Hetalia: Axis Powers
Ask the Bad Friends Trio
Chapter Four
Spain: Hello, mis amigos!
France: Oui, greetings.
Prussia: Guten morgen, everyone.
Spain: We are back here on Ask the Bad Friends Trio. Let's start off with our first review!
France! You need more love baby!
Imma give you more.
PAUSE. No France, not that kind of love.
Anyway I'm learning French; it's as hot as you.
Onwards with the question:
1. Spain! Mi amore! I hope you remember little Philippines.
You know, the country you use to molest-err, take care of?
For three hundred and thirty-three years darling. How did you felt when I was taken away by America? And enslaved by Japan? Did you not care? Love you by the way!
2. Prussia! Right, I have an assignment I want you to answer it, Uhh... cause you're your awesome! Why did you disappear? Can't you wait until everybody got tired of basking in your glory? No seriously love, why did you disappear?
3. France! I got the hots for you! *wink* I always wanted to ask you this, have you ever attempted to shave off Iggy's brows when he's asleep? If not, try doing it. -Prays that England does not hear this question-
4. For all three, Name one time someone got Jealous because someone thought the other just likes the other one more than that specific other likes you. Did your brain get mushed? Sorry Darlings!
Love you guys! Hope you answer, oh and Prussia, I always call my boyfriend, Gilbert, he asks why, I just say, be grateful I call you after awesome.
Spain, My country still, irrevocably loves you no matter what. Our culture still centered around you. I really hope you never forgot about us, *Mahal na mahal Kita!*
France: Ah, she is to give me love!
Prussia: Dude, she said not that kind of love.
France: Oh. Well, it's still love, and l'amour has no boundaries. Also, French is its wonderful language, the best and hottest there is.
Spain: Right. Anyway, first question. Ah, Philippines! The cute country that used to be under my control for a long amount of time.
France: Yeah, you molested her. ^_^
Spain: Molested her? Why would I do such a thing? I only took good care of her!
Prussia: Of course you did. ^_^
Spain: She was under my care for three hundred and thirty-three years. I really miss you, Philippines! I should treat you someplace nice sometime. Anyway, I felt terrible when you were taken away by America, but it had to be done.
France: Poor girl… ^_^
Spain: When you were enslaved by Japan, I was really worried about you, although I couldn't do a thing. World War II wasn't something I played a major role in. Honestly, Philippines, I care about you a lot and to think that you've gone through many things in the past!
Prussia: What a pity… ^_^
Spain: Hopefully, we'll see each other soon. I'll make it up to you for not always treating you the best, but I really do care for you, I really do! ^_^
Prussia and France: Shattered soul… ^_^
Spain: What are you two talking about?
Prussia and France: Nothing! ^_^
Spain: I care a lot about Philippines, I really do!
France: Well, let's just go to the next question, addressed to you, Gilbert.
Prussia: Right. I know I'm very awesome, but I had to disappear because of my dissolution. The German unity was really talking a toll on me, and, I'm very sad to say, I had to disappear for a while. I'm back, though, and ready for more people to start basking in my glory! ^_^
Spain: As always.
France: Same old Gilbert.
Spain: Next question, for you, Francis.
France: Oh, she says she has the hots for me! I'm quite sure I have the hots for everyone… (winks back)
(Crowd screams to be winked at)
France: Sorry, I don't have time to wink all day… Anyway, yes, I have attempted to shave off Iggy's eyebrows while he was asleep.
Prussia: Ooh, what happened?
France: He woke up.
England: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE AGAI- (is pushed away by France)
France: Wouldn't want him here right now… Well, he got terribly mad but it was too late. His eyebrows were halfway shaved through. The next week, they grew two times thicker their original state. It was really funny.
Spain: And then what happened?
France: I almost got killed. (shudders) But it was fun!
Prussia: Yeah, it must have been. We could do it again!
France: … Maybe… But we better hide as soon as he wakes up!
Prussia: Alright, that's #94 in our list of operations for this year.
Spain: Next question! For all three of us, name one time someone got jealous because that someone thought the other one liked the other one more than the specific other one liked you.
Prussia: That's confusing.
France: In short, the time one of us got jealous because another liked the other.
Spain: That never happened. ^_^
Prussia: Hell yeah it did! To all of us!
Spain: Really?
France: Of course. One time, I thought you and Gilbert were closer to each other than you both were to me. I really do need love, you know.
Prussia: Yeah, and one time, I felt left out because you two would always take a side against me!
France: That wasn't true, though.
Prussia: It was!
Spain: And me?
France: You thought we were ignoring you.
Spain: I did? Well, I guess so… You always talk about these weird things that I don't understand, and accuse me of things I don't even do. ^_^
Prussia: Oh whatever. We're all still friends, anyway!
France: Ah, look! She calls her boyfriend Gilbert.
Prussia: Lol, he really should be grateful for being called awesome!
France: Of course.
Spain: Oh, I will never forget about little Philippines! Te amo tambien!
Prussia: Alright then, next review. ^_^
Prussia! Spain! I'm your biggest fans!
Now, the questions.
Spain, why are you 'historically stuck on Italy' when WW? Even when you bankrupt, you still won't give Romano away?
Prussia, these days, you're one with Germany, right? Is it mean that you in Germany's body?
France, well, I don't have any question for you. Sorry.
I hope you all can answer my question!
Hugs, Rika.
P.S. Sorry for my bad grammar.
Prussia: Yeah, another fan of mine!
Spain: And mine too. ^_^
France: That's great. First question.
Spain: Historically stuck on Italy? Well, both of the Italies are good little countries, and I can't stand to just leave them. Romano, especially, is very close to me, and bankruptcy won't change any of it. Besides, the Italies and I are geographically near to each other as well.
France: And your question, Gilbert.
Prussia: Uh, I may not be a nation anymore, and may be somewhat part of West, but I'm still alive. I'm not exactly inside him, but I'm not my own country. It's complicated, but really, I'm alive and whole because I am. And because I'm awesome. ^_^
France: Of course…
Prussia: It's true!
France: Yes, yes, we all know that.
Prussia: You're just jealous that you don't have a question!
France: I don't need a question to be dazzling and gorgeous!
Prussia: Hey-
Spain: Thank you for the review, Rika. Now, time for the next review. ^_^
YAY. YOU ACTUALLY ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS.
And Gilbert, expect to get a very large box at your house soon. Mattie's inside it, so be careful opening it. But don't worry! I made sure to add a lot of padding and about a week's worth of pancakes, plus Kumajirou, so he should be pretty happy.
Being the state of Georgia kinda sucks, actually. You're important enough to get shitload of paperwork, but you're too small to be allowed into the world conference. Plus, Daddy Alfred doesn't want you guys influencing me. I say it's too late, but whatever.
QUESTION TIME:
GILBERT IS AMAZINGLY HOT AND SUPER AWESOME. Don't deny it, Francis. Out of the three of you, Gilbo's the most attractive. ...Antonio's a close second, again. (that wasn't even a question... again...)
Francis, are you Seychelles' daddy? :D
Gilbert, IS WEST ACTUALLY HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE? If so, HOW THE HELL DID HE GET SO FLIPPING MACHO. D:
Toni, you can ramble on about Romano forever if you want, I'll never get bored. He's just so cute~ BUT HAVE YOU TWO KISSED YET?
If so, I want a picture.
GILBERT. Has Hungary ever hit you in the head so hard that she knocked you unconscious for a week? (*pulls out shotgun* I can prevent that from happening, you know. *evil smirk*)
And again, for Gilbert: Did you know that there is a facebook group called 'Bring back Prussia'? AND I'M A MEMBER? ...And the creator of the group happens to be Germany? xD
France: Oh hey, Elisabeth. Glad to see you reviewed again.
Prussia: HELL YEAH! SHE GOT MATTIE FOR ME!
France: Just don't abuse him…
Prussia: ABUSE? WHY THE HELL WOULD I-
Spain: Being a nation is terrible, and knowing that being a state in itself is bad enough could be a less than comforting idea. And why wouldn't America want us influencing you? We're good influences! ^_^
Prussia and France: Of course we are! ^_^
America: You guys are bad for children…
France: Amerique! What-
America: I'm leaving. Georgia better stop reviewing…
Prussia: Oi, don't listen to him, people. Keep reviewing; he's jealous that he's not part of the Bad Touch Trio!
America: I don't need to be with you guys to be a hero! (strips off his coat to reveal a hero costume and flies off)
(Everyone stares as he bursts through the ceiling, making a US-shaped hole)
Spain: What was that?
France: That was Alfred F. Jones…
Prussia: Uh-huh, that was weird… Let's proceed! I'm the hottest and most awesome guy in here!
Spain: I'm a close second. ^_^
France: Whatever. I'm still hot.
Prussia: Well, I'm-
Spain: So Francis, you're Seychelles' dad, right?
France: Of course I am. She's a cute little country, and we love spending time with each other.
Seychelles: Oh, hi papa!
France: Ah, you're here! (hugs Seychelles)
Seychelles: (pulls away) Yeah, I know. How do I get home? ^_^
France: Um. Author of this fic, please bring Seychelles back home! ^_^
(Seychelles walks out the door and boards a plane back home)
Spain: Next question!
Prussia: As I've said before, West is most probably Holy Roman Empire and I'm really starting to be sure of it. He just can't remember his history as the Holy Roman Empire and only knows his history as Germany. He just grew a lot from his experiences, wars, and stuff, so that's how he turned macho, I guess. I'm glad he's awesome like me, but not as awesome, though.
France: That's really intriguing. Anyway, Antonio, the next question's for you.
Spain: Ahh… Romano is really fun to talk about because he's so cute and sweet. Si, we've kissed before, and he's really good at kissing. I'll send you a picture! (sends picture)
Romano: OI, YOU-
Spain: Lovi!
Romano: SHUT UP! DON'T JUST TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT HERE! AND DON'T GIVE AWAY PICTURES OF US KISSING, IT'S NOT-
Spain: But there's nothing wrong about it, Lovi, calm down…
Romano: Grr… (sits down on Spain's lap and keeps quiet)
Spain: Next question! ^_^
Prussia: Nein, Hungary hasn't hit me so hard that I was knocked out for a week. She's knocked me out for a few days, but never a week. I'm too awesome for that. And thanks for the offer; I'll call you when needed. Hungary's nice if she wants to, but… you know… ^_^
France: Oh, she's also talking about the Facebook group called 'Bring back Prussia'. Antonio and I joined that too.
Prussia: Wow, I didn't know about it. And West made it? You all joined?
Spain: Of course we did!
Prussia: Aww… I'm touched… I'm so awesome…
Germany: Bruder, I'm going to stay over at Feliciano's house tonight, so don't expect me to be at home when you come back later! Bye.
Prussia: Right- wait, West!
Germany: What?
Prussia: YOU'RE AWESOME.
Germany: Um… I know…
Prussia: YEAH. YOU CAN LEAVE NOW. ^_^
Germany: Right.
Prussia: Wait!
Germany: What is it, bruder?
Prussia: YOU REALLY ARE AWESOME… UM… WEST… ^_^
Germany: Yeah, you're awesome too. See you tomorrow. (walks off)
Prussia: That guy is just so awesome. But not as awesome as me, of course. ^_^
France: Ah, that was nice. Anyway, thanks for the review!
Spain: Next. ^_^
HALO! It's great to see another ask 'Hetalia' family! You're welcome to join, Pasta! Great one! Here my question for the Trio:
1)Spain - SPAIN! You're so cute! What do you feel if Romano together with Liechtenstein? They're cute! What can you say about Belgium? And did you know that Green Carnation (Your national flower is red) is symbol of homosexuality? LoL! XD Sorry...
2)France - I like your father figure than England (Erm... minus the pervert part!). How do you feel about that? What do you think about Indochina (Vietnam, Myanmar and Laos)? They said they hate you!
3)Prussia - Hmm... Someone ask me this. Don't mad. *breathe in* CAN YOU STOP SAYING AWESOME ALREADY? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE SO AWESOME? I think that it... *smile innocently*
4)Bad friend trio - Which Asian nation you like? Why? (Either official or non-official... You can choose)
That all! Uh oh! Got to go! The ASEAN meeting is about to start and they said that I have to finish the fic 'Ask the Asian'. Stop by if you have time. Sorry because I couldn't invite bad friend trio to become our guest because only one European or Western nation I can choose! Sorry! *bow* Oh, Malaysia's warning. (Malaysia: Don't you dare to touch or near my brother and sister, or I'll crush you're three head!) *sweat* Please forgive him... If it involves his siblings, it always like this... Bye! And SPAIN! I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE CUTE!
France: Oh hello. PastaWar19 is very glad to have made this fic, since for her, it turned out to be more fun than imagined.
Prussia: How do you know what Pasta thinks?
France: She told me.
Prussia: Why didn't she tell me?
France: Because I'm her favorite.
Prussia: That isn't true! She told me I was her favorite!
France: Well, she told you wrong because I'M-
Spain: She loves all of us equally; now let's get on with the review. ^_^
Prussia: Right. The first question's about Romano getting together with Liechtenstein.
Spain: They're good friends, and I've seen them get along sometimes. I don't think they'll get together although they're a cute couple. ^_^
France: She's asking about Belgium, now.
Spain: Belgium? She's a really nice girl. Whenever we meet, we trade chocolate and tomatoes. It's fun.
France: That must be nice. And the Green Carnation…
Prussia: … is the symbol of homosexuality…
(Prussia and France look at Spain pointedly)
Spain: What? I didn't know that it symbolized that. How interesting… ^_^
Prussia: Right. Next question's for you, Francis.
France: Oh, of course. Arthur and I are good father figures, but I'm obviously better. Love is radiating out of me more… ^_^
Spain: Um, yeah. And what do you think of Indochina?
France: Vietnam, Myanmar, and Laos? I don't understand what they have to hate about me. I'm really kindhearted, intelligent, strong, and hot. They're just jealous, most probably.
Prussia: Uh-huh. That's what you always say…
France: No, really! I know that deep down, they'll always love me. ^_^
Prussia: Whatever…
France: Right. Oh, Gilbert, she's telling you to stop saying you're awesome already!
Prussia: WHAT? WHY?
France: Oh, just because. ^_^
Prussia: Just because WHAT?
France: Oh nothing. ^_^
Prussia: Why are you so happy about it?
France: Because a reviewer finally questioned your so-called awesomeness. ^_^
Prussia: SHUT UP. I'M AWESOME BECAUSE I JUST AM.
Spain: Okay… Now, she's asking what Asian nation we like.
France: I love all of them! Asian nations are all nice and (coughs) sexy (coughs) so I'd have to say I can't possibly choose just one. ^_^
Prussia: Uh-huh. China, Japan, Korea, and Hong Kong are all very cool, and it's fun hanging out with them.
Spain: I'm rather close to the Southeast Asian nations, like Philippines and the like. They're really nice over there.
France: Wonderful. Oh- have fun over there at Asia! It must be great having a fic like 'Ask the Asian'.
Prussia: Not as awesome as 'Ask the Bad Friends Trio', though!
Spain: And don't worry, Malaysia, we won't touch you or any of your brothers and sisters. We're quite controlled and gentlemanly here. Thanks for the cute compliment, too! ^_^
France: But if we don't touch them, what will happen to our reputation as the Bad Touch Trio?
Prussia: Yeah, I have a plan for those sexy Asian nations… (whispers plan to the other two)
France: Brilliant idea, Gilbert!
Spain: I don't think we should…
Prussia: Aw, come on, Antonio, we'll just fix it up and do it for Bad Friends Trio week! Meanwhile, the next review shall be read! (cackles evilly)
Hello boys,
My name is Annette Jones,
QUESTION TIME!
1.) What is one of the worst things you guys have done?
2.) Have you guys ever gotten arrested?
3.) Do you know who the Beatles are? If so please name the country they are from ^_^
4.) Can you all speak each other's languages?
5.) Who's language is cooler?
6.) Can I get a hug from you guys?
7.) Could you tell I'm a state?
8.) France and Spain, do you remember me? Because I believe originally my territory belonged to France, then Spain and now here I am part of America!
Love ya!
France: Hello, Annette.
Spain: Welcome to Ask the Bad Friends Trio!
Prussia: Yeah, yeah. First question. Hmm… the worst thing we've done?
France: That's obvious. Everyone hated us afterwards.
Spain: It was fun, though…
Prussia: Yeah, I know! We blew up the whole conference building. Nobody was in it, though, only one Gilbird clone that escaped from my pocket.
France: There were fireworks, and it was a huge blast to the start of our very first Bad Friends Trio week.
Spain: Good memories… We had to clean the mess up and pay for all the damages, though. Anyway, next question!
Prussia: Aw, yeah, we've been arrested several times. Drunk driving, drug dealing, condom stealing, assaulting officers, sexual harassment, and many other stuff…
Spain: Most of which I didn't even want to be a part of.
France: It's alright, Antonio. We always have fun, though!
Spain: Right… Next question is about the Beatles.
Prussia: I've heard of them. They're a famous band.
France: From where again?
Spain: From England, remember?
France: Ah. No wonder I don't know…
Prussia: Lol.
England: Why are you idiots talking about the Beatles?
France: Oh, nothing, Arthur. ^_^
England: Well, I'm leaving… (walks off)
Spain: People keep on popping up like that. Next question is about whether we speak each other's languages or not, and the one after that is about whose language is cooler.
Prussia: Of course we speak each other's languages. German is AWESOME.
France: I still think French is the hottest language- and it's the language of love, too!
Spain: Spanish isn't that bad… It's quite easy.
Prussia: Whatever. Hey, Annette's asking for hugs!
(The Bad Friends Trio hugs Annette)
France: It feels good to spread love. ^_^
Spain: Oh, look, she's a state, I guess.
Prussia: One of America's, obviously, but which one?
France: Let's see… She originally belonged to me, and then went to Antonio, and finally became one of Alfred's states.
Prussia: Alfred's states seem to flock here in this fic.
America: Sadly. They won't listen to me! Hanging around with bad influences like you is really bad…
France: What are you talking about? ^_^
America: Never mind… (walks off)
Spain: Wait… Which state- ?
Prussia: Pfft…. You're telling me you don't know which state this nice girl is?
France: Well, it's not like we keep track of all American states that were under us before… (winks) So, which state are you?
Prussia: (laughs) This Ask program is funny.
Spain: Nice talking to you! Come again or something. Love you! ^_^
Darn it, I forgot to sign my last question! Oh well. Just so you know, I'm the one who asked when you met. Anyway, Francis, did you ever bring Gilbert and Antonio over to meet Matthew when he was little? And keeping with that question, did you three ever bring Matthew, Lovino and Ludwig over for play dates? And Antonio, you're sometimes pictured with a little turtle on your head, is that your pet? Oh, one last thing. Gilbert, you're the Awesomest of the Trio, Antonio is the Friendliest, and Francis (blush) is the Handsomest.
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France: Oh hello there. Nice to see that you've come back again.
Prussia: Of course she came back. We're awesome.
Spain: Stop saying that, will you?
Prussia: NO WAY.
France: Question! Matthew, Lovino, and Ludwig have met before when they were still very young, and got along quite well.
Prussia: They were so cute. Antonio almost fainted from the cuteness
Spain: I didn't faint! They were just sooooo cute! ^_^
Prussia: Right. Oh, she's asking about the pet turtle you sometimes put on your head.
Spain: Oh that! You must be talking about my tortuga named Lovinito.
Romano: You named a turtle Lovinito?
Spain: Yeah. It was cute so I named it after you. ^_^
Romano: WHAT THE HELL?
France: Come on, mon cher, take it as a sign of love. ^_^
Romano: Stupid bastards. (sits back down on Spain's lap)
Prussia: YEAH SHE CALLED ME AWESOME.
Spain: I'm the friendliest. ^_^
France: Oh, of course I'm the handsomest of us all. I'm France. (winks)
Prussia: I'M THE AWESOMEST.
Spain: Um, okay, let's go to the next reviewer.
Yay thank you SO much to for answering my questions~ I'm sorry about that last review. When I first saw this there weren't any reviews so I thought that I had the first review and well I didn't I was second... TT^TT
1) not a question but THANK YOU **repeats about 800 times** for inviting me to Bad Friends Trio week I look forward to it~!
2) Thanks for the tomatoes and uniforms~
3) okay this IS a question: have you guys ever gotten arrested during BFT week? If so for what dare I ask? And who did you get to bail you out?
4) Btw Prussia I was hoping for a more detailed **cough* intimate **cough** answer when speaking of Austria...
5) have any of you ever noticed Hungary when out on a date or other intimate activities?
6) Prussia what was it like raising west?
I do believe that you've had enough of this fangirl for now.. Bye~ OH by the way Spain is my favorite but France is a close second!
-Jazmine Simmons- *:D
France: Bonjour. Welcome back.
Spain: Answering questions is our thing! Well, next to… other stuff…
Prussia: Yeah, anyway, I still congratulate you for getting second review for this fic.
France: Bad Friends Trio week is sure to be a wonderful experience now that there's a beautiful fangirl joining us. It's going to be great. ^_^
Prussia: Yeah, you're just going to molest her.
France: I'm not that harsh, Gilbert. ^_^
Spain: Yeah, well, you're welcome. Tomatoes are really delicious so it's great to give them out.
France: My uniforms are delicious too, so if you want, I have more extras at home! (winks seductively)
Prussia: Oh whatever. Anyway, yes, we have gotten arrested on several Bad Touch Trio weeks. Last year, we didn't, which is why we're planning for something ultra devious this year!
Spain: Well, we got arrested for drunk driving, drug dealing, condom stealing, assaulting officers, sexual harassment, and many other stuff, as Francis has mentioned earlier.
France: It's not like we do it every time. Sometimes, it's not even on purpose.
Spain: We do some of that on purpose?
Prussia: Of course not. ^_^
Spain: Lovi always bails me out.
Romano: I ONLY DO THAT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE IN JAIL!
Spain: I love you too, Lovi. ^_^
Prussia: Bruder bails me out. I don't even have to ask him to.
Germany: I only bail you out because you're one of the responsibilities which I have to take care of. One of the hardest ones too, I may add.
Prussia: Ja, ja, you're awesome too. ^_^
France: Oh, do you all know who bails me out? The one and only-
England: SHUT UP YOU FROG. I STILL HATE YOU.
France: I hate you too, Arthur.
England: I only bail you out because YOU'RE PATHETIC AND USELESS. And that would mean you'd owe me. ^_^
France: (grimaces) Right, I do owe you… -_-
England: Good day, dear gentlemen. If there are any gentlemen here, that is. (walks off)
France: We are gentlemen. ^_^
Prussia: AWESOME gentlemen. ^_^
Spain: Um, she's asking about Austria.
Prussia: Oh, Roderich? We're really good friends, and I have to say that we're pretty close. He may not be as awesome as me, but he's cool enough to hang around me. There was one time when he played the piano and I played the violin and we made awesome music. Elizaveta sang. TRIED TO, at least.
France: Wow. They both didn't appear.
Hungary: Look again, pervert.
Prussia: Oh hey. Your singing's great, by the way. ^_^
Hungary: (rolls eyes) If I hear you talk about my singing one more time-
Prussia: Yes ma'am.
Austria: Elizaveta, let's go home.
Prussia: RODDY! YOU'RE HERE! ^_^
Austria: Hello Gilbert. I'm going home now.
Prussia: Aw. I wanted to have some fun. Bye.
Austria: Well, I suppose we could stay and watch for a while.
Hungary: But-
Austria: In fact, we can have lunch here and they'll be the ones to pay for it.
Hungary: Fine. As long as nothing silly happens, I'm fine.
Spain: Okay, next question! Have any of us ever noticed Hungary while out on a date or doing intimate activities? What-
Hungary: (blushes deeply) Oh, I'm sure that's nothing.
Spain: Why would we notice you when you're not even there at those times?
Prussia: (gasps) Unless she spies on us-
France: (gasps as well) And takes pictures-
Prussia: Because we're so awesome-
France: And because she loves watching men interact!
(Prussia and France stare at Hungary, who is now tomato red)
Spain: Huh? I still don't get it… What is that you're implying?
Austria: (chuckles softly) Elizaveta's been spying on you and taking pictures whenever you're together, Antonio, that's what.
Hungary: NO, THAT'S NOT IT!
France: Don't be shy. ^_^
Prussia: Yeah, I'm sure you're not the only girl in the world who does that. ^_^
Hungary: THAT'S IT. WE ARE LEAVING.
Austria: Already? Um, I mean, let's eat first. I'm hungry.
Hungary: (stomach growls) Yeah, I'm hungry too. Let's eat in a SEPARATE room from these idiots and then go home.
Austria: That's fine with me. As long as we don't have to pay for it.
(The two leave the room)
Spain: Hungary doesn't do that. I don't see her.
Prussia: That's because she hides, Antonio. I just can't believe it!
France: Well, it's true. Anyway, Prussia, the next question is about how it was like raising dear little Germany.
Prussia: Oh, it was fun. He'd sometimes go with me on my adventures and watches me do awesome stuff. It's great. He might have been a handful at times, but seriously, he's usually behaved. I inspired him to be great, you know.
France: Wow, he didn't appear.
Pasta: That's because I used up all my appearing powers. My fingers are tired.
Spain: Why are your fingers tired?
Pasta: Because I've been typing this chapter for so long. And I've been procrastinating in MANY things including this story. It's tiring. Now, I have to go take a shower. (disappears)
France: Does that mean the next review is our last?
Prussia: Alright then. We wouldn't want little Miss Pasta's fingers to get too tired.
Have any of you ever thought about your charges in a less than clean way when they were still young? What about now that they are older? Also how did the 'where do babies come from' talk go with each of you?
France: Less than clean way? Well, I always have these thoughts of love in my head, but they're children, so I couldn't do anything much.
Prussia: You still thought them, though.
France: I bet you did as well.
Prussia: Aw shut up.
Spain: I still don't understand… Well, my charges were usually treated all right.
France: Riiight. Anyway, now that they're older, I love thinking about them since they're prettier than before. ^_^
Prussia: Same old Francis.
Spain: I still don't get it. I treat everyone nicely. ^_^
Prussia: OH THE 'WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM' TALK! That was fun.
France: Fun? I just got a doughnut and a long piece of bread…
Spain: What does that have to do with it? Well, I always say that babies just appear one day when the parents want them to. It's easy.
Prussia: Well, that's boring. West actually believed me when I said they come from the supermarket right next to the vegetables. His face… He was so fascinated, and I couldn't answer when he asked me why I was laughing. We went to the supermarket one day, and the vegetables were on the first aisle. The second aisle was empty because they were restocking.
France: What happened then?
Prussia: The supermarket man's sister had a litter of newborn puppies. I had to buy some for West because he told me he wanted to have babies too. (laughs hysterically)
Spain: I can't imagine the present Germany saying that.
Prussia: Oh, I'll get him to say it right here in this story. Next chapter, maybe, since Miss Pasta's tired.
France: I can't wait.
Spain: Anyway, goodbye, everyone! ^_^
France: See you next chapter. ^_^
Prussia: Yeah, until next time… ^_^
A/N: Sorry for the really late update. Was procrastinating a bit, but tried hard to do this with my other projects. The next chapter will come sooner, though, so stay tuned and continue reviewing! :)
-Pasta W 19.
