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John shuttered. Gel advertisements...What next? John hair club?

Standing up, he paced back and forth before taking one great breathe and opened the door.

No one was in the hall. Maybe he could quickly get some food from the mess hall without running into anyone.

He entered the mess and saw his hair. Everywhere! Even the cook had it...and she was female! Blanching, his rushed the other way. Maybe he should visit Elizabeth in the control room instead.

Maybe not...the control room was also filled with heads that carried his hair style.

Helpless he stood stuck in shock. Was this whole city insane!

"John!" He grimaced. "Is that you?"

He turned around to find Elizabeth fast approaching him.

"This is madness!"

"Tell me about it." He exclaimed.

"Don't worry. Rodney's got a plan to stop it."

He smiled.


Mark stepped out of the shower, ready to apply his new hair gel. He screamed...his hair was purple.