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A/N: The first band Hogwarts has ever had…Yeah, this should be interesting…

The First Band Practice of Hogwarts

Sam walked down the corridor to the Gryffindor common room. She had many ideas for the band. She walked up to the girls dormitory, and plopped down onto her bed. She reached into her trunk and pulled out her laptop.

She started typing.

Harry walked into the Gryffindor common room and looked at the bulletin board in the center of the room. "Lost frog, please contact Neville Longbottom if found" was one he looked around and saw another, "Hogwarts is now starting a band, it will be required, it will be on the 6th floor in room 607, contact Sam of the Gryffindor house for more information." He read.

It doesn't seem like she's going to give up on this any time soon… he thought as he sighed. His stomach grumbled, he then headed out towards the Great Hall.

When he got to the Great Hall he found that Ron, Hermione, and Sam were saving him a seat.

He sat down with all the rest of the chattering Gryffindor table.

"Hey, Harry, guess what?" Sam said with her mouth full of food.

"What?" he replied.

"Dude! I talked to Dumbledore yesterday and we had a long discussion. Dumbledore has decided to give me a room to go and use for band practice he's also made it a required subject so now the whole school will be doing band! Isn't that awesome? He said when he was a kid he used to play trumpet, and he had wanted to have a band but he was the head of a school for "wizarding" and thought that no one would want to teach it! Especially not a wizard, and he said he didn't want muggles teaching at the school, so he appointed me as the teacher! It's so awesome!" Sam said between gulps.

Harry was speechless, he had thought that Dumbledore would have said no, actually he thought that Sam wouldn't even get more than 10 feet close to him. Dumbledore must really have taken a liking to Sam or something…

"So I posted all these notices all up over the school!" Sam said as she took a swig of coke.

"So what if people don't play an instrument?" Harry asked.

"C'mon! Anyone can play flute! So we'll have an army of flutes then, I can make 'em play soft! Well actually they already play soft and you couldn't hear them over a cricket so we should be ok…" Sam said.

"Hey! Flute isn't easy you know!" Hermione said.

"I didn't say that they could play it good, I just said they could play it." Sam said.

Hermione sighed, then said, "So where is the class?"

And that's how they ended up in front of the room where the future band would be.

Sam opened the door, revealing a very, very large room. There were chairs lined up in a half-circle with a stand for every chair and one stand and a small platform at the center of the half-circle.

The walls were a dark wood but despite the darkness of the walls the windows and many torches gave off lots of light.

"So where do they keep the instruments?" Ron asked.

Sam then lead them to the other end of the gigantic room, where there were two more doors.

"They both lead into where the instruments will be kept." Sam unlocked the doors and muttered a few words while waving her wand, lights appeared everywhere as Sam walked into the gigantic room.

"It's huge!" Ron yelled stupidly.

"Duh," Sam said, " it has to hold all the instruments for the WHOLE school."

The room was had white walls and many compartments with names on each one, apparently for each student.

"Hey! I can show you D, Callandor, and Sammael!" Sam said excitedly.

"What?" Hermione, Ron, and Harry said in unison.

"My horns stupid! D, my alto, Callandor, my old tenor that is no longer mine," Sam said with a hint of sadness, "and Sammael, my tenor, who is really stubborn and doesn't like me."

"How can you tell if your instrument LIKES you?" Ron practically yelled.

"Idiot! You, like, HAVE to name you instrument and give it a personality! It's like, mandatory! Your instrument will hate you if you don't! Like Sammael for example, I didn't know if I was going to keep him so I didn't name him for like 2 months and he got really mad at me and when I did name him I first named him Semirhage, from my book, and it turns out Semirhage is a girl and so I renamed him Sammael. And now he hates me." Sam said. "And I first named Callandor, Callandor, and D was Raven, then Demonfire, until he practically killed me because he was a guy, so I named him D, from Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust!" Sam finished.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron had so much confusion on their faces that Sam immediately cracked up.

"I can't believe you don't get it! You have to give a name and personality to your instrument in short! Gah! What is up with you British? Coke and now this?" Sam said.

"Uh…So I guess I'll name my flute, Leila…maybe…" Hermione said.

"That's good and what about you Ron and Harry?" Sam said as she spun around to look at them.

"I'll name my flute, Bob!" Ron said.

"Very…creative…" Sam said.

"I'll name my piccolo Windsong!" Harry yelled with delight.

"What the heck? Windsong? What kind of a name is that? Whatever, it's your instrument…" Sam said.

Sam lead them to another part of the room where they saw 5 instrument cases.

"Oh, yeah, this is Ed, and Double D." Sam said pointing to the other alto sax. case and the trumpet case.

"Whose are they?" Hermione asked.

"They're my friends from Texas! They're coming to Hogwarts as well! Did I not tell you that already?" Sam said, "Curse you short term memory loss!"

"THERE CAN'T BE MORE CAN THERE? NOOOOOOO!" Ron yelled.

"Idiot!" Sam said.

Harry felt like he was about to faint, they couldn't possibly be like Sam could they?

"They're going to come and help direct the band as well as come to school here!" Sam said naturally.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!" Ron yelled.

"That's what Jimmy kept screaming."

cut to scene with a person in black armor beating a guy to death with his own skull

"What?" Harry, Ron, and Hermione said together.

"Oh my gosh! I can't believe you haven't seen Red vs. Blue either!" Sam yelled.

then Fred and George appear out of nowhere…

"Red vs. Blue rocks!" Fred said while doing the rock on sign.

"So that's it, you're afraid of a little black stuff?" George said.

"Yeah, I'm afraid of black stuff." Sam said as she George, and Fred immediately cracked up.

"Ah, good times, good times." Fred said as he and George walked off.

Meanwhile Harry, Ron, and Hermione were staring and gaping in confusion.

"If Fred and George have heard of it why haven't I?" Ron yelled.

"Because you're dumb and need a life?" Sam replied.

"…you bloody shut up." Ron said.

"You're a bloody flaming watery woolheaded tart, so why don't you shut up! You play flute so you have no authority whatsoever!" Sam said.

"Meh…" Ron said.

"Aha! I win!" Sam said.

Meanwhile Harry and Hermione are STILL confused…

"Gah! What is up with you British! Ya'll are still confused!" Sam said.

"You all." Harry said.

"Aaaaaaah! He didn't say ya'll! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Sam screamed as Harry, Ron, and Hermione covered their ears.

"Whatever I'm tired so I'm going back to the Gryffindor common room." Ron said as he yawned and walked off.

"Idiot." Sam muttered.

Harry quickly followed Ron out of the Band Hall. Leaving Hermione and Sam.

"So Sam you want to go back to the common room?" Hermione asked.

"Uh, sure, I feel like a good book right now…" Sam said.

"You like to read?" Hermione asked.

"Yup, love it. I like music too, you ever heard of Pink Floyd, Simple Plan or Evanescence?" Sam asked.

"I've heard of Pink Floyd but not Simple Plan or Evane—" Hermione started but was cut off by Sam who muttered, "I see we have lots of work to do if you don't know who Simple Plan or Evanescence are…" Sam grabbed Hermione by the wrist and started dragging her to the Gryffindor common room.

"Crap." Hermione muttered.

End of Chapter 4

A/N: Well that was kind of random…but whatever maybe I'll write more later…you guys must understand that sometimes I don't really keep in character but I occasionally try…