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Author's Notes: Okay again: prewritten. I've still got a few more on the way sorry guys. Also I'm very sorry if these don't correspond to reviews but I've been getting so many requests from multiple people, different views. Anyway I'm still trying to fit these chapters together but jeez it's hard because I spent hours writing this stuff and editing it to satisfy different requests is a bit difficult so: I'm sorry guys if I disappoint you but: Expect the story to be more like this. Anyway R&R


Choosing a Club

Tsukune struggled to absorb all the teacher was lecturing the class about. He partially understood it and he was starting to do better in school than he had in his old school but he lacked the reflexes of most of the students and took notes slower. Why were his reflexes slower? He was in Youkai academy an academy for mythical monsters when he himself was just an average human. "Well I'm not average anymore now that I've made some good friends and I'm in such a good school", he thought to himself

Suddenly the bell rang indicating the end of school for today

"Okay class. Class dismissed but remember: Signing up for a club is mandatory and signups start tomorrow!", called Nekonome, Tsukune's homeroom teacher, as everyone filed out the door

The next day Tsukune wandered around the campus looking at various booths

"So Tsukune what do you think you'll sign up for?", asked a boy who seemed his age but was easily a foot taller than about anyone in the school and much bigger

"I don't know Wayne I'm hoping for something a bit more…normal than the rest of the school has been", replied Tsukune as the two of them wandered around the school

"Uh-huh you mean a club where you can hang out with Moka right?", Wayne asked smirking

"Wha-No I", Tsukune stammered

"Or is it Kurumu? Or maybe Yukari? You know after Yukari's popularity has gone way up now that she's apologized to everyone hah in fact some guys say she matches up to Moka and Kurumu", said Wayne

Tsukune stopped to imagine that. Along with Wayne he had met and befriended 3 girls who virtually the whole male student body had been distracted over. Moka Akashiya was deemed the prettiest girl in school but she was a vampire who was apparently addicted to Tsukune's blood despite her attraction to him much to the disappointment of most of the school's male students.
Kurumu, deemed the second prettiest girl in school, was a cute succubus with blue hair wearing as revealing of an outfit as she could within the school limits with a shorter skirt and a tighter sweater vest who had first tried to use him as a tool to take over the school to find her "Destined One" only for her to decide it was actually Tsukune when he risked his own life to save her.
Yukari was a young witch, only twelve and much younger than most of the school's students, facing prejudice for simply being a witch and as a result had been a lonely prankster wearing her witches outfit in addition to her school uniform resulting in even more hatred from the people in school but now had risen in popularity when she had apologized to her class and had actually revealed to be a sweet, though somewhat devilish, cute girl. However she had also grown an attraction to Tsukune after he had risked his life for her as well.

"Don't bring those three up", groaned Tsukune, "I still have the scars from the times I've been beaten up and almost killed on multiple occasions", he moaned

"Speaking of which you know you're practically growing a harem now?", informed Wayne

"Uh…"

"So whose your choice? All three really like you a lot", pressed Wayne

"Oh man…", muttered Tsukune. He guessed it was probably, no Definitely Moka…of course Kurumu and Yukari had started to continue to try to attract him to them.

"Good Morning Tsukune, Good Morning Wayne!", came a voice from behind the two

Wayne and Tsukune turned around to see a beautiful pink haired girl in their school's uniform running towards them with a group of suitors behind her.

"Good Morning Moka", Tsukune called back while Wayne waved

"What that guy agai-", began one of the suitors

Wayne suddenly walked up to the group, "Okay guys really? You all are drooling over a girl whose definitely fallen for some guy other than you and y'all have been trying to impress her with all kinds of dumb acts. Let me say: Look at yourselves! Your grades are the lowest in school and you're all failing in school and at charming her! I suggest you go back to your studies and find another girl to drool over after you've brought your grades up! Maybe then you'll impress some other girl", Wayne shouted at the crowd

The crowd murmured among themselves and dispersed slowly but Wayne and Tsukune still swore they heard them hatching more "plans"

"That worked…at least for now", said Wayne walking back to Tsukune and Moka, "For now that'll keep them off you two's backs"

"Thanks", said Moka

"No problem it's the least I could do for the moment", Wayne said shrugging, "But I imagine they'll be back in a few days so be ready"

"Thanks for the warning", said Tsukune

"Uh Tsukune?", started Wayne

"Hmm?"

"Look behind you…"

Tsukune turned around to see Kurumu and Yukari racing towards him

"Good Morning Tsuku- Gah!", called Yukari as she was pushed aside by Kurumu

"Good Morning Tsukune!", called Kurumu jumping on Tsukune putting his head between her breasts

"Urrrrr can't….breathe….", said Tsukune but without Kurumu or anyone else hearing him while Kurumu just hugged him tighter and the three of them argued over him

"I'm not losing to you!", "I'm getting him instead of you", "You think that'll impress him? Hah!", shouted the 3 girls while Tsukune started to faint

"Umm ladies I suggest you stop fighting for now and take a look at Tsukune", said Wayne pointedly

"Huh? AHH!", screamed Kurumu when she saw that Tsukune had now fallen unconscious, "Wake up!", the three of them shouted desperately shaking him resulting in his neck getting a little too close to Moka and causing her to suck some of his blood again and have it cycled through Tsukune's seal

Later after Tsukune woke back up the five resumed looking for clubs to join

"Alright it can't be that hard to find a good club", said Tsukune as they all walked around

"Okay well anyway let's split up and check out different clubs", said Wayne as he turned around

When the others left it was just Tsukune and Moka looking around and so far the search had been pretty bad…Immediately they were assaulted by different clubs wanting to get Moka to join for their own perverted reasons which the two of them promptly ran away from immediately.

Tsukune sighed, "Is there any decent club around in this crazy school?", he shouted mentally. Then he saw the swimming club poster. "hey that actually seems normal!", "Hey Moka how about the swimming club?", he asked Moka

"What?"

"Aw come on it's practically the most normal club we've seen so far!", he protested

"Ummm but"

"Oh so you want to join?", asked a girl wearing only a bikini and towel with long blue hair

"Uh-ummm", stammered Tsukune shocked that a pretty girl was actually asking him

"No problem in fact we actually had a plan for this kind of thing", she said as she winked at Tsukune and pulled out a megaphone

"Attention! The swimming club is opening the pool for people who want to join anyone is welcome!", she announced resulting in some girls coming in followed by just as many boys likely just going in to stare at the girls

"Wow that's just sad", thought Wayne as he saw the large group of boys following the girls, "Okay looks like finding a normal club is going to be harder than I thought", he thought as he walked away from the bird watching club which he found was really just a bunch of guys using their binoculars to stare at girls, "The guys are all pervs in this school and only some of the girls actually seem decent", he thought to himself as he kept wandering around

At the pool Tsukune was actually having a decent time just swimming around while Moka just simply sat out and watched

"I wonder why she's not coming?", thought Tsukune. He was about to call out when he felt two people jump on him

"Hiya Tsukune!", shouted Yukari from his back

"We heard you planned to join the swimming club so we came too!", said Kurumu, "Excellent nobody looks better than me in a swimsuit I'll get Tsukune for sure this time!", she thought evilly

"Sorry ladies but I believe you're suffocating the man after all he needs to be taught to swim first before he can enjoy himself", came a female voice from behind

The three of them stared at the same girl who had invited Tsukune into the club

"I can teach you", she said winking at Tsukune

"Hey back off sister this guy is mine!", Kurumu shouted at the girl

"Yeah! Wait Hey he's mine!", shouted Yukari instigating another fight between the two

"Anyway Tsukune I'll teach you after all I'm the captain of the swim club", she said seductively

"Oh no!", thought Moka as she saw the girl with Tsukune. Eventually more and more members of the swimming club came around and started to "help" Tsukune which was actually just them trying to show off themselves to him.

"That's it!", screamed Moka as she stood up with Tsukune and the captain staring at her, "You just came here for your own perverted reasons didn't you?", accused Moka

"Hahaha this is the swim club if you won't swim you'd better leave", said the captain flicking a few drops of water on her

"AHH WATER!", Moka shrieked running away as fast as she could

"Ah Moka wait!", called Tsukune as he began to climb out to be pulled back in by the captain

"Come on honey forget about her and stay here", she whispered in his ear

"Ah…okay"

Moka ran into an alleyway and shook uncontrollably. Fresh water was a vampire's weakness and she was just exposed to it!

"What's wrong with you?", came a familiar voice

"Huh?"

"It's me!", came the voice again

"Who-who are you!", asked Moka looking around

"The other you I'm right here! Come on I've talked to you before so answer!", came the voice again

Moka looked down to see her Rosario glowing

"Good now that you know it's me I have to ask what were you thinking standing next to a pool that's not been diluted?", berated Inner Moka

Outer Moka bit her lip. She knew water was a vampire's weakness but she wanted to stay with Tsukune

"Look that boy, Tsukune, who you like so much? He doesn't know about your weakness and didn't consider it so I say you stay away from him!"

"No!", replied Moka

"I share this body too and I won't let you hurt us!", replied Inner Moka

Moka just shuddered uncontrollably

"Water has a powerful paralysis effect on us vampires be glad it's only a few drops you need to leave as soon as it wears off!", said Inner Moka while Outer Moka just continued to shudder

Meanwhile Wayne had utterly given up on finding a normal club. Even the chess club had carved their chess pieces into nude women and the science club was trying to make love potions, "Honestly is there any freaking club here that isn't headed by perverted guys or something?", Wayne mentally shouted

At the pool there had been a variety of contests for girls with Kurumu and Yukari as team leaders and them mostly trying to show off as much as possible at Tsukune who merely slumped in the pool

"Hmm I see why that girl was attracted to you", said the captain of the swim club

"What?"

"She fears water so she has to be a vampire and you smell so much like a human…", she started drooling

"What?"

"Now everyone!", the captain shouted as she and the whole swim club grew longer teeth and the lower bodies of fish

"What?, shouted a boy

"Everyone get outta the water!", shouted another

The boys tried to swim away but the club members were too fast and easily caught up to them and bit them

"What the?", exclaimed Tsukune as a boy who was bitten suddenly fainted and looked like he was drained dry

"HAHAHAHA oh boy we mermaids just love to drain the energy of unsuspecting boys", said the captain, "But you smell sooooo deliecious like a human!", she said licking her lips

"Get away from Tsukune!", Kurumu and Yukari shouted together as Kurumu grew her tail and wings along with her claws while Yukari got out her wand and tarot cards and dropped by Tsukune

"Hahaha you think you can take all of us?", taunted the swim club's captain

Meanwhile Wayne had seen Moka's plight and helped her recover from the water's effect and now the two of them were watching the scene unfold

"Oh man that's just sad", said Wayne as he shook his head and watched

"What is?", asked Moka

"A lot of those guys were perverts who wanted to watch the club members in their skimpy little suits and now they're getting drained", explained Wayne

"We can't let them continue!", exclaimed Moka

"Alright well you stay put and I'll see what I can do", said Wayne as he started walking towards the pool transforming his arm into a Gatling gun

"You can't kill them!", shouted Moka

"Hey concussive rounds only just like with the lizards and Yukari", said Wayne as he kept walking, "It'll knock them out but won't maim them"

The mermaids swam like sharks around Tsukune, Yukari, and Kurumu

"Hah you can't take us! Water is our domain and you don't stand a chance", hissed one of the club members as she lunged forward to be beaten back by Kurumu

"Get away from them!", shouted a male voice followed but a bunch of explosions in the water nearby

The mermaids scrambled for cover as a bunch of demonic energy rounds slammed into the water near them

"Wayne what are you doing here?", asked Yukari

"Well most of the clubs I found sucked and I heard you three came to join and so I came by and saw you guys dying and decided to lend a hand", Wayne replied smartly

"Hah! Fighting on land eh? Well we'll have to fix that!", shouted the club captain as she and a group of mermaids grabbed Wayne's legs and pulled him in the water

"Grrr I've fought in water before but not against these numbers and especially not mermaids who dominate the water", Wayne thought as he gritted his teeth

"Hah now we're on even footing!", said one of the club members lunging at the group only to be sent flying by one of Wayne's kicks

"Not good we don't stand a chance in the water!", shouted Wayne as he struggled to hold back 3 mermaids with the pool's net, "Water friction slows down my attacks but mermaids can attack at any speed!" (A/N: In physics if you try to punch or kick in water notice how much slower you move, that's called water friction and mermaids are completely unaffected whereas everyone else in the story is greatly affected)

"What can we do?", called Tsukune

"Tsukune!", came Moka's voice

"Moka? Moka!", shouted Tsukune happily as Moka came running while Yukari, Kurumu, and Wayne looked horrified

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'LL DIE IF YOU JUMP STRIAGHT IN!", shouted Inner Moka from the Rosario as Moka plunged in

"What the? Is she crazy!", shouted Kurumu as Moka began to struggle and then sink

"What do you mean?", asked Tsukune who was utterly confused now

"That's the reason she wouldn't swim with you. Vampires are allergic to fresh water that isn't diluted by herbs!", explained Wayne as he was clawed yet again by a group of mermaids

Tsukune gasped. Now it was all clear. Moka's anger, her lack of spirit to join, everything! And it was all his fault…

"I'm going after her!", he called diving in

"Ah great they'll go straight for him. Kurumu! Yukari! Cover from the surface I'm diving underwater and keeping them off Tsukune", called Wayne as he dived under, "Glad I can breathe underwater…now if only I could counter water friction…", thought Wayne as a group of 8 mermaids charged him underwater from all sides

"Moka I'm so sorry please forgive me for my stupid mistake!", thought Tsukune as he swam toward Moka's sinking form, "Please don't die!", he screamed mentally as he pulled off her Rosario

Suddenly there was a flash of light and the water parted revealing Moka with silver hair and a more muscular build

"Aw thanks", said Wayne relieved, "Fighting 8 mermaids underwater is not fun", he said as he started healing his various claw and teeth wounds

"So the rumors are true you're a vampire", said the swim captain, "But being a vampire you still can't stand up to us in water take this!", she shouted as she and the other mermaids paddled water towards Moka

Moka growled and started to falter a bit. The Rosario may be off but Water was still her primary weakness.

"Come on we have to stop them before Moka's done for!", shouted Wayne

Wayne, Yukari, and Kurumu then attacked and momentarily distracted the mermaids. Long enough for Moka to recover to the water

"Hmm I can't fight in water and their strength is water", pondered Moka, "But in the air…"

Moka jumped extremely high out of the water

"Hahaha you fool you really think you can escape us!", shouted the swim captain as she and the others leaped after her

"Oh no!", exclaimed Kurumu and Yukari as all the mermaids charged Moka

"Relax", assured Wayne

"Huh?", asked Tsukune

"Just watch"

"You are the real fools", said Moka to the mermaids

"What?"

"Water is your domain and I've successfully removed you from it and so now Know your Place!", Moka shouted raining a bunch of heavy kicks promptly knocking out all the mermaids before landing on her feet on the side of the pool

"Moka are you alright?", called Tsukune as he and the others climbed out of the pool

"Back off", said Moka dangerously after snatching back the Rosario

"What?"

"You claim to care for the other me but you completely forgot her and instead followed your own wishes even when they would have been fatal for her", Moka berated

"I'm sorry", said Tsukune lowering his head

"Hah apologize to the other Moka and let her decide if she'll forgive you or not", said Moka putting back on the Rosario

"You know she was pretty harsh but she's right", said Wayne, "I wasn't around but I watched the security videos through my eyepiece and I saw what happened", he said, "When she ran you forgot about her forgetting about her feelings and pursued your own desires"

"What can I do", asked Tsukune

"Well for now it's pretty late so we'd better head back to the dorms and look for a club tomorrow morning", said Wayne

"We'll take her back", said Kurumu picking up Moka and Yukari and flying back to the girls' dorms

"I can't believe today", said Tsukune

"Hmm?"

"I care so much about Moka but I almost signed her death warrant", explained Tsukune slouching a bit

"Well I guess you can apologize tomorrow while we all look for a good club together so nobody will be left out like today", suggested Wayne

"Yeah…thanks", said Tsukune. Wayne really did help him out a lot and he claimed he owed Tsukune but he seemed to be helping out a lot.

"So anyway how's your search going?", asked Tsukune

"Hmm well unfortunately, even though Sami made me cause random destruction I performed other crimes during her ancestors' times too", said Wayne

"Really?", asked Tsukune

"Yeah…apparently I'm the guy who suggested to Al-Qaeda to attack the World Trade Centers in America…that and I shot Kennedy and blamed it on someone else", said Wayne

"What?"

"Yeah Sami was just a spoiled brat her ancestors were more of the criminal type", Wayne spat out

"I'm sorry", said Tsukune

"Yeah my mug isn't really very welcome in a bunch of places apparently", Wayne muttered, I've got a whole list of the stuff I've done and it's not a very happy list", he said, "But according to the list I'm at least 2000 years old"

"Whoa"

"Yeah…But well Sami's family had a trend with half being good half evil so I've got a longer list of good things", said Wayne

"Great!"

"But those bad things still bite at me", he groaned

"Well anyway how do you go through your memories?"

"Not that hard, apparently every time I'm 'passed on' they encrypt my mind and I just have to spend a few days tinkering with it to see my past life", explained Wayne

"Oh…"

"Well see you tomorrow", said Wayne as they went to their separate rooms

The Next Day…

"I'm sorry Moka", said Tsukune for the, according to Wayne, 117th time that day

"It's alright Tsukune", Moka had said each time while Wayne, Kurumu, and Yukari watched

"Wow he's really sucking up isn't he?", asked Kurumu

"Yep", replied Wayne, "I'll go and stop it"

"Good it's getting pretty depressing watching him", said Yukari

"Hey Tsukune I think you've apologized enough. Now we need to find a new club that will be available to all of us", said Wayne

"He's right!", said Moka glad that Tsukune would finally stop

"What about the newspaper club?", came a voice behind them

"Huh?", asked Tsukune

All five of them turned around to see Ms Nekonome.

"I'm sponsoring the newspaper club and we need new members", she said

"Hmm how's that sound to everyone", asked Wayne

"I like it! At least it doesn't sound as bad as the other clubs we saw", said Tsukune

"I'm in too", said Moka

"So am I", said Kurumu and Yukari together, "Hey stop saying what I say. HEY!", the said together as well and started to fight again

"Well anyway the first meeting is tomorrow I'll see you there!", said Nekonome turning around to leave

"Good now we've got a club we can all join!", said Tsukune

"Well I hope it's not run by a pervert", muttered Wayne

Moka then started drooling. Everyone knew what that ment

"No you can't suck Tsukune's blood Moka!", said Kurumu stepping in front of Tsukune

"It's alright", said Tsukune

"WHAT?", shouted Kurumu and Yukari in surprise

"I behaved horribly yesterday and I owe her so Moka go ahead"

"Thank you Tsukune!", said Moka happily

"KAPPU CHUUUU!", she said as she sucked quite a large amount of his blood

"AHHHHHH!"

"Hey you can drink some of his blood but not that much!", shouted Kurumu as she saw how much Moka was drinking

"Moka stop! You're hurting him!", shouted Yukari

"Oh boy she's back from the brink and has gotten back to drinking his blood", mumbled Wayne shaking his head, "Not as funny this time so I'll record some other time", "Hey Moka I'd recommend you stoop soon because you're losing your own blood too because of the seal"


Okay there now again: read and review no flaming but you can be constructive in fact I want you to be constructive. Next up is being in the newspaper club and Gin's debut