Kakuzu: Hey, have you guys seen Hidan?

Tobi: Tobi hasn't seen Hidan, Kakuzu-san. Hmm, maybe Hidan ran away…Tobi knows! Tobi will find Hidan for you, Kakuzu-san.

Kakuzu: No Tobi. I would kill you, so you can't come with me.

Tobi: But Kakuzu-san, Tobi is…

Sasori: …a good boy. God, will you give it a rest you little basturd. That's all you say. We know you're a good boy. Why do you think you suck at being an Akatsuki member anyway?

Orochimaru: Did someone say that Tobi sucks? ….kukuku.

Sasori: Honestly, Orochimaru, this is getting tiring. You need some mental help or something. I mean, your nothing but a pedophile!

Orochimaru: I am not! I just think that children are beautiful and that they should be kept that way. Geez!

Sasuke: Orochimaru-sama, you told me you would show me a new jutsu today…

Orochimaru: (Looks at all the members staring at him)…kukuku. (Leaves with Sasuke)

Leader: That guy freaks me out. Seriously.

(In the pink room)

Deidara: You know what freaks me out? That whole shrouded in darkness thing the leader has going, un! That scares the crap out of me. What is the deal with that, anyways? I mean, he's all shadowy and stuff. I can't see his face, un!

(Back in the house)

Sasori: What is for dinner Itachi?

Itachi: Why do you think I would know? Today is Kisame's turn to cook, is it not?

Sasori: Hmm, come to think of it, Kisame has been gone for a while. You should check on him, Itachi.

Deidara: Don't worry, Sasori. I'm sure Kisame is cooking right now!

Leader: He better. I'm friggin hungry!

Kisame: Hey everyone, it's time for dinner!

Leader: Finally!

(In the dining room)

Sasori: What did you make Kisame?

Deidara: Yeah, what is it, un?

Itachi: I hope it's edible this time. You remember what happened last time, don't you?

Tobi: That was a bad meal. Tobi remembers.

(In the pink room)

Itachi: Last time Kisame cooked, he forgot that we weren't fish. He made fish head stew. It was delicious…well, that's what he said anyways. After I was done throttling him, he decided he would call for pizza.

(Back in the dining room)

Kisame: Tonight, I thought we could eat vegetarian, so I made a huge, tossed salad! Dig in!

Itachi: That was a good idea, Kisame. We have been eating far too unhealthy lately. Hmm, interesting. My salad has an eye in it.

Tobi: Tobi's salad smells funny!

Deidara: My salad…is this even salad, un?

Kisame: Oh, come on guys! This is great. You just need to try it!

Leader: Has anyone seen Zetsu?

(Pause)

Deidara: Kisame, you didn't…did you?

Sasori: You are sick.

Itachi: That was ill-advised Kisame.

Kisame: What are you guys talking about?

Zetsu: (From upstairs) Hey, wait for me you guys!

(Appears from the floor)

Zetsu: Good, I'm not too late for dinner. What are we having?

Kisame: A salad…hehehe.

Zetsu: Ummm…great, I love salad. (You idiot) Shut up, it's good for you! (You're so stupid sometimes).

Kisame: Dig in, Zetsu…hehehe.

Zetsu: Mmm, looks good. Well, down the hatch…uh, stalk that is…

(Takes a bite)

Zetsu: Hmm, interesting flavor. What kind of salad is this? Where did you get the lettuce from?

Kisame: …Wait, this is lettuce? Actually, I didn't really know what it was.

Itachi: What do you mean, Kisame?

Zetsu: Yeah, what…

(Looks at salad again)

Zetsu: Hey…that's weird. This is the same kind of plant that…I…have…

(Looks at Kisame)

Kisame: (Looks innocent)

Zetsu: You…I mean…you didn't…wait…I…Noooooooooo!!!!!

(Runs upstairs)

Zetsu: MR. BIGGLES!! (YOU FREAK!!!!) BASTURD!! NOT MR. BIGGLES!!!!

Kisame: (Runs to the stairs) That's for cooking me, you son of a bitch!

Announcer: Well, looks like the housemates are having fun now, eh? Tune in next week for another chapter. Actually, one will be out tomorrow…probably…most likely…who knows. Anyways, this is the announcer, saying that his wife is a whore and that his kids will fail in life. See you next time!