HERE IT IS! The next chapter of Hybrid's Game! Bow down all ye puny mortals before my literary brilliance!
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Anyway, this chapter is finished and posted for your viewing pleasure. Now there are quite a few things I have to mention before we cut to the heart of the perversion (as Issei might suggest). First of all I am terribly busy, which I'm sure most of you can appreciate. Now I have decided to post a little notice in my profile which will detail which stories I am currently actively writing on… as well as how crowded my schedule is. Feel free to check as it will change with my home life!
On to other things for now. I am working on a fanfiction which will be turning into a crossover somewhere during the seventh or eighth chapter… (not telling you which story it is) starting with a base line of post Shippuden Naruto. I am debating what anime would be best to do the crossover with and I put up a poll for this purpose. Please check it out on my profile so I know what is the most popular one! (no bleach, one piece, or other epic length crossovers though.)
Additionally to these questions, I would also like to ask for some input on my other Naruto/DxD fanfic, which I have (in case you haven't noticed) stalled rather badly on. Now normally I would never consider scrapping a story, but I feel that it needs a rewrite in the least. Certain points could be fine tuned and my writing has become better since I stopped posting for it. Honest opinions here people! And don't tell me you want a rewrite simply because you want a different pairing!
-phew- Now, last of all, a personal Q for my bleach Fanfic. Well, everyone knows how Momo get's speared by Aizen (so going to have Kurama eat that bastard). Well, how would everyone feel if Naruto saved her hmm….? Again, your honest opinion. (no, momo will not be paired with Naruto)
Also everyone! I have finished rewriting one of my two straight vampire Naruto stories. I will be posting the rewrite soon for it. Just letting you know that quite a bit was changed.
NOW… on to the reader responses!
Dragonlordandsword: Making Riser's beatdown a 1 would actually be fairly… well accurate. Naruto is pretty OOC here and he hasn't shown any real interest in Rias so he wouldn't be going way out of his way to punish Riser. Anyway, not going to be a 1, but close my friend close. There will be verbal putdown and sundry physical damage.
LaDdraig : no.. as much as it seems people want it, no 10. That was just out there so I knew how you felt about it in this fic. I'm not killing Riser. That would be problematic… Naruto needs allies, not to be enemies with one of the few pure Devil households left.
FateBurn: Yep.. definitely going to Egypt now! Had some pretty freaking awesome ideas for it hehe…
Lightningblade49: Yep, I agonized over how to work in the Konoha we all know and love/hate into the story, but I just couldn't find a way that worked… until… eureka! I found the perfect solution, and yes, they'll play a big part in the story to come!
Gogeta444: That's because it's so hard to have Naruto there without him being either heavily OOc or nerfed! Even the Genin Naruto could wreak havoc in the RV world. Think, he's as fast as Moka in her released form (or at least close) plus he has shadow clones, Rasengan, henge… yeah, he's just too overpowered for the typical Naruto/RV crossover.
Pti: Hm.. interesting. And yes… she will be. But you're one of the few to ask for her as a singular addition. Thanks for asking. I like it when people ask for the less common pairing when I was already planning on including them!
Belnonm: now… I will say this. Naruto will be overpowered in this fic. Not too overpower, but overpowered enough. And just like one of my favorite Naruto/DxD fics out there I'm making Rias's and Sona's peerages much less potent. Honestly they fight like chess pieces, (no pun intended) always making predicable moves one at a time. Ninja don't work like that and this story is still going to retain a heavy ninja factor. Plus Naruto was trained by both of his parents in everything.Do you think a unobservant devil like Rias or those in her peerage would notice someone trained by Minato?
Also Naruto is a quarter vampire and has been trained in stealth, so of course they are having a difficult time finding him… or even noticing. I don't think this was too much to put it there. And it's not like 'no one' could see through his illusions. Koneko might have been able to sniff through it but she's in a different class and has no interaction with them as of yet. In addition to that no one of great ability is in that school now. If Azazel was there he'd be asking "Illusion? What illusion? I can see him just fine."
As for attachment to Raynare… that was for several reasons. Some of which are obvious and others aren't, but part of reading a story in inferring what is happening behind the scenes without knowing about what is actually going on. And knowing what the characters are thinking because we already know them well enough to guess. Just because Naruto doesn't have a constant thought bubble above his head, doesn't mean he isn't thinking constantly.
Now as for the pairings… no I won't be dropping Rias from the harem, though she will remain a pseudo/minor girl. Fifth or sixth position or so. (no, not because the reviews but because I like her character) ((so what… I have a weak spot for read heads, kinda like one of my D&D buds))
And Xenovia won'tbe paired with Naruto. She's just… weird.. I'll throw her to Issei, make the perv uncomfortable…
And I'm done with the responses… now on to the story!
(I don't own any part of Naruto or Highschool DxD)
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"Wow…."
"I know right!"
Raynare turned to Naruto, who sat with his legs dangling over the edge of a massive cliff. He was grinning that lunatic grin of his and looking out over a great sprawling valley. It was huge! Everything was laid out below them in a green and blue patchwork of majesty. And at the end of the valley was a building… A building that filled the entire end of the mountain range. Great golden spires rose higher than the mountains, tipped with what looked like white spears of light.
"Is.. is that Asgard?"
"No way…" Naruto looked to where she sat beside him. "Asgard is way better defended than this place. In fact Asgard is the second most hard to breach mythos in existence. The only mythos that is more powerful in respect to being infiltrated is the Greeks, dumb as they are. Trust me, I've met a few of them when they came to visit my dad. Mount Olympus is supposed to be impossible for anyone to reach without the express permission of their gods. If I believed my mother, even ye old Pearly gates are easier to crack open than Olympus."
"Anyway, this isn't Asgard. This is more like a… summer home for the higher ups in the Norse mythology. And in the past the Hero faction of the Chaos brigade could use this place as their base of operations. But after the Hero faction had a falling out with Odin and Thor they were banned from coming here."
Naruto stood quickly and stepped back to drag Hinata forward. "Come on Hinata-chan. No need to be getting all shy on me now. We've got stuff to do." His eyes flicked to Raynare. "I'm going to put an illusion over you to make you look like a six winged Fallen ok?"
"Uh…why?" She shifted uneasily. "Do they hate weakness or something?"
"No, nothing like that or well… yeah, they don't like weakness but the main reason is because there's a couple real pervs in the Norse mythos. Odin being the biggest one of the bunch. The problem is if you look weak like that you'll be a prime target for a certain…. guy… who I know. I don't want to expel a ton of energy keeping a couple idiot gods off your tail when I can make it seem like more trouble than it's worth. If you're weaker than a third tier Fallen then they wouldn't feel bad about going for you… and they would never let a fourth tier Fallen anywhere near this place."
Raynare glanced nervously at the great building. Naruto chuckled and stepped forward, giving her a long kiss to reassure her. She leaned into it, closing her eyes. Her arms twined around him slowly, only for him to pull away again. "Bad girl… Ra-chan. If you go responding I'll get thirsty and we'll never get this done. Anyway… my illusion should give you enough time for me to make it clear who you're with. Even some of the stronger gods aren't enough to keep me pinned down. I couldn't beat them, but they couldn't and wouldn't kill me. They won't go after you once they know you're my mate."
She ignored him and lunged forward to capture his lips again. Naruto growled low in his throat as his eyes glowed red. Raynare suddenly found the contact broken as Naruto pushed his face into the crook of her neck. His bite sent pleasurable shivers up her spine. Raynare mumbled incoherently as she got what she wanted, the heat in her chest bursting as Naruto forced her backwards. Fangs sank in deeper and he sucked hard. She moaned, the sound of her voice spurring him on further.
Hinata stood there… awkwardly, feeling like a fifth wheel, but wishing it was her in Raynare's place. If she were honest with herself… and had the will to see it through, she'd have already asked Naruto to be his mate. She wasn't concerned with falling like most Angels were. Especially since it was technically impossible for her to 'fall' anyway. It just made the idea more attractive to her.
And Naruto did say he enjoyed her blood. Maybe he'd make her his make once he no longer had the need for discretion. She sure hoped he would….. Her little sister no longer saw him the way she did... as the perfect partner… He was the only one who'd reached out to make friends with her when her father used to visit the Lucifer family home. Naruto had always been there for them during those times, making it seem like everything was a game. She'd been smitten with him even then. How that had increased in the years after with how her family treated her…
"Oh Naruto-kun. I wish you woul…."
Hinata was snapped out of her thoughts by a drawling voice. "Ah… what do we have here? An Angel… a Fallen Angel… and… oh fuck me. What in the name of the All Father's name are you doing here?!"
Naruto drew away from Raynare swiftly, blood trickling from the corner of his mouth. He absently wiped his mouth and sucked on his finger before answering the rhetorical question. "Oh… Nice to see you again Tyr. Didn't expect you to be the one to catch me like that. Did you enjoy the show?"
The god, for it was a god, blinked and took a step back. "Get away from me you bloodthirsty perverted little demon! I have a hard enough time doing my job without you causing mischief. Do you have any idea how much chaos you caused with that stunt last time and you didn't even leave your stupid castle?!"
"You wound me Tyr. It's not like it was actually my doing. I just gave Loki-san the idea. You can't blame me for his shitty timing." Naruto smirked. "Anyway… now that we're caught would you mind taking us to see the old man? I need to chat with him ya know."
Tyr frowned, his blond eyebrows coming together in a V. He stroked his beard with his one remaining hand while he thought about it. Obviously he was considering whether it was worth the trouble to take him to see his leader. "I suppose I could take you to see him. Although I'm astonished you can tell he's here."
"Come on," Naruto whined. "Everyone in the Nine hells knows he stays in this area around this time of year. Something to do with the Valkyries if I had to guess that perv's intentions. As I've mentioned to him personally before, he's powerful, but predictable. Plus I am a badass so you'll have to forgive me for finding you so easily." He grinned. "But as you can probably figure out, I already knew the location of this 'summer home'. It's not as if I didn't pay attention to my uncle's conspiracies. He knew about this place since the Hero faction used it. So I know this place since he can't keep his mouth shut."
The blond god rolled his eyes in an uncharacteristic display of annoyance. Not that his earlier outburst hadn't been out of character already. Tyr was one of the more easy going gods in the Norse mythos, but he was also, interestingly enough, the least…. Abnormal. Odin was a perv. Thor was a battle maniac and loki was obsessive compulsive. You didn't even want to get started on the new gods. Most of the other were the same way in one manner or another, just worse. Tyr was one of about… four gods that didn't have a few (dozen) screws loose.
Maybe…. He might have been hiding a fetish for Egyptian cat furries or something creepy like that. You never could tell for sure.
At last Tyr nodded. "Very well. Come Namikaze. If you want to meet with the All Father then you'll need to catch him well before the feast. Since we all know you won't be allowed to attend and I doubt you want to spend a week waiting." Naruto and Raynare noted that he sounded almost afraid that Naruto would be invited to attend.
Naruto turned and helped Raynare to her feet, smirking at Tyr's uneasy posture. His eyes settled on his mate again. He hadn't had the opportunity to cast the illusion as he'd hoped… And he didn't dare cast one in front of Tyr. He was suspicious enough already. Although they were lucky it was Tyr who found them. Honestly he'd been hoping one of the gods found then first, just so he didn't have to dodge the attacks of several startled deities when he popped up in the middle of the gathering.
His mate looked to Tyr with a vaguely suspicious expression. "You're a god?"
Whether she meant it or not, her arched eyebrow seemed to suggest that she was less than impressed. Naruto had to smother a snide chuckle at Tyr's expense. He really was a bit pathetic sometimes… Maybe that came with having your pet guard dog bite your had off and threaten the life of your king… only to get away scot free.
"Yes.." Tyr looked slightly put out. "I thought that was already established. I am Tyr, one of the Greater gods in the Norse Mythology. I am primarily the god of Justice, but once I was the god of war. Odin rested the title from me long ago."
Naruto muttered to Raynare. "He's being a bit easy on himself. He got his ass handed to him so he decided to go while the going was good."
Raynare's eye twitched. Were all the gods so…. weird…? She muttered mentally, "…looking…?"
Tyr evidently decided he needed to explain because he coughed self consciously. "The Norse are not fixed in their roles as the Greeks and Egyptians are. I was not always the god of justice. Once I was simply the god of war. My nature changed over many centuries, though I still have a strong connection to war. Seeing how that is the basis for our divine power."
"So there are more than one of you… gods of war?"
"Yes…. Odin in the primary god of war, along with Thor and a half dozen others. We each embody a certain aspect of humanity and like humans, we change. Anything else we may be in addition to that changes with the whim of fate. This is all comparative of course. My aspects haven't changed in many centuries… where by contrast Freyja just recently became the new Goddess of retribution… again."
Naruto chuckled. "That sounds oddly familiar. Loki?"
"You might say that." Tyr shrugged his large shoulders dismissively. "Anyway, we should really be going if you want to see the All Father."
Naruto smirked and took Hinata by her hand, while keeping a hold of Raynare. "Ready when you are."
"Very well. I foresee this as becoming very tiresome, but Odin would be displeased with me if I didn't allow his favorite Devil to see him."
Hinata and Raynare both gasped as they felt magic… similar to holy magic and yet not the same at all, flooding the air around them. Then as suddenly as they felt it, all four vanished in a flash of blue leaving black ruins scorched into the stone overlook.
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Raynare never knew she could be so completely and utterly unprepared for the truth. Naruto had told her… more than once, just how the Norse gods really were. It was disturbing. Sure the Angels, Fallen, and especially Devils had their weird eggs. But there 'gods' were quite frankly unnerving with how immature they all were.
It had started off how you might expect. Tyr's teleportation spell had brought them to the heart of the castle, to a huge room filled with the gods themselves. To say they were surprised to see Naruto, a half vampire, half devil prince hybrid would be a severe understatement. Not that it at all stopped them from trying to get their claws into him. Several of the nearby goddesses actually made straight face propositions to him! Either that or they were offering to make him their vassal.
She could only smile when he turned them down.
Raynare wasn't so nice when the other half of the room tired to come on to her… at the SAME FREAKING TIME! Like seriously? An entire room full of Gods… and not one guy could reliably get laid? None of them could relieve sexual frustration? They were deities for heaven's sake! They shouldn't have had a problem with that!. Weren't horny gods the whole reason why the Greeks were known for their 'demigods'?
But… other than that they were surprisingly chill. Then again, she wasn't one to talk. Azazel, the leader of the fallen angels was perhaps the most chill man in existence. He was about as chill as you could get without freezing to death.
Even now while she sat with Hinata and Naruto at a small low table with Tyr and a goddess by the name of Sif, she couldn't help but remark on how lazy everyone seemed.
"So um… you are all a bit…. Easy going don't you think?"
Tyr glanced at her. "What do you mean by that?"
"Well. I wasn't born a Fallen. I was originally an Angel so I know how they act most of the time. And I know how the Gregoris behaves. And through Naruto I know how Devil society operates… All three of those factions are constantly on edge… so why are the Norse so… lazy?"
The god of Justice looked slightly uncomfortable and decided not to answer. Beside him, the blond goddess Sif gave him a dirty look and muttered about candy ass relatives before turning to them. She smiled slightly as she explained. "We, the Norse gods, along with the Greek and Egyptian mythos have all agreed to take a back seat to world events… and likewise the three great factions have agreed to keep clear of us most of the time. It's fairly simple. We are relaxed because we don't play an active part in world affairs as of now. When the First Great War broke out, the primary mythos joined in the fight… That was until several dozen gods from separate religions were slain. Since then the Norse especially try to keep out of the way. It's one of the reasons that our numbers actually grow. If you haven't noticed there are three times as many of us then there used to be."
A frown marred her features. "As opposed to the Native American mythos which was decimated in the first Great War. Only four gods and a single goddess remain of their once mighty pantheon."
Hinata and Raynare shared a surprised look.
"Holy shit… I never knew you gods actually took an active role back then. I guess I figured you'd always been on the sidelines."
"It would seem that way wouldn't it?" Sif sighed. "Many of our people have decided to integrate into the human populace these days. For instance the Valkyries are almost entirely based out of the mundane world now. We only have a small office for them in Asgard."
Raynare opened her mouth to ask where Asgard actually was when the room was suddenly silent. All the assembled deities went silent. And then there was a flash of incandescent blue fire and Odin was standing over their table. Naruto stood by his side, smirking. Raynare had seen that look several times before…. He was pleased about something… very pleased.
"So… Naruto-kun… this is the Angel you wanted me to shelter? Quite a catch I must say…. Unique eyes…"
"Yeah, yeah. But like I said Perv-sama, She's one of those 'look but don't touch' things in life. So don't get any ideas or I'll tell my godfather that you publicly denounced his whole book series." Naruto made a knife motion across his throat with one finger. "Wouldn't want to try and get the new release when he's trying to separate your head from your shoulders."
Odin stiffened. "Right, of course. Can't have that now can we. Now, this place isn't the most secure place in the world for her. The feast won't be canceled; however… we will take her back to Asgard with us. She will be safe and completely undetectable there I assure you." The God-king turned his head to regard Naruto. "Please make sure Lord Jiraiya knows I'm still an admirer…"
There was a plaintive note in Odin's voice that almost made Naruto burst out laughing. Raynare could see the suppressed mirth in Naruto's posture and eyes. And after all, it was kinda funny. Seeing how it was blatantly obvious who and what Naruto was threatening… and exactly what he was threatening. The simple truth that Naruto could hold the release of erotic literature over the head of a god was a bit staggering. Certainly, she would never look at deities the same way again after this.
On that topic she didn't think she could look at Naruto in the same way. He was fearless…. Taking her as his mate, fighting Angels in a Devil run school, killing a Devil family heir… All of that seemed small in comparison to his interaction with these… supreme beings… "Supreme my rosy red ass!" Raynare glanced at Hinata who was looking around the massive room, a bit pensive. She was obviously wondering if she could stand living here for who know how long.
Then Naruto was sitting with them, smirking at Hinata, who's face turned crimson. He leaned over and nibbled her shoulder making her squeak. "Hinata-chan. You'll be fine here I promise, okay?"
"Okay… Naruto-kun…"
"Good. Ra-chan, we're going to be staying for a little bit of the feast. Can't just pass up this opportunity can we?"
"What about the others back home? Shouldn't we make sure everything is alright?" Raynare asked as she edged away from Odin, who was stoking his beard with a red glint in his eye. "Can't have that Sona girl going off on her own… you know… remember we were going to convince Mittelt to join the group?"
Naruto circled his arm around her waist. "Don't worry about that Ra-chan. You're two pals aren't going anywhere and besides, Sona's peerage was more than enough for your entire group together. They can take care of themselves as long as more…" He glance at Hinata. "…More interference doesn't show up. And she can contact me if there's an emergency."
"Even here?"
"Yep, even here. Don't worry. We won't be here long, but you have to try the food they set out for true Norse feasts. It's something most warriors have to live a lifetime to experience. And I can introduce you to my patron while we're at it." Naruto turned back to Hinata. "If things go well in the human world and Underworld, then you might not have to spend more than a month with Odin. If something makes me reveal myself…. Well, there won't be any point in keeping your existence a secret, besides throwing off your father and them." He smiled. "You'll be back before you know it."
Hinata nodded once and slipped her fingers over his hand, blushing deeply. "Whatever you say Naruto-kun…. But… you have a patron?"
"You bet, but it's not like it used to be. Since I'm mostly Devil and not human, I don't get the whole divine might thing. It's more like… special privileges."
Raynare tilted her head in confusion. "I thought you said you never left your castle until very recently?"
"Uh huh… but my parents invited all kinds of people over when my uncle wasn't around. From Hinata's father, who's an Angel, to Norse and Egyptian gods… even the previous leader of the Fallen Angels once. The guy before Azazel was a close friend of my mothers. Anyway, my patron here is Freyja.
Raynare's jaw dropped. "Freyja?! But isn't she like the strongest goddess in Norse mythology?!"
"Close." Tyr muttered. "And if push came to shove she is the most skilled warrior among our women, but she isn't the absolute strongest. However she is a close second. That being said of course, she isn't a major goddess of war, despite having some authority over that province."
"Speaking of which…" Naruto glanced around. "She isn't here. Is she off somewhere? I was hoping to see her."
Odin smiled eerily as he continued to stroke his beard. "I forgot to lower the estate's inner vault barriers. Loki just happened to be in the vault. Last time I checked my dear Freyja was in there as well." He let out a highly suspect sigh, shrugging his shoulder dramatically. "I guess they'll just have to wait until I can lower the barriers again"
Naruto blinked. "So you locked both of them in the safe room?"
"It's about time." Sif grumbled. "I've been itching to wring that one's neck for quite a while. You know he put a gravity reversal ruin on my husband's hammer? The nerve of him. Now every ntime it's summoned it starts to fly strait up in the air!"
A dark chuckle escaped Naruto, drawing frowns from several gods and goddesses. He just smiled. "Sorry about that. It' just that I have a feeling that me and Loki-teme are going to have to have a talk. It seems like he's trying to usurp my old title. That's a big no-no."
"Title?" Raynare and Hinata asked at the same time.
"Yeah. My title. "Naruto Uzumaki, the Supreme Prank God of the Underworld. I might not have left my home until recently, but the Lucifer house had many visitors and they all left with the knowledge that I am the best prankster in the underworld… sheltered or not. NO ONE is safe from me when I put my mind to it! And it sounds like Freyja got pissed at him, which means he's been pulling tricks again. And I don't like it when people try to encroach on my territory."
Tyr shivered involuntarily while Sif only nodded in approval. Hinata and Raynare shared a look before turning back to Naruto. "So what now Naruto-kun?" Raynare asked.
"Huh? Oh that. Right now the feast is about to start! So…" He turned to Odin. "You wouldn't happen to have ramen would you?
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Rias rubbed her eyes as she draped herself over the large desk in the ORC club room. The school day was over and she was so…. tired. Issei… well, to put it bluntly she wasn't happy about things. He'd been out doing his usual thing (being a useless pervert) when he was attacked by a Fallen angel. That wasn't even a week ago. And her already unstable life suddenly become more complicated.
Just perfect.
He didn't survive needless to say. So… she had a new pawn now, which took all eight of hers. Oh… Satan though… the paperwork. She immediately filed the attack with her brother and called for some time to deal with the issue. Her brother, rather surprisingly, supported her request to take care of things on her own. Rias didn't know what was going on but she did know that things were happening in this town that she wasn't aware of.
Which was why she was so tired. After an exhaustive search for clues she was able to find… nothing. She had no idea where the Fallen girl had gone after spearing Issei and he certainly wasn't helping. Never would she admit it out loud, but she vastly underestimated his perverted nature. The very fact that he was 99.9% OK with becoming a devil from the moment he heard immortal and Harem proved that his mind wasn't just in the gutter, it lived in the gutter. "Or is the gutter, sometimes I can't tell."
It didn't help that her friend Sona seemed to be avoiding her for some reason. Which was utterly perplexing when she considered that she was forcefully involved in this simply by being there. Sona should have been more concerned about happenings. You know, like someone being killed by a Fallen when there weren't even supposed to be Fallen here?!
But that was beside the point. She didn't find anything. Or well, she didn't think there was anything she'd be able to find. For one she needed someone with her to help her with the general business of Kuoh town. And for another she'd ordered her peerage to travel in groups of twos at all times when not at the school. As such she usually had Akeno or Kiba tailing Issei. She couldn't have him killed again now could she? He wouldn't come back to life a second time and even if it was possible she certainly didn't have another 8 pawns to spare.
So where did that leave her?
She didn't know, which was part of the problem… and the reason she'd temporarily called Akeno back from looking after Issei. She needed advice and she found herself too…. Worn out… to think properly about strategy or politics.
"Ara ara, you look done in Rias."
Rias didn't dignify her Queen's jibe with a response, but she did close her eyes. Oh… how pleasantly soothing it was not to be looking at anything. Yes, soothing blackness. Maybe she would just take a nap right here? That would be fine right?
"President… are you going to fall asleep? I could take you to bed if you need me to."
The redheaded Gremory groaned and shook her head, lifting it a second later so that she could lock gazes with her Queen. Akeno for her part just smiled back as though she'd been perfectly serious and not joking at all…. Or maybe it was a genuine offer and not a tease… but probably not.
"I'm fine, I… just need to figure out what the hell is going on. For instance why we can't find a trace of the Fallen anywhere."
"Well… Koneko hasn't searched more than half the town yet. She is the only one who could find them without fail. We don't have her sensor abilities. I would suggest sending her out to scour the rest of the town."
"Good idea… Remind me why I haven't thought of that by now."
"Because you haven't slept since you almost lost the Boosted Gear to a run in with a Fallen angel."
Rias grumbled. It was true enough. She was desperate to make her peerage stronger… and soon. Issei was the perfect one for the job. A Longinus wielder in her peerage might allow her to get out of her… well, maybe not, but it was her last real chance. And to come so close to losing him to a rogue Fallen. It scared the living shit out of her. No one needed to tell her she was terrified of losing her one last chance at freedom.
"You're right… of course. Maybe I do need to sleep before something happens that I need o be lucid for. Actually Akeno… could you please go out and find Issei for me… I worry about him sometimes."
"Sometimes?"
"All the time. He's hopeless as he is now."
And that was something they both agreed on. Akeno merely nodded and created a magic circle, vanishing into it a moment later. Rias let her head drop again, hitting the table with an audible thump. How she hated keeping up a professional attitude. Now… alone at last, she could sleep without any interruption.
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"Mmm…. Matrice… lower…"
"Of course Kanate-sama…."
"…AH!..."
"Oh yes… this is the good stuff. Keep it coming my blushing beauties…. I'll have this next book hot off the presses before you can say BEST SELLER!"
Frantic scribbling might have been heard by two lovers had it not been for a sound muting barrier set up around a large hunched man. He was, as previously mentioned, large, with long spiky white hair and tanned skin. He crouched on one side of a large stone wall, on a window ledge. His hands worked at a blazing pace, putting down every intimate detail of the 'encounter' he had the pleasure of viewing.
And it was gold. Yes it was. He might even get enough quality material here to publish his sixth book. He was calling it "Make out Paradise, Edition #3 Sisterly Love." It was sure to be another hit with all the boys… and more than a few girls…. Judging from the scene he was watching right now… Quite the scene indeed.
One might wonder at the reaction the two women in side would have had if they knew that their –ahem- activities were being jot down in exacting detail by one of the most perverted individuals in the world. Hell, they might even end up reading his novel…. Once he'd spruced it up a bit. Really, there needed to be less talking at this point. "Girls sure know how to drag it out don't they…-sigh- …"
Suddenly there was an expectant cough and the man whirled around…. only to stop and frown.
"And what are you doing here? I thought you were serving Kushina-chan?"
"Well… lord Jiraiya, that's just it. I have a message from Kushina-sama. She has a task for you."
Jiraiya, the Legendary Angel and quite possibly the most popular angel in all the nine hells, blinked slowly. Not quite comprehending. "Wait…. You just said that Kushina… Uzumaki wants something from me? Not Minato-kun?"
"Yes you over rated perv. She wants you to track down Naruto. He recently jumped ship. We suspect he's hiding somewhere in the human world as me and my fellows have already performed an exhaustive search of the major Underworld areas…. At least the ones we're allowed into. More specifically she would like you to do it quickly. She has made plans and wants Naruto to be attending a wedding with her."
"A wedding?" Jiraiya tilted his head. "Well, that's damned odd. This would be the first time that she'd let Naruto out of the house… excluding this incident. Are you sure this isn't one of Minato's pranks aimed at making his wife hate me even more?"
Yuago sighed, her eyebrow twitching as her ears finally surrendered their mental block and the moaning from beyond the window registered. "As much as I'd like this to be a trick, it isn't. Naruto left home and is roaming. I don't think I need to tell you what might happen…"
"Um… let me guess, Royal heir to the House of Lucifer with overpowered, technically impossible 'mutated' sacred gear decided to go have fun in the human world… Well, I don't see what could possibly go wrong with that. Sure he might find a bit of trouble, but he's a good kid. Minato brought him up right and he's not nearly as bad as me or his father when it comes to women. So you don't even have that to complain about. If it were me I'd let him have his fun."
"Oh… you would, but Kushina-sama might be a bit worried that her only son and the heir to the royal house of Lucifer is out on his own in possibly dangerous circumstances." Yuago was starting to get tired of speaking to Jiraiya… The man sure knew how to rub her the wrong way… or was that women in general?
Jiraiya evidently realized that both her patience… and by in large, his peeping, was at an end. He gingerly stood and pocketed his note book. "Very well, tell Kushina-chan that I'll be right on it. Do you have any idea where my godson might be?"
"We wouldn't have come to you if we had a chance of finding him ourselves. Working with you is almost more trouble than it's worth.
"Fair enough…. But I expect to get something this time… My services aren't free."
"Figured." Yuago put her hands on her hips. "Fine, name your price. And it better not be me, or I swear to Satan I'll skin you and tan your hide for a purse. I hear angel skin handbags are the new 'thing' in Tartarus."
The older Angel winced. "Ouch! Okay… My price is simple…. I get to take Naruto on a trip with me… A month tops, but no oversight…"
"No."
"Great! I'll get right to i….. Wait? NO?!"
"That's right. No. I refuse to let you corrupt Naruto-sama more than you already have. You already turned him into a terror with his pranking and he's more manipulative than my master ever was. He might get even worse than he is now! At least at this point he has morals!"
"You wound me Yuago-chan…. I would never corrupt him…"-sniff-" Besides, it would just be a harmless bonding trip. When do I ever get to see my Godson?"
Yuago snapped back, "When have you ever not tried to get him to help you with your research? I know damned well that the young man is growing into his looks. And he is more powerful than most of the Lucifer line ever were. You just want to throw him into as many ecchi situations as you can so you can write more erotic literature!"
"Well…. That's certainly a motive…" Jiraiya admitted glumly. "But really, I'd like to spend more time with him, not just girls you know. Plus I can use the opportunity to check on the seal. Minato-kun probably hasn't had the chance recently."
Yuago paused. "Fine, you have a point there, but you could just as easily check the seal when you find him."
"I could, but it wouldn't be as much fun afterwards. You know he's going to probably give me a run for my money before he ever lets me drag him back. I wouldn't put it passed him to use Hirashin to drop me in the middle of Kushina's bed chambers… And I know I wouldn't survive that experience." He shivered slightly even as a small trickle of blood came out of his nose, his body trying to fight the conflicting images of Kushina naked…. And the idea of being a corpse…
His visitor scowled and smacked him upside the head. "Get that foul image of Kushina-sama out of you mind peasant!"
"Peasant! Who are you ca…. Never mind. I'll take the damn mission, but I'll get my month with my Godson!"
Yuago clicked her tongue as Jiraiya promptly vanished.
"That man never changes." Yuago muttered to herself as she summoned a magic circle as well, heading back to the Lucifer estate.
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Naruto sat at the massive feasting table along with his two female companions and the hundred or so Nose gods. He was smiling as Raynare, who was in his lap, snapping at Frey, who sat next to them on their left.
The two were constantly at odds, but at the moment he was content. It was almost four hours since the feast had started and he was starting to feel very sleepy. Probably because of the Adarian Blood wine… oh gods that was good and very thoughtful for Odin to actually have some on hand. I mean, who just had that in the wine cooler if you weren't a vampire?
He sighed and rested his chin in the hollow between Raynare's neck and shoulder as she shouted something along the lines of, "Stupid perverted overzealous masochist god!" at Frey, who seemed to be enjoying himself immensely. Either that or he was as blind drunk as everyone else, which was actually very likely. Raynare… strangely enough… wasn't intoxicated in the slightest. Who knew a Fallen angel would be against drinking?
Certainly not him.
"Ah! Naruto-kun! May I ask why you've been so quiet?! Come now! This is a feast!"
Naruto blinked owlishly and glanced to where Thor was grinning from ear to ear, looking every inch the mad man. Several other gods had locked onto the conversation for a brief moment before going back to their various talks, contests, tall tales, and bets.
Naruto answered Thor only with a hand nudging his tankard, still half full of the potent wine. Thor quirked and eyebrow, then guffawed loudly. "HA! That's it! You've never had our Adarian Blood wine have you!? Quite hard stuff isn't it?!"
He nodded and breathed in Raynare's scent, wishing he could go to sleep. Maybe this party wouldn't have been too much for him if he hadn't had a few tankards full of potent wine. He lifted his head saying, "I think I may have overdone it on the wine ya know. After all, I'm only one quarter vampire."
Thor raised his own tankard. "Then you should drink more! Get used to the strong drink! Who knows, maybe you'll be able to compete with a pure blood! After all, that's where we got all this from. We wouldn't stock such rare wine. Norse like us prefer mead or ale! Isn't that right!?" Thor shouted that last bit to the whole table and an echoing cheer rang out in return.
Naruto only blinked again. It was just… a bit… to loud here. His sensitive hearing was taking its toll.
He was too smoothed out by drink to jump when a hand fell on his shoulder, but he did turn. Naruto twisted around to see a girl with silver hair smiling concernedly at him.
"Excuse me Namikaze-sama… but you look as though you might want to retire."
Naruto tilted his head and smiled, something he'd picked up from his godfather. "Yeah… I know what you mean… but the feast doesn't take a break for almost another… six hours. I was just going to close my eyes for a bit. Can't leave my Fallen friend now can I?"
"Um… I'm one of the attending Valkyries. I can get you to a guest room if you like. I'm sure Odin-sama wouldn't mind accommodating you."
"You're Odin's attendant?"
"Yes…." She blinked. "You're surprised?"
Naruto didn't know how to put it properly. "You look…. uh… unscathed I guess." He shook his head, clearing most of his daze away. That wine sure was strong… Not quite as good as fresh blood but still amazing. "Anyway… I actually wouldn't mind that. Could you take me and my friend with you? I'd rather not have her here alone. If you're Odin's attendant you know what I mean."
"Of course." She nodded, her smile turning a bit brighter. "Come with me Namikaze-sama."
"And you don't have to call me by sama if you don't want to."
"Um… It would make me uncomfortable not to here, but perhaps another time."
Naruto nodded slightly and nibbled Raynare's shoulder. She stopped shouting across the table at Thor and Sif long enough to look back. "Yes Naruto-kun?... Oh… you look like you're about to nod off. Are we leaving?"
Thor, along with Sif and Frey and on his other side Hinata, looked at him surprised. Sif was the first to speak up. "Turning in already hm? Understandable. Freyja still hasn't come yet, but I'll tell her you came. If you're still here when she arrives I'll send her along to meet you. She misses her favored one."
"Yeah.. thanks." Naruto nudged Raynare, who stood. "Um… I'll take my leave then… See you when I can keep my eyes open properly again."
They smirked and Hinata waved to him distractedly. Naruto smiled back before turning to the Valkyrie. "Would you mind?"
"Of course Namikaze-sama."
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Kalawarner woke in a comfortable bed, stretching with an almighty yawn. Her eyes opened as she sat up. Naruto's guest room in his apartment looked at it had when she dropped into it the previous night. It was nice and warm and…
-RING-RING-RING!-
Shit… she was late for school.
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Kalawarner burst into the classroom just in time for the Iruka to call her name.
"Here!" She called, darting over to her seat and ignoring the looks she got from the rest of the class. Kalawarner dropped into her seat quickly and looked around, checking to see…. "Huh? They're gone?" Rias, Akeno, Sona, and Tsubaki. All the devils that were usually early to their seats weren't in the classroom. They were absent.
Why though?
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Naruto rolled over in his sleep. A dull pulse invaded his mouth and he groaned, sitting up in one movement… and depriving a semiconscious Raynare of her pillow. She muttered something and Naruto felt her strong arms drag him back down. A second later she rested her head on his shoulder and put an arm possessively over his chest. "Morning Ra-chan…"
"You should just be quiet and by my pillow… I was having fun at that feast and you had to go and get drunk on that weird wine they had…" She twined her legs with his, trapping him partially. She also inadvertently set off his thirst.
"Speaking of which.. I need a pick-me-up…" He grinned and skillfully disengaged from her.
"Didn't you drink blood last night? Wasn't it blood wine or something? Why would you need a pick-me-up? You can't really get drunk on blood can you? Or was that really what they said it was…?
Naruto brought his face close to hers. "It was a special kind of blood taken from magical beast. Then it's processed much like human wine and aged. It's basically the only way for a vampire… even a hybrid, to get intoxicated… but it also intensifies our thirst for normal blood for a few days afterwards. Now… shush… This Uzumaki is thirsty."
He dipped his head and bit deep into her flesh. Raynare squirmed and gasped as he pinned her to the bed. A short moment later her instincts got the better of her. One hand trailed down his bare torso to stoke at his manhood in his boxers. Naruto bit harder as his claws extended, pricking her skin.
She squeezed causing Naruto to release her. He pulled back panting, crimson droplets falling from his white fangs. They dropped to her pale skin and dripped down the curve of her breasts. Naruto's eyes regarded her reproachfully. "Not nice… I'm thirsty not horny… be gentle down there okay."
"Do you want my blood Naruto-kun?"
"That's a stupid question…. Are you trying to tell me that you aren't going to let me drink?"
A very devilish smirk crossed her lips. "No… but if you want my blood… then I get what I want… You're not afraid are you?"
Naruto's eyebrow rose and he pushed in close again as Raynare's pulse beat loud in his ears. He whispered in her ear. "You seem to be getting a bit bold now that you're comfortable being my mate… Does my little blood raven want me to show her who is on top again?"
"Of course.. That's kinda what I wanted…" She pushed up to capture his lips. Her other arm came up, wrapping around his neck and dragging him down. Naruto purred deep in his chest while sticking his tongue into her mouth. Raynare moaned into him as he pinched her nipple, twisting it between his claws. The hard nub rolled easily driving Raynare's back into a high arch.
Naruto broke the kiss growling, "Now… about being on top…" He grabbed her arms with one hand, pinning them above her head. She whimpered and, finding his weak spot, managed to nip at his whisker marks. Naruto gasped as his eyes suddenly went out of focus and delightful heat flooded his chest. He felt his tool harden and twitch as he finally became aroused enough to want more than his mate's blood.
"Too slow…!"
Raynare pouted, only to cry out when Naruto lined himself up with her and thrust in. She abruptly went cross-eyed with ecstasy. Naruto bent down and clamped his jaws over one breast. Then he moved his hips back, only to push back in, drawing a whimper from her. Naruto would have moaned too, but he was too busy gorging himself on her blood. The soft skin was all too much like biting into a ripe plum… the sweet thick juices, so similar to her blood.
He let his hands wander then, releasing hers. They buried themselves in his hair, urging him to suck harder. Naruto obliged, sinking his fangs deeper into her breasts as he flicked the nub with his tongue. Raynare left off pulling his hair to drag him off her nipple. He pulled away, already understanding her needy movements.
One fang caught her nipple as he bit down again, teeth finding her other breast. The razor sharp fang slid easily into the rosy pink nipple and a strangled shriek of pleasure escaped his mate. She only barely recovered enough to inhale again when he sucked hard, biting deeper. Her scream rang pleasantly in his ears while he adjusted himself to pump into her moist entrance at a different angle. His move caused the scream to bite off near the end in favor or a hoarse moan.
Oh… he was enjoying this….
He released her breast, grinning like a fox. "Do you still want more Ra-chan?!"
She managed to prop herself up on her elbows as he paused in his thrusting. "I wouldn't want more if you would just keep fucking me!" She took hold of his head and brought it to her throat. Raynare figured he wouldn't bother holding back after that… and she was right.
Naruto growled and bit deep into her throat. She felt a small prick of pain as his claws dug into her skin as well. Then she was forced back onto the bed, her legs levered up as he bent her over herself. She almost orgasmed right there as Naruto drove his hips against hers in a blur. The rocking smacking was drowned out by his low guttural muttering as he tore away from her throat… and bit her neck lower, the blood flowing down her skin, soaking into her hair and the covers beneath them.
He bit her repeatedly, hard… each time, sinking them in deep and sucking hard before pulling out. It left her in a daze of pain and pleasure as he continued his inhuman thrusting. Eventually she lost the ability to link more than two thoughts in a row as Naruto bled her almost dry with his constant ravaging of her flesh.
She didn't last another twenty minutes…..
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Rossweisse knocked on the door to the guest room. The 'feast' was still going on (nearly twelve hours later), most of the gods having decided to simply skip any interlude. And they were all the more rowdy because of it. But the reason she was here was simple.
The woman standing behind her.
Rossweisse sighed to herself and glanced back at the Goddess Freyja, who was waiting to see the Namikaze boy… She didn't know why the door hadn't opened the first time she knocked. Under normal circumstances they were supposed to open automatically, recognizing the unique magical signature of anyone who'd entered beforehand. And seeing how she had been the one to show the blond boy and his Fallen companion here in the first place… the door should have admitted her.
So that left two or three things that were likely. The first was that the Namikaze boy put up some kind of barrier to keep others out… A reasonable enough thing to do, knowing that Loki was currently in residence. The second was that the mechanism was broken in some way…. Not likely at all. And the third... Well, the door's privacy filter (so to speak) could have been active.
The rooms of the estate, as she well knew, were semi-sentient, possessing a magical computer like AI. Which allowed them to conform to the wishes of those inside. In the case of the bedrooms they would automatically seal tight if those inside felt the need for privacy… This was in all the most likely option, and also the most embarrassing one for the current situation.
If he… or they wanted privacy… she could only hope it was just allowing them to change in peace… but something told her that wasn't the case.
"Just let me open it. I have to attend the feast since I'm already quite late… I should speak to him before he goes."
"Of course Freyja-sama…" She stepped to the side, allowing the Goddess to confront the door unhindered.
Then without so much as a word of warning it opened.
The Goddess… stopped, her cheeks coloring ever so slightly. Her eyes fell on the large bed off to one side and the two lying in it. She could plainly see a young woman with long dark hair pinned under a young blond man. Both were completely nude and the girl was well…
Freyja had never actually seen her young friend drink blood. But she'd always assumed he did. As a vampire he had to at some point. However she never imagined that he would be doing so in such a way. Naruto's mouth was latched over the girl's breast, covering the rosy nipple. His Adam's apple bobbed repeatedly as he swallowed, her life blood draining away. Crimson eyes were focused on his lover, claws raking restlessly over her thighs.
His muscles seemed to be bunching and coiling constantly, reacting to the terrible power he controlled. No doubt he was sorely tempted to take everything. A few seconds passed before Freyja composed herself and knocked on the doorframe loud enough to draw attention.
Naruto's mouth separated from the target of his… affections… and looked towards her. She saw recognition in the gaze… but not much else… besides hunger. Naruto's lips were smeared with red and his chin dripped sanguine drops on the girl under him.
"Freyja? I'm…" He shivered. "…almost done."
She smiled slightly, realizing this was the first time she'd actually seen a vampire feed since Minato and Kushina. And she had to admit they knew how to make a scene. But Naruto… might just out do them. The Fallen girl mumbled something, catching Naruto's notice. His head swiveled to her and he leaned down to listen. As he did the red faded from his eyes, leaving the deep azure behind. He evidently found whatever she'd said amusing because he chuckled.
Naruto glanced back to the Goddess. "I'll be right out Freyja… Could you give me a minute?"
She nodded and left the room, passing by Rossweisse who looked like she'd melt if her face turned any redder. The door closed silently behind them.
"Something wrong Rossweisse?"
"Ah…no.. Freyja-sama. Just surprised by um… Namikaze-sama's actions… I wasn't told he was a vampire. Only that he was from the clan."
"I see. Well, Naruto Namikaze is much more than a mere human or vampire. He is also half devil, from the original Lucifer line to be precise. He is immensely powerful, though he doesn't have the same ambition as the rest of his family, although he did inherit quite a bit from his mother in the way of personality. He has his father's looks."
Rossweisse frowned, her blush fading slowly. "So he's a prince? Why is he here then?"
"I aim to ask him that when he comes out."
Freyja moved down the hall, confident that Naruto could track her to the lounge room outside the feast hall easily enough.
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Issei Hyodo felt like crap. Yes that's right. C R A P, crap. The reason? He'd been stabbed… twice! In the same freaking week no less. And the fact that Rias Gremory, Aka Hottest girl in Kuoh, had been in his bed after the second time, didn't make him feel all that much better. Sure! She was hot as mother fucking hell, but being stabbed by some black winged Loli in a gothic dress was perhaps the biggest turnoff he'd even had in his life. And he'd has many, though none had been this effective.
And being stabbed by said loli twice in the same week? Totally uncool.
On the bright side Rias Gremory was offering him a chance to become the master of his own harem in the indeterminate future… But again… silver fucking lining or not, he'd felt a tear appear in his perversion. And all fondness for girls with less than a B-cup was gone. No longer would be he swayed by loli types, no matter how cute. No longer would he subject himself to the agonizing trauma of the Barely a B club!
Sitting across from him in his house (while his parents had been conveniently distracted) sipping freshly brewed tea Rias Gremory watched her pawn closely. Unbeknownst to her there was a battle going on in Issei's perverted brain as his self defense mechanisms tried to repair themselves. She didn't realize that the future integrity of her servant was on the line at the moment, nor the insurmountable fact that a certain white haired girl might just prove to be her downfall if Issei didn't survive this mental battle.
However… she was perfectly aware that, mental scarring or not, he was ogling her breasts. Now… as a Devil, even a High ranking one, she didn't particularly mind this. That being said, the sheer unnatural intensity of his gaze was making her more than a little uncomfortable. There were many perverted devils out there, but to have a former human gazing… seemingly spellbound, by her bust, was….creepy.
Rias turned her torso to the side ever so slightly and sure enough his eyes tracked to the side to match. "Ok…this is… disturbing. Apparently Koneko's opinion of him was underestimated. Does he even have the capability to function when myself or Akeno is nearby? Can he follow orders or will he just keep staring at my breasts like that? I knew he was bad, but this dysfunctional?"
Rias took another sip of her tea. She didn't know what to do at the moment. Did she break the silence to tell him that she was clueless about what they'd stumbled into? Did she broach the subject of his blatant interest in her abundant cleavage? Or did she try and ask him about his second confrontation with the Fallen Angel?
It was all too…awkward. And she never felt awkward, but this boy… her 'servant' was making her feel that way. Her eye twitched. A couple more minutes passed by and nothing changed other than the contents of her tea cup.
"Unnatural…"
She had to break this silence. It would drive her crazy if something didn't shift his focus away from her breasts. Damn it, was he trying to set her on fire or something?!
"Issei…"
"Yes president?"
"Are….are you going to continue with that or must I direct your attention elsewhere?"
His eyes blinked and he suddenly looked up to meet her eyes. He sounded confused, "Um… what do you mean by that? Was there something wrong about my attention?"
Rias closed her eyes. "I've never had the sharpest tools in my toolbox, but for Satan's sake… did they have to give me a knife that's edge is duller than the back of the blade? He's not even round. He's a square!?"
"Well Issei, I appreciate that you have a great interest in my breasts…" He nodded avidly, now firmly focused on her words… now that they more closely matched his interests. "However, as I have explained to you recently, now that you are a member of my peerage you have duties."
He looked at her blankly.
"Duties that require your upmost attention."
-Blink-
"Duties… that require you to think about other things… besides breasts."
Unspeakable horror.
Issei's expression changed so fast that she, just for a moment, believed that it would freeze in place, resulting in that terrified visage remaining in place for the rest of his life. Then Horror was replaced by dismay and self-righteous fury.
"Hell no! Breasts are everything! And if they aren't then its ass! And if ass isn't most of it then its legs and thighs and bellies and neatly shaved pussies! And if none of those then it can only be the body as a whole! These things all perverts hold self evident, along with life and liberty is and must always be the pursuit of erotic activities!"
Rias, wide eyed, leaned as far back as she could as Issei shouted at the top of his lungs, "The female form! That great and wondrous thing all men must dream about, whether it is in their nature or not! The breasts that give life to the next generation are also the peak of beauty and sexiness! THEY GIVE ME PURPOSE!" He was bellowing now, roaring like a preacher possessed by the spirit of some perverted god, his hands rose to the sky in reverence.
"And to you I must say BLASPHEMY! You who would order me not to view the TITS which are my sole reason for living!? YOU, who would put duty above my needs as man! I shun you! I damn you to the deepest puritan abyss to live in utter dullness surrounded by nothing but wrinkled old women with no sense in erotic fashion!"
"I WILL SHO….."
Issei was cut off mid shout by Rias as she pinched her thumb and index finger together, using a spell to silence his depraved sermon. After a second of watching him gesticulate wildly with his hands, waiving them about like a retarded monkey she used a second spell to freeze him in place.
Rias sighed gratefully, letting out a long breath. She allowed herself to fully appreciate the peaceful silence for three minutes before returning her attention the rebellious pawn.
"Issei…. A few things need to be explained and understood. First and foremost, I brought you back from the dead. You would be a corpse right now without me. Second, I brought you back as my pawn. You are my servant now, whether you like it or not. You have no choice in the matter unless you want to become a stray devil. And in that case I minds as well extract your sacred gear…. Which would kill you."
Issei's eyes went wide and his expression went from confused rage back to terror.
"Third, as a pawn in my service you are not living off my dime without giving me what I want. You need to get it through that skull of yours that I am your King, and you will do as I command. And if… for any reason, that requires you to discontinue ogling women, then you.Will. Do. it!"
Rias smiled sweetly mimicking Akeno's most dangerous expression, "Am I perfectly understood?" She waved her hand, allowing him to move and speak.
"Yes President! I understand just fine!" He prostrated himself in front of her.
She scowled, "Get up already. I don't have time for your groveling. I came here because you have a job to do and you need to get your butt in gear. Now come over here. I'll take us both to the ORC room."
He nodded and approached, his wariness of her already fighting a losing battle with his urge to grope those huge jugs! Rias's scowl deepened and activated a magic circle.
"Stay inside the ring Issei. We're going now."
In a flash of red light she appeared in the ORC club room… except that she was alone, save for Koneko who looked up with her usual bored expression.
"President?"
Rias shook her head in defeat. "I can't believe it… he doesn't even have enough magical energy to use a magic circle when someone else activates it…. I must have been having a seizure when I resurrected him with all eight of my pawns…."
Back in his house Issei was still standing in place… waiting for something to happen. He was destined for a long night.
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There you have it!
P.S. - to my friend Dannyboy2202…something or other…. Forgot to mention… I'M THE ONE WHO STOLE YOUR CALCULATOR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
P.P.S I - still can't decide what to get you for your birthday present. SO! Any advice for your writer friend my good readers? After all he is a huge DxD fan and I was originally going to get him a 'huggable lovable' but then there would be the problem of which addition to get? I know his favorite character is Akeno (is he a masochist?) but Kuroka does have her good points. Advice please! Hehe…..
Oh! And remember to review or… well, nevermind, you know I don't carry out on my threats so suffice to say!... I might not post for a while… "Now there's a threat!"
