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Dumbkit is Dumb and Nicepaw is Possibly Nice

Empresspaw stalked up to her brother. "You can't be kissing Nicepaw!"

"Why not?" the boring brown tom asked.

"You're too young to have a mate!" the pick protaginost mewed.

Dumbkit shrugged. "You're my age and you have two mates- and one of them is Moralstar- our grandfather!"

Nicepaw looked surprised. "You have two mates? What's wrong with those mots?"

"Thy'res notthing wrong with them! They can see just how perfect and beautiful I am," empresskit sed. "Moralstar and Nerdpaw love me and are going to share me caus sharing is caring! Plus, I'm AMAZING AND BRILLIANT AND BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS!"

"You aren't beautiful," the Meanclan cat sad. "You are weird looking. Who has pink fur wit golden star-shaped spots and rainbow eyes?"

Empresspaw glared. "I AM BEAUTIFUL1 AND IF U DONT THINK SO YOUR A BIG MEANIE! Besides, you have a deputy named Weirdlookingface. He's weird looking1."

"NO SHE ISNTt," Nicepaw sed. " You are the meanie. I'm too nice to be friends with you. I'm going back to MeanClan. Dumbkit, if you ever want to get away from your weird sister, come and join my clan."

"ok"

Empressglitter snarld. "U can't join MeanClan, Dumbkit! Dat's against the warrior code!"

Dumbkit sighed. "But I like nicepaw. She's nice. So are her Clanmates. They only attacked PerfectClan because they dn't think it's right for a clan leader to be mates with his granddaughter. I think Hopestar would let me join MeanClan if I asked him."

"How'd they find out about me and Moraltsar?"

"They have spies!" Dumbkit announced.

"GASP111111111"