Well hey there fanfiction readers! Umm well I been actually doing great school wise and hopefully I could pull off a pretty good GPA, I'm trying to focus more in class and not procrastinate heh. I will update next week for my other story because that takes longer than this story. So sorry if your expecting me to update this week, but I have this story as well to take care of.(: Sorry for making the readers waiting, umm I kind of didn't save this chapter and my computer froze, so I had to type it back up and it took me like forever because I got lazy and I got lots to do. :P
Have a good Memorial Day Weekend: honor those who have served…
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Kleenex™ tissues….don't worry it's not sad, pahaha when is it ever?
Chapter 4.
So today's day two of this whole class and I'm absolutely not looking forward to it. Yesterday was freakin' weird Sir Hn was like stalking me…. What. The. Hell. He's a weirdo, ALMOST close to Gaara, and speaking of which they looked pretty suspicious while I was held back by Ino and Tenten! They're planning something, and I'm going to FIND out!!! Those idiots better not fucking try anything with ME!!! Bunch of asses.
Well, I don't expect this day to get any better…geez I wish dad would come back earlier from business trip, ugh. I bet that's why I'm in this whole ordeal; my mother just wants the house to herself for four hours!! Genius, just pure genius.
Morning: A rude awaking….
From downstairs, I heard my mother yell at me for fifteen minutes straight to get my ass up. ' Che, yeah right, like I'm going to get up. Damn, it's too early to wake up!' I thought and went back to sleep mode…. I busy dozing off and dreaming about my summer lemonade again, until my mother decided to take some action and slam my door wide open!(it's about 7 am..xP)
" SAKURA!!!" I heard her yell in the loudest voice ever! I groaned and pulled the covers over my head. That didn't stop my mother from her insane yelling…
" SAKURA, GET UP!!!" she screamed while pushed off the covers from my body. I shivered and kept on stayed still there. All the sudden my mother came up to the side and physically pushed my body so I would get out of bed. Unfortunately it wasn't a great landing, considering that I hit my head against my dresser!
" Ouch! Mom what the hell do you want!" I whined and rubbed the side of the head.
She held a spatula in one hand and had an apron on, " Breakfast's done!" she said in a sing-a-long voice and smiled. ' Wow…. waking me UP for breakfast!!! Ugh…. sometimes I don't even think she's my mother….' I thought and lifted myself off the ground.
" Mom, YOU WOKE ME UP FOR THAT!" I looked at her as if she was the craziest person alive. She smiled at me again and giggled.
" Oh Sakura, you make me laugh," she pointed to the bathroom, "Now go get changed and come down to eat!"
I rolled my eyes at her and grabbed some clothes out of my closet. I sighed and threw my clothes on the bathroom floor and closed it. I mumbled something about 'medication' and my mother 'being bipolar'. My mother apparently heard me and yelled, " I HEARD THAT!" while running down the stairs. I chuckled and took a shower, threw a regular pair of jeans and red v-cut shirt, and finished up my daily routine.
I got all dressed and flicked off the lights while exiting the bathroom. I grabbed my cellphone from my dresser and dialed a few digits. I waited until someone said something from the receiver.
" Hello?"
" Hey Ino, want to meet up at the mall today?"
" HELL YEAH! I've wanted to go SHOPPING for sooo long! Can I call some people over?"
" Sure see you at eleven!" I hung up and walked downstairs to the kitchen. I yawned and found my mother making pancakes while watching her crazy ass dramas. I didn't even want to ask her, so I just grabbed a chair and a separate plate to eat out of. The aroma was definitely one of the best since my young days, and I couldn't wait to dig in. I grabbed the maple syrup from the corner of the table and drizzled in on top on my pancakes.
' Yummy…' I drooled and licked my lips, wanting to taste the sweet goodness of it. I plunged my fork to slice the pancake it piece and dived in right in my mouth.
' Yum, yum! These are the best!' I sat there and spazzed out about the pancakes, but my mother yelled at me because she couldn't hear the T.V. I sweat dropped and kept on munching away. I disposed my dish in the sink and sat on the coach while waiting for my mother to stop watching, so I can ask her to bring me.
A half and hour later…
My mothers was practically shedding her tears out and blowing her nose constantly with Kleenex™ tissues. I just couldn't believe my mother was so addicted to this stuff. The story line is always the rich guy cheating on the girl for her sister! I mean c'mon, how times does my mother always watch these stupid dramas and still weep over them, over and over again.
I looked at the T.V. and frowned, ' Okay this is going no where…' I stared at the mother and shook my head solemnly and then furrowed my eyebrows. Then, I decided to scoot on over where the remote was and snatch before she knew. I grinned and simply flicked the power button the remote, and hid it behind my back.
My mother looked bewildered, and she went up to the T.V. and pushed the power back on. " Hmm…I thought I paid the electric bill already. Stupid electricity people," I heard her mumbled and she went back to her usual state. So I turned the T.V. off once more and decided to ask right then, but she went on a rampage and attacked the T.V. - again.
" Uhh, mom?" I asked nervously trying not to piss her off even more.
" Not now." she was too distracted to even look at me.
" Can you bring me to the mall at two hours," I asked quickly.
" Sure, honey…" she replied, and I smiled, ' Too, easy…' I lifted myself on the chair, with the remote in hand, and handed it to her. My mother twitched and eyes were narrowed down at me.
" Here…. Bye!" I dashed off to my room as quick as I could and locked the door.
" SAKURAAA!!!" I heard her yell. I brushed it off and took out my laptop from under my bed, and searched for music and charged my mp3 player…
10:50...
I turned off my laptop and slid it back under my bed and slipped on some vans, and grabbed my wallet and cellphone. I rushed down the kitchen, and I saw my mother in the kitchen eating some leftover pancakes and she was fairly quiet.
" I'm ready!" I said and sat down. My mother nodded and grinned. I twitched. " Why are you giving me that happy look?"
" What look dear? I don't know what you're talking about…?" my mother kept on smiling.
I was going to answer, but I stopped, " Never mind." I waited for my mother to finish and we got out of the house the same time.
My mother drove along the road and stopped at the mall. I looked out and flipped out my cellphone. I unbuckled my seatbelt and rose up from the passenger's seat. I slammed the door and said by to my mother and found the nearest bench to sit on. I dialed Ino again and asked where she was.
" Hey forehead girl!! Where are you?" she asked and I heard some people talking in the background.
" I'm at the main entrance….waiting."
" Oh okay we're in the food court, so come over."
" I thought so, I mean you slow metabolism rate…" I whispered.
" HEY I'M NOT F-!!!" Ino yelled, but I quickly hung up. ' Gawd, what's got her undies up her ass?' I thought and made my way inside the mall and went towards the food court. I quickly found Ino, Hinata, Tenten, and Temari sitting down…. along Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, Naruto, Kiba, Lee, and Gaara. Yep that's right, not only was I shocked, but also I had to spend my hour and half with Sir Hn and Mr. Redhead. Haha great….
I approached them and sat down and the girls' table. I smiled at them, " Hey how's it going?" Ino looked at me and stood up, " How's it GOING? Well I think I heard someone call me FAT over the phone." I chuckled and ignored her, " That's nice, so how it's going Hinata? Tenten? Temari?" Both Hinata and Tenten leaned back in their chairs and grinned nervously. Temari just looked bored.
"I-I'm fine Sakura…" Hinata replied.
" Me too…" Tenten said.
" Same." Temari remarked.
" HELLO! I WAS SPEAKING TO YOU FOREHEAD GIRL!!!" Ino furiously said.
I scoffed at her, " Yeah, well I just wanted to ask how they were doing geez, you pig!"
She growled at me and just calmed down for a while….
" So who wants to go SHOPPING!?" She gleefully asked.
I sweat dropped, ' Damn, what hell…psh mood swings. Probably that time of the month again.' I pushed my seat aside, and grabbed my cellphone I was about to get up when Gaara extended a hand. I looked him, and then shrugged. I took his hand and he walked beside me.
' Hmm…I thought he was a loner, what a freakin' weirdo…' I thought. Meanwhile the guys trailed behind the girls, I saw from the corner of my eyes Sir Hn glaring at Gaara, I smirked and he noticed me staring and looked away. ' Kami, is he like my bodyguard or something? Both of them are acting strange…'
I stopped next to Ino, Tenten, Hinata, and Temari and they found a clothing store…that happened to be Ino's favorite. Ino grabbed Tenten, Hinata, Temari and me forcefully by the arms and shoved us in there. The guys carelessly walked in and sat down on the chairs they had inside the store. Ino started tear up the place like a maniac, she shuffled through any clothes they suited her and threw some for me to try on.
" Alright I'm done!!! Time to try on!" Ino pushed me into one of the dressing panels and threw some clothes at me. I looked through each one on them, ' Too ugly, too girly, too short, too hooker status, too Ino…' I frowned and dug through the pile and found a black cami shirt and plain shirt and black leggings. ' Huh…not bad. At least she knows something I like.'
" Sakura get your ass out here now!" Ino yelled. I signed and opened the door slowly. The girls gasped at me at what I wore and Ino squealed.
" HOT!" Ino smiled and hugged me. Tenten, Hinata, and Temari looked at me and nodded in approval. I looked at the background to see the guys looking my way. I also took notice that both my idiot teammates were not only staring, but also smirking at me. I rolled my eyes and got back into the dressing panel and changed back into my old outfit. I held the clothes in my hand and placed in on the counter near the cashier. The cashier rang up my clothes and said, " Your total comes to…$25.00" I nodded and took out my wallet to pay, but someone interrupted to pay to for me. This person was the one and only Sir Hn. I just was speechless to say, that out of all people, he would offer pay for me and my clothes, which doesn't even concern him. Freaky.
" Umm, thanks?" I said and grabbed the bad from the counter.
" Hn," He smirked and placed his hands in his pockets.
' There's that word again…'
I waited for everyone else to be done, and so we exited the mall and decided to walk to etiquette session, since it was only a few blocks away.
During our so-called walk, with was quite odd. Ino and Temari walked all side Shikamaru and they listened to Ino talk and talk about anything imaginable. Next were Naruto and Kiba. Yeah, well Hinata was pretty much talking to Kiba and Naruto felt left out and now Kiba and Naruto are arguing again. Tsk, tsk. So that leaves Neji and Tenten. They get along pretty well, I mean it pretty obvious by way she blushes….as for Lee, and I think he felt like the third wheel. Then theirs my team, yeah. Basically Gaara and Sasuke were glaring at each other during the entire walk, and I was stuck in between their idiotic behavior. Yay me!
Etiquette Class….
" Alright students, since yesterday didn't go so hot," Tsunade glared at Jiraiya that was beside her, "I'm hear to teach and you're going to listen…got it?"
" Hai."
" Very well then, Lesson one: Addressing People. First step when addressing a lady or man, you will say Ma'am and Sir," Tsunade listed all the types of proper annunciation for all age groups, while I started to daydreaming and my mind kept on thinking about those two meatheads….
' My theory is: they're both stupid…'
' Yeah I'd have to agree with you there.'
' Hey could be possibly because they're just trying to act gentlemen like with me.' I cringed in thought.
' Sure, whatever. These guys act like weird around you, ever since you got pulled away from Tenten, Ino, and Hinata.'
' Well, just keep on pointing out the freakin' obvious!' I mentally yelled at my inner….
" Sakura! Sakura!" Lady Tsunade waving her over my face a few times. I blinked at looked up to her face. I smiled a bit and it faded.
" My bad," I told her.
" Uh-huh….so as I was saying don't call elderly people dudes or dudettes because they might pull your ear and give you a couple of spankings. Any questions?" Tsunade asked.
I saw Naruto raised his hand. Tsunade picked on him and grinned, " You, with the wild attitude, what's your question?"
" Well grandma, umm could we go now? It's almost time for Ramen snack attack!" Naruto asked. Tsunade fumed and tapped her fingers on the tables, " Grandma? GRANDMA!? I am definitely not your Granny! Have some respect little child."
" Alright, lady, so can we leave now?" Naruto pleaded.
" I guess you may, see you tomorrow," she said dully as I walked out with my friends beside me. Everyone left again and I was left the last one again. I waited by the curb and pulled out my mp3 player. I listened to Paramore while waiting. Someone came behind me and tapped me on the shoulder.
I took off my earphones and turned behind, " Huh who's th-…"
So I'm done…lmao I love writing Sakura and her mother joking around ahaha funny. Uhh...no a lot of guy talk in this one, but more to come! Oh and regarding the pairings (except Neji and Tenten and Sakura and Sasuke:) I guess I'll leave it up to the readers, so request away! Umm I don't know for sure when I'll update this one, but I'm thinking within 12 days or so. Not that long, so yeah hope you enjoyed this one, and I'm done for today…
See next time! Have a good one!
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Peace. Love. & Harmony.
