Hello my wonderful reading friends! I wrote this while I was drugged with loopy medicine after I went to the orthodontist, so I will say that it is defiantly going to be light, with Kishigo, and pretty much crack! Make sure to R&R! Flamers are my friends! I love your suggestions, and a quick thanks to all you wonderful people who have reviewed my story. (If you like Yu Gi Oh, please check out my friend, wolfgirl97's work, because she's all lonely sitting in a corner crying because nobody will review her stories. If you do review her for me {and I mean well} I'll dedicate a one-shot to you!) Enjoy!

What a crazy day.

Ichigo thought as she dressed into her pajamas. She had finally made it home from the café, deciding to go to bed without her dinner, because she knew she'd probably choke on it. It had been the biggest rush of her life, there has some nerdy alien convention in town, and all the nerdy boys wanted to see some café cosplayers (I think they were American)

Well at least I can finally go to sleep.

She laid her head on her pillow, and pulled the covers over her face, then slowly drifted off to a peaceful sleep. Yeah, that's what she wished had happened. She tossed and turned, attempting to reposition herself more comfortably, to no avail.

That when she got desperate (and I'm talking massive, sleep deprived, desperation!). So she decided to count sheep, who all seemed to have a face that looked like lettuces.

One sheep

Two sheep

Three sheep

Ichigo could feel her body starting to slowly become even sleepier.

Six sheep…

And then mint walked into her thought bubble, dressed in some sort of bull fighting outfit, with another lettuce sheep.

"Oh look, Ichigo is trying to go to sleep." Mint said, looking down at Ichigo. "Baa" said the lettuce sheep.

"We should try to help her." She continued, beginning to smirk. Suddenly a giant ring of fire appeared, and mint had a whip.

"Jump you worthless lettuce, Jump!" she yelled as she cracked her whip.

"Baa!" cried the lettuce sheep as she jumped through the fire over and over again.

"Go, Go!"

Ichigo suddenly jolted up, but she wasn't in her room, she was in a big green field.

Oh, I must've fallen asleep .She realized. Sorry lettuce.

She shook her head, and then looked around at her surroundings.

Smiling mountains, flowers with faces, giggling sun, all that's missing is a bunch of fatties with TV's on their stomachs.

Lost in her thoughts, she didn't notice the three strangers walk up to her.

"Hello? Anybody home?"

"Maybe the hag is finally dead."

"Naw dawg, I can she her breathin."

"Is my koneko-chan sick?"

"Maybe she has a fever or something."

"Ahh! What do we do if she has a fever?"

"Then Kisshu can sleep with her."

"Yay! I get to sleep with my koneko-chan!"

That snapped her back to reality.

"NO F*ING WAY!"

"Ops. She's not sick, too bad."

"Aww!"

She looked up to see Tart and Kisshu. Tart looked normal, but Kisshu was wearing a giant geese costume.

"Hello Koneko-chan." He purred.

She stood up and slapped him in the face, then looked around.

"Hey isn't Pie here too? I was sure I heard him."

"Yah he's right here!" Tart said holding up his cell phone.

"Pie is a cell phone?" Ichigo asked confused.

"No you stupid old hag! The keychain!"

I am not an old hag!

Ichigo peered at the tiny cell phone keychain, and sure enough it was pie.

"Sup chickita."

Pie was wearing black, baggy pants and a bunch of gold jewelry. And he looked like how he was talking, like a pimp.

"Yo K-Dog! Do you have my money?"

"Uh… no not yet." Kisshu replied

"Are you sure about that?"

"Yeah, but I'll have it tomorrow, I promise!"

"That's strange, I was almost certain I told you to have it today."

"Yeah I know, I'm sorry!"

"Oh, you'll be sorry alright."

"0.0"

Starting to become bored, Ichigo turned her head to see Pudding and Aoyama playing with some blocks. She got up and walked over to them, ignoring the constant screams of agony coming from the flowers she was stepping on. When the aliens noticed her departure they quickly followed.

"Hey it's Ichigo Na-no-da!" Pudding said smiling as she and Aoyama stood up.

Well at least they seem normal…

Suddenly all the lights went out and she couldn't see a thing. She heard a shrill scream that she could've sworn came from pudding as the lights returned. The sun was now laughing like a nut.

She screamed.

Lying in front of her was Aoyama, who was dead.

"Ooh. Pretty boy got stoned!" pimp pie said.

"Hey who killed him!" wailed Zakuro, who spontaneously combusted at that second.

"It was tart in the kitchen with the knife!" Kisshu shouted.

"No it was Ichigo in the field with the candlestick!" tart responded.

"It had to have been pie in the hall with the leather belt!" Zakuro chimed in.

"I know who it was…" everyone gasped and turned to face pudding, the crowd going silent.

"It was pudding… in the library... with the revolver. "She lifted her small head to look up, a sick grin was plastered on her face.

Everyone gasped.

"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And your dumb geese too!" she continued, now shouting.

Ichigo sighed. Now everyone looked at her, which includes Aoyama, with confused expressions."

"Well once you start making Scooby doo references I'm out, how do I wake up?" she asked.

"I guess you could try going to sleep here..." the now defiantly zombie like Aoyama suggested.

"Thanks good idea." Lying down and closing her eyes, only for them to jerk back open when she heard something coming. Suddenly Mint and a lettuce-sheep walked over to where they where standing, and laying.

"Oh look, Ichigo is trying to fall asleep."

"Baa."

"We should help her." Mint continued, a sly grin sneaking its way across her face. Out of nowhere a giant ring of fire appeared, and mint was holding a whip.

"Jump! Jump!" she yelled.

"Baa!" cried the lettuce sheep as she jumped through the ring of fire over and over again.

Ichigo jolted up in her bed in a cold sweat.

Oh I'm awake, sorry lettuce.

"Eeh? You're finally awake Koneko-chan?" Kisshu stirred, sitting up next to her.

"KISSHU! Why are you... where did you... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?" she shouted.

Kisshu laughed nervously.

"Well you looked sick, and pie said If you were I could sleep with you!" he exclaimed.

Crap.