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~~~Chapter 4~~~
~~Prank~~
" It's not going to work"
" Trust me. I know what I'm doing"
" Mom's gonna find out"
" of course! She is going to find it out the hard way! " Po whispered. Today he was going to do the most daring thing a men has ever done: prank his beloved wife, tigress.
The father and daughter were in the kitchen of the house made for the two parents specially By none other then the grand master of the jade palace as a wedding gift. The house had three rooms plus a living room and a kitchen. The room beside the it belong to the couple for reasons very well know.
Sleeping soundly in their room, Tigress had no idea that today her morning gift by her husband which was usually a kiss or a sweet romantic poem, was going to be a bucket full of cold water which could make the toughest shiver.
The kitchen was lighten with the bright,warm ways of the sun. There, a window sightly opened showed the beautiful jade palace. Their pervious home.
8 good, funny and romantic years had past since their wedding. It wasn't a love story, both the masters also had fights, serious fights and arguments but the two learn the value of compromise. And thus had a wonderful marriage life.
The two masters had retired from Kung fu to live a peaceful and a normal life.
A year later the couple were blessed with a child. A girl, . She was a tiger with the same patterns of strips like tigress. The girl resembled her mother closely and was just as beautiful as her. The girl was a white tiger, her eyes that she inherited from her father were jade green and her strips which were the color black instead of brown. At was on this day that Po found out that there was another girl whom he would love as much as he love tigress.
The entire valley rejoiced with the arrive of the small girl who had been named jade. And what a meaningful name it was. The girl was sharp, intelligent and had nature talent in Kung fu that she even sometimes surprise the two formal masters. She was not to mention, clumsy as well.
She was a type of girl who hardly opened her mouth. But when she did, the little girl made sure not speak utter nonsense. She is thought to believe to have a great destiny as being the daughter of the formal dragon warrior and the formal master tigress. Many, even tried to kidnap the poor kid so she could be brought up by the ways of evil but the two parents never let that happened.
" It's not going to work" the girl repeated narrowing her jade green eyes at her father's child like behavior. The white tiger girl jumped and sat on the table, crossing her arms she kept one leg on the other.
"Thanks for the encouragement jade" Po muttered. Standing beside the sink, the formal dragon warrior was busy filling a bucket full of ice with cold water. The plan was to attach the bucket above the kitchen door in a way that when his sweet wife opens it, the bucket would tilt spitting it's contents on her.
"Dad, you do know the consequences of your actions?" Jade said hinting danger and dread.
" Like what?" Innocently the father asked.
" Like the chance of mom killing you" jade answered in an obvious tone.
Po laughed while turning around, his eyes were shining brightly with excitement. His lips formed a child like smile. "Her face would be worth dying for" he softly explained.
The little girl rolled her eyes as her father proceeded towards the door with the bucket in one hand.
" Dad" jade said. Even through she was only 7 years old. She knew how much of a bad idea this was and was going to do everything she could to stop her one of a kind father.
Stopping in the middle of his tracks, Po whirled to see her." What's wrong honey?"
"Please stop, dad it's a bad joke. I know it is. My sixth sense tells me." She pleaded, widening her jade eyes and filling them with water. She brought her hands below her chin, clustering her fingertips. "please!"
" Come on, jade don't do this with me" Po whined, resting the cold dead water on the floor.
" Fine" the little girl snapped. In an instant her puppy dog face was replaced with a cute, chubby, anger one. " Don't say,that I didn't warn you" jade said, sticking out her tongue.
" hey, jade I'm telling you, trust me. I'm sure it's going to work and it's going to be hilarious" Po said. Trying his best to convince the little Tiger.
" Fine, dad but I'm not a part of this" . she said tilting her head right a little until her eyes widen. "What's wrong jade ?" Po asked seeing her daughter's sudden change of expressions.
Jade 's face turned from annoyed and anger to fear and shock. Her eyes moved back and Forth and slowly she placed her right paw under her chin. Her eyes narrowed in deep thought until she finally spoke. " Dad, what would you do if mom finds it out the ' easy way'?"
"Easy way? As in without getting wet?" Po asked, rubbing the back of his neck. Jade slightly nodded.
" I don't know jade, why're you asking?"
"No reason. Just curious" Jade replied with a small laugh. " So what would you do? Daddy"
Po raised an eyebrow. As far as he knew jade, something wasn't right but he just couldn't put a finger on it. " If your mom finds out" he said 'huh mind as well put a good impression' Po thought before continuing." I would be like 'yeah, I was gonna prank you. what you going to do about it' you cant do anything! I will be like so awesomely cool!"
His answer was followed by her laugh. Her lips curled up to form A small devilish smile. " Really?" She said with a smirk. " Let's see how much truth lies in your answer dad"
In an instant Po realized the fact that
" Your mom is standing right behind me. Isn't she?"
Not one of my best works but I wrote this on my iPod while being on a bus for 17 hours. I also realized that lack of sleep affects one's writing. And I've been wide awake for the last 48 hours. Anyway R&R please!
