Special thanks to Kanade Takeda for helping me. And guys I need help

Cheese or pepper jack ?

Hmmmmm

"-AKE UP"Natsu screamed at me

"Nyaaaa gah hah"I said.

"Come on down your healed and the master wants to see you" Natsu said excitedly.

"Ok but are you sure you want me to join just because I am a dragon slayer" I asked.

"Would I need another reason to,"Natsu asked.

"Ok I guess,"I said then following him down stairs.

"Hey *hic* Natsu who's the *hic* nerd" a girl without a top said.

"Ahhhh yayahahah," I said and then Natsu cover my eyes,"thank you Na-Natsu *sigh I hate my life*"

"No prob, Cana put on a shirt around him,"Natsu said.

"Why , I am fucking drunk and-,"The girl called Cana got cut off.

"Ahh Natsu my boy is that the dragon slayer you told me about," the small old man asked. He looked at me as if he was scanning me.

"Yup he's also scared of girls in there bras or panties, and there you know," Natsu said while pointing to The girl who helped heal me . Mira I think it was.

"Ahh so you are scared of girls," the shor- you know what I mean.

"No not In general, some girls I am fond of like women who take charges,"I said.

"It's Freed all over again" the drunk girl said.

"Makarov do you know what she's taking about," Natsu asked.

"Um no, but are you Certain that you want to join my guild my boy," Makorov asked.

"Yes I just have one question," I asked.

"And that would be," he asked.

"Will we be competing in the Grand Magic Games," I asked.

"Yes ,from what I heard it is a competition that decides if your the strongest guild in Fiore," he asked/said.

"That is correct , now can I join the guild ," I asked.

"Yes , my lad. MIRA TOSS ME THE GUILD TATOO,"he yelled."ok now where do you want it and what color."

"Ummm... Hmmm purple and on arm," I said. And he did.

"CHILDREN WELCOME OUR NEW MEMBER OF THE GUILD. Um what's your name,"he asked.

"Felix,"I said.

"FELIX," he yelled.

"Yeahhhhhhh," the others yelled.

Well that is a chapter. Kanade Takeda helped me find someone to date Felix . We had a conversation. You will find out in a couple chapters. Anyway.

*cough* Lord Zeref is almighty *cough*

Percy punk out