Disclaimer: I wish I owned PJO and HOO, but I don't. If it wasn't for Rick Riordan, I'd never known Percy or Annabeth or even Leo!
Leo Valdez posted:
Annabeth, when Percy came to camp, you said he was 'the one'. So… was he? ;)
(29 likes)
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: Well… um… I didn't mean it like THAT…
Percy Jackson: Uh…
Leo Valdez: Just answer, Annabeth! Percy desperately wants to know!
Annabeth Chase: Um… FINE! Yes. He's the one. (34 likes)
Piper McLean: PERCABETH
Silena Beauregard: PERCABETH
Percy Jackson: So, Wise Girl, looks like I'm 'the one'.
Annabeth Chase: Yes you are, so stop bothering me before I change my mind. LEO DELETE THIS POST! NOW!
Leo Valdez: Never! We must announce this to the world! Annabeth has found 'the one' for her!
Annabeth Chase: Or else I'll tell everyone the 'Fire Incident on the Stern Quarterdeck'.
Leo Valdez: NO, DON'T YOU DARE! Fine, I'll keep quiet!
Percy Jackson: The what?
Leo Valdez: NOTHING!
Nico Di Angelo created an account
Comments:
Bianca Di Angelo: So how is Facebook for you, Nico?
Nico Di Angelo: Bianca! You… you're alive!
Bianca Di Angelo: That I couldn't explain.
Leo Valdez: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, NICO!
Nico Di Angelo: Leo. I should've known.
Piper McLean: Hello Nico! Welcome to Facebook! I hope you could cope with Leo over here. He's been a pain in the podex. (23 likes)
Leo Valdez: HEY! I'll have you know that I'm the awesome one here!
Percy Jackson: EXCUSE ME?!
Jason Grace: EXCUSE ME?!
Leo Valdez: I know, I know. You're all just jealous of the amount of awesomeness I have.
Percy Jackson: I'm more sassy than you!
Jason Grace: You have to live up to your name, people.
Leo Valdez: As if you have!
Jason Grace: Are you any better?
Percy Jackson: You make it sound as if this is a competition.
Leo Valdez: A competition? I'm on!
Piper McLean: BOYS, BOYS! This is Nico's status! Go test your awesomeness in another post!
Leo Valdez: My awesomeness level will be higher, you'll see!
Percy Jackson: You won't be any better than me!
Jason Grace: I doubt that very much.
Annabeth Chase: Oh my gods, WILL YOU JUST STOP ARGUING?! Especially on Nico's status!
Percy Jackson: Um, yes ma'am…
Jason Grace: Ooohhh… whipped!
Piper McLean: YOU AS WELL, JASON!
Jason Grace: Sorry…
Leo Valdez: Take that! McShizzle Man strikes again!
Annabeth Chase: Piper, I'll private message you about that Fire Incident Leo once sent on the controls of the Argo II…
Leo Valdez: NO! Sorry… BYE!
Piper McLean: That settles it.
Nico Di Angelo: Oookay…
Persassy Jackson posted:
I'm so sassy, my name said so!
Comments:
Leo Valdez: No one beats the man with the hot stuff!
Jason Grace: Well, I'm Grace-ful!
Persassy Jackson: I have the best level of sass. I'm Persassius Jackson!
Annabeth Chase: Seriously Seaweed Brain?
Piper McLean: That's it, everyone! Stop fighting! To resolve this, none of you are awesome!
Leo Valdez: Aw, but that doesn't solve anything!
Annabeth Chase: Exactly! And Percy, change your name back.
Persassy Jackson: But it's perfect the way it is!
Annabeth Chase: Not if it seems to be offending other people's level of awesomeness and sass. (42 likes)
Jason Grace: Dude, she's right.
Persassy Jackson: Fine! But I'm still sassy.
Annabeth Chase: And you're still a Seaweed Brain. (23 likes)
Persassy Jackson: But I'm your Seaweed Brain ;)
Annabeth Chase: Unfortunately, you still are. But if you don't change your name…
Persassy Jackson: Alright, alright, I'll change my name back.
Nico Di Angelo posted:
Did Hades allow WiFi access to the underworld?
Comments:
Bianca Di Angelo: All of the Olympian gods and goddesses approved of the Internet and Facebook, so yes, there is WiFi. Why?
Nico Di Angelo: …what is the password…?
Bianca Di Angelo: It's deadspirits237845683.
Nico Di Angelo: What's with all of the numbers?
Bianca Di Angelo: I think it's to make it confusing.
Leo Valdez: Or to make it long!
Annabeth Chase: Leo, don't try to trash Nico's status again.
Leo Valdez: I'm not!
Nico Di Angelo: If you're here to bring back your argument on my profile, you better do it on someone else's, Valdez.
Leo Valdez: Alright, I'm out!
Travis Stoll posted on Connor Stoll's timeline:
Connor, remember our plan?
Comments:
Connor Stoll: Sshhhh!
Travis Stoll: Sheesh, just reminding.
Connor Stoll: Why not on Iris - I mean private message?
Travis Stoll: Nevermind that.
Annabeth Chase: What are you two planning? Again?
Piper McLean: Probably another party?
Connor Stoll: Look what you've done!
Travis Stoll: Of course not! We're not doing anything!
Connor Stoll: Private message?
Travis Stoll: Private message.
I'm sorry if the chapter isn't funny for you, I just ran out of ideas. But the next one will be more… exciting. I'm also going to add Rachel Dare! Huzzah! 😄
What are the Stolls possibly planning? Find out in the next chapter!
