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A/N I'm so sorry I haven't updated! I've been so busy but here's one now and this is a prompt from Namby! Thank you so much Namby this chapter is dedicated to you and for those of you wandering her prompt was " I had this idea that when Lockwood isn't home, Lucy takes his coat and imitates him, together with George. Just imagine that Lockwood forgot something and walks the kitchen in while Lucy stands on the table imitating him. "

I changed it slightly as you'll see. As always if you have an idea/prompt for this story or another one please feel free to PM me or review...or review anyway...THANKS FOR READING AND/OR REVIEWING, SPECIAL THANK YOU TO NAMBY YOU ARE AWESOME!

"So your saying it's my fault I'm amazingly handsome?" Lockwood asks George grunts "yes, no, kinda? It's your fault the angel that is our client likes you! She pointedly ignored me and flirted with you the whole time! And you flirted back!" George yells poor George our client Lisa Sambernel, broke his heart by ignoring him, glaring at him, snapping when she finally addressed him, and flirting with Lockwood. The. Entire. Time. And we're going to her house tomorrow to take care of her visitors.

"I wasn't flirting!" Lockwood says and George and I snort "I was being polite!" Lockwood defends "suuure you were." George retorts. Lockwood storms off, George sits down and sighs. "Do you want a cup of tea? Or maybe some biscuits?" I ask nicely for once "no. And why are you being so nice to me?" George asks looking up at me. ' 'Because I hated seeing Lockwood flirt with her, and I know how much it's got to hurt you' I wanted to say instead I told him "it's what friends do." And he smiled at me for a second, then it turned sad.

I decided to try to cheer him up, how you ask? By making fun of Lockwood of course! I decided to check for his coat and found it hanging from his hook in the front entryway. I snagged it and put it on, it hung off me and was nice and warm perfect for a brisk day, or the chill of ghosts. I silently slipped into the kitchen "Hello George." I say in an impersonation of Lockwood " Lockwood?" George asks looking up "oh, hi Luce." He says then looks back down at his untouched biscuit. "Luce? I'm Lockwood! All the girls love me because I can smile, " I say standing on the chair George chuckles and I hear a few squeaks on the floor boards, probably the house settling, it's old.

"I wasn't flirting, I was being polite!" I mock and climb onto the table. George's eyes go wide and he stops biscuit half way to his mouth. "Hello, Miss Samberel, you look absolutely gorgeous today..." I say making over embellished hand on ions as l repeat what Lockwood told our client. George starts choking on air and points behind me. I spin on my heel nearly losing my balance on the tables edge. I see Anthony Lockwood, my boss, my friend, and my (secret) crush, standing in the doorway watching me mock him. I slip on the thinking cloth and fall off the table. My head bangs against the floor and I see two figures rush to my side as I black out.

I wake up and the first thing is a world of pain, throbbing pain in my head. I groan, what happened? I think "you fell off a table." Lockwood says sounding worried. Hmm, I guess I said that out loud. "I though even you wouldn't have been clumsy enough to fall off a table, but..." George fades off and gestures around as if to imply ' here we are' and I know he's trying to pretend to not have been worried, but I can tell he was.

"George do you think you could make Lucy a cup of tea?" Lockwood asks and I look around and see I'm in my room. George nods and walks off "were- were you mocking me?" Lockwood asks and looks a little hurt. "Y-yes, but only because George was sad, and that horrible girl, Linda? Lila? Lisa? Whatever her name was, she was flirting with you and you like and are probably going to end up dating her and if you date her you'll end up marrying her and have little Lockwood kids and they'll be half Devils! And I'll be 100 and still be alone because you'll be married and you can't marry two people and I won't share.." I blurt out really fast then gulp in air, Lockwoods face hold amusement and shock.

"First off, her name is Lisa. Secondly I am NOT going to date her, or marry her! Third of all, my children will not be half Devils I take offense by that! Fourth, why would you be alone at 100 you'll have me? And no I can't marry to people, interesting what your implying there... And I wouldn't expect you to share." Lockwood says smirking slightly at the end. He leans in close and I gulp. "What were you implying, Lucy?" He asks me his dark eyes gleaming. He knew I had a crush on me but wanted me to say it. "That I..might have a tiny...crush on you?" I say quietly and start turning beet red. "Is that a question?" Lockwood asks teasingly

"no?" I say not looking up from fiddling with the blankets. I see him lean in even closer and I look up and lean in, our lips just touch each other- "I brought the- oh, my and I intruding?" Holly asks and we spring apart "GEORGE?!" Holly yells causing up to wince "H-hi Holly. When did you get here?" I ask trying to pretend Lockwood and I hadn't been caught kissing or nearly kissing. "Hmm, oh shortly after you blacked out." Holly replays and the door opens and George comes in "what Holly?" He asks wheezing slightly.

Holly smirks "guess who I caught kissing?" She asks and Lockwood and I blush. George looks paler "you couldn't have gotten together tomorrow?" He mumbles but hands Holly something then runs off. Holly turns towards us " I just won our bet! He Lockwood can you leave so I can talk to Lucy?" Holly asks and Lockwood quietly slips out. The next two hours are spent playing truth or dare, kiss marry kill, and just general girl talk.

Lockwood's POV

I slipped out of Lucys room and dashed to the phone, called her and she picked up on first try "hey, thanks so much!" I say she laughs "it was fun but you HAVE to introduce me to that friend of yours George, I think it is. You owe me." She says "anytime, thanks for helping me make Lucy jealous, I'm pretty sure she my girlfriend now." I say smiling "no problem, but you'll have to take the blame when she finds out, I've gotta go, but I'll call tomorrow to cancel. Bye Lockwood." She says "bye, Lisa!" I say hanging up. "So.." A voice calls I turn and see George "imma go tell Lucy" George says then makes a mad dash up the stairs and I follow " no George! She'll KILL me!" I yell after him catching up.