Soon Kyle and Kenny enterd the cafeteria and seen Cartman as ushal being an ass hole and bulling a couple of redheaded kids. One a young girl who was younger than them was close to tears saying we do have souls and were not gross or the demon kids and another dark haired boy who was freinds with the 2 redheads sticking up for the. kids calling Cartman a fat nasty bastard
God sake is he still bulling Ginger kids I thought he was over that now after we turned him into a Ginger for a few days and he took their side against us laughed Kyle
Yeah but the Ginger kids found out and kicked his ass shure and let's face it Kyle we both know fattass will never change any way enough of him where we're you pair. I saved you a couple of seats said Stan patting a seat next to him and pointing to a seat oppisit him
in the bathroom Kyle was checking on his hair I told him his hair is fine now Kenny said smilling
Yeah I know just wanted to cheak Kyle said then groaned muttering something
Whats up dude asked Stan looking worried for his friend
Urgh bloody Koshia again I had that 3 times last week moaned Kyle looking at his lunch with disappointment and making a face making Kenny giggle a bit
Sup Kyle you look if you found a dead rat in your lunch Kenny joked looking at Kyles face as he unpacked his own now nice lunch
Oh it's bloody mom she's packed me a Kosha lunch again goddamn it she knows I hate the stuff and only eat it out politeness well not today that's going in the trash said Kyle digging into his pockets for money
Aha I have 20 dollers hear so I'll buy lunch Kyle said producing a 20 doller note before going over to join the line to buy a new lunch
Mmm that looks a nice lunch what have you got their Kenny smilled Stan
Cheese ham lettuce and tamato sandwiches also 3 chocolate cookies and apple a candy bar bag of crisps and a bottle of soda and the cookies I made today karen has the rest of the cookies yeah now we have extra money coming in we can afford nice things now Kenny said smilling taking the lid off his soda and sticking in a straw and taking a big sip
Aww that's good I'm really pleased for you Kenny Stan said smilling and patting Kennys hand
H hey fellas can I join you both asked Butters bringing his lunch tray over and smilling at his two freinds
Hi their Butters yeah shure of course but the seat next to Stan is taken by Kyle he's gone to buy his lunch as he didn't like the Koshia lunch his mom packed for him Kenny laughed
Yeah Kyle hates Kosha and his mom always tries to force him to eat it poor guy laughed Stan watching Kyle talk to some other kid he knew in the lunch que
Hey Ken Butters what are you two upto thise weekend wanna go to the Cinima then onto Sizzelers Kyle and I were talking about it the other day smiled Stan
Yeah I'm in depends what I'm doing though I'll need to get back to you on that though said Kenny smilling
Oh sounds really good but I can't my grandmas visiting us thise weekend said Butters eating his lunch
Isnt that the old witch that bullied you said Stan. thinking back to when Butters was terrorized by his own grandma
Y yeah it was but she's stopped now cos I stood upto her and she never hurt me again after that incident but were not close like iam to my other grandma he added
But still good for you Buttercup standing up to that wrinkly old bat Kenny said trying not to swear and also using another nickname he'd given Butters
So what about Sunday then we can go then if your unavalible on Saturday. Stan said smilling
Mmm I dunno I think I heard mom talk about going Xmas shopping at the mall as its open to 9pm and were gonna take Karen to see Santa she has a wish list made out probelly full of Bratz monster high Barbie and American girl dolls so she can tell Santa what she wants we couldn't aford it last year and I felt bad for her watching all the kids going in and out the grotto with a photo and present. Karen never got as far as the grotto que and she was crying she thought Santa didn't like her but things are different thise year and mom plans to spoil her and were gonna have the best Xmas ever Kenny smilled
Y yeah you broke your arm last year and was in hospital. butters said
Yeah I did I thought Xmas was gonna be ruined last year but it turned out good but thise year Xmas is gonna be much better I just know it and already mom has got some nice things in for Karen we got a silver cross dolls pram coach built pram that's origanaly from London in the UK plus already 3 American girl dolls and their clothes and accessories couple of Monster High dolls a Barbie doll plus games some colouring art things play jewellery making set couple of teddy bears a Cotten candy maker that pink strawberry teddy bear that was the bad guy in Toy story movie Kenny said
Oh Lotsa bear yeah he was cute but badass Stan laughed
Well we have him as Karen likes him plus some books clothes and shoes moms looking for a winter coat and boots. and new nightwear and stocking fillers and candy for her so yeah she's getting spoiled but before Karen was lucky if she got a couple of things from the 99 cent store we just couldn't aford all the lovely things and mom had to say that Santa was sick so didnt make a lot of presents but thise year Karen will practically have a toy store to herself Kenny said smilling
Well that's good you can now and I hope Karen has a great time at Xmas she's a good kid i like her wish she was my sister instead of shelly Stan said smilling and then glanced over as Kyle came back to the table with a tray and his new lunch
Get anything nice then asked Stan smilling at the redhead
Yep pizza and fries and diet cola okay guys I know it's junk food and norrmally I'm not in with stuffing yourself with junk food as it is unhealthy but hey we can all alow ourselfs a little junk food in winter and it's PE next so I'll burn it off then said Kyle munching on a fry
Oh hey their Butters I'm so sorry I didn't see you their Kyle said smilling at the blond
H hi Kyle it's okay. Stan was telling me that you didn't like the Kosha lunch your mom packed so you got a new lunch Butters said
Oh don't get me started on Kosha I hate it okay just cos I'm Jewish mom and everyone else thinks that's all I eat Kosha morning noon and night and mom says all Jews love Kosha but hello thise Jew here hates Kosha Kyle moaned eating another fry as his freinds laughed a bit
Oh Kyle did you take your insulin asked Kenny suddenly worried for his diabetic friend
Yep I did so no worries I'm fine said Kyle now eating a bit of pizza
Mmmm thise is lovely far better than crappy Kosha any day Kyle said chewing on a large mouthfull and sipping some juice
Just then Cartman came over and sighed sitting next to Kenny who made a face if he didn't want the fat boy next too him
Fucking ginger kids I hate them Cartman mutterd
Oh now what fatass and I seen you pick on those 2 ginger kids earler what did they do to you I thought you'd made it up with the ginger kids Stan said
I kinda but those 2 assholes jumped the que for lunch and all that fucking waiting for bloody rabbit food why can't I get pizza and fries like Kyle that's not fair Cartman mutterd glaring at Kyle who had a bluge in his cheek that was full of food
Cos your on a diet and your not aloud thise. fattass that's why said Kyle swallowing and taking another sip of cola
Ay I'm not fat I'm just festively plump that's all and that's so not fair Cartman moaned
Festively plump your more stuffed than a Xmas turkey laughed Kenny nudging Butters but he said nothing
Face it fatass your obease your way over weight look at you the way your carring on now you won't live to see your 18th that isn't good for your heart you'll have a heart attack and anyway I don't need to loose weight infact iv been told by my doctor I'm a little underweight said Kyle smugly looking at his tall slender frame
You skinny smug jewboy trade lunches with me now said Cartman trying to grab the tray from kyle but Kyle held on firmly to his tray
Nuhu you let go fatass I need thise more than you do and Kyle deliverd a painfull kick to Cartmans leg uner the table
Ay you fucking ginger Jersey Jew that fucking hurt you'll pay for that Yelled Cartman
Good it was ment to hurt hope you get a huge bruise now get lost we don't want you here yelled Kyle glaring at Cartman with threatening green eyes
Kinny trade lunches with me Cartman said looking at all the goodies Kenny had in his new ironman lunch case
Fuck off dude no way you greedy bastard bet your own Kenny yelled and Stan said the same so it seemed Cartman was out of luck
But Butters was about to trade but in the end Kyle stopped him and Kenny grabbed Butters lunch tray to protect it so in the end a defeated Cartman went else where moaning how it wasent fair
Fucking asshole he is what a bloody cheek he has wanting our lunches said Kenny watching Cartman now annoy some other kids
Yeah he will never learn I hope someone gives him a hard smack in the face cos he deserves it Stan said
Well if he goes near Karen I will fucking kill him no one messes with my baby sister and lives to tell the tale said Kenny looking over to where Karen was at the other side of the room with her freinds and thankfully she was okay and laughing whist flicking her long brown hair over her shoulders and Cartman was no where near her
S so what's the next lesson asked Butters eating
PE oh Butters have you still not found your time table yet asked Kyle
Er no I can't find it iv searched my locker and tray in school also my pockets and bag and my desk at home iv looked everywhere it's vanished he added
Mine is a crumpled mess in my bag with stains on it joked Kenny
Same here. I'm into my second time table the first one got torn so where is your time table then asked Stan
I have 2 copies of it one is sellotaped to the inside of my locker door the other one is laminated and is in a clear plastic folder in my school diary I carry in my bag so it is neat and clean and I have a spare one at home thats been made bigger thats on my wall said Kyle
School diary what's all that about then asked Kenny
Well it's for any big events that is happaning at school I want to mark down so I won't forget and also if I need to bring anything I think you should all keep one Kyle smilled
Ohh get Mr orginized laughed Kenny
Well yes call me that if you want but I like to be orginized and also it has it's plus points gets you on the good side of the teachers and at the end of the year they will make a comment on it on your end of year school report Kyle added smilling
Teachers pet teased Kenny laughing
Well being a teachers pet gets you good grades and it looks good on your report card you should try it some times laughed Kyle as everyone finished their lunch and tidied up a bit before heading into the playground to enjoy what was left of the break
Well that's that chappy done more to come wow I'm making Kyle out a teachers pet lol so stay tuned for more fun to come
