The Finale (waa!!TT)

Sushi-Chan; Crappadoodles! Hey everyone it's me your favorite sushi warrior! Listen everyone I'm so sorry about the wait and stuff and I'm too lazy to make up an excuse so sorry!

Kankuro; sorry everyone that im so silly

Temari; you mean that your sorry for being a total dumb ass?

Kankuro; OMG im not dead!! what a minute...Temari! thats mean! why do you hurt me in this way sissy?

Sushi-Chan; So...Shikamaru whats the long face?

Shikamaru; di..didnt anyone else read the title?

everybody (except Shika); no of course not nobody reads the title.

Shikamaru; then read it!

long pause...

Temari; aw :'(...

Sushi-Chan; Well... let the chapter beg-

Temari; dont you dare!(leaps at Sushi-Chan)

Sushi-Chan; -in?

(banging and snapping noises in backround)

The Finale

"So...Temari uh do you want to uh...startdatingwhenwegetoutofhere?

"huh?"Temari glanced over at Shikamaru.

"Well what im saying is...would you be my girlfr-" before Shikamaru could even finish when Temari leapt over at him and pressed her lips against his.

Shikamaru leaned over and gently placed his hands on her hips. They soon broke away from the kiss to catch some air, as Shikamaru grabbed Temari and pulled her back in for another kiss. Temari fell against the wall as her hands slowly felt they're way up Shikamaru's shirt.

"Shika!" Temari shrieked as he pressed himself against her and his tongue entered her mouth.

Temari tried pushing Shikamaru off but he clung on. Finally getting tired of him Temari randomely stepped on his foot.(lol)

"Geez what was that for?" Shikamaru grumbled hoping on the other foot. "You were going too fast!" Temari blushed.

"Uh well how about we try again?" Shikamaru smirked, Temari giggled, (annddd Im not gonna go into details...so...ya...)

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Chouji and Ino stood they're twitching. "Hey Ino-Chan can we do that some time?" Chouji asked.

Ino blushed dark red , "hehe sure but not right now! we have to stop this before it gets too far!"

Chouji looked at Ino "I wonder who is watching it right now?" "CHOUJI!!"

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Now its time for my favorite part...lol...

you've got mail,

you've got mail,

you've got mail,

you've got mail,

you've got mail,

you've got mail,

Naruto; (twitches) um Dattebyo?

Gai; Now thats what I call the 'power of youth'!(ew...)

Hidan; HOLY Ship WTF IS WITH THESE Fishing Ship HEADS AND THERE FishING P... AND Crab I MEAN WTF?!

Gaara;...that guy is so flipping dead...

Orochimaru; if only it were me and Sasuke TT (ahh michael jackson wannabe!!)

Kankuro; now thats what im talking about! I think I know them...OMFG is that Temari? Oh never mind its not! (retard)

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(listen I already feel dirty enough for writing what i wrote so im gonna take it easy now ok?)

'Huh what's that?" Temari wondered to herself as she gazed apon a small thing in the top corner of the room.

"Get off Shika!" Temari said as she pushed her confused shinobi off her. She walked over and opened her eyes shokingly.

"Hey Shika-kun slap me if Im wrong but is'nt that a video camera?"

"What?!" Shikamaru muttered as he stumbled over, "oh my f...ing god it is".

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"Chouji?" "ya Ino-Chan?" Ino looked over at Chouji, "I think we should open the doors to the 'love shack'.

Chouji looked over at her, "sure!"

Ino stared at him "then lets go hurry!" she squeaked.

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creek...

"Huh?" Shikamaru and Temari's heads turned around and saw an opened door!

"Oh my gosh" Shikamaru muttered. Temari was more exited as she grabbed his hand as they ran out.

"Finally!" Temari laughed as she hugged Shikamaru's arm. "Shikamaru we're finally out!"

"Temari i know!" Shikamaru smiled .

"So...do you want to come over to my place?" "I'd love to" "Sweet!" "A...Shika do you still live with you're parents" "..." "..."

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Sushi-Chan; So how did you all like it?

everyone holds a thumbs up

Sushi-Chan;yay!!

Gaara;I came like you made me can I kill Shikamaru now?

Sushi-Chan; NO!! try again later!

Gaara; fine...but your next on my list >:(

Sushi-Chan; eh what?

Temari;Oh he's just joking!

everybody else does the anime sweat drop thing

Kankuro; I feel so lonely ToT

Sushi-Chan (pats Kankuro); aw its okay Kanky dont cry.

Kankuro; but everybody has someone except me!

Sushi-Chan; thats not true.

Kankuro; Yes it is! Chouji has Ino,

(Chouji and Ino smile)

Kankuro; Temari has Shikamaru,

Temari; hell ya I do! (hugs Shikamaru possesivley)

Kankuro; Gaara has Sakura,

Gaara; What the hell? no I dont >:(

Kankuro; You have Kiba,

(Sushi-Chan blushes)

Kankuro; Naruto has Sasuke,

Sushi-Chan; Yay SasuNaru 4 eva! (yaoi fangirl squeal)

Kankuro; I mean even Kakashi has Iruka!

(some where far away...)

Iruka; Whats wrong honey?

Kakashi; I dont know but for some reason I feel like smacking Kankuro...

Iruka; dont we all!

(Back to where every one else is...)

Sushi-Chan; Aw Kankuro its not that bad I know people who like you

Kankuro; ya right...

Sushi-Chan (evil smile); Oh ya? (blows a whistle) Bring it in boys!

(Giant truck comes)

Sushi-Chan; Kankuro meet your fangirls!!

(Truck dumps out waves of fangirls who carry Kankuro away)

Kankuro; I LOVE FANGIRLS!!

Sushi-Chan; Well there ya have it hope you liked it! (note: REPLY!!please? gives chibi eyes)