A/N Thank you to all my lovely reviewers, again here are your names to make you feel special;

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Davy Jones

Ask him how the hell he manages to stay alive without a heart, and proceed to say why you need a hear to live (pumping oxygen to muscles etc)

Tell him to lighten up about his lost love, after all there are plenty more fish in the sea, and for him that's slightly more literal

Ask him if he's always looked so squid like

Hand him pamphlets on a career in the Royal Navy

Go up to him and say "Hey, do you know or work for The Devil?" when he looks confused list alternative names for The Devil such as Beelzebub, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Prince of Darkness, The Evil One

Whenever he's around say loudly "Ewww, it smells like fish, gross!"

Every time he walks towards you back way saying "sorry I don't do sushi, it's not my thing"

Ask him if he's Welsh (his last name for those that don't know is a very common last name in Wales)

Slap him and call him "fish face"

When he starts shouting at you threaten him with your "pet whale" (squids are eaten by whales, and Davy Jones is kind of squid like so this should theoretically work)

Tell him smoking is bad for his health

Call him a "meanie poo poo head"

Get everyone to call him "fish face"

Tell him you think it's cute that he's got a pet to play with, but suggest it needs further training because it's still "a bit" violent

Tell him he needs piano lessons because he sucks and you're fed up of him giving you a headache

Pull on his tentacles (not his testicles!)

Tell him his breath smells

Ask him if his brother is the giant squid from the sailor stories

say "so…you can talk to fish then?"

Giggle and constantly remind him that your not dead or dying

Taunt him about the fact that you have a heart and he doesn't

Tell him that you think that therapy would have been a lot easier than ripping out his heart

Pretend to be a therapist and ask him question such as "and how does that make you feel?" every time he talks to you.

Suggest therapy sessions for all of his crew as they all seem to have "issues"

Taunt him by saying that you know where is heart is and that it's not where he thinks it is.

A/N Okay I realise I did slightly more things for Davy Jones than for some of the other characters but I got carried away and he just seem like one of those people that it would be really funny to wind up. Oh well…

Anyways, review people! If you can read it, you can review it, so I expect more reviews than last time folks!

I don't know what character I am going to torture next, so I am going to leave you guessing…(evil laugh)