Vegeta then began laughing hysterically. "He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!" He laughed.

"R-really?" Krillin asked hopefully.

Vegeta laughed again before giving a grim answer. "Oh, no, you're all thoroughly screwed." He said.

"Aww..." Krillin said.

"Gohan, Krillin, just stay back." Goku told them, but then looked to see Krillin was gone. "Wait, where's Krillin?" He asked. Ilooked over to see Krillin screaming in fear and hiding behind a far away plateau. Gohan nodded and flew after him.

With that, Goku and I flew in as Vegeta stopped laughing and acknowledged us once again. "Alright, are you ready for this?" He asked

"Can we take the battle somewhere else first?" I asked, slightly uncomfortably.

"What's wrong with here?" Vegeta asked.

"I dunno, I agree with him. Something doesn't feel right here." Goku agreed.

"Well, it is a little corpse-y." Vegeta admitted, looking at the fallen bodies of our allies and the various scraps of Saibaman remains.

So with that we took off, Goku and Vegeta taking some rather awkward fighting stances and me taking a stance of my own. [Father... No... He's just another person... swallowed by that evil energy. All you have to do now is defeat Vegeta. But make sure he doesn't die. That is very important for the future. My future. Vegeta's powered up, too. Good luck!] Trunks said through the earpiece he gave me.

"Right." I said.

"Right what? Who are you talking to, masked kid?" Vegeta said.

I was a bit caught off-guard by this, I didn't think they heard me. "Uh... I meant, right! Let's go!" I said, rushing in, throwing hands, but Vegeta easily kept the pace and eventually catching both of my hands below my wrists.. "You've got spunk, kid. But you should learn your place before stepping up to an elite warrior like me." He said.

I looked at the hold he had on my arms before looking back at him. "Now that I take the time to look, that is a fair assessment." I agreed.

"I know." He said, headbutting me and sending me flying into a plateau. He then flew in and delivered a powerful combo to Goku, but the latter recovered quickly and shouted a new attack I hadn't seen before.

"Kaioken!" He shouted, turning a reddish color and being surrounded by an aura of the same color energy.

"Kaio-what?" Vegeta asked before Goku slammed his fist into Vegeta's face and threw an insane barrage of lefts, before slamming his right fist into Vegeta and sending him flying. He chased after him, but Vegeta recovered and kicked him in the face, the energy subsiding. "Okay, not bad. But still nothing compared to me. Now witness the power of a Saiyan elite!" He said proudly.

"Elite? What does that mean?" Goku asked.

"You have got to be kidding me right now." I said, weakly flying back up to the same alitude as them.

"It means I am the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior!" Vegeta explained proudly.

Goku glanced over at me, before looking back at Vegeta.

"I still don't think he gets it." I said to Vegeta.

He groaned at this. "Okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm Fillet Mignon." He simplified.

"Ooh, I like both those things!" Goku said excitedly.

I pinched the bridge of my nose at his response. "Are you sure this is the guy you have hope for?" I asked Trunks through the earpiece.

He sighed. [There are times I'm amazed things have gone as smoothly as they have with him around.] He admitted.

"I'm going to start beating you now. I don't know when I'll stop." Vegeta said.

"Hopefully before dinner." Goku started. With that, Vegeta reached his tolerance limit and rushed in, attacking furiously, knocking Goku down to another plateau.

"What's wrong, Kakarot?! Can't keep up?!" He demanded, readying a ki blast, but not getting the opportunity to use it.

"Remember me?!" I asked, delivering a double axe handle to the back of Vegeta's head, sending him to the ground. "Blood Frag!" I said, throwing down a blood bomb and leaving a large crater in the ground with Vegeta inside, definitely hurt, but probably still capable of going.

"This... proves... nothing." He said through some pain.

"Are you okay in there?" Goku asked.

"Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic! Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here!" He said sarcastically.

"Oh, really!? Can I come in, too?!" He asked excitedly.

"I'm surrounded by idiots..." Vegeta said, annoyed.

I deadpanned at this. "SERIOUSLY, do I have to save this guy?" I asked Trunks.

["Yes! I'll admit Goku can be a little slow...]

"Understatement of the century." I said, cutting off Trunks.

["..but he's still a hero who has saved humanity over and over.] He finished.

"I thought you were surrounded by gum drops and ice cream?" Goku said, confused, to which resulted me face-vaulted.

Vegeta screamed in rage and erupted from the ground, leaving a crater as wide as a football field as opposed to the human-sized hole I had left him in. "I will not stand for this! I will not be humiliated by a low-class wretch!" He shouted.

"Aww, sounds like someone's got an ice cream headache." Goku said as if he were talking to a child. I began banging my head off the nearest plateau at this.

"That's it! Everyone dies!" Vegeta said, getting my attention back as he flew back into the air, the dark energy becoming even stronger around him. "Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot!" He shouted, pulling his hands back and charging a powerful attack. I jumped back next to Goku at this point, ready to help for when he fired back.

"Well, that's not very nice!" Goku said. I looked at him with me face palming at this moment. How could someone this stupid be the hero Trunks refused to shut up about?!

"OF COURSE NOT! I'M/HE'S FUCKING EVIL!" Vegeta and I screamed.

"GALICK GUN!" He shouted.

"Ooh, did he say 'garlic'?!" Goku asked eagerly.

"NO!" I shouted. Vegeta also screamed in rage at this.

Oh, man!" Goku said, him and I pulling our arms back. "Ka... Me... Ha... Me..." Goku started.

"Blood...Pulse..." I started as well.

"FIRE!" Vegeta said, firing the massive purple laser down on us.

"HA!" Goku shouted, firing a blast back and the two beams colliding, but Vegeta's was gradually pushing Goku's back down

"STORM!" I shouted, releasing a huge beam of my blood infused with my dragon energy that combines with the kamehameha before slamming into the Galick Gun, pushing it back to the halfway point between us.

"This is the end, Kakarot! You don't stand a chance! Some punk from nowhere helping you won't make any difference! I put all my power into this! Now perish with the rest of your pathetic world!" Vegeta shouted.

"If you've got anything in your repertoire... ANYTHING. Now should be suffice!" I said through the strain.

"Kaioken..." Goku started.

"That'll work." I said with a nod.

"Nooo..." Vegeta said in an annoyed tone.

"Times..." Goku continued.

"No, no, no..." Vegeta said, slightly worried now.

"FOOOOUUUURRRR!" Goku shouted, the kamehameha massively increasing in size and power, easily pushing the Galick Gun back.

"No, no, no no-no-no!" Vegeta shouted as the beams flew back towards him. "FUUUUUUUUUUCK!" He shouted as he was blasted towards the sky.

After getting above the clouds, Vegeta managed to roll dive off the massive beam as it soared into the sky. He looked at it in rage before screaming with the same emotion. "SON OF A BITCH! This can't be happening! I'm the prince! I'm supposed to be the best by default!" He shouted.

I heard this from down where I was and started thinking. "Hope I'll meet someone with some sort of royal bloodline who doesn't that type of attitude." I said. "Who knows? Maybe I'll meet him in let's say 4 or 5 years at some sort of supernatural school, but that's wishful thinking." I added.

"Uhh...what's that, little buddy?" Goku asked.

"Oh nothing! Nothing at all." I answered.

Vegeta panted a bit, before smirking once again. "I'll show those little bastards! I'll become the mighty Ozaru and crush them into the-!" He started, before looking around for something vital for his transformation. "Where's the moon? WHERE'S THE DAMN MOON?!" He demanded.


Flashback...

Piccolo starred at the large orbiter of Earth, before firing a powerful ki blast at it. "MOOOOOON!" He shouted, destroying it easily.


End flashback...

Vegeta flew back down and landed not far from us. "Very clever, Kakarot! I've taken you for a fool, but it seems you're far more cunning than you let on!" Vegeta said.

I looked at Goku, then back at him. "Are you sure you're talking about the same person?" I asked.

"But destroying the moon won't stop me! We've learned to create artificial moons, that will supply us with the necessary-" He started.

"Question!" Goku interrupted.

"What?" He asked.

"Are they made of cheese?" Goku asked. I face-vaulted again.

"I'm going to enjoy this far more than I should." Vegeta said, creating an energy ball and hurling it into the horizon. "Now watch, Kakarot! As you life becomes inconsequential! As I reveal my giant monkey-!" He started.

"Oh God! No!" I shouted, covering my eyes.

"Form!" He finished.

I sigh in relief. "Thank God, I thought he meant penis!" I shouted.

Vegeta then quickly began growing in size as his muscles greatly expanded and his face portuded until he turned into a massive gorilla with a tail. "This...this can't be good." I said worriedly.

"He's getting huge! That means he'll only be stronger! That means he won't be as fast!" Goku reasoned, but Vegeta threw an insanely fast punch we barely managed to dodge.

"Oh god, he's still as fast!" We said together as we jumped away to separate plateaus. He lunged at Goku and tried to bite him, but I grabbed the hair on the top of his head and (barely) managed to pull it back long enough for Goku to dodge, but he brought his head back into me and sent me flying.

Meanwhile, Dumplin vaporized one more Saibaman. "That takes care of them." Said the Majin as he admiring his handy work. And then saw me flew besides him and asked, "Draco, how goes with the Prince?"

"It went well, now we got one big hairy problem." I said, pointing at Vegeta's Great Ape form.

"Giant ape huh? Wish we had a Saiyan with us." He said.

"Same here, Dumps. Also I wish I can transform into a full dragon right now." I said.

We then realized we were right beside the plateau Gohan and Krillin were hiding behind. "I could use my Destructo-Disc! If I get a clean shot, I can cut his tail off!" Krillin suggested.

"Destructo-Disc? That's the name of your attack? Laaaaame." Dumpin said.

"Then it's settled!" I said with a nod.

"Alright. How's Goku doing?" Krilin asked.

We looked back from behind the plateau as Vegeta towered over the still down Goku. "Hey, Kakarot! What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?" Vegeta asked.

"W-what?" Goku asked, confused.

"CHRISTOPHER REEVE!" He shouted, jumping up and landing down hard on Goku's legs, causing him to scream in pain.

"That was in terrible taste!" He wept in pain.

"Don't care! Evil!" Vegeta said.

"Still staying alive a least." I said.

"Alright, let's go!" Dumplin said, all of us rushing in.

"Now, time to crush you like an Arlien!" Vegeta said, raising one finger.

"A what?" Goku said.

"Exactly! DIE!" Vegeta said, coming down with his finger, but I landed beside Goku and fired blood bolt into his left eye, stopping his attack. "ARGH! Again with the fucking eyes!" He shouted, covering them.

Gohan and Dumplin landed beside him as well and grabbed his arms. "Get him somewhere safe!" I said, to which they nodded and flew off a way. "I can handle this!" I said turning back just in time to see Vegeta reach down and grab me. "Correction: I can't!" I said, before screaming in pain as he started squeezing me.

"I've had enough of this! I'm going to crush the life out of you!" He said, squeezing harder, to which I screamed even louder in agony. "Alright, you little brat! Let's hear those bones shatter!" He said as he began squeezing even harder, breaking my ribs and sending them into my lungs, turning my screams into squeaks that almost sounded like a squeaky toy. "What the?" He asked, doing it again and getting the same result. "Oh, my god, THAT'S HILARIOUS!" He said, laughing as he continued to crush me and my lungs continuing to squeak as they continued to get ruptured.

"Let go of my partner ya damn dirty ape!" Dumplin shouted, as he gave Vegeta a right haymaker with his enlarged fist at the back of his head, forcing him to drop me.

"Good thing I can heal really quickly." I said, weakly standing up as my ribs pulled themselves from my lung. "Thanks Dumplin."

Meanwhile, Gohan had made the mistake of rushing in on his own and was quickly defeated alongside his father, but before Vegeta could deal the finishing blow, I flew in front of his face again and unleashed a small barrage of ki blasts into his eyes.

"ARGH! AGAIN WITH THE EYES! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMN EYES!" He demanded in pain as he covered them.

"Destructio-Disc!" Krillin shouted, throwing the deadly ki sawblade, easily severing Vegeta's tail. "Yeah! One up for the Krill Dog! Whoop whoop!" He cheered for himself, him and I giving each other a nod of teamwork and approval.

"GOD-DAMMiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiii!" Vegeta shouted in rage as he shrunk back to his normal size.

"He's back to normal! We can do this! Guys! We can beat him! We have a chance-!" Krillin started, before Vegeta sent him flying and bouncing off the ground, into and off a plateau, back onto the ground. (Krillin Owned Count: 9) "Oh, god." He said in pain.

"And then there were 2." He said, looking at us.

"This is it, guys. We're the last hope." I said, then leaned back. "He only knocked everyone else out, anyway. We just had to make sure he didn't KILL them." I explained with a whisper, before looking back.

"Mega-Super-Ultra-Hyper-Alpha-WHATEVER!" Dumplin shouted, sending Vegeta flying with the final Dynamite Kick.

"That'll do." I said.

"He recovers about 10 feet away and prepared himself as the Majin flew in, the two of them matching each other evenly for a moment, before Vegeta began glowing with the purple energy again and threw a left hook and catching Dumplin in the right side of the face, as he couldn't see the fist coming. He then drew his arms in. "It was fun, but now I'll finish you with a big bang! Kind of attack." He said, before releasing a powerful dome of energy from his body sending her flying.

"Dumplin!" I said, flying in and catching her before she hit a plateau and setting her down on the ground. He was unconscious, but alive, just like everyone else, amazingly.

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Why won't you people just die?!" He demanded.

"Down to one now, Vegeta. Liking your odds?" I asked.

He growled and turned to me, before gaining his usual smirk. "You know what? Yes! Yes, I do!" He shouted, rushing in.

"Let's fix that, shall we?" I said, rushing in, the two of us trading blows, until I caught him off guard discharge a blood mist from my mouth(through my mask) in his eyes, making his vision impaired. "Now's my chance!" I said, delivering a damaging blood ball to his stomach sending him flying backwards where I quickly teleported behind him to perform a spin kick to his back, launched him forward, then I teleported again in front of him, sending him upward with an uppercut and I finished him with axe kick, sending him down.

"Defeated by the accumulated power of a teenager and a blob thing. Yeah, I think I'm done here." He said, pulling out what looked like an iPhone and typing in a few numbers, calling down a space pod, weakly crawling to it.

"You're not going anywhere! You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives... and just leave?!" Krillin demanded, raising his hand like he was going to create another desructo-disc.

"Would you be surprised if I said yes?" Vegeta asked.

"I'm going to end this! And you! Right now! Now die!" Krillin said, the energy for the disc slowly forming in his hands, but I stood in the way, holding my arms out and shaking my head.

"No, Krillin. It's not worth it." I told him. In reality, I would've done the same thing with no issue after all he's done, but because of the rules of time, I couldn't.

"But-!" Krillin started.

"Krillin, it's okay!" Goku said, before looking to Vegeta. "Vegeta, are you sorry?" He asked.

"W-what?" Vegeta asked out of confusion and pain.

"If you say you're sorry, Vegeta, then you can leave." Goku said.

"You can't be serious?" Vegeta said in disbelief of Goku's mercy... or possible stupidity. Or both.

"But Goku, he killed our friends!" Krillin said.

"But... if he's sorry... truly sorry... There's nothing we could do." Goku said.

"I'm sorry. Yep. Totally sorry. I just feel terrible." Vegeta said as he started climbing back into his pod.

"Krillin, let him go." Goku said.

"But, Goku-!" Krillin started.

"I'm sorry. Yep. I'm very, very, VERY sorry..." Vegeta said, before his pod closed.

"That you're all still alive! Suckers!" He shouted and laughed before flying off.

"Next time, I'll beat him on my own." Goku said, before looking at Dumplin, who recovered and limped back over to where I was. "Thank you. Both of you." He said, to which we nodded, sparing one more look at Vegeta's retreating pod, before returning to our own time.