Hey y'all I'm back the amazing, totally wonderful, and INSANELY CHAOTIC! Chiclets. And now Introducing, the amazing, HYPERGIRL
Hey everyone.
Hey girlie! NOW,
Y'all know 'em, yah love 'em….. The Food Group! YAAHHHOOOO!
-audience claps and cheers and jumps outta there seats-
For them but never for me, is there something wrong with me?
-Kishu takes a deep breath like he's gonna say something-
Never mind don't chu say nuttin.
Okay.
Aww, good boi Kishie, I love you!
So does everyone else.
I know but I love you more!
Sure
Well…
You either.
Fine.
First question, umm, let's see, DORA IS BACK! Chaos in the coliseum has ended. We missed you Dora, umm now for the firing hiring segment, Kagome your fired, Ami will be taking you place cuz, well, face it she's better than you. So the crew would be,
Train, the one and only fabulous Black Cat
Ami
DORA!
-crowd goes into some clapping crazed fit-
CALM DOWN YOU BUNCHA HOOLIGANS!
-crowd calms down-
Thank you very much, now Dora gimme the question.
1. luna:pai
say you love lettuce or i shall beat with a bat
2. crystal:hey
kish i was talking on the phone with ichi and she said she liked
you
3. sugar:tart how long can you go with out candy i
think 5 seconds
-pai is beetan with a bat-
4. me:knock
some sense into that loveless brain of yours
5. me:tart im
not fat!
all three:back away from her if you know what's good
for you -backs away-
-madness happens-
bye
Welcome back all questioners from that review, wait, huh?
2. Well, I'm glad that 1. Ichigo is not here and 2. That he is tied up. Umm Dora pull up that Technical difficulties sing in front of the camera and play that odd technical difficulties music please.
And we are back in business and Kish has been, well, let's just say calmed down! Mwhahahahahahahaha! Evilness is in the building! Yahoo!
3. Well, knowing I'm not aloud to have candy…
-glares at Chiclets-
-Chiclets hides her Three musketeers-
What? I earned it fare and square, and besides, I don't go into some hyper, sugar high fit. Wait, yes I do! Haha.
-sticks out tongue at tart-
Besides you can't do nothing bout it so ha I win, yet again!
4. What? Who? Me? Umm, listen it's not my fault, he just isn't my type okay! He'll get over it k?
I think they were talking about me.
Oh,
-laughs awkwardly-
5. I never said you were. Candy please I was a good boy!
Fine.
-throws sugar free gum at Tart-
-Chews it, then figures it out, oh snap I'm in trouble!-
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! Oh my gosh, DORA! I need the alien tranquilizers asap! Please, oh my gosh what the heck did you just throw at me? Eww what was that?
Out yet again!
THEN GET MORE YAH BIG HEADED FREAK!
-Dora runs out in fear-
Hope she'll be back soon I'm scared as heck! Stop throwing that at me! What the heck is it anyway? Holy crud! I'm getting outta here! Dora wait for me!
Okay were back and Tart is a okay my little Chiclets fans! Remember, I…love…you….all.
-reads from a script thingy on the back of the wall-
Okay now back to the question, Dora bring me a question already!
Ooh! Pick me!
Zenagaserpent
Okay...
1:
Pai-kun, if you were forced to marry one of the mews, who would
you choose? There is no made-up or suicide option.
2:
Kisshu-kun, are you gay?
3: Taruto... -pauses- Just
shut up and eat the candy, okay? -shoves candy in mouth-
4:
Pai-kun,do you think that the image given to you in fanfiction is
accurate?
5: Pai-kun, do you love Retasu-chan?
1. You may not have given me the option of a made up mew, or suicide, but you didn't say anything about me saying, NONE OF THEM! So therefore I say, none of them.
Good answer Pai, but I really wanted to hear you say Lettuce or even Zakuro.
Well I say neither. I don't have time for love!
Gosh Pai you really need some mental help!
You always say that!
Yup only cus it's true babe. Get used to it Pai sweetheart. For those people who are blind, yes I love Pai just like Kishie, just not Tart. We don't get along.
-Tart glares at Chiclets-
Oh well, I don't like you like I like my little greenie and my pai sweetie. Besides your way to young for me young one.
-glares, then smiles-
Can't resist can you? Don't worry little one not many can resist the charm of Chiclets. That's just who I am.
Whatever.
2. WHAT? I'm not answering that!
I got nothing.
What? You always have something to say!
Nope. Not this time. Sorry if your disappointed kishie.
FINALLY!
Great.
3. NO! TRAIN STEAL THE CANDY PLEEESSSS!
-Train gets to candy before tart and throw it into a bag labeled TOXIC-
Okay, once again I have succeeded against candy givers! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
4. Wait, What?
5. For the LAST time, I don't love the little green fish thing!
Pai, your in love, according to this little book on love it says step one of love is, umm…
-flips a bunch of pages-
Ah here it is step one is, denial! Your in love, your in love! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
HUH?
Don't worry Pai, I don't get her either.
I seem to be out of time! Shoot.
It is not!
Is too.
Oh it is, okay.
Yeah, STOP DANCING WITH TIGER!
NO! HAHA! TIGER IS A GOOD DANCER!
Yeah your name fits you too well. See y'all later!
You forgot.
What? Oh my goodness! I did! I am holding a contest for a new location for the show, this just doesn't seem to fit me! The best one wins! Thank you all for watching, reading, whatever you want to.Say bai, bai to HyperGirl, cause you know she loves you all! BAI, BAI!
