news." remarked Rook.
"I know." Ben said while talking with some of his closest allies and friends. "But it's happening and I'm….just nervous."
"Considering you haven't even gone to college, it's no wonder." remarked Gwen.
"But at least you're not with Julie or Kai." Kevin remarked. "Those two were annoying as fuck."
Ben groaned recalling those two. "Can we please not bring them up? I need some tips before the actual wedding to relax, otherwise I'll go there and look like a doofus in front of so many Tetramands."
"Oh that." He said. "Well, try not to sneeze, go butt naked and try and act like a tough guy."
"Kevin." frowned Gwen.
"What? If they see that they might wanna fight him, all he has to do is kick their butts and they'll give him respect like that."
"That is true." Rook said with a nod. "Tetramands are known for being warriors with a brutal nature."
"I know." Ben groaned. "Looma told me about the Sand Ripper wedding dresses they used for their weddings."
"What?" Gwen said in shock.
"They use Sand Ripper skin, bones of their enemies and blood to make the dresses." Ben said with a gross out expression. "But we're trying to combine both wedding traditions."
"That sounds very tricky." remarked Rook.
"That's why I'm asking you for advice." He groaned. "I don't know how to plan a wedding or who should I even invite!"
"Simple, your folks, us, there ya go." remarked Kevin.
"..." he looked at him before getting an idea. "Alright, then your the flower girl."
That made Gwen and Rook snicker with the male glaring.
"Try that and I'll roast you right there, not by fire, the other kind."
"Ok fine, maybe I can get Lucy to be the flower girl."
"And the best man?" Asked Rook.
"It's either you, Manny, Kevin or for some reason Gwen." He shrugged.
"That doesn't work." deadpanned his cousin.
"Well I forgot what the name of the position is for the other girls, the only one I know is the bride and that's Looma, so excuse me if I forgot a few minor positions, it's my first wedding for crying out loud."
"Relax Ben." Rook said. "I'll be the first man."
"Oh thank god!" He sighed before looking at Gwen. "Maybe you should be the one to give us the rings?"
"You mean the ring bearer?"
"Yes."
"Mmm, I can work with that." She said with a nod. "But did you even get an engagement ring for Looma?"
"...um…"
"You didn't." spoke Kevin.
"Um…" he stood up before running away. "Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT!"
"He does know the ring bearer is usually a guy, and a kid right?" asked Gwen. "He can't be that oblivious."
"He once thought that I was a friend when he was ten." Kevin deadpanned. "What do you think?"
"I'll just be a bridesmaid and give Looma a chance to pick a maid of honor, she probably has some ideas of her own since this IS gonna be a mixed wedding."
Rook cocked his head to the side. "So it's a female on earth? Back on my homeworld, it's always the male that is the maid of honor."
The two humans looked at him in surprise.
"What? It is a great honor."
"Rook, you need to study more on earth marriages." Gwen said with a sigh.
(Later)
"Yay!" cheered Lucy with a smile. "Being a bridesmaid sounds super great!"
"Just don't try slipping me at the altar." Ben sweatdropped.
"Oh don't worry, I'll do it when you're dancing again." She smiled while Ben groaned.
"Take this serious Lucy, we don't know what they might do if they see that." spoke Gwen. "But I'm gonna take a gut feeling and say it might end in a huge fight."
"Knowing them, that might spice things up." remarked Kevin.
Lucy chuckled before saying. "Ok." She then gave Ben a big hug. "Just make me the godmother and I'll be the best bridesmaid in the galaxy."
He groaned at that. "I don't know I was thinking….wait why do you even want to be a godmother?"
"To show my annoying aunt and uncle, which you turned into a statue by the way, that I'm a better parent than them."
"Huh, that...actually sounds like a good way to get back at them."
"Yep." She smirked. "So want to name me the godmother now or later?"
"I'll think about it." he replied while glancing at Gwen. 'If I say who before talking with Looma she might throttle me.'
(Later)
"So you're getting married?" Helen said in surprise. "Huh, didn't expect that."
"Damn man, congrats." smiled Manny. "Got a picture of the future Mrs. Tennyson?"
Ben nodded before taking out a picture of Looma in an bikini, one made of armor and looked almost like a certain space princess. "It's Looma Red Wind."
That made them jaw dropping in both shock, and in the case of Manny, nosebleed like crazy.
"Damn!"
"Manny, your mouth."
"Eh?" He looked at his mouth and wiped away some drool. "Um...nice pick."
"Anyway." Ben said while putting the picture away. "I want you two to come to the wedding."
"We can try, but a lot of things have been busy." remarked Helen before her badge started beeping. "Hang on." she picked it up. "Yeah Peirce?"
"Gonna need you guys down here quick, me and Alan are pinned from some plasma fire."
"Again? We'll be right there." She said before clicking the badge off. "Sorry Ben, duty calls."
"We'll try and get a wedding gift if we don't end up vaporized." spoke Manny grabbing his blasters.
Ben saw them leave while looking at a list me made. 'Looks like I have to find other guests. Maybe Professor Paradox? I wonder how Gwen's doing with grandma and Sunny?'
(With the three)
"That sounds wonderful." smiled Verdona.
"Meh." Sunny rolled her eyes. "Sounds boring to me."
Gwen sighed. "Sunny, I know you hate weddings but this is a family event, meaning you have to come."
"I have better things to do then to watch my cousin getting married to a Tetramand."
"Like what? Trying to get with that brute Antonio again?" Verdona raised an eyebrow.
"No!" She snapped. "Just that dark brooder Gwen likes."
"Wow, you're just asking to get your butt kicked again." remarked the girl. "Ok, then let me put it another way. We're going to a wedding with all kinds of Tetramands, big guys who could beat Antonio easy, and might be looking for some single women who are tough, maybe tougher, than them. Did I forget to mention Looma was a princess making it an expensive wedding?"
"..." she looked at the ground before smirking. "Fine I'll come, but not because you asked me or because I like parties."
Verdona blinked at the sudden change in attitude before whispering to Gwen. "How?"
"She's the tsundere of the family."
"A what?"
"I'll explain later."
Sunny looked at Gwen before saying. "Just be careful, I might try a double wedding with that hunk of yours Gweeny poo."
She frowned at that. 'Kevin, wherever you are, just watch you back.'
(With Kevin)
"So Argit, want a score at some rare valuables and food?"
"Oh nice try Kevin, I'm not falling for it." he replied crossing his arms.
"What?"
"This is some kinda trick right? I come with, expecting tons of goodies, only to get my butt kicked or thrown in the slammer 'cause you didn't tell me all the details."
He facepalmed. "It's not, and if you MUST know it's a wedding for Ben and Looma."
"Looma? Woah woah woah, as in that crazy chick you nearly got hitched to?"
"Yes." He groaned. "The same one."
"So...she's nutty for your pal now? And he's fine with getting hitched?"
"I wouldn't be even inviting you if it wasn't the case." He frowned. "Plus think about it, while the festivities are playing out, you can go grab some of the treasure and if you don't get caught, we can split it fifty fifty."
"Woah woah woah, I knew it." he frowned. "I ain't takin' no chance with her dad, they get me and I'm gonna be a punching bag, literally."
"So you're gonna get out on a chance to getting some expensive food and not get a gun pointed to you if you take some extra home, legally?" Kevin raised an eyebrow.
"..."
"Plus I'll get you some treasure." He smirked. "Just play along and I guarantee that you won't be used as target practice."
"Hmmmm, ok fine!"
Kevin grinned. "Good, oh and try getting a suit. We don't need you to look like a street rat."
"Hey! I resemble that remark."
"Yeah yeah."
(With Max)
Max was busy looking at the morning paper while just finishing a mission in the andromeda galaxy.
"Hey grandpa!"
He turned and saw Ben running over to him. "Oh hey Ben, what's going on?"
"I got something big to tell you."
"Let me guess, you got into a fancy college?"
"No, I'm getting married."
"Say what?"
"I'm getting married." He repeated. "And it's in a few weeks, on Khoros."
"...ok, you're gonna need to tell me how this all happened."
(One SUPER LONG explanation later)
"And that's when I came here." Ben said to his grandpa. "I mean your the last one on my invite list."
"Wow….never thought I'd expect you settling down so soon."
"Well I thought it would help with the fangirls and well...me and Looma talked about this and we both agreed to get married while also trying to juggle being both rulers and heroes at the same time."
"But are you sure you're ready for something this big?"
Ben looked down. "I know it's huge, monumental even, but she was willing to stick around and learn who I was, plus she can handle herself in a fight so I don't need to worry if any of my enemies try something sneaky, especially since she has her dad's armada as back up."
"But tell me Ben, how well do you know her? Marriage is a two way streak, and if both people aren't happy, it won't end well."
"I know." He said with a long sigh. "But if that comes to pass, I'll try to make amends with Looma, or do what Kevin does and fight." He then blushed. "And not like that!"
"That still doesn't answer my question, how well do you know her?"
"Well, I know she enjoys a big spar to help get the blood flowing, likes to cuddle if we're sharing a bed, and she's got a pretty girly side to her, but you didn't hear that from me." he whispered.
Max raised an eyebrow at that.
"And I also…" He blushed red. "Um…"
"Dominated her in bed?"
"G-Grandpa!" he gaped.
"Ben, you're gonna learn this eventually, but what do you think me and your grandma did when we were young?"
"Um…..you drank and had some conversations about being in a relationship?" He asked with uncertainty.
"We had sex." he replied making Ben groan and cover his ears. "Ben, it happens with all relationships eventually, it's natural you two would go that far. Especially since Gwen and Kevin let it slip with the cave."
"I did NOT need to hear that grandpa!" he blushed crimson. 'I'll get them for that!'
"I'm just wanting to make sure you have a good grip on communication because that's important for something like this."
Ben groaned. "I do! Grandpa I know about that but...I'm just goddamned nervous ok!"
"You think this is bad? Wait till you actually get there." joked Max before patting Ben on the back. "Don't worry, just remember to breath and keep it together, just don't try running out on her or the Earth is gonna deal with another invasion."
He paled. "O-O-Ok."
'Reminds me of when I met Verdona's family.' Max thought while getting memories of mana blasts to the crotch. "Just in case, try wearing a sports cup."
"Why?"
"Trust me, it'll help."
'I've got a sneaky suspicious he might be spot on.' Ben thought with a sweatdrop.
(Timeskip)
-Khoros-
At the main palace is where numerous seats were set up, along with a buffet table, an archway made of an alloy that had numerous images engraved of battles, and where numerous species were mingling, most of them being Tetramand.
And we find the king of the planet looking over the processions and catering. So far everything seemed to be in place, the only thing left was his daughter, Ben, and his guests.
"The Ziboson is ready to be served." Spoke a cook with a nod as some servants brought out a cooked Ziboson with a strange fruit like thing in its mouth and surrounded by the bones of Vulpimancer.
"Excellent! Set in on the table!" Gar Red Wing bellowed with a grin. 'I hope Looma and Ben arrive soon, it's getting-'
"Father!" Called out Looma's voice from outside the palace gates. "I have returned!"
"Guards! Let my daughter in!" he called out to the top of the walls.
They nodded before slowly opening the gates. Only for it to get stuck for a few minutes due to someone accidentally forgetting to get the chains off of the gate door's backside.
"Hurry it up!"
One servant ran over to the gate and took off the chains and almost got squashed by the doors.
And lo and behold, Looma and a menagerie of people including the soon to be husband.
"Father!" She called out while looking very happy. "I have returned with my beloved."
"Excellent!" He called out before Looma walked over to him and hugged him.
"But I need to talk to you in private." She whispered with a blush.
"Of course, but first, I'd like to meet the parents of my son-in-law." he smiled while Carl and Sandra were stunned and felt a little exposed and intimidated since the Tetramands were bigger than them.
Sandra looked at Carl with a gulp. "I guess we should...meet our um…" but she felt so tongue tied from the shock that her words became muddled.
Carl just gave a nod before seeing Gar walk over to them with a smile. 'Wow that's a big alien.'
"Welcome to Khoros!" He grinned while looking at them. "And to my home, parents of my son-in-law!"
"Hi." Sandra said meekly.
"H-Hey there." spoke up Carl. "You must be...Looma's father."
He looked down before grabbing their hands and shook them. "That I am!"
Both of them could feel their bodies get picked up and shook from the shake before he let go and stumbled a little.
"I never got a chance to meet you two last time I was on Earth, but I can see where Ben gets his strong physique and excellent appearance from."
Ben sweatdropped at this before speaking up. "Hey Gar!"
He stopped shaking the humans and smirked. "Ah Benjamin Tennyson, it is great to see you once again."
"It's great to be here, I've never actually seen what home Tetramands live on, but I did hear from Rook and Kevin from that whole heist thing."
He frowned at the name of Kevin. "I see, and is he still trying to swindle my people out of house and home?"
Ben blinked before looking at Kevin, who was hiding behind Gwen. "What did you do this time?"
"..." he looked away. "I might have...taken a few parts when…."
Gwen facepalmed. "Kevin!"
"It was just a few parts." He muttered as Looma dragged her father away.
"Father, please try and calm down."
"Fine." He grumbled. "But if he steals anything during the ceremony I'll put him into the arena with nothing but two thousand tons of iron shackles on his hands and neck."
'Ruthless as ever.' "Father….I have a confession to make. Remember when I told you that me and my beloved consummated our love?"
"Yes, why?"
Looma sighed. "Well….I took a piece earth tech called a pregnancy test to make sure I didn't you know, get pregnant." She rubbed her stomach a little. "And…"
"And what?"
"...I'm one month pregnant." She blushed.
Gar's eyes widened with his mouth dropping open.
"I know it was sudden but….father I didn't know that it happened." She said while looking away. "And before the wedding too. I'm sorry father for my actions."
"So...you're already carrying a child?"
Looma nodded. 'He's going to be furious, I just know it.'
"Well, at least I won't have to wait long until I'm a grandfather."
Her eyes widened in shock. "F-Father….you're not….mad?"
"Well it seems silly to get mad on your wedding, you already told me about this beforehand, so it's not like this wouldn't happen eventually."
She nodded with a gulp. "But….I didn't tell my beloved yet. I didn't want to turn it into what humans call a shotgun wedding."
"Relax, I'm sure he'll be fine, especially after the honeymoon." he chuckled.
Looma blushed slightly as Ben was busy talking to Gwen.
"Hey Gwen, do I look good? My hairs not messy? Are my clothes on backwards?"
"Relax Ben, there's plenty of time for you to get all gussied up, I doubt your future father-in-law would let you go up to the altar unless you look perfect."
"That's what I'm afraid off." He admitted. "Plus I don't know if I should turn into Four Arms or just stay like this."
"I recommend staying the same." Rook interrupted. "Isn't love a mental attraction not a physical one?"
"Well yeah, I just figured the guests would expect a big tough Tetramand, I mean with how I look you wouldn't think I'm about to marry their princess, right?"
Kevin looked him over. "Here's my suggestion, turn into Ghostfreak and scare anyone that says no to your marriage."
"That's a little much." He said before Gar and Looma walked back to the group.
"Ben, father would like you to come with him for the fitting." smiled Looma.
"Oh...ok." He said while walking towards them and kissed Looma on the hand. "Wish me luck."
She smiled at that as the two males walked off in the other direction. 'Beloved, I pray father doesn't try and squeeze you with his hugs.'
(Later)
In a room covered in weapons and strange armor with spikes and bones, we find Ben on a podium while some servants were checking his body for measurements.
"Um...is this necessary?" He asked while feeling a little claustrophobic at the moment.
"Of course, it's tradition." smiled Gar while watching. "Not to worry though, since Looma wants this to have parts of an Earth wedding added, it'll feel a little bit like those outfits she mentioned, I believe they were called 'tux-edos'?"
"It's tuxedos." He said while some servants started putting whitish brown shoulder guards with Sand Ripper skulls on it right on him. "And why do you even have Sand Ripper skulls? Aren't they your natural predators?"
"Yes, but we learned to outsmart them by either putting bombs on their bodies with spears, used our fists to stun them before skinning them alive, or in the rare case, wrestling them into submission." he smiled. "How else do you think I lost my eye and arm?"
"Um….getting attacked by another Tetamand?"
"Oh no, in my time I was the one making the warlords run from me. I even singlehanding besigheid a stronghold in the south and burned it to the ground." He laughed. "Ah, such fond memories, but not to worry, you and my daughter can easily handle any of the other territories if you decide to expand."
"I see….but I was thinking of trying to use peaceful methods." He admitted. "I mean I fought a war already in the past and it was too much for me."
Gar shrugged. "You can try, but unlike me the other warlords are stubborn and will punch your head off of your body at a single transgression."
"So I was curious about something, is it like against tradition if I go out there in my regular form or should I go Four Arms?"
He raised an eyebrow. "Well normally it is, but I'll make an exception to the union of human and Tetramand. Plus it would help show that my rule is that of brutality and stern changes of the entire social and political stature of my kingdom."
Ben felt like he just talked to a mix between a viking chieftain and an roman emperor at the same time. "So...that's a yes?"
"Of course!" He laughed as Ben was getting covered in whitish brown and red armor with spikes, bones such as rib cages and spikes, metal boots with long spikes made of pure taydenite, and a helmet with a Tetramand skull with green gemstones in the sockets. "My daughter loves you in either form so it is all up to you my son-in-law."
"Well, alright, if you say so Gar."
"Oh come now, you can call me father." smiled the ruler.
"Um ok….dad?" He said before getting a metal faceplate with gems on the mouth cut in the shape of fangs.
"It's ready lord Red Wing." Bowed a servant.
"Excellent!" He bellowed. "Let's get you out there, Looma's getting fitted for her dress as we speak."
Ben nodded before getting off the podium and crashed to his face. "Ow."
(With Looma)
Looma stood still while having a white veil over her face with her black hair draping down and wearing a black armored top with bronze shoulder guards, a black leotard with a white long skirt and matching high heels which she was trying not to fall in. "How do humans even stand with these high heels?"
"We don't know your majesty, but we went with the info your father gave us and did our best." spoke one of the Tetramand women helping her fit into it.
"Well I have to admit it suits me." She said looking at herself. "But it needs more Sand Ripper bones."
"As you command." one servant bowed while another one moved a large tray of Sand Ripper bones with gold and gems attached to the sockets right towards the princess.
"Hmm, maybe a little around the back."
One nodded before putting a few fin bones on Looma's back as well as a rib cage to keep it attached. "How is this princess Looma?"
"Prefect." She smirked. "Now I feel like a warrior bride."
(Later)
Argit looked around while wearing a suit he 'acquired' from a person of interest as he looked at the gold walls and gemstone artworks with bone of various enemies making a picture of a great battle of long ago.
"Impressive ain't it?" asked Kevin seeing Argit drooling with wide eyes.
"Yes." He said while his hands twitched. "And perfect for a few business deals."
"Just don't get caught."
"How did you know this was even here?"
"Let's just say that Ben and his soon to be bride sleep talk." He said cryptically.
"...you seriously losing me here." He said while Helen zoomed by him and nearly made him trip on his own feet. "Hey!"
"What are you two doing here?" she asked with a black dress on. "Everyone's getting ready at the altar."
"We were just sightseeing."
"Just hurry up or you'll miss the vows." She said before zooming away like grease lightning.
"Might wanna hold off till later." whispered Kevin.
"Fine." He grumbled. "But don't wake me until after the kissing."
"I'll make sure you see it all." smirked the Osmosian.
He deadpanned. "You're just doing that because you like messing with me."
"Maybe."
"I really hate you right now."
(Later)
"Woah, look at this place." remarked Manny with a grin.
"Do you mean the place, or the girls?" asked Helen with a raised eyebrow.
"Um both?" He said with a loud gulp.
She narrowed her eyes at him. "Care to repeat that?"
"Oh come on! You can't blame me for staring, I've never been here or seen girls like me. Wouldn't you do the same if you were in my shoes?"
"Yes, but not in front of their friends."
"If you keep that up you might not get a chance to catch the bouquet." he changed the subject.
She narrowed her eyes. "You're on thin ice Manny."
That was when Sunny flew in and stood next to Manny. "Hey." She then looked him over. "Yep, a beefcake."
"Well hello there." he grinned making Helen groan.
She looked him over with a smirk. "You know, I'm on the market-"
"He's taken." Helen interrupted. "So buzz off."
"Are you sure? Because I don't see your name on this stud muffin." She smirked while holding his arm.
"I'm not his date, I'm his friend and sister."
"..." she blinked. "I see." She let go of Manny and floated away. "Then I'll just leave you two alone, for now." 'Where are you Kevin?'
"Aw come on Helen, did you see her?"
"She's no good." Helen frowned. "Plus from what I heard from Gwen, she's a loose woman."
"How loose?"
"Had three interests and that was from her first day on earth."
"Oh." He said while feeling like he dodged a bullet.
"Also I'M the one that approves of your dates."
"Wait what?! Since when?!"
"Since you started puberty."
"Forget it, I'm not some little kid, and besides, if you find some guy here than I'll do the same thing to you."
"I'd like to see you try." She smirked before seeing another purple woman floating passed them. 'Not another one!'
"Wow, it's been decades since I last saw Khoros, ah memories."
"Hello." Manny said while the woman stopped and looked at him.
"Oh a local, do you know where the altar is? I haven't been here for a long time and everything has changed so much."
"I don't live here, I'm just a guest." he replied while Verdona looked surprised.
"Oh, apologies, then can you tell me if you've seen an older human man with gray hair, maybe with a floral print shirt?"
"You mean Max?"
"Yes, that's him. Do you know him?" She said with a smile.
"We work alongside with him." Helen said.
"Oh! You two must be part of those 'plumber's kids' I've heard him mention. You two look adorable, are you here as dates?"
"No!" Both yelled with red faces.
"Oh, so you're married? Children these days, always getting hitched in their primes."
"We're siblings!" Helen spoke up quickly.
"Oh." She said with a frown. "How disappointing."
"We think Max went over there." spoke Manny pointing in a random direction.
"Oh yeah and he's shirtless." Helen said before running away while holding Manny's hand.
"They're gonna need to try harder than that to lie to me." she chuckled. "I give them a B for effort at least."
(Later)
After some time to mingle and talk, the guests slowly sat down as one Tetramand started to play a wedding music that seemed odd to the ones never been there while Sandra and Carl looked at the silver bracelets on their wrists which their son gave them before they landed.
"This is going to be exciting." Whispered Sandra to Carl while Professor Paradox was right in front of them in the next row.
"Are you kidding? I'm just hoping what Ben said was just a joke."
"Carl, not now."
"Sandra, he told us we have to fight Looma's dad, and in case you didn't notice, I'm not a bodybuilder." he whispered with a frown.
"Look, if what Ben said is true, these things will keep us safe. Besides, it's part of their tradition and if we're going to show our support, we have to do it."
"I'm just saying." He frowned. "Just don't come crying to me if Ben gets his spine broken."
Everyone looked down the aisle to see Looma in her gown walking to the altar with a red bouquet before she stood on it before they all started to see Ben come out and make his way towards it as well.
(Insert Wedding March)
'Wow….' both thought while looking a little flustered. 'She's/he's so beautiful/handsome.'
"Wow, Ben actually cleaned up nice." Gwen whispered to Kevin.
"And looks like Vilgax if he was a short human." He said looking at the armor. "But it suits him….not."
"Oh be nice, after all, this might happen to us one day." she teased.
"Uh…." Kevin blushed. "Together or with other people?"
She rolled her eyes as Ben stood on the altar next to Looma.
That was when a Tetramand priest with long black red robes opened a very thick book. "Dearly beloved. We are here today in this temple of blood and sacrifice to join these two in holy matrimony. Under the grace of both the war god Tax'sargon and the loving god of earth, the lord almighty."
'I hope we don't have to exchange blood or something.' thought Ben.
"And as such, by the holy hand grenade of Antioch, now and forever, shall this event be etched into the stone and the soil and the gems and the bones and the…" he listed various things as the guests started to get bored.
'Ah yes, even I remember this part.' thought Gar. 'Nearly had me falling asleep.'
(Three minutes later)
"And the soul of the Sand Ripper, and the lowly slave of antiquity, and the ruby slippers of yesteryear." He concluded. "Let the rings be brought forth, under the light of the sun oh holy."
A Tetramand walked towards the two with two spears in his upper arms, while holding the box with the lower ones before opening it to show two golden rings.
"Now, oh groom and bride, the vows of bloody love." The priest said with a nod.
"Ben, I admit, when we first fought in my hunt for Kevin, I didn't think much on it and thought I would crush you with ease, but when you managed to keep fighting with numerous forms showed your title of hero over the universe was nothing to scoff at."
"Looma, I know that we had our differences, with you nearly invading the earth and hurting my cheating ex, but the time we had with each other was something else. I felt more love and affection when I see you that my heroic heart melted like leftovers." 'I think I screwed that up big time.'
'That's so beautiful.'
The priest smiled at that as they exchanged rings. "And now, if anyone here is against the union between these two lovers, speak now or forever hold your peace."
"I object to this!" yelled one Tetramand. "Why are we letting our princess marry someone so puny and tiny?"
"Yeah." Spoke another one. "Why should we let a human even marry the princess? They're weaker than Galvans!"
"Oh? Well then, it seems we'll have to settle this." smirked Gar with the other Tetramand guests doing the same. "Ben Tennyson, will you let these two interrupt your wedding and hand over the hand of my daughter to them to fight over, or will you risk it in a true fight to prove to them just what you're made of?"
Ben sighed in his mind. 'I'm going to regret this.' He turned to the crowd before taking off his gauntlet and turned the omnitrix a few times.
FLASH!
He then turned into Humungousaur. "Now who wants a knuckle sandwich you red faced muscle brains?"
The two yelled and ran up the aisle before the guests moved away and watched the three fight with the Tetramands cheerings and Ben's friends and family surprised.
"Are they actually fighting in the middle of a wedding?" questioned Carl.
"Yes they are." Sandra said in shock as Kevin cheered on along with Argit and Manny.
"Use a piledriver!" Manny called out.
"Tear them to pieces!" called Argit.
"Ahahaha! Now this is what I was hoping for." smiled Gar walking over next to Carl and Sandra. "I expected more men would call out on my daughter's choice, but nothing beats a wedding than a fight for the hand of the bride. Let's not let them have all the fun though, I'd say now is the perfect chance for the parents to have their own match."
"What?!" Both said in confusion and shock.
"I hope you two are ready, I haven't had a good fight in a while, and it would be rude to hold any punches back." he smiled cracking his knuckles. "But I will allow you to make the first move, it's only fair."
"But that's crazy!" Carl yelled. "We aren't bodybuilders!"
"It's all the same to me, now." He moved his fingers back in a 'come at me' gesture. "Let's see your fighting spirit in action."
"Uh, with all due respect Gar, can we first use these?" Sandra pointed to the bracelets. "We're not as sturdy, so our son made these to help us stand more of a chance without...what's the word?"
"Ah, I see." he nodded. "Very well, I have heard tell on how humans can be fragile, so go right ahead, I'm interested to see how well an invention from my son-in-law can stand up to my power."
Both parents gulped a little before slowly standing up, with Carl trying to look intimidating and failing due to fear of getting killed on a unknown planet away from his family.
They pushed the button on the bracelets before getting covered in a white aura that covered their whole bodies.
Gar smirked before Sandra did a jump kick to the face, but all it did was feel like a light tap with him not budging. "I'm not that impressed. Try again and this time, don't do kiddy blows."
"Hiya!" yelled Carl swinging his fist up and hit it against Gar's gut, but it didn't budge, but he at least didn't feel any bones break.
"Was that all you got?" Gar yawned in slight boredom. "Because that's a baby punch."
Sandra got a devious idea and using all her strength, kicked Gar in the groin.
"Oh!" he perked up. "I actually felt that one slightly."
"Just what do you eat?!"
"Anything with protein." He said before cracking his neck and punched Carl into a few guests.
"Waaah!" the man called rolling and expected pain or a broken rib, but it was like his whole body was numb and there wasn't an ounce of pain. He looked at himself and went wide eyed. "Wow, these things are a lifesaver."
Sandra jumped on Gar's back before punching his face.
"Ha, what a weak punch." he taunted while Humungousaur roared and picked the two Tetramands up and slammed them into the ground with a boom.
"And stay down!" He roared while looking a little bloodthirsty.
"Never!"
"You won't have the princess!"
"Look here you two, I actually spent time with her, and there's no way I'm gonna lose her during OUR wedding!" he growled before he chucked them away over the wall and let out a loud roar.
"Oof!" They gasped out before the wall fell and caused them to fall into a well stationed next to it.
"And don't you forget it!" Humungousaur roared before seeing his mom punching Gar in the face, knocking some teeth out in the process.
"Take that!"
"Ha! Now that's what I'm talking about!" Gar laughed before Carl got a hit and kicked him in the groin again. "Ah! Ok now that's low!"
"This is becoming quite...much." remarked Rook.
"Agreed." Said Helen while Sunny was cheering as well.
"Go beefcake! Give uncle Carl a bloody nose!" She cheered while giving Gar some seductive winks.
"I heard that!"
Verdona sighed. "Good times, I remember when I came here last time. Ah...the brawls I used to partake."
Gwen shook her head before seeing Kevin slowly grinning. "Don't even try it Kevin."
"What? It's part of the ceremony." He said before punching Argit in the face.
"Hey!" he cried before punching Kevin in the gut.
Which caused him to crash into Manny and caused him to punch Helen in the face.
"Ow! Manny!"
"Why you little!"
And thus a brawl commenced in the entire room while no one noticed that something wasn't right. Such as the ship slowly moving towards the city from space.
Said ship looked very familiar if you noticed the orange spots on it, and the fact it was going over intergalactic speeding limits. Which was breaking several laws at the same time.
"Finally, we're here." spoke Vilgax on his seat with Albedo standing next to him with a smirk.
"Just remember our deal." he remarked.
"Relax, you'll reign over the planet and do what you will with it, but just remember that you'll still do what I say." frowned the large alien.
"Yeah yeah." He rolled his eyes. 'When I'm the ruler of Khoros, your my first prisoner.'
"Send out the drones." Vilgax ordered one of the robots on the bridge.
"Yes lord Vilgax."
They moved out of the docking bay and flew toward the planet.
Back on it, Ben transformed back while seeing the mess of chairs and sighed just as he saw his parents pant over near Gar who looked fine, minus a few teeth.
"I...got...nothing left." Carl got out.
"Me too…" Sandra panted while wiping some blood off her dress.
"I must say, you two put up quite the fight, even though it was obvious." remarked Gar wiping some blood away from his mouth. "I'd say this is quite the battle, care to call it?"
"Yeah...we give…" nodded Carl. 'Why couldn't these things give us more stamina? I feel like I'm gonna cough out a lung!'
As for Looma, she was looking rather enthralled and a little horny at the same time, for obvious reasons. 'Beloved.'
"Heh, sorry about the mess." remarked Ben walking over to her.
"Are you kidding? That was wonderful!" She called out before hugging Ben tightly. "You were war incarnate! Take me now!"
He blushed crimson at the move while gulping before hearing the sound of something and looked up to see dots in the sky heading towards them. "What the-"
"Incoming!" yelled Gwen before lasers began firing down on the city.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
"Who dares intrude upon this wedding?" frowned Gar looking up as hundreds of drones were coming down before he pointed to a nearby guard. "Get my fleet ready! Now!"
"Oh great." Manny frowned while having a few black eyes. "An invasion, what else can go wrong?!"
"No time for questions, we need to help out." spoke Max as most of the guests ran off while the guards rushed to get weapons or head at the drones with the rest however holding their spots.
"Well, this is gonna be fun." smirked Sunny with her hands covered in mana before chucking orbs up which hit several drones.
Ben frowned at this while Paradox looked at his watch.
"Right on time." He said before seeing Gwen blasting some drones in the face with mana.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
"Manny and Helen, you two help make sure the guests get to safety, Lucy, you try and get their attention." spoke Max pulling out a collapsible blaster. "I'll-"
"Having some back up." spoke Verdona floating over with a smile. "If you think I'm passing out on some time together again, especially at a wedding, than you're going a little senile."
"Like that's the case." He smirked before Lucy changed into her real form and started sending mud at the drones.
"Hey! Over here tin can!"
Several turn and flew at her before firing at her, but the lasers went through her body with the holes closing back up.
"Ha ha! Try again!" She laughed as Argit was cornered by a drone.
"Crap."
It fired at him and sent him right towards Kevin.
Said male ducked and chucked a table after absorbing the ground at the drone making it explode. "Dude, you have quills, use them!"
"Like hell I'm going to risk my life!" He said before a drone grabbed him and started squeezing, only to get quills in the face. They went through the eyes and caused it's head to spark before dropping the thief.
"You know what? I'm gonna go all out on this one." frowned Ben while he and Looma saw one of the larger drones get tackled by several Tetramands who pounded at it's armor. "There's no way I'm gonna let squid face ruin our big day. Care to join in on me kicking his ass?"
"Let's beloved." She grinned before charging right at the drones. "FOR GLORY!"
CRASH!
BOOOM!
The smaller ones were smashed to pieces while Looma tore the skirt part of her dress off while grabbing a nearby axe and let out a battle cry as she began slicing them apart as Ben fiddled with the watch.
"You watching up there Vilgax? Well keep watching, 'cause you're coming down!" he yelled to himself before he suddenly got tackled by someone on the ground and pinned. "Gah! Hey!"
"Well well well, if it isn't the great fool Ben Ten." Chuckled a familiar voice. "What a coincidence."
"Oh great." Ben looked up at a smirking Albedo. "Don't you ever get bored coming around to get your butt kicked? We both know how this is gonna happen."
"Not this time." Albedo said. "Afterall, I have a few tricks up my sleeve, like." He turned to Looma who was still slicing drones to pieces. "Having a bit of legal knowledge of this barbaric race."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Tetramands, while choosing the strongest to wed or rule, have a unspoken but binding rule." He grinned. "Kill the husband or wouldbe husband, get the husband's titles and positions. And to make things more easy for your human mind to comprehend, I just have to kill you right in front of the ruler of Khoros and I become king."
"Fuck that!" Yelled Ben swinging his fist up which hit right under Albedo's chin and knocked him off his body. "I had to deal with two guys thinking they were getting Looma, I'm not gonna let you get control on any of this planet, especially on this day." he stood up and cracked his knuckles. "This time, I'm gonna hit twice as hard."
Abedo frowned before spitting out some blood. "Don't kid yourself, after all I have help this time." He then snapped his fingers as some more drones appeared from the sky. "Cutesy of a certain warlord."
"Like I said, I'll hit twice as hard, starting with you." he replied before Albedo let out a chuckle. "What's so funny?"
"Well if you insist, then I'll do what you meager humans say and 'one up' you." he fiddled with the Ultimatrix before slamming down and began to slowly grow on the spot making Ben step back and saw him turn into Way Big, only the color, besides the red eye, was slightly changed with the red parts changed to blue and the white parts turning grey. 'Why do I feel deja vu?'
"Yep." Paradox said while dodging a laser blast and shook his head. "Just like that universe, but without the metal on its chest."
"Since when could you be Way Big?" questioned Ben before he slammed down and transformed into Way Big as well with their size taking up a lot of space, but not enough to squash anyone.
"Since I found a cosmic storm while fixing my Ultimatrix." He smirked before making the first punch. "Now fall Ben Tennyson!"
Way Big quickly blocked it and pushed back while being careful where he moved and swung his own fist.
But for the dark Way Big, he wasn't that inclined on keeping people from getting squashed, as with the case of Manny, who just escaped his foot with the help of Sunny, who used a mana rope to pull him away.
CRASH!
"Watch out beefcake, can't have you die yet."
"Thanks." he replied before firing at the drones as Verdona and Max were fighting one of the larger drones which tried hitting them with it's claws.
"Just like old times."
"But without the drones." Verdona smirked before blasting a drone in the head. "And you're getting slow Max."
"No, you're just too fast." he smirked before blasting at the droid's arm making it take damage before Verdona's hair lashed out and tugged one of the legs out from under it, causing it to fall backwards.
Verdona chuckled at that before grabbing a drone that was behind Max and sent it flying. "Let's talk more about the old days later, after I beat you."
"You're on."
Lucy smirked and swung her arms which knocked two drones to pieces while seeing a Tetramand getting swarmed by them.
"Come on! I can take you!"
The drone raised its fist at him before getting engulfed by a mud arm.
"It's time for a slime girl attack!" Lucy swung herself up and slammed her feet against it's head making it stumble. "Ha!"
CRASH!
It crawled around in a drunken fashion before getting punched by Kevin in the leg.
"Try getting up from that tincan."
Gwen blasted a few drones before seeing the dark Way Big's foot about to crash onto Kevin. "Watch out!"
CRASH!
Luckily he dove out of the way while Way Big grappled with Albedo and pushed him away from the city while Looma finished hacking a drone in half before taking notice.
"What the?!" She growled before running after them. "Get back you To'kustar bastard!"
"You might be using Way Big, but I've got more experience with him, and I know something you don't." spoke Way Big while they tried pushing the other one down.
"Experience maybe a factor." He said before kicking Way Big away. "But I have the mental power to use it!" He then crossed his arms in a 'X' position and fired a dark red blast at Way Big.
The alien rolled out of the way before he did the same, but aimed it more upwards and fired a beam that brushed across Albedo's fin making him yell out and stumble back. "What's wrong? Did I hit a soft spot?"
He frowned while looking very annoyed. "You know, I'm going to blast you into atoms!" He then fired at Way Big and made a direct hit.
BOOM!
This caused the alien to skid back with a cry before landing on his back just as Looma reached him.
"Beloved!" She called out. "I have come to fight alongside you!"
"Looma, it's too dangerous." he groaned.
"I'm not going to let my husband fight alone!" She called out. "I shall rip this To'kustar's throat out with my teeth!"
"Aw, look at the little princess." smirked Albedo walking over and pressing a foot on Way Big's stomach making him groan. "Enjoy seeing this fool die, because once he does, I'll be claiming you, this land, and planet."
SHISH!
"GAH!" He cried out as the axe cut deep into his foot.
"Tell that to my axe you cock faced To'kustar asshole!" She roared before attacking again and again.
He growled and reached down before grabbing her tightly with her dropping the axe and picked her up before slowly squeezing.
"Gah!"
"I shall make you an obedient slut." He growled while squeezing tighter.
But he neglected to keep the foot on Way Big and allowed him to grab it.
"Like hell you will!" before getting back up and tugged Albedo in closer and slammed his fist into the gut making him groan and let go of Looma before Way Big caught her and Albedo crashed into the ground. "You ok?"
"Just peachy." She groaned before shaking off the pain. "But I'm going to punch him to near death!"
"Oh trust me, same here, no one does that to my wife."
Albedo growled before getting up. "Normally I don't use my new form's ultimate in anger, but I'll make an exception."
"Go ahead and grow a little, I still got plenty of ways to make you beg for mercy." taunted Way Big. "Now you got my wife pissed, and trust me, Kevin knows that's a bad thing." 'Myself included.'
Albedo narrowed his eyes before slamming on the Ultimatrix and started to get bigger again but something was off as his hands were now clawed, his eyes were a much more darker shade of red, his color scene changed drastically as his head and horns were pitch black, his gray patches becoming blood red and the blue hue turning a obsidian black. "Then taste my darkness!"
(Insert Ultraman Belial's Theme)
"Woah, that's way different than my ultimate version." muttered Way Big.
Albedo ran towards Way Big before slashing at him with his blood colored claws. Said hero used an arm to cover Looma and cried out when they scratched the spot.
"Ben!"
"Die Tennyson!" Albedo yelled before tackling him and sent him right towards the city walls. He then scratched again as some green blood trickled down the wounds.
Looma glared and bent her legs before jumping off the hand and grabbed onto Albedo's arm before she started to pull herself up it with all four arms before reaching his shoulder and swung all four fists down against his cheek.
"Gah! You little!" He yelled before swatting at her.
"Ah!" cried Looma getting sent down and crashed into the ground with a groan, but still conscious.
"LOOMA!" Way Big cried out before Albedo scratched his face.
"Pay attention!" He growled before attacking again and again before doing an uppercut to Way Big's face and sent him crashing into the castle walls. "Watch as I end you and take my place as the king of Khoros !"
Way Big groaned and felt some of his blood leak out and saw Albedo walking towards him. 'No way am I letting him win, but he hits pretty hard. If only I-wait! What was it Gwen said before when she was teaching me some martial arts stuff? Pressure something.'
"Time to end you permanently!" Albedo laughed before crossing his hands again and caused his claws to glow a bright blackish red color. "Say goodbye Tennyson!"
'That's it!' thought Way Big before crossing his own arms and fired a beam just as Albedo did the same with both attacks clashing against the other.
Each one was neck and neck as the energy started to fluctuate left and right.
"I shall end you Tennyson! And then I'll bed that barbarian princess till she's nothing more than a breeding unit!"
"The hell you will!" yelled Way Big pouring more juice into the blast.
BOOOOOOOOM!
Both exploded while causing a blinding explosion that nearly blinded the To'kustar's. Albedo frowned and tried walking forward and reached in, but didn't feel anything but smoke.
"Tennyson!" He yelled before getting tackled to the side by Way Big.
"Gotcha!" he yelled before hurling Albedo to the ground and quickly digging his knee into the Galvan's stomach and reached down near his shoulders with his thumbs out and began pushing down on the soft spots right at the base of his neck.
"Ahhh!" He cried out before headbutting Way Big's face. "You shall pay for that!"
Way Big groaned and fell back before kicking Albedo in the chin and backed up a little.
He growled before blasting Way Big again as Looma groaned in pain and slowly stood up.
"That hurt." She growled before seeing her husband getting blasted again and again. "That bastard!"
Way Big panted and saw Looma running towards him. "Looma, get away, I told you-"
"Shut up!" She yelled. "This is my fight as well and that cock faced bastard is going to pay for hurting MY BELOVED!"
"I said I….wait, I got it! Looma, get on!" he put a hand down near her. "I need you to curl into a ball and brace yourself."
"As long as I kill this bastard!" She grinned before curling into a ball. "I'm ready!"
"I wouldn't say it'll kill him, but it's gonna hurt like a bitch."
"Just do it!"
Albedo laughed while firing more energy blasts. "Ha ha! Foolish human! I am the superior being! I am the true user of Azmuth's creations! I am-" he was cut off when he saw Looma get thrown at him like a baseball as she went through the air and slammed into his fin, sending enormous pain through his body. "AHHHHH!"
"TASTE MY FISTS!" She laughed before punching again and again and again, sending more pain into the To'kustar's body.
"AHHHH!" he yelled feeling a headache come on before Way Big swung his fist and everything went black.
CRASH!
The body crashed into the castle as Albedo changed back into his human form.
"Ha ha! We're victorious!" smirked Looma while Way Big looked up at the sky.
"Not yet, there's one more thing to do."
"Then I shall end them!" She laughed. "Let me at them, I shall bring their heads on a silver platter!"
"No, this is something I need to do."
"Beloved." She frowned. "You aren't going at it alone, we are husband and wife, meaning we do this together in both life and death."
"That's gonna be pretty hard." he smiled. "But thanks for telling me, now stand back, this is gonna be big."
"Ben!" She narrowed her eyes. "You aren't going without me."
'She's not going to let up.' He thought with a groan. "I never said I was going away."
Looma frowned before saying. "Then let me fight or I shall make you with my fists."
Way Big sighed before putting her on his head and made a 'L' pose.
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Which shot out a blast of energy right at the ship's side and went through it like butter.
"Oh….that's why." Looma said in disappointment and bewilderment.
"See? Didn't even need to fly up." he remarked as they saw the ship slowly falling down through the atmosphere and watched as it came crashing down a distance away followed by an explosion. "I said I wasn't holding back this time, and I meant it."
Looma sighed with a smirk. "Ben, you're something else."
He smiled before going back to normal and groaned when he felt her weight on him. "Ow, can't...breath."
She smirked before moving a little closer to him. "Oh? Don't like when I'm on top?"
Ben groaned at that before Looma got off him and he gasped. "Ah...ah….ah…"
"Perhaps we could consummate our marriage here instead of on a bed."
"Wait what? But we just-"
"I'm in the mood." She interrupted with a purr. "And I can't stop from making you mine."
"B-B-But what about the others? I mean, there still might be drones around."
"Let them fight." She said before ripping off her dress and let her breasts loose. "Right now it's time for love~"
He blushed while it cut over to the city to show all the drones were trashed.
Gwen looked around while Sunny looked very bored.
"Ugh, that was way too short!" She groaned in annoyance. "I needed at least ten more drones!"
"Oh well, that was fun while it lasted." smiled Verdona.
"Not for me." Argit said while covered in soot and was quilless. "Do you know how long these quills take to regrow?!"
"Suck it up, at least you came out alive." remarked Kevin.
"And naked!" He snapped. "And I don't see any treasure!"
"Treasure?" Gwen said with a raised eyebrow. "What are you talking about?"
"Um…" he said before Argit started walking away nervously.
"Aw man, now this suit is gonna cost me extra, stupid rental place." grumbled Manny.
"It could be worse." Helen said while her dress was in tatters. "You could have only this as your only pair of clothes."
"Damn." He said before hearing something in the distance. "Um are there any birds on this planet?"
"No, why do you ask?" asked Gar.
"Because I hear two turtle doves mating like crazy." He said as the sound got louder.
"Wait, that's-" Sunny's mouth was covered by Verdona who chuckled.
"What say we focus on getting this all cleaned up? It's only fair since we're still guests."
"Mmmm!"
"Sure?" Said Kevin while looking at Gwen. "What do you think that is?"
"Let's just get this place fixed up and worry about the noise later."
"Huh?"
"Just get to cleaning."
(Much later)
"Well Gar, this whole thing was...interesting." spoke Carl.
"It was the best wedding I have ever seen. Even better than my late wife."
"Oh…..ok?" Sandra said.
"Oh right." He chuckled with a smirk. "I was going to say this at the party but now's a good time to say this."
"To say what?"
"That my daughter is a month in term." He smirked.
"What?!"
"Didn't you know?"
Sandra went wide eyed while Carl looked very shocked. "She's...I mean...they…"
"Looks like we'll be grandparents before you know it."
"But…." She said as Verdona floated behind her and smiled.
"Yes! I'm going to be a great grandmother!" She cried out with joy. "Sunny! Max! Ben's new wife is pregnant!"
"Say what?!" they cried out along with everyone else.
That was when Max got a communication signal on his badge and saw Ben, a little disheveled, on it.
"Um grampa? Can you….give us a ride...what's going on?"
"Well that depends, where are you?"
"Outside the palace and um...I lost my armor in the battle."
Max sighed. "By chance did you and Looma do the deed?"
He blushed red at that.
"I'll take that as a yes. But I want to tell you-"
"My grandson is a father!" Verdona cried out again with joy. "Oh this is the best day of my life!"
"Wait what?!"
"Yes." Max said seriously. "Looma's one month pregnant, and Gar was the one that told us."
"I...I'm….a….a….fat….father…."
"Congrats Tennyson, you gave her a fresh bun." joked Kevin.
Ben groaned before fainting on the ground and the line went out.
"I think you broke him." Argit said while some diamonds came out of his sleeves. "Um they're my mothers?"
"Those are the prized diamonds of the Red Wing family!" Gar growled while looking very mad.
"Oh...um…" he then booked it.
"Guards! Get that rat!"
"Ahh!" He screamed as guards went running after him with spears. "Kevin! I'll get you for this!"
"Don't say my name you idiot!"
"Kevin." Gwen frowned while glaring at him. "Did you make a deal with him again?"
"Um….." 'Damn it Argit!'
-Omake-
(Twenty years later)
"Come on Samantha! Really put your force into it!"
"I'm going!"
"More energy! More drive!"
"Easy for you to say dad, you're flying!" Yelled a tall girl with reddish skin, four arms, short brown hair, a D cup chest and tiny ass, and wearing tight black jeans and a white shirt. And she looked a little pudgy in the gut area.
"Can't." Said Jetray while flying in the air. "You know the deal, if you can't make it, then you can't get out of chores for a week."
"But we've been doing this for ten miles!" She panted while running faster. "Can't we take a break?"
"If we do then the deal is off, your mom made that real clear."
"Ah come on dad!"
"Come on, just don't think about getting tired and keep your eyes on the prize."
She grumbled. 'I just wanted to sleep tonight, not jog! Ugh! I hate my folks sometimes!' "Fine, but if I outrun you then I'll ride you like a horse."
"I'll hold you to that." he smirked before he sped up ahead of her.
"Get back here dad!" She called out before running faster. 'This is too much work!'
(Later)
"Ah...ah….ah….ah….damn...it…." Samantha panted while looking very tired.
"See? You made it."
"But I'm…." she groaned while falling on the ground. "Tired...ugh…." 'Damn it!'
Jetray chuckled at that before changing back. "But you did one hundred miles."
"Ah...ah...ah….ugh….need….smoothies and meat…."
"There you two are." smiled Looma walking out in a black tank top and blue shorts. "How did your jog go?"
"Samantha did great."
"Mom….I'm too….tired…." she groaned. "I need….food…."
"Ok, luckily for you I prepared a high protein meal while you two were out."
She stood up instantly and hugged her tightly. "Oh mom! I love you!"
"And then after you're full we can do a little sparring."
She groaned. "Mom, you know I don't want to be a warrior, but a accountant."
"Samantha, you're getting soft and if you don't spar then you'll blimp up like a christmas turkey."
"But mom!"
"Maybe go easy on her Looma, she HAS been trying her best." spoke Ben.
"Beloved." She shook her head. "As long as she's living under my roof, she's going to spar like a spartan."
"But she's also got her own dreams to take care of."
Looma sighed. "Fine she can take a day off sparring, but tomorrow she's waking up at the crack of dawn to spar with me. With weights on her arms."
"Mom!" She groaned.
"No buts, now get yourself washed up before dinner."
"I'll talk to her." Ben whispered to his daughter.
"Thanks dad." Samantha smiled before walking up the stairs.
Looma sighed. "What am I going to do with that girl?"
"Let her live her life, I get you want her to be strong like you, but you can't also expect her to be EXACTLY like you."
"True, But I don't want her to end up a slob." She countered. "Plus the sparring will help her get a husband."
"So will being an accountant."
"Oh yeah? Name one person who's found a happy life being an accountant."
"Um….I um….no idea." He admitted while looking away.
"That rests my case." Looma smirked.
"But she's still young, she'll find someone when she's ready, plus if you keep pushing her into something she's not, then what are you gonna do if she takes over Khoros? I don't think she'd think twice about banishing you if you think about it."
"..." she looked away. "Maybe, but I'm doing this out of love, not hate."
"Well, maybe I can help 'persuade' you." he smiled.
Looma noticed the smile. "Oh? And what do you think you'll do to try? Wrestle me?"
Ben smirked while looking a little 'persuasive'. "Something like that."
"Then I'm all ears." She purred while Ben moved his arms around her waist. "Beloved~"
Ben smirked. "That's what I wanted to hear."
