Chapter 4: Enter Team Meanies

It had been about a week since they found themselves transformed and away from home… the team have also gone though quite a few rescue missions… including saving some Magnemite that were stuck together. Things have been going pretty well expect for Buffy demanding 10 percent from what they earned… that was rough… It was just a nice day and Chiyo-Chan ran though the town square carrying a bag full of books. It was her duty to study up on types, attacks and other Pokemon… she didn't mind… it made her feel useful among a group of fighters… She didn't see the three figures watch her…

"That's the genius… right…" said one of the figures.

"I heard she doesn't have powers like the others…" said the 2nd of the figures.

"She'll be easy to pushover…" said the 3rd.

Not too long later Ranma was practicing his martial arts… the three figures

"So that's the martial artist…" said the first figure.

"Well... um…" said the 2nd, "I don't know he's kind of cute…"

"You like him… I don't get your taste in men…" said the 3rd.

"When he grows a little he's going to H-O-T…" said the 2nd.

The other two figures sweatdroped… that's when Ranma felt their presence.

"Hey! Who's spying me!" he yelled.

"He's on to us!" said the 1st figure.

All three of them ran.

"That's strange…" said Ranma.

No too long later Luffy was exploring the forest… the three figures watched him

"So that's the one that can stretch like rubber…" said the 1st figure.

"Seems rather dim to me…" said the 2nd.

"We still can't underestimate him…" said the 3rd.

Not too long later they were watching Asuna who was walking though town square… three figures watched her

"She has some sort of ability… but I have no idea…" said the 1st.

"Seem like some brat to me…" said the 2nd figure.

"She seems odd…" said the 3rd.

Later Momoko was sitting under a tree eating some cake… while the three figures…

"She's one of ones we have to worry most about…" said the 1st figure.

"Why?" asked the 2nd.

"She can fly and has super strength…" said the third.

Not too long later Naruto was meditating in the woods.

"He uses something called Jutsus… which I don't what they are but he can multiply himself…" said the 1st figure.

"He seems dim too…" said the 2nd.

"I don't think we should underestimate him…." said the 3rd figure.

"Hey is someone out there?" said Naruto.

"We better go…" said the 1st figure.

All three figures ran away. Naruto sighed… "Just what I need…" he mumbled.

He went back to meditation… Naruto delve inside his mind. Inside his mind he was still human… also his mindscape resembled a sewer… with a giant cage. Inside the cage was a giant fox with nine tails… this was the great Kyubi no Yoko… sealed into Naruto as a child…

"Hey fox!" yelled Naruto, "Don't ignore me!"

"So human… you want to know what happened to you and your new friends… is that right?" said Kyubi.

"Why else would I be here!" yelled Naruto.

The great demon smirked evilly… "I won't tell you…" said Kyubi.

"Why you!" yelled Naruto.

"Now, now… if I knew how to change you back and send you back home… then that would be unfair to your friend… I've only been able to pin point the location of Luffy's world… as much like our own is different than others… I'm being fair to your friends… it will take a while for me to figure out where others…"

"And a demon like you would want something in exchange… no thanks… I just wanted to know how I ended up like this…" said Naruto.

"And would that make your friends ask where you got the answered… unless your willing to tell them about me…" said Kyubi.

Naruto glared at his tenant so to speak…

"I'm leaving…" he said, "It's almost lunch time…"

Naruto left his mindscape… he gave stretch… and ran words the house… where Chiyo-Chan was finishing up lunch.

"Wow… Naruto usually your one the ones who get here first…" said Asuna.

"Well I was busy…" said Naruto, "With… um… ninja stuff…"

"Ninja stuff… what kind of answer is that…" said Asuna.

"Hey… did anyone feel like they were being watched?" asked Naruto changing the subject.

"I did…" said Ranma, "So who do you think they were?"

"Dunno…" said Naruto.

"Maybe a rival rescue team… after all there are quite a few rescue teams…" said Chiyo-Chan.

"Okay…" said Naruto.

"When do you think "Lady Buffy" will show up?" asked Asuna.

"I have no idea… but I really don't like her… she reminds me of Himeko… this girl from my class who's really spoiled…" said Momoko.

"Really… you have a spoiled girl in your class too?" asked Asuna.

"Yeah…" said Momoko, "You too…"

"Her name's Ayaka…" said Asuna.

The two began to talk about their spoiled classmates.

"It's nice to see their not fighting…" said Luffy.

"Whatever…" said Ranma.

That's when there was scream outside…

"That was Buffy!" said Naruto.

They ran outside to find a Gengar, an Ekans and a Medicham outside their house holding all their mail… and scaring Buffy.

"How can you go though our mail! That's against the law…" said Buffy.

"Who's going to stop us… Puffy's out of town and your team is pathetic…" said Gengar.

"Except for Ranma…" said the Medicham, "He's hot…"

"Who's calling who pathetic!" yelled Luffy.

"Well, well isn't Team Freak!" said Gengar.

"Team Freak is taken by that Lunatone and Solrock because Team Geek, Team Nerd, Team Otaku, and Team Spock were taken by other teams…" said the Ekans.

"Great… well I guess their team name is already band enough… what kind of name is Team Ninja Sentai Pirate King?" said Gengar.

"It was came up by two idiots and an otaku…" said Asuna with a sweat drop.

The two idiots (Naruto and Luffy) and otaku (Momoko) sighed with sweat drops "Please don't say it like that…" they said.

"So who are you?" asked Ranma with a glare.

"We're a rescue team too…" said Gengar.

"Well actually we're posing as a rescue Team… we have other goals…" said Ekans.

"World Domination…" said Medicham.

"Right…" said Ranma.

"So they seriously think they can take over the world?" asked Asuna.

"You can't take over the world!" yelled Luffy.

"Because we will stop you!" yelled Naruto.

"Well… I'm not surprised they think those guys can pull it off…" said Ranma.

"Me neither…" said Asuna.

"We're Team Meanies!" said Gengar.

"Team Meanies?" asked all of Team Ninja Sentai Pirate King.

That's when they began to crack up…

"So what you have a worse name than us…" said Gengar.

"Yeah… but we're not trying to take over the world… do you think that anyone would follow Team Meanies?" asked Ranma.

There was an awkward silence…

"Ah… touché…" said Ekans.

"You have a point… but I doubt you're strong." said Gengar.

"We are strong!" yelled Naruto.

"Want to show us… how strong you really are?" asked Gengar, "If you beat us that would be a laugh!"

"Let's fight right now!" said Luffy.

"Fine!" said Gengar.

"I get to fight Ranma!" said Medicham.

Ranma hid behind Momoko, "Why don't you fight Momoko… I don't like fighting girls…" he said.

This prompted Momoko to sweat drop.

"I get the snake…" said Naruto.

"So I get the purple thing!" said Luffy.

The fight began… Momoko and Naruto were doing well… both were winning… however with Luffy… well his attacks just passed though Gengar's body.

"What happening?" asked Luffy as his retracted to his body.

"You silly little Chimchar… don't you know physical attack have no effect on me!" said Gengar with a grin.

"Hey Luffy! Let's switch!" said Asuna.

"Why?" asked Luffy.

"I have something up my sleeve…" said Asuna.

"Okay!" said Luffy.

The tow switched places…

"So you think you win… your attacks are even more pitiful than his I bet…" said Gengar.

"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Asuna, "Adeat!"

Asuna summoned her artifact… Gengar began to chuckle.

"You think that can beat me?" asked Gengar.

"We've been going though quite a few missions… I noticed one thing… that my weapon can only hurt one type of Pokemon…" said Asuna with a smirk.

"What type is that?" asked Gengar.

Asuna ran up to Gengar and hit him with her fan… Gengar fell to the ground and began to twitch…

"Ghost Types…" said Asuna.

"Wow!" said Luffy.

"We saw that many times…" said Ranma.

"Oh yeah…" said Luffy.

At the same time both Medicham and Ekans fell onto Gengar.

"Looks like we win…" said Naruto.

All three Pokemon got up…

"So you are strong… but we're still taking your rescue requests!" said Gengar.

"Let's get out here… that guy's crazy!" said Ekans.

"Let's run!" yelled Medicham.

"Fine!" said Gengar.

All of them ran away quickly… they still had the rescue requests…

"Great… they stole the requests how else am I going to get paid now…" said Buffy.

"But aren't you rich?" asked Asuna.

"Yes I am… but I could always be richer…" said Buffy.

This caused everyone else to sweat drop.

"So…" said Ranma, "You think we'll run into them again?"

"They're be back…" said Naruto.

"Yeah… especially Medicham…" said Chiyo-Chan.

"You mean the one I fought…" said Momoko, "She certainly likes Ranma…"

Ranma sighed… he didn't want to have his girl troubles fallow him…

"So…" said Momoko, "Do you think we'll be seeing them again?"

"Probably…" said Luffy.

"I think so…" said Naruto.

"I hope not…" said Ranma, "Unless the other aren't with Medicham…" he mumbled.

"Definitely…" said Asuna.

"I think so too…" said Chiyo-Chan.

"Well… I guess things are more interesting for our Team…" said Buffy, "An evil rival that's scared of my older brother!"

"Your older brother?" asked the others.

"Yeah… he's well… eventually you'll meaty him…" said Buffy, "He's in his own rescue Team… their good but their f-ed up…"

All of them didn't know what to say… all they knew si that they had a rival on their hands… and they didn't know what was going to happen with them…

Next Time: They have to rescue a Diglett from a Skarmory... and it time that Team Ninja Sentai Pirate King force their manger to face the real world... what will happen when the spoiled princess of a Pokemon is forces with a rescue... find out next time...