A/N Hi Hetalians! (Looks at the reviews) I'm very disappointed of you… only one new review? Well, this chapter's about a country that few people know… my country, Ecuador! Well, not entirely but I'll introduce her now… Remember, the person who gives me the 10th and 15th review receives a drabble of the country you want. Scratch that, the 10th, the 15th and the 20th. So, send a review! A fanfic with lots of reviews is happy fanfic, da!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that could be registered here. Don't sue me, just don't try. Also, this is my first try in a non-dialogue pattern… Oh and I'm using Japanese pronouns because it's more easier to me…
I brought the bread, Iggy!
Another day in the Allies meeting… and (U. S. of) America was late, as usual.
"Where could be that git?" England asked annoyed to other Allies while drumming his fingers in the table "At this rate, even Italy could win this war!"
"I prefer this-aru" China said "At least is quieter and we could even progress-aru"
"AHAHAHAHA~!"
All the Allies facepalmed. Yes, all of them, even Canada.
"What now?"
"England! My friends from America decided to become allies and help us!" (U.S. of)America said to England (or should I say screamed…?) while opening the door.
"Comrade America, we already know that, da. That's why you're here" Russia said, probably to not stay without saying anything.
"Yes, you git! I agree with Russia in this! Your nation's already participating!" England said, still annoyed with (U. S. of) America, while still facepalming.
(U. S. of) America, who usually doesn't read the atmosphere, hided himself, knowing what'd happen.
"HIS NATION?"
An avalanche of tanned nation-people opened the door and death glared at England.
"I don't remember the moment America stopped being a full-fledged continente and became a country, chico" stated Cuba.
"I should have allied with the axis powers…" said a 'well-developed' country-girl (Brazil) while sighing.
"E-England, f-from n-now on, just call me-me United Sates" said (U. S. of) America, still hiding in the table. "they're kinda… terrifying to whoever says America's a nation"
England sweatdroped. Trying to not start bad, he apologized.
"Добро пожаловать to the Allied Forces, da! It's nice to meet you! ^J^" Russia welcomed the Central and South Americans, with his eternal smile. Yup, some were terrified of him.
"Aiyah! America's a continent-aru? The world's always more complicated to me-aru!" China was really surpised.
[Pan American Union]
The members of the Pan American Union, who were all neutral between 1939 and 1941, formed a mutual defense pact at a conference of foreign ministers at Havana, from July 21 to 30, 1940. The "Declaration on Reciprocal Assistance and Cooperation for the Defense of the Nations of the Americas" was part of the Final Act of the Second Meeting of the Ministers of Foreign Affairs of the American Republics at Havana, Cuba, July 30, 1940. There were twenty-one signatories: Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Guatemala, Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, U. S. of America and Venezuela.
[America!]
Be careful. Really. I'm serious. Never, EVER, use the word American in front of a Latin American to refer to something from the USA. They usually start to argue over the name of the continent of the same name and bash the country. The word for "American" in our general sense is "norteamericano"(North American) or "estadounidense", not just "americano."
United States of Hetamerica
"There was a time where Old America, Aztecan Empire, Incan Empire and Mayan Empire ruled over the American continent…"
"These are the stories of their descendants, and their influence over the world of…"
England: Hetalia!
Ecuador: Hetamerica!
Bases for Love!
"I think we shouldn't have come here-aru. We could get stranded and repeat the overly-long running gag-aru" China said, breaking the fourth wall.
"Don't worry chaps! I know these islands as well as I know how to cook" England said with a bit of pride.
"Then, we should worry" stated France, infuriating England.
"Hush it! We need the place to insert a military base, dudes!" America told them
"USA-sama! You arrived! I was waiting you!" screamed the multi-regions country kid, Ecuador "And you must be the other allies! It's an honor!"
"Thanks for giving me the Galapagos Islands! I'll return them when I finish with the Axis Powers!" America screamed, pleased with the young country-girl.
"For what I have heard, my islands could easily attract them and prison them here and probably won't escape! ^_^" Ecuador stated, half-joking. "And you must be the rest of the Aliados!" Ecuador said, while looking to the other older country-people.
Ecuador hugged China and Russia to greet them. She just reached China's hip. And better no commenting with Russia. About to do the same with France; England, Canada, New Zealand and Australia tried to stop France and America, Mexico, Brazil and China did the same with Ecuador, to no avail. To the surprise of all the allies, France didn't hug Ecuador by his own will and just started messing her hair.
"Ma bien-aimée nation, you're smaller that I remind you were"
"You can blame Peru that" Ecuador said, with a slightly bittersweet tone.
"Pérou? I never liked that girl. She's like a Latin Angleterre"
No rape attempts? No "I wish you would be French territory"? Heck, no hug? What's wrong with the Earth? Is X or Y planet going in reverse? Not that everyone didn't notice something weird Ecuador and her hugs…
"Well frog, right now you tell us the trick! What are you planning?" England said, still behind France after 'trying to protect the poor girl'.
"Something wrong, England-baka? I just hugged my former mentor. I don't think that's something wrong" Ecuador said to England, now glaring at England. She had had rough times with the former pirate that is better not mentioning.
"Mentor?"
"But! I always thought you used to be a Spanish colony!" America said, also surprised.
"Angleterre's just jealous than he can't be so close to his former charges" France mocked at England.
"I was Spain's colonia when France decided I was 'unfertile' and went after Mexico" Ecuador told them, trying to make it clear.
"You know I regret it now" France said, very… "France".
Almost all the allies freak out.
[French Colonies] I couldn't believe it when my Ecuadorian friend of FFN told me about this. I always thought we used to be Spanish. I'll translate what she told me:
"We have never been under the Spanish yoke, and we had a king in Napoleon III because we were, Ecuador, a French colony, so we have so many monks, schools, churches and saints praising French. We would talk French if Napoleon III would have cared Ecuador and had not gone off behind Mexico.
Ecuador was rejected by Spain,was given on a silver platter to France who accepted it, gave it all, France is after all not bad, (Lol. This is my friend's opinion, by the way…) tried to put hand to Guayaquil, (Ex-nation, and now city of Ecuador. I can smell another Prussia…) and Guayaquil did not let. Later Napoleon III said Ecuador was arid land and not offered him anything. France left Ecuadorand went in search ofMexico."
Also, did you know that Ecuador was frequently visited by ENGLISH pirates?
…
[Ecuador, you'll be my support!] Again, I'm citing my friend. Gotta tell you, she's graduated in History:
"Ecuador, in the Second World War belonged to the Allies, Galapagos was given to the U.S. and put amilitary base, you can ask any old to tell you of the military base, and again in the program LaTV made a documentary about Galapagos and Ecuador at WW2 with the Allies, and the internal war between Guayaquil and Ecuador is called the War of the100 deaths, because there were 100 deaths, only 100. The decision to put Ecuador and Galapagos was present Arroyo del Rio, so it happened as the stupidest presiden tin my view.
Ecuador is also founder of the UN,as founder and head is standing in the decisions and why so many Ecuadorians have high positions. And apparently in Hetalia do not consider that."
"USA-sama! I brought something you'd like to see!" Ecuador screamed happily to the All-American Boy.
"What, my youngling?" America wondered what the small girl had to be so happy.
Ecuador pointed out the 'villains' she already imprisoned.
"Veh~"
"I wonder how they caught us!" Germany was mad.
"We're in an island, sir." Japan assured.
"Veh~! It's always a funny running-"
"ITAAALYYY!" Germany shouted out loud, avoiding his Italian friend's fourth wall breaking.
"Finally, Ecuador as an ally; imprisoned Japanese, Italians and Germans. And took away their land and money.Power and property."
Ecuador: Hetamerica~!
Filming a Movie with Su-san~~~
"Hei-Hei! It's Finland! I'm here between latitudes 2°N and 5°S, and longitudes 75° and 92°W because…"
"F'nl'nd, t' wh' 'r' y' t'lk'ng t'?"
"Eeeh, t-to n-no o-one i-in sp-special, Su-san! I-I appreciate t-that you came h-here to h-help me with m-my new d-documentary!"
" 'h. I s'."
Yup, Finland's still terrified of Sweden.
"How did you know where this country was, by the way Su-san?" Finland asked, more relieved. "It took me years to know it was here, in this coordinates"
" I c'm' h'r' w'th Fr'nc' 'nc' " Sweden told in his 'Say it again?' accent. " 'nd y' w'r' h'r' t' 'f m' m'm'r' 'sn't l'ng t' m' "
"Really? I don't remember it-"
"FINLAND, YOU IDIOT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY LAND!" A young girl shouted out loud. "Oh, hola Suecia!"
"H' 'c'd'r!"
"Oh, it's… true. That was the reason I came here". DX Poor Finland…
[The French Geodesic Mission] 'Poor Finland' my –bleep-! But I love coincidences, lol! The former name of Ecuador was Quito.
The French Geodesic Mission (also called the Geodesic Mission to Peru, Geodesic Mission to the Equator and the Spanish-French Geodesic Mission) was an 18th-century expedition to what is now Ecuador carried out for the purpose of measuring the roundness of the Earth and measuring the length of a degree of latitude at the Equator. The mission was one of the first geodesic (or geodetic) missions carried out under modern scientific principles, and the first major international scientific expedition.
In the 18th century, there was significant debate in the scientific community, specifically in the French Academy of Sciences (Académie des sciences), as to whether the circumference of the Earth was greater around the Equator or around the poles. French astronomer Jacques Cassini held to the view that the polar circumference was greater. Louis XV, the King of France and the Academy sent two expeditions to determine the answer: one was sent to Lapland, close to the North Pole, under Swedish physicist Anders Celsius and French mathematician Pierre Maupertuis. The other mission was sent to Ecuador, at the Equator. Previous accurate measurements had been taken in Paris by Cassini and others.
In other words, Sweden helped France in his excursion in Quito. To resume the rest, Spain, France and Sweden found that Quito was crossed by the Equator. So her name was changed to 'Ecuador'.
[The small Ecuador] DIE, FINLAND, DIE! Yet again, my friend told me that this happened with Ecuador a bit before the idiot's "husband" arrived:
"During the colonial Ecuador was huge and had in his possession some of the land of Brazil.
Much of the country was in the former nation Guayaquil.
Peru fights have always been for Guayaquil, a port being the port because they wanted money favored.
In every battle and settlement Peru took a chunk, until the battle of Jambeli, and the blunder of Finland (Me: I've no idea why. I'll ask my friend later.), Brazil took away a huge chunk of Amazon".
Of which he did a documental recently.
And where we are going to stop, I wonder.
Finland: Hetalia!
Ecuador: Hetamerica~!
Gran Colombia
(N/A I'll start this new segment and probably you'll find it rather similar to Chibitalia. In fact, I always thought of Gran Colombia as a Latin!HRE. So the similarities are intentional, since this is a parody of the original Hetalia and I wanted this to make it more… cutesy. 3)
Long ago, in northwestern South America, could be found Quito, in the area where later would be Ecuador.
"I lived with my older sister Guayaquil!"
Together, they were raised by many different tribes, only communicating with countries in the farther west and the Inca Empire.
Guayaquil and Quito always stood out in the ceramic figures and vessels.
"But we are alone! Would like to see my aniki further west! And find out about new countries!"
Be careful what you wish for, Quito!
Much later, she'd meet with the problems that prevented her from being a great country in the future.
"You should be French territory!"
"Fusososososo~ Fusosososososo~"
"You are part of Peru, right, che?"
"You must Become One with The Gran Colombia!"
Pitiful and Weak Quito ~
"Wait for me! You have to become one with The Gran Colombia!"
"Noooooooo ~!"
To be continued…
With love, vodka and sunflowers! 1996!
(A/N Hope you, my loyal readers, can forgive me for not updating the original story. I've a special plan that one. But consider this my special tribute for your patience!)
"AHAHAHAHA! Welcome to the land of the hero! Here in the Olympics of Awesome Atlanta '96!" America screamed, more joyful than ever in his life. "Good Nations from the World! Now in the Men's 20 kilometers walk event, we can see to Ilya Markov of Russia in first place, followed very close by Jefferson Pérez of Ecuador and Bernardo Segura from Mexico! Oh goodness… why my heroic and cool athlete isn't even nearby to 'em?"
"Aaaaah! It's nice to be with USA-sama!"
"Excuse me comrade. Is this seat free, da?"
Russia appeared, looking for a seat to look better at Ilya Markov, his star athlete.
"Not a problem señor!" Ecuador let Russia seat nearby her. "Ilya Markov? Are you Russia?"
""You mean me, comrade? Da, I'm Rossiyskaya! And you're?"
"I'm Ecuador, it's a pleasure!"
…The race continued until…
"OMG!" America dropped the microphone he was using to tell what was happening in the race to his fellow nations.
"Bloody –bleep-!" The same, England dropped his cup of tea.
"Excusez-moi?" France, who was about to do 'you-know-what' to England behind his back, almost fainted,
"Aiyah!"
"WHAT?" Germany couldn't believe what happened and started choking with the hot dog he bought. Prussia started laughing at his 'un-awesome' bruder. "Kesesesese~"
"Veh~" "-bleep-it!"
"Nani ka?"
"It can't be- KolKolKolKolKol…"
…It happened the unimaginable…
"W-well! And t-the winner's…" America started making his last will and testament very fast, knowing Russia wouldn't be pitiful to him, despite not having anything to do with it. "Jefferson Pérez from Ecuador"
Later…
"…eeeeh… Buena carrera!" Ecuador tried to be friendly with the Slavic country guy, which was with a very dreadful aura.
"Ah? Daaaaa…" Russia was very sad and disappointed.
"No mames Russia! Your athlete performed well!" Mexico told him, while giving pats on the back to cheer him up.
"In third place, the bronze medal is for… BERNARDO SEGURA, FROM MEXICO~!"
El Sr. Segura received the medal, not without raising it to show it to his country, which was proud of him.
"Second Place! The plate medal is for… ILYA MARKOV, FROM (ahem) RUSSIA~!"
The comrade Markov just dedicated a smile to his country, which (surprisingly) gave back to his eternal smile. (Of course it was a little bit forced and with a tic one now…)
"And first place in the Men's 20 kilometers walk event, the gold medal is for… JEFFERSON PÉREZ, FROM ECUADOR~!"
El Sr. Pérez looked with determination and joy to the young country girl, who was on the verge of tears, but of extreme happiness. Ecuador won!
Unexpected is a word very far from what the other countries thought of this. Guatemala and Nicaragua were making bets to the Mexican athlete, who seemed the most obvious winner if Russia didn't win. It has to be said that Nicaragua lost more that she earned in a year.
In the other hand, the Slavic Sisters (especially Belarus) and Russia's little brat Kaliningrad Oblast were more than sure that the Russia's athlete would win. Ukraine-chan and Oblast-kun had to grab Belarus by thearms to avoid a slaughter of the Andes Mountain country girl.
Now, the anthem of the winner nation had to sound to celebrate it… which didn't.
"Where? Where? Where it is?" America was searching what for him was the most impossible thing to find in the World.
"What are you doing, you git? We've been waiting you for hours!"
"Iggy, you've to help me! I can't find it!"
" 'Iggy' " England didn't liked the nickname France and the Fangirls give him. "And tell me, what you can't find?"
"The anthem of Ecuador!"
[Atlanta 1996] Lol. My teacher once told me that no one in the world expected to my Lindo Ecuador to win, not even the people from the same country. It was to the point that the people in charge of the Olympic Games of that year (*coff, Alfred, coff*) couldn't find the anthem for the country in hours! XD
Aiyah! Later in 2008-aru!
"Aiyah! This is last lap in the Men's 20 kilometers walk event of Beijing 2008-aru! This is your conductor, China-aru!" (Background: Gong!) China tried to keep it interesting to the rest of the world. It has to be the said he was nervous and everything he said was a scream.
"And… we've a winner! Oh…" China said when he realized who the winner was.
"Such a coincidence! My second medal and it was against Russia again!" Few days the poor country girl Ecuador won something.
"Da, comrade! Nice race!"
Both Russia and Ecuador were smiling. What the freaking heck happened? Well, ladies and (probably) gentlemen, this happened:
"Ahem! In third place, the bronze medal is for… JARED TALLENT, FROM AUSTRALIA! ARU!"
(Background: Australian Aboriginal Music) Both Mr. Tallent and Australia were grinning.
"In second place! The plate medal is for… JEFFERSON PÉREZ, FROM ECUADOR! ARU!"
Ecuador smiled to El Sr. Pérez. She didn't expected to him to win. It was a long time between the first time he competed in the Olympic Games and now. It was something rather glorious, considering that her never won anything apart from that occasion.
"And first place in the Men's 20 kilometers walk event, the gold medal is for… Valeriy Borchin from Russia…" China said. "…Hmmm… aru" He almost forgot his verbal tic.
Da, this time Russia won. Russia was so joyful he wanted to hug Australia, Ecuador and the comrade Borchin.
[Beijing 2008] Double Lol. Did you know that from both two only times Ecuador won a medal in The Olympic Games, it was against Russia?
WITH LOVE, VODKA AND SUNFLOWERS!
A/N I'm too tired now. I'll make Ecuador's version of whichever ending when I have more inspiration. Maybe in one of the next chapters or later in an edition.
Well, probably you know the song but If you review:
• If you're Latino, Caribbean or from Africa, please tell me how are your countries because I haven't developed too much their personalities. Avoid the things people can find easily on internet. I want curiosities, popular names, food, and the ethnics from your countries. Right now, I only made Ecuador, Honduras and Brazil a girl, Venezuela, Colombia, Peru, Guiana, French Guyane, Suriname, Uruguay, Paraguay, and Argentina a boy.
• If you're European, Australian or Asiatic, please share the stereotypes from our S. American countries. Avoid the very bad ones.
Also, remember! The 10th, the 15th and 20th reviews will have a drabble with the country of your election. Any! So please review! Remember, a fanfic with lots of reviews is a happy fanfic, da!
Toon-Girl-Abby's leaving the place… at least now.
