AU: Hey , guys I'm back again with a new chapter for you all! Kinda short but still..Enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Rosario+Vampire.

"Yo? Yo?! What the hell do you mean yo?! Who are you two?!" Kurumu stalks towards the blonde stabbing her finger to his chest, glaring furiously into his eyes. "You owe us an explanation, whiskers!" Naruto stares at the blue haired woman in shock, he'd just saved her life and this is the thanks he gets?! "Oi, the name's not whiskers! It's Naruto! NA-RU-TO!" Growling Kurumu stands on her tiptoes glaring into his eyes, "I'll call you whatever I want, Whiskers!" Gaara and the others sweatdrop at the two butting heads. Yukari turns to Gaara, pointing at Naruto with a shy smile. "Is he always like that?" Gaara sighs while closing his eyes, arms folded across his chest. "Sadly, yes…I take it the same goes for you well-endowed friend..?" Mizore surprisingly answers the redhead. "The big breasted bimbo over there has a low blood supply to her brain so she can be quite…special." Gaara opens an eye to identify the source of this new voice, to see a purple haired girl, with azure eyes with a small hint of purple. Moka steps between the two arguing, glaring heatedly at Naruto. "Who are you two." The way she phrased it was more of a demand than a question. Naruto quirks an eyebrow at the silver haired woman. "Why should we tell you? Last I checked we just saved your skins." Growling Moka takes a step towards the blonde gritting her teeth. "We didn't ask you to a damn thing, so don't insinuate that we owe you. You just showed up out of nowhere, defeating Kuyou like it was child's play! Moreover I can't detect the slightest hint of yokai emanating from you...who and what are you." Gaara and Naruto exchange glances, unsure of how to answer her question. Gaara having the better tact out of the two in situations like these, walks towards the frustrated woman. "We would like to keep our identities a secret, all you need to know is that we saved you." Growling Moka lashes out to kick the redhead, eyes narrowed in anger. "KNOW YOUR PLACE!" To the surprise of everyone, minus one blonde shinobi, the redhead explodes in a shower of sand. "You should really learn to control your anger, or else someone could really get hurt.." The entire group turns with shocked expressions to the center of the room to see Gaara with his arms crossed, wearing an amused smirk. Gaara holds his palm skyward raising his hand slowly as the sand to his left, parts to make way for a large clump of solidified sand holding an unconscious Kuyou. "Naruto we should deliver this guy to the Headmaster for payment. We've been delayed long enough." Naruto nods, disappearing in a flash of orange, reappearing next to his comrade clasping his hand onto his shoulder. Giving the six flabbergasted club members an eye smile, Naruto chuckles. "Another time, newspaper club." With a flash orange they are gone leaving a group of confused teenagers with an endless amount of questions. "Okay seriously what happened after I died?!"

Mikogami sighs, eying the stack of paperwork sitting on his desk. How long had it taken for it to reach that height? Maybe he could get that Ruby girl to do this stack for him…along with the dimension full of paperwork…A flash of orange illuminates his room for a brief second, drawing him out of his musings. Peering around the stack of paperwork, he smiles seeing the mercenaries he had hired in the event that the newspaper club would fail in defeating Kuyou. The redhead one, Gaara if he remembered correctly, tosses the battered body of Kuyou towards his desk, the Youko landing on the tiled floor with a thud. "There's your Kitsune. A few broken bones but alive all the same, just as we agreed. Now who do we see about our payment, you or the masochistic witch?" "Actually I'd like to offer you both a place in my academy." Naruto rolls his eyes. "Not interested, now about our payment, Daddy has ramen to buy." Mikogami smirks, eyes glimmering in mischief. "Shame, I guess you wouldn't like to hear about the unlimited supply of ramen.." "The what..?"

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