This is a dream right?

A/N: Okay writing three people in each 1st point of view is hard so I'm going to choose one person and stick it for a chapter okay? Next Chapter would be Rhiley or Alix. Oh I cannot write accents for my life so if I epically fail at Blitzwing do not cut me up and put me in a ditch! Oh a little update about my new kitten skywarp he can CLIMB walls now -.- So no one is safe from the wrath of Skywarp :(

OC's: Alix Johnson, Rhiley Leblanca, and Lindsey Lennox.

I want to thank Jessica for submitting Alix! I would like to thank theredheadedchick! Check out her stories! Anywho back to the story.


Chapter 4: Holoform Mania

Lindsey's P.O.V

So Lord Megatron decided to drop us off but sent a three faced idiot well I never liked Blitzwing because of his the fact he always does random shit which pretty much scares me. Before Rhiley, Alix and me left Rhiley asked Lord Megatron to put on his holoform and he did only to shut her up.

Lets just say the holoforms were hot even Starscreams was hot and that's something to say about the dorito of doom bot. Megatron had a Christian Bale like holoform which Rhiley litterally drooled over while Starscream had a Justin Timberlake like holoform that made me check him out making me want to pounce on it. Soundwave had a Pitbull like appearence with the stunner shades including the Headphones effectivly making Alix squeal.

Remembering something I read about Holoforms I asked Starscream if I could try something out using the "It could help me against the Autobots" excuse and he let me. I kicked him where the groin would be and he let out a grunt of pain before fizzling out of existance and his robot form falling on the ground. I had a perplexed expression and I grinned a little bit.

'I guess that Guidelines to living with Decepticons idea worked! Holoforms do have a sensitive part in the Groin like regular human males' I thought while looking at my friends who were just snickering at Starscreams pain. "Starscream Vhat the frag happened?" A distinct german accented voice msking me groan and facepalm at the sight of Blitzwing sending a 'Shoot me now' look to my friends who were admiring how the bot changed faces so fast.

"Ahh Blitzwing take the human females to the outskirts of the nearest town and be gentle with them" Megatron sounded relieved a bit and grounded out probably saying a threat to Blitzwing. He picked us up and transformed around us into his tank form which the seats were pretty comfy.

Well the seats were comfy to me probably because I've been around tanks my whole life after all when your dad is in the special forces and takes you along to the trip to the armory to get a part for a rifle you get to be around tanks. Blitzwing was currently cussing at Alix in german and she was responding back in german! I didn't even know she was bi lingual but then again I knew her for a week before this happened so I don't have any room to talk. Rhiley looked at her shocked probably finding out the same thing about her adoptive sister.

"Du verdammtes Miststück Ich habe die Macht, dich zu zerquetschen. Sie müssen nicht beleidigen mich" Blitzwing yelled at Alix and she yelled at him back which surprised me. "Du bist so eine Pussy und Sie würden nie trotzen Ihre Kommandeure Bestellungen! Wenn ja Herr Megatron würde dich töten und du bist Kopf auf einen Pfahl für alle zu sehen sein. Ich hasse dich, und ich möchte, dass du in ein Loch zu sterben."

"Hündin"

"Arschloch"

"Kein Leben Verlierer"

"Laune"

They traded insults and I just growled suddenly wanting to know what the hell they are saying. Even though I lived in Germany for about three and a half years my grasp of the language was mininum but I knew what they were saying.

"Hure"

I gave Alix a look and told her to knock it off but I also told Blitzwing to knock it off too in German.

"Hör auf damit Arschloch" Alix just grinned and I rolled my eyes at her expression the tank jolted a bit probably a bit shocked but didn't reply and I gloated in the small victory.

"So what did you tell him to shut up?" Rhiley asked and I gave a small smile and replied "Knock it off Asshole". She let out a snort and looked at Alix for the reason of her randomly sprouting German. "Grandparents knew German better then English. Ma and Da taught me english first so I don't have a German accent which I am grateful for. You met them once before they died of lung cancer."

Blitzwing said in english "Jour stop vis vere von't die on us. BAHAHAHA" Blitzwings random side took over in laughter as he left us to walk into a diner with only about twenty dollars each.

"So... Anyone have a good idea on how to do what megz asked us to do?" Alix asked carefully and just then my Cell phone rang and I looked at the text message which was from the mech we were just talking about how he got my number I don't know.

I got Soundwave to get you into Princeton University don't blow this ~ Lord Megatron

Kayy Lord Megatron and what did you do? Have the Dean murdered or something? *snorts* ~~USAF Brat 1995~~

Actually... We just 'replaced' him with another ~ Lord Megatron

O.O You murdered the Dean of Princeton University? Why does that not surprise me XD ~~USAF Brat 1995~~

Because I'm the leader of the Decepticons and I want you to do it as soon as possible and you'll have Alice in the college with you too so don't worry. ~ Lord Megatron

=O.O= ~~USAF Brat 1995~~

Alix and Rhiley looked at me wandering who I was texting and I showed them the conversation but there replies shocked me. "What is that? Thats not english!" Rhiley and Alix harshly whispered to me and I looked at them with confusion evident in my eyes. "That is english you dumbasses" I replied and they shook their heads no.

I was hit by a wave of horror when I realized that only I could read Megatrons texts. When I looked at my screen I saw it was symbols and I realized that I could understand Cybertronian. One thought wandered into my mind before I fainted 'Oh shit'.


Okay =^.^= Thats it for today peeps I'm going to do Rhiley since I forgotten about her last chapter I guess. I'm sorry :(

Okay now for German Translations! Warning: I used Google Translate so if I did something wrong please tell me!

1. You fucking bitch I have the power to squish you! You do not insult me!

2. You're such a pussy and you would never defy your commanders orders! If you do Lord Megatron would kill you and have your head on a pike for all. I hate you, and I want you to die in a hole. (I guess I don't know I barely remembered what I type.. gotta love insomnia)

3. Bitch

4. Asshole

5. No life loser

6. Freak (Well Whats supposed to be freak)

7. Whore

8. Knock it off Asshole.

Again if you know german and are fluent please correct me if I have made any mistakes! Blame Google translate!