I really need to update more...but Chapter 4! Long chapter but pretty much shows Jack's attraction to the other kind of meat if you catch my metaphoric drift.. ;)

And don't worry, future Kick shall happen!


"Alright everyone, that's a wrap! We'll see you tomorrow!" yelled the director.

I groaned. "Ugh, finally, I am beat!"

Jerry shuffled over to me and did a spin move before saying to me "Ayo, Jack, we're bout to get some Little C's, comin' with?" He motioned to Milton, Eddie and Kim and wiggled his bushy eyebrows at me. I groaned even louder, but before I could say no, Jerry grabbed me by the hand and forcefully yanked me through the door.

"Aww, c'mon man, pizza's on me this time!" Kim and Milton looked over at Jerry with a confused look on their faces.

"Woah, Jerry actually paying this time? You've got to lay off the bad sushi." Said Kim with a small chuckle.

"And let's hope he means an actual pizza instead of what happened last time.." said Milton in a suggestive tone.

Everyone, including Jerry laughed hard, remembering that horrible, horrible day.

Flashback:

Jerry had asked us to meet him at Petey's Pizza Plaza because Petey had made a giant pizza to celebrate his 10 years of awesome tasting pizza, and the way he made you feel like family every time you went there. I arrived and met up with Jerry first.

"Hey, what's happen man?" Jerry said cooly. I replied, "It's goin' alright, just chillin'."

I watched Jerry as he had his eyes glued on a latina babe with curves in all the right places.

"Ey, what it do girl?! Name's Jerry, you might need it for later." He winked at her.

She had firey eyes and said in spite "Hey tu cerdo, no parece que voy a recibir este pronto así que es mejor ir antes de que yo aseguro de poner los huevos duros!" (Hey you pig, it doesn't seem you'll be getting this anytime soon so you better go away before I make sure to kick your balls hard.)

She walked away, and Jerry had the widest eyes as he moved his hands away from his crotch. "Phew!"

I laughed and said "Oh man dude, your nuts would have been non-existent if she came any closer."

Jerry shrugged her off, and gave me one of his signature toothy grins. "She just hasn't realized just how much swag I got; pretty soon she'll come back and beg for more. Ooh Jerry!" he said in a fake moan.

I chuckled and watched Jerry as he went back to what he does best, fail horribly at getting girls.

I never really had trouble getting girls; it was almost as if I didn't have to do much for girls to profess their undying love for me, or for me to father their unborn child. Yeah, I mean I guess I'm a good-looking guy, years of martial arts and working out has given me a pretty sexy body, complete with toned abs, and perfectly defined pecs and muscles. I've been told my eyes are like small chocolate brown pools that you can stare and begin to drown in their beauty…or something like that. Then paired with luscious, brunette shoulder length hair, and a clear face, except for the two little moles that accented my otherwise perfect face. I've been told they're very cute, so I guess I will take their word for it.

I caught myself looking at some of the people who had come to see Petey's giant pizza. A man with a really weird haircut…a lady who was clearly wearing a wig…I found myself scanning a girl about my age, with milky white skin and light blonde hair wrapped in a messy bun. She was wearing a Hollister crop top, with barely legal shorts, and flip flops. I must have looked like a douche when I looked at her with a scowl on my face. Her shorts didn't accent anything about her, and probably just made it more obvious that she lacked female physic. The way her body moved it was as if some way was shocking her with a dog collar, her bun moving from left to right vigorously. She held a pink iPhone in one hand, and Starbucks in the other. She was a walking cliche and I almost lost my cool when I saw her "Don't tell Mommy and Daddy I got my bellybutton pierced" belly ring that hung from her navel. Not to mention, it had an anchor; I was literally about to upchuck my breakfast. I closed my eyes and shook my head to rid myself of the image. When I opened up my eyes, I was stunned by the sight I was seeing.

A beautiful goddess had come into my presence. She walked with confidence, her heels clacking against the pavement. Those long, beautiful silky legs accompanied by a body that screamed "Come and get me boys." Her hair was in twisted in long rainfalls of black and her face was lightly accented with blush and small eye shadow, so her natural beauty had been brought out even more. I found myself mesmerized, the way she carried herself, so confident. Her dark-brown skin shone against the sun, making her appear as if Athena has granted her the beauty of all the goddess. I probably looked like a complete fool, jaw wide-open, probably some drool hanging from the side, but I couldn't help it. She was so god damn beautiful, and if I had just one chance, just one…I would make her feel like the queen of the world.

"Jack? You okay there? You certainly are gonna catch flies if you stay like that y'know." My fantasy came to an end when I saw Kim, her eyes filled with confusion.

"Huh? What? Yeah, I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?" I said with a small smile.

"Well you certainly didn't look like a human Venus fly trap awaiting for the common house fly." snorted Milton who came just in the nick of time with Eddie right behind him.

I lifted an eyebrow to him and shrugged my shoulders as I stood up and walked Kim, Eddie, and Milton towards Petey's.

We saw Jerry as he shuffled his way into Petey's, an imaginary beat playing through his head. We watched in amusement as he appeared to glide on air. Then, I saw the wet floor sign. "JERRY WATCH OUT!" I screamed.

Kim, Eddie, and Milton gave me a befuddled look before seeing what I was talking about as they screamed it along with me. "Jerry! Watch out for the floor!"

"Huh?" Jerry finally answered, but it was too late. His feet shuffled too far and he slipped across the floor, a high-pitched squeal coming from his mouth. Everyone who had gathered watched as Jerry flew high up into the air, and falling in a blur into the giant pizza that had been laid on a specially made table. Tomato sauce and cheese flew everywhere as Jerry landed on the pizza with a very large thud. He rolled around, scared for his life before Petey grabbed him and hoisted him out. Jerry looked at everyone, took his finger, licked it and said, "Well, dig in everyone, there's plenty of Jerry and his swagaroni to go around!"

Present Day:

We all made no effort to stop the tears that flooded down our faces. "Well, don't worry, that won't happen again guys, now c'mon, let's get crack-a-lackin!" exclaimed Jerry.

We all smiled at him as we made our way to Little Caesar's. After going through two boxes of ultimate meat, 24 wings, and a whole lotta crazy bread, we groaned and waddled out of Little Caesar's, said our goodbyes and went our separate ways. I hopped on the bus, and made my way to my house.

"Mom? Dad? I'm home!" I said.

"We're in here, sweetie!" said my Mom from the living room. I walked over and plopped down on the couch between them, groaning at how full I was. "I think he might have eaten himself to death," chuckled Jack's Dad.

"Aww, my poor baby, Mommy's little man is getting big!" My mother had a habit of making me still feel like I'm 2, but I will admit, she did make me feel better.

"Alright, well, I'm heading to bed, pretty long day, so I'll see you guys in the morning." I said as I placed a kiss on my mother and father's cheek and hopped up the stairs.

I kicked off my Adidas Hi Tops, and flung them somewhere; I didn't care where, as long as I could find them the next day. I unbuckled my awesome seat belt belt and I smirked to myself; Sex, Drugs and Dubstep, best life ever. I slipped out of my jeans, leaving my striped green and white Abercrombie boxers on. I decidedly took off my v-neck also; I was feeling a little warm. I cracked open a small crack in my window, allowing the cool California night air to hit my stomach, feeling so very refreshing against me. I turned off the lights, and lay down in my king-sized bed. I closed my eyes, replaying my day. Nothing too big happened, a good day of shooting, besides my spacing out, but otherwise good…uhm…oh man, that memory of Jerry and the pizza was hilarious! That was the highlight- wait…that day… my eyes shot wide open, allowing me a view of my bare white ceiling. I remembered her so clearly, that to-die-for body, with a beautiful face, accompanied with silky, long legs wrapped in that luscious dark-brown skin. Where had my goddess gone? I don't remember seeing her after that moment made in heaven. It was as if she came and disappeared, to never appear in my life again. I breathed in and sighed heavily as I slowly drifted into the dream realm.