Author's Note: So this is being posted early because I prob wont be up until 12 tonight since i didn't sleep last night becuase i binge read a manga. lol it was good, and I'm not tired yet but I will be. Anyways this is chapter 4 please enjoy.

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Romance Troubles - Chapter 4

Your name is Rose Lalonde and you are currently in the middle of passionately kissing your girlfriend before she has to leave for the night. Since your mother was gone for the day you had both planned on a movie day, and had agreed to leave your phones off so that no one else could interfere. It was already pretty late and Kanaya knew that she needed to be home before her roommates' mother or she would be in trouble so it was time to leave.

Their lips separate as Kanaya smiled at Rose, "I'll Message You When I Get Home."

Rose smiled, "Ok."

Kanaya turned to leave and Rose went back in to her house after the troll had left. She looked at the living room to see the mess that they had made. After sighing she headed upstairs deciding on cleaning up tomorrow since her mom wouldn't be home until tomorrow night by the earliest anyways. When she got to her room she grabbed her phone from her bedside table and turned it on. She wasn't surprised to see that she had a ton of missed messages. She began to look through the message and didn't care to respond to most of them. Although when she saw what Dave had said, she was indeed curious to hear about what was happening. She was even more curious after having the conversation with John that she did the night before.


- TentacleTherapist [TT]began perstering turntechGodhead [TG] at 22: 10 -

TT: What's going on? I saw your earlier messages.

TG: finally Rose you're online.

TT: Yes and it seems to me that something dire must be happening for you to behave in such a frazzled way.

TG: I'm going to ignore the fact that you just used the word frazzled in a conversation with me and get down to the point. Last night I kissed John and told him my feelings.

TT: Yeah. I know that already.

TG: What? How? Damn it John.

TT: Calm down you are not the only one that comes to me for help.

TG: Well besides that this morning he came over and told me he liked me.

TT: and.

TG: Well then suddenly my brother was hugging him, and they told me that they were already dating.

TT: So then you're upset that you got shot down.

TG: No what I am confused about is that they still want to date me.

TT: So they suggested a polyamorous relationship to you then. That does indeed sound like something Dirk would suggest. So what problem do you have with this suggestion?

TG: Seriously. Isn't it obvious? First of all they want me to date my brother. Second is it really okay to date them both at the same time.

TT: Well do you really want my opinion on the situation or do you only want me to tell you what you want to hear.

TG: What do you think? I wouldn't have messaged you if I didn't.

TT: Okay. First get over the fact that he's your older brother. The important thing to think about is whether or not you have those types of feelings for him. Do you feel the same way for him that you do for John?

TG: I don't know I've never really thought about whether or not I love my brother in that type of way.

TT: Well that is the first thing you have to decide. Second you need to decide whether you can accept John having the feelings that he does for Dirk. Lastly can you be 100% honest with both of them about how you are feeling? Polyamorous relationships can only work out when everyone is completely honest.

TG: I get it. So do you think I love my brother?

TT: You can't ask me for answers about how you feel. I cannot read your mind as much as all of you seem to think I can.

TG: Thanks. Anyways I'm going to go offline for a little while so that I can think about this stuff by myself for a bit.

TT: Ok. Goodnight Dave.

TG: night.

- TentacleTherapist [TT]ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 23:55 -


- TentacleTherapist [TT]began perstering ectoBiologist [Eb] at 00:00 -

TT: Are you a wake John?

EB: Yup. What do you need Rose?

TT: Just messaged to see what you were doing?

EB: Oh. Well me and Dirk are at my house playing games up in my room.

TT: So Dave's at home alone then.

EB: Yeah, Why?

TT: Oh nothing. Anyways I heard that you guys proposed a polyamorous relationship too him.

EB: :O

TT: Don't go making that face. Who else did you think he was going to talk to about the idea? Why do you all think that no one but yourselves talk to me about romantic issues.

EB: Yeah. We told him that we both liked him that way and asked if he wanted to be a part of our relationship.

TT: That's cute. Did he blush?

EB: No it isn't….. And yes, yes he did.

TT: Anyways I won't take anymore of your date time away from the two of you. Goodnight.

EB: Night Rose.

- TentacleTherapist [TT]ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 00:45 -


- carcinoGeneticist [CG]began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] at 1:15 -

CG: HEY EGBERT?

EB: Hi Karkat.

CG: I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN HAVING BOYFRIEND PROBLEMS?

EB: It's not really problems. Actually I'm really happy right now since Dave and I have finally admitted our feelings for each other.

CG: YOU FUCKING IDIOT. ALL YOU DID TODAY WAS CONFUSE DAVE SO THAT HE CAME RUNNING TO ME FOR ANSWERS.

EB: Oh. I didn't mean to confuse him. I just don't want to give either one of them up. I love both Dave and Dirk. I mean you of all people shouldn't have an issue with all 3 of us dating.

CG: YOU SEEM TO BE CONFUSING YOURSELF. I DON'T GIVE ONE FLYING FUCK ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU FILL A BUCKET WITH EGBERT.

EB: Ewe we haven't done anything like that yet Karkat.

CG: SHUT UP EGBERT. YOU NO WHAT, NEVERMIND. I WAS MESSAGING YOU TO HELP WITH YOUR ROMANTIC ISSUES BUT FUCK IT. THIS CONVERSATION IS OFFICIALLY OVER.

- carcinoGeneticist [CG]ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB] at 1:30 -


Authors Note: So ya I hope everyone enjoyed I have been having a ton of fun posting homestuck fanfic lately. Its so much fun to write pesterlog conversations. But I am still a beginner so don't get to mad if somethings out of place. I find writing homestuck fanfic to be a little different and i like it. ^_^