Okay, this is dance class part 1, I hope you enjoy :D there are a few surprises, and weird things in this class, so don't be too weirded out LOL. Please review if you liked :D then I can put up part 2 LOL. Thank you :D
"So," Kaze stretched, "What are we going to be doing in dance?"
"What do you think!?" Shira asked sarcastically.
"Yeah but I mean, what are we going to do, in today's lesson?" Kaze corrected his question.
"Today umm…I'm not sure…Michae – I mean Jackson Sensei, doesn't really tell us what we do next lesson until the lesson comes." Tenten almost choked, "It's usually all random dancing…and practising for when we actually have to dance on certain nights of the year." She explained quickly to cover up her mistake.
"I see." Shira said, raising an eyebrow. She noticed something didn't seem quite right about this dance lesson, and this dance teacher.
"Jackson Sensei has been finding it a little difficult to teach and be able to control so many students…so he has been getting new teachers every lesson to try help him." Tenten said randomly, keeping the conversation going.
"Aww, he sounds cute!" Selina giggled like a typical teenaged girl.
Shira blinked at her, "How does he sound cute? All Tenten has said is that he has trouble teaching heaps of people and needs help." She said.
Selina giggled again, "Kawaii!" she continued.
Shira sighed, and turned back to Tenten and Kaze, when she noticed something rather odd. Kaze seemed to be looking at someone amongst the crowd, letting a slight blush cross his cheeks.
Shira tried to follow Kaze's eye direction, to see who exactly he was looking at.
Kaze happened to be looking at a strange looking girl, who had short navy bluish hair, in a rather disgusting hair style, and a baggy jumper. The girl obviously had no dress sense, or style, but that didn't seem to matter to Kaze for some reason.
"Who on earth are you looking at Kaze?" Shira asked. Kaze quickly snapped out of his daze and looked away from the girl.
"What?" he questioned timidly, "Who? I wasn't looking at anyone." He tried to convince Shira, but the pinkish colour on his cheeks didn't quite help reinforce it.
"Lying never gets you anywhere, Kaze." Shira said, "I saw who you were looking at, you were looking at that girl over there!" she announced, pointing to the girl Kaze had been looking at.
"Lies!" Kaze protested.
Tenten glanced to who Shira was pointing at, before smiling slightly, "That's Hinata…if you wanted to know." She giggled.
"Hinata?" Kaze said curiously. He had now found out the name of the girl he had been gawking at.
"I knew it." Shira teased. Kaze tried to shake the blush off his face,
"Lies, all lies!" he cried.
"Bring!!" Selina chimed in, "What's all this? Kaze has a crush?" she asked curiously, with, as usual, a big goofy smile on her face.
"So it would seem." Shira answered.
"No!" Kaze retorted, "I don't." he helplessly tried to cover up his strange liking for Hinata.
"Which girl is it?" Selina grinned, looking around at all the girls it could possibly be. "There's so many pretty girls here, which one did you choose!?" she asked.
Kaze stared at the ground shyly not wishing to answer Selina's question.
Instead Shira thought she might, "That girl over there." She said, pointing through the crowd to Hinata.
Selina's smile faded. Hinata's appearance didn't sit well with her. She found her rather…repulsive.
"Eww!" Selina cringed, "What is wrong with you!?"
Kaze blinked at her, "What do you mean?" he asked.
Selina shuddered, "That hair…Those clothes…that…that…INBRED LOOK!" she cried.
"What are you on about now?" Shira frowned at Selina.
"She has it!" Selina cried, "That inbred look, what is going on here, why does everyone have that look!?" she spasmed almost falling to the ground and chucking a fit. Tenten stared wide eyed at her.
"You think, Hinata – Chan has the…umm…inbred look?" she asked.
"Yes!" Selina cried again, "More people have it than I thought!"
Shira shook her head, for she didn't understand the meaning of this so called "inbred look" and believed it was a figment of Selina's imagination.
"The cases are getting worse!" Selina complained, "Why Kaze!? Why are you falling for the inbred people!?" she howled grabbing Kaze's shoulders and shaking him rapidly.
"Calm down!" Kaze ordered, forcing Selina's arms still.
"But Kaze, it's that look!" Selina tried to influence him, "Can you not see it?"
"Selina." Shira addressed, taking a grip on Selina's shoulders and forcing her to face her, "You my friend," she began, "Are suffering from delusions of chimera."
"Well it looks like that'll be another person I will be introducing you guys too." Tenten said, thinking about how she still had to introduce them to Lee.
Suddenly the door of the large room opened, and students began to pour inside.
Selina, Shira, Kaze and Tenten however were at the back, so they had to wait for everyone to get inside before they could enter.
Once everyone had got inside, it was finally their turn to walk in.
"Ooo, it's so big in here!" Selina smiled.
"And dark too." Kaze added.
The lights were rather dim; all the surroundings were all made just visible.
"Who's our teacher, phantom of the opera or something?" Shira joked.
"Umm…" Tenten giggled, "Maybe someone a little more publicly observed." She hinted.
"Oh if the phantom of the opera really was our teacher, I would just froth over pop!" Selina admitted, beginning to drool at the thought of Gerard Butler and Michael Crawford.
"Well you don't need to worry about that, because it isn't quite the phantom of the opera." Tenten said.
"Dammit." Selina cursed, "But why wouldn't I worry about that?" she asked.
"Actually that was directed at Shira and Kaze." Tenten giggled, for Shira and Kaze would be the ones who would have to restrain Selina from fiercely attacking the phantom of the opera with glomps and kisses.
As soon as the teacher walked up on the large stage in front of everyone, the talking began to fade to silence and the lesson would begin.
The teacher was slim, had a nervous walk, and wore a hat and sunnies, and red clothes of a strangely familiar style.
Everyone focussed on him, including Selina, who suddenly became extremely alert.
Her senses sent a jolt to her brain, as she tried to figure out what they could mean.
"That walk…" she mumbled to herself, "That style…that presence…"
Shira raised an eyebrow at her, overhearing what she was saying to herself.
"What are you talking about now?" Shira asked in a whisper.
The thin, pale man brushed the bits of long black wavy hair from his face as he cleared his throat to speak.
"Hi…" he greeted everyone shyly.
A jolt lighting struck Selina's brain at that moment, "That voice!" she began to hyperventilate.
"Calm down Selina." Kaze hushed.
"You…don't understand…" Selina breathed, feeling her gut churn rapidly, and her heart beat so fast it began to ache.
"He does seem rather familiar…" Shira said, then looking to Tenten for some sort of answer.
Tenten giggled slightly.
"T-Tenten…" Selina tried to collect herself, "That man…is that…" she tried to let the name escape her lips but she found herself too overcome with ecstasy.
Kaze eyed Shira and blinked at her, "I don't see what's going on here, do you know him or something Selina?" Kaze wondered, not really catching on to who the teacher was.
Selina almost died of a heart attack when Kaze has asked that, and wanted to smack him over the head.
Shira had a brief thought in her mind, but she found it too absurd to mention, for who she thought it to be, was dead.
"That…man…is that really…?" Selina finally managed to half ask Tenten, as she felt her heart beat harder against her chest.
Tenten smiled, "If Michael Jackson is the person you're thinking of, then yes, it is him."
Selina's eyes widened, her body loosened, sending herself to the floor, holding her heart in pain for a moment, before leaping to her feet with tears of joy in her eyes.
"But," Shira hesitated, "How can that be?"
Just as Tenten was about to explain, she was interrupted by Selina's loud cry,
"Michael! Michael!" she screamed, pushing past everyone to reach the king of pop.
All the students watched Selina rush to MJ.
"Selina!" Shira growled, wishing her not to make a scene in front of the whole year level.
"Oh no, it's quite alright. Don't be concerned about her making a fool of herself over this one. It's not unusual around here. Ever since Michael came to the school he has been getting a lot of people rushing to him crying his name. Everyone's use to it now." Tenten explained to Shira, "But if she starts drooling, well then that could be a problem."
"Is that really Michael Jackson!?" Kaze gasped.
Tenten nodded.
"Really!?" Kaze gasped again.
"Yes." Tenten answered.
"Truly?"
"Yes."
"Honestly?"
"Yes.."
"For real!?"
"YES!" Shira yelled at Kaze, filling in for what Tenten just didn't have the heart to do.
Meanwhile, Selina bolted to MJ, leaped up onto the stage, and threw her arms around him.
Michael stumbled slightly under Selina's force, but as he usual did to his fans, he allowed her to hug him.
"Michael!" Selina began to sob into MJ's shoulder.
MJ reassured her with stroking the back of her head, and a small giggle.
"I knew you'd be alive!!" she cried, "But you've been gone for so long!"
"You picked up on my hints?" MJ asked.
"Yes!" Selina smiled, "Except I didn't realise it until I saw some very helpful people on youtube!" she said.
Michael responded with another giggle, as he loosened his arms, allowing Selina to let go of him. However she didn't. LOL who would?
"Uhh…" MJ mumbled, "We can hug later, I-I need to get this class started." He smiled sweetly.
Selina had her arms locked, she did not want to let go of the man, especially considering the spotlight was no longer on them, the class had drifted their attention from Selina hugging the king of pop, and focussed on talking amongst themselves.
Selina sighed, "Do I have to let go?" she asked, looking up at Michael.
"Yes." He said, "You're bruising me…"
"I thought so." Selina sighed, letting go of him.
Michael straightened his red suit-like outfit, as Selina had crinkled it.
"I didn't mean to crinkle your outfit!" Selina sobbed.
"It's alright," MJ convinced, waving his hands "We'll talk later."
"Will we?" Selina asked, her face lighting up like a light bulb. MJ hesitated for a moment,
"Uhh, sure." He said unsurely as he rubbed the back of his head. He would probably say anything to make Selina get off the stage so he could finally start the lesson.
Selina happily skipped off the stage, and in doing so, she almost fell down the steps.
After that hazard, she continued to skip back to Shira, Kaze and Tenten, with a limp.
"Had your fix have you?" Shira asked. Selina's huge grin spoke louder than her annoying voice.
"I am so excited!" she squealed, "This school is the BEST! Absolute BEST!"
"Glad you think so." Tenten smiled.
MJ stood on the stage in front of the large class, and waited patiently for everyone to be silent. He didn't have the heart to yell and tell them to shut it. But if he did…the world would be a very scary place LOL.
"Ahh!" a group of girls squealed, "He's sooo cute!"
Obviously this group of girls were talking about MJ.
"I love your buckles!" one of the girls cried out to MJ, causing him to give an embarrassed laugh, which fuelled the girls' obsession.
"I think…you should be over there, Selina." Kaze smiled, pushing Selina in the direction of some love sick fans.
"I should, all us MJ fans should unite!" Selina said proudly, until some random guy came over to her.
"How can anyone like him, he looks like an alien." The boy said. "Everyone who likes him must like him for his personality or something right?" he asked Selina.
Selina blinked, "Alien indeed!" she frowned.
"Like, what about Sebastian Bach. He is like sex isn't he?" the boy continued, pulling a disturbing picture from his pocket. "He has the best voice aye!?"
Selina held her frown, "No, he's ugly. He has no eyebrows." She stated.
"Come onnn," the boy tried to persuade, "Don't be like that. I thought you were on my side."
"Umm…try no." Selina rejected, "Michael is way better than that guy, I don't think there's anything wrong with his looks, he was cuter as the surgery goes back, but as it proceeded it made his appearance more and more……seductive." She explained, beginning to stare off into space as a drop of drool began seeping from her mouth.
"Oh my god!!" the boy complained, "WHAT THE HELL!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! GIRLS ARE SO FUCKED UP!!" he yelled, his head beginning to swell.
"I'M GONNA BE A PIRATE AND I'M GET A YACHT AND EAT STEAK ON THE BARBIE, YEAH MAN AND WE CAN GET TRASHED!" the boy continued to yell loudly, as his head swelling only got bigger and bigger, "AND BUILD A CITY OR A VILLAGE OR WHATEVER THE HELL I WAS MAKING WITH DAMO!" he continued to scream, his head the size of huge beach ball,
"DAMO'S MY BITCH! WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU MAN!! LETS GO HAVE SOME BEERS!" the boy screamed for the last time. His head was swelled far past the point of unnatural, and had exploded, leaving quite a mess on the ground around where he stood a moment before. The whole class remained silent, trying to figure out what exactly just happened.
"Umm…who was that?" MJ asked, breaking the silence.
No one knew who the hell the boy was except one blond girl who quickly ran over to the scene. She giggled nervously, "No one important MJ." She sighed, beginning to sweep the remains of the boy, through the class and out the door.
"Right..." MJ said, slightly thankful that that disturbance had settled the class to silence. "Okay umm, as you know, I have been getting new teachers to help me conduct these lessons, and I know I haven't been very successful with the last few teachers." Michael explained, taking off his sunnies. "But umm…it would be would be easier if I had a microphone so everyone can hear me more clearly." He said to himself, eyeing the cupboard like wardrobe at the side of the stage. He strolled over to it, in hope for finding a microphone of some sort. As he opened it,
"FLAVOR FLAVE!!!!" a man cried, poking his head out of it.
MJ jumped back, startled for a moment, then quickly forced the door shut before the strange clock man planned to jump out of it and terrorise the class.
This other strange event caused the class to fall even more silent.
MJ gave a nervous laugh, "Sorry," he apologized, "I forgot I put him in there." He explained briefly before figuring he'd give up on finding a microphone.
"Okay," he said, until the wardrobe starting shaking and banging desperately.
"…Please ignore that." He said, "Anyway to what I was saying before, I have a new teacher here to help me teach," MJ explained.
Then suddenly a large muscled dark man joined MJ on the stage. He was waring a white singlet and was covered in tattoos.
"Oh god!" Selina almost vomited, "He's hideous!"
"Yo! I'm 50 cent!" the man greeted, "I'm here wiv ma man MJ, and you all gonna pay attention fools!"
MJ embarrassedly glanced away and put his sunnies back on.
"Ahem." He coughed, clearing his throat. "Alright, umm, today we're gonna learn about," he began until he was cut off by 50 cent.
"And you all better listen up bitches!" 50 cent ordered, "We don't want no punk ass mother fuckers breakin no rules!"
The class stared wide eyed at 50 cent, looking rather horrified, followed by MJ, who was staring horrified at 50 cent as well.
"I don't think you should swear in front of the children." MJ said as nicely as possible in his sweet light voice.
"But dees little cunts need to know der places!" 50 cent continued to swear, "Yeah dats right, I'm rainin on you little mother fuckers!"
Somewhere in the crowd of students, Light began to shake and twitch, as he quickly pulled a black book and a pen out.
"And I an't no nigga dat wants some head, I'm dat nigga who wants some bread!!" 50 cent tried to rap, but failed as usual. "I got shot 7 times or some shit."
"Then why didn't you die!?" someone in the class yelled out.
"Ey! Who said dat? I get you mother fucker!" 50 cent yelled about to diver into the class to attack whoever made that comment. Luckily he paused for a moment, and looked as though he was holding his chest in pain. He dropped to his knees and began groaning and almost chucking a fit. This lasted for only a few moments, and then he died. And no one cared. LOL.
Everyone once again stared wide eyed. Oh what a very strange morning they had.
"Phew!" MJ sighed with relief, "Lucky I didn't die like that. That looked painful." He said, as some random body guards came and dragged 50 cent away.
"This class is the most weirdest class I have ever been to." Shira blinked.
"Yes, it does tend to get a bit strange." Tenten sighed.
"Who was that guy in the wardrobe before?" Kaze asked.
"You guys never heard of Flavour Flave before?" Tenten wondered.
"I have!" Selina said cheerfully, "The show was so crap, yet so intriguing!" she giggled.
Okay that was dance class part 1 LOL, there is still quite a lot left of this class to come. LOL. And sorry for the weirdness. If you didn't quite understand the boy whose head blew up, that was based on my sisters boyfriend, who did actually say all those things, either now, or in the past LOL, and he did say a few bad things about MJ's appearance, which me and my sister were quite annoyed with because we absolutely LOVE Michael, and as Selina said, he was cuter as the surgery goes back, but as it goes forward, it becomes more seductive LOL and sexy. Anyhow, and if you like 50 cent, I don't know why anyone would, but if you do, I apologize, but I just really really hate that man LOL. Anyway please review if you liked this chapter and want me to put more chapters up :D thank you for reading.
