Two elves, Prestolion and Glírwen, meet in the forest, and converse about their respective journeys. Prestolion begins.

"Yo bitch! Wha's yo' name?"

"Glírwen. Wha's yo' name?

"My name's Prestolion. Where yo' from?"

"Mirkwood."

"Tha's mad thuroh yo! I'm from Rivendell. Wha's up?"

"I was shootin' goblins in Moria wit' da dwarves. Hah 'bou' yo'?"

I was fightin' orcs at Amon Hen. 'Fo' tha', I was walkin' wit some rangahs from Gondor. We was walkin' in Fangorn Forest an we saw a gang o' ents, an' I said 'Yo ents, how's i' goin'? I've nevah seen a real ent befo'! My crib's go' a load of drawin's o' ents. Yah mad thuroh!' they jus' walked away. I said 'Yah assholes get yah asses back here, or I'll screw yah up so bad, yah all think yah all'll nevah see the sun again!'. Then the rangahs kicked me out, an' I wen' to Amon Hen, then here."

"Tha's thuroh! But' shootin goblins was mad fun yo! When I firs' go' there, the dwarf guy said 'Wha's yo' doin' here, elf-bitch?' 'I'm here ta help yah wit' yah goblin prob, so be nice to me!' 'Like I'd evah be nice to an elf! Go 'way 'fo' I slap yo' upside the' head!' 'I'm comin' in anyway!' Then I came here"

"You's blazin'!"

Thanks. Shootin' goblins makes me look mad sexy...Wait! Was yo' even lis'nin' ta me?!"

"Yeah! You was shootin' goblins in Moria wit' da dwarves, but' they di'nt want yo' there."

"K., but' I gotta go. I's gonna take forevah toa get home. By."

"By."

Now for the same conversation, but in a more elvish style.

"Hail, fair maiden! What is your name?"

"My name is Glírwen. What is your name?"

"My name is Prestolion. From where do you come?"

"I am of Mirkwood."

"That interests me. I am of Rivendell. What brings you here?"

"I fought goblins in Moria with the dwarves. What brings you here?"

"I fought orcs at Amon Hen. Before I did that, I was travelling with a group of rangers of Gondor. We walked in Fangorn Forest, and we encountered a group of ents. I said to them 'Hail ents! How are you? You interest me. There are many paintings of ents in my home, however, I have never seen a living ent.' However, the ents left. I called out 'Return, with speed!'. The rangers sent me into exile then. I went to Amon Hen, and then I came here."

" That tale interests me. Slaying goblins gave me much joy, however, when I arrived, the guard of the gate told me 'For what purpose are you here, she-elf?' 'I am here to assist you in your battles with the goblins, therefore I deserve respect.' 'I would never respect an elf! Be gone from here before I bring harm to you!' 'I enter still!'.Then I came here."

"You are extraordinarily beautiful."

"Were you not listening to me?"

"I was listening to you. You fought goblins in Moria with the dwarves, and they did not desire your presence."

"That is what happened, however it is necessary that I leave. I know not how many days will pass before I arrive home. Have a good day!"

"Have a good day!"