Disclaimer: I wish I owned PJO and HOO, but I don't. If it wasn't for Rick Riordan, I'd never known Percy or Annabeth or even Leo!


Leo Valdez posted:

Annabeth, when Percy came to camp, you said he was 'the one'. So… was he? ;)

(29 likes)

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Well… um… I didn't mean it like THAT…

Percy Jackson: Uh…

Leo Valdez: Just answer, Annabeth! Percy desperately wants to know!

Annabeth Chase: Um… FINE! Yes. He's the one. (34 likes)

Piper McLean: PERCABETH

Silena Beauregard: PERCABETH

Percy Jackson: So, Wise Girl, looks like I'm 'the one'.

Annabeth Chase: Yes you are, so stop bothering me before I change my mind. LEO DELETE THIS POST! NOW!

Leo Valdez: Never! We must announce this to the world! Annabeth has found 'the one' for her!

Annabeth Chase: Or else I'll tell everyone the 'Fire Incident on the Stern Quarterdeck'.

Leo Valdez: NO, DON'T YOU DARE! Fine, I'll keep quiet!

Percy Jackson: The what?

Leo Valdez: NOTHING!


Nico Di Angelo created an account

Comments:

Bianca Di Angelo: So how is Facebook for you, Nico?

Nico Di Angelo: Bianca! You… you're alive!

Bianca Di Angelo: That I couldn't explain.

Leo Valdez: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, NICO!

Nico Di Angelo: Leo. I should've known.

Piper McLean: Hello Nico! Welcome to Facebook! I hope you could cope with Leo over here. He's been a pain in the podex. (23 likes)

Leo Valdez: HEY! I'll have you know that I'm the awesome one here!

Percy Jackson: EXCUSE ME?!

Jason Grace: EXCUSE ME?!

Leo Valdez: I know, I know. You're all just jealous of the amount of awesomeness I have.

Percy Jackson: I'm more sassy than you!

Jason Grace: You have to live up to your name, people.

Leo Valdez: As if you have!

Jason Grace: Are you any better?

Percy Jackson: You make it sound as if this is a competition.

Leo Valdez: A competition? I'm on!

Piper McLean: BOYS, BOYS! This is Nico's status! Go test your awesomeness in another post!

Leo Valdez: My awesomeness level will be higher, you'll see!

Percy Jackson: You won't be any better than me!

Jason Grace: I doubt that very much.

Annabeth Chase: Oh my gods, WILL YOU JUST STOP ARGUING?! Especially on Nico's status!

Percy Jackson: Um, yes ma'am…

Jason Grace: Ooohhh… whipped!

Piper McLean: YOU AS WELL, JASON!

Jason Grace: Sorry…

Leo Valdez: Take that! McShizzle Man strikes again!

Annabeth Chase: Piper, I'll private message you about that Fire Incident Leo once sent on the controls of the Argo II…

Leo Valdez: NO! Sorry… BYE!

Piper McLean: That settles it.

Nico Di Angelo: Oookay…


Persassy Jackson posted:

I'm so sassy, my name said so!

Comments:

Leo Valdez: No one beats the man with the hot stuff!

Jason Grace: Well, I'm Grace-ful!

Persassy Jackson: I have the best level of sass. I'm Persassius Jackson!

Annabeth Chase: Seriously Seaweed Brain?

Piper McLean: That's it, everyone! Stop fighting! To resolve this, none of you are awesome!

Leo Valdez: Aw, but that doesn't solve anything!

Annabeth Chase: Exactly! And Percy, change your name back.

Persassy Jackson: But it's perfect the way it is!

Annabeth Chase: Not if it seems to be offending other people's level of awesomeness and sass. (42 likes)

Jason Grace: Dude, she's right.

Persassy Jackson: Fine! But I'm still sassy.

Annabeth Chase: And you're still a Seaweed Brain. (23 likes)

Persassy Jackson: But I'm your Seaweed Brain ;)

Annabeth Chase: Unfortunately, you still are. But if you don't change your name…

Persassy Jackson: Alright, alright, I'll change my name back.


Nico Di Angelo posted:

Did Hades allow WiFi access to the underworld?

Comments:

Bianca Di Angelo: All of the Olympian gods and goddesses approved of the Internet and Facebook, so yes, there is WiFi. Why?

Nico Di Angelo: …what is the password…?

Bianca Di Angelo: It's deadspirits237845683.

Nico Di Angelo: What's with all of the numbers?

Bianca Di Angelo: I think it's to make it confusing.

Leo Valdez: Or to make it long!

Annabeth Chase: Leo, don't try to trash Nico's status again.

Leo Valdez: I'm not!

Nico Di Angelo: If you're here to bring back your argument on my profile, you better do it on someone else's, Valdez.

Leo Valdez: Alright, I'm out!


Travis Stoll posted on Connor Stoll's timeline:

Connor, remember our plan?

Comments:

Connor Stoll: Sshhhh!

Travis Stoll: Sheesh, just reminding.

Connor Stoll: Why not on Iris - I mean private message?

Travis Stoll: Nevermind that.

Annabeth Chase: What are you two planning? Again?

Piper McLean: Probably another party?

Connor Stoll: Look what you've done!

Travis Stoll: Of course not! We're not doing anything!

Connor Stoll: Private message?

Travis Stoll: Private message.


I'm sorry if the chapter isn't funny for you, I just ran out of ideas. But the next one will be more… exciting. I'm also going to add Rachel Dare! Huzzah! 😄

What are the Stolls possibly planning? Find out in the next chapter!