Chapter 3
Ruckus: Our third contestant is also a genius, though I find it hard to believe as he seems to be sleeping all the time, so how and why is he a genius? Maybe Ruckus should sleep more… (staring off in to space) (snaps back to reality with a shake of the head) Sorry for digressing, please welcome Shikamaru!
{Silence}
Ruckus: Erm, hello? Shikamaru Nara! Can you come out now?
{Producer assistant runs out and whispers into host's ear}
Ruckus: What!? You guys can't find him?! Where did that narcoleptic go off to sleep?
{Producer assistant whispers some more}
Ruckus: The producers say to kick him out of the game? Since they don't know when he will be found? Really?
{Producer assistant nods}
Ruckus: If they say so… (shrugs) Well, looks like the third contestant won't be showing up… Please forgive us and we'll get the fourth contestant ready soon. Tune in after this break.
