CHAPTER 4

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PREVIOUSLY ON GHOSTKING SCREWS UP TIME AND SPACE...

Mr. K stared at Sarah directly in the face and said firmly, "Go to your room."

"Those are terrible last words!" Shadow sprang into the air to jump at the evil villain, but Scourge knocked him to the side and planted a foot firmly in his back.

"Whaaat?" Johnny asked slowly.

"I said," Mr. K repeated, still staring at Sarah. "Go to your room!"

Silence fell over the clearing. It was Eggman that broke the nothingness in the air. "Uh...so she's your daughter? But she's an Author! Why do you want to destroy your own daughter?!"

(INSERT EPIC THEME MUSIC HERE AND CUE TITLE LOGO IN FLASHY REDS AND GOLDS)

And now...back to the show.

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"She's your daughter?!" practically everyone shouted.

"I knew it! I can see the resemblance!" GhostKing muttered.

"But...why do you want to kill her?!" Rae asked.

"It's because of the rebellious teenage years. I just know it..." Silver muttered.

"She is an Author, and all Authors must be destroyed." Mr. K stated bluntly. "Even if she is my family."

"Dad, seriously." Sarah sighed.

"Something isn't right here..." Shadow muttered. "No one would simply destroy their only family..."

Mr. K looked as though he wanted to say something, but he only opened his mouth and then shut it again.

"Unless..." Shadow continued.

"What?" Rae asked.

"...Unless you're not really doing this out of your own free will."

Mr. K didn't do anything for the longest time. Then, ever so slowly, he clapped. "Bravo. You've finally seen through it." he said sadly.

"So...you don't want to really kill me?" Sarah asked.

"Who's making you do this?" Bluemist asked.

"We do not speak his name." everyone stared at Megamind. "It is a horrible, cursed name!"

"Voldemort?!" everyone asked at once.

"What, the pale Dark Lord without a nose? Of course not! Our master is far worse." Scourge shuddered.

"Um...can you describe him?" Silver asked.

"He is describable." Marvin said.

"Well, gee, that helps a lot!" Sonic said sarcastically.

"Ok, well...is this guy a guy...or a girl?" GhostKing sighed. "It's time for twenty questions..."

Half the baddies said, "Guy."

Everyone else, including Mr. K, said, "Girl."

"Oh great. We've got a heshe on our hands..." Mephiles sighed.

"I know!" TatlTails raised her hand. "It's Justin Bieber!"

"No, I'm technically not allowed to put real people in FanFics. I already broke an Author Law with Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris. I can't put Justin Bieber in this too." GhostKing shrugged.

"Who else is a heshe then?" Sonic asked.

"Uuuummm...that's a good question." Sarah said.

"I know who it is!" TatlTails said. "It's Johnny!"

"OH VERY FUNNY!" Johnny screamed.

"I think it's secretly Sarah!" Silver said.

Sarah beat the living daylights out of him while the others pondered the thoughts, immune to his shouts of mercy. "AAAAHHHH! SARAH! MY KNEES ARE TOUCHING MY BACK! STOP! OW OW OW OW!"

"I think it's Sonic." Mephiles decided.

"Well, there's only one shapeshifter here!" Sonic glared. "And you can take on any form! Who's the heshe now?!"

"Chuck Norris?" Rae asked. Sonic facepalmed.

"Wait...a shapeshifter that can take any form?" GhostKing asked slowly.

"ANY form?" Sarah added, ignoring Silver as he bled out. Luckily, Johnny saved his life.

"...Who is a heshe..." GhostKing continued.

"I know who it is." Sarah decided.

"Me too."

With that, the two Authors attacked Jackie Chan (DISCLAIMER: doing this in real life results in a death sentence. Do not try this at home).

"What are you doing?" Jackie demanded.

"If you were the real Jackie Chan, you'd have killed us by now!" Sarah yelled. "But you haven't! You're the shapeshifter heshe!"

"Jackie" knocked the two of them backwards and then transformed back into "his" real self. "He" wore black shorts and a half shirt, which was either extremely gay or just weird, because "he" was extremely flat-chested; and "he" wore a sweatband with a triangle thingy on it. "His" hair was really long and stringy and slightly greenish black.

"Heshe?! Is that what I'm known as now?!" "he" said in an odd voice that sounded like a woman's.

"Go home, Envy. You're drunk. This is the wrong FanFiction." GhostKing said. "You're going to make me put this in the crossover category now with Fullmetal Alchemist."

"Holy crap, he is a heshe!" Johnny said loudly.

"Who's Envy?" Rae asked.

" "He" is a character in Fullmetal Alchemist that I don't know the gender of. "He" is a shapeshifter and caused a lot of panic and such in the series. And now "he"'s drunk and trying to kill all the Authors." GhostKing explained.

"I am not drunk!" Envy shouted. "He" hiccupped.

"Ok... And why do you want to kill all the Authors?" Sarah asked.

"Because they can destroy the homunculi!" Envy growled. "All we ever wanted was to be human...IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!"

"Apparently." Shadow muttered.

"You shut up! Now I will kill you all!" Envy darted at the group. Bluemist blocked his attack and countered with a giant sword she made out of thin air. Envy ducked under the blade and managed to knock the Author backwards.

"Hey, people! A little help here!" Sarah shouted.

"Um...we're still sort of working for Envy...and "he" pays us pretty well..." Marvin muttered. All the other bad guys murmured their agreement.

"Well, FINE then!" Rae shouted. Shadow had lunged at the shapeshifter, but "he" saw him coming and grinned madly as a bright light made everyone squint and stumble back.

In place of Envy...was Maria. "Now...you wouldn't harm your precious friend, would you?" Envy asked in Maria's voice.

"How dare you!" Mephiles shouted, putting Envy/Maria in a headlock. He was knocked to the side by Shadow.

"No, Mephiles!"

"Shadow, he's got to be destroyed, No matter what face he wears!" the demon growled.

Envy/Maria laughed, ducking under Sarah's arm as she tried to hit "him".

"Pathetic!" "He" wound up to hit her in the side of the head, but something slammed into the homunculus' back, knocking "him" forward and into a tree's trunk, stunning "him" enough to lose Maria's form.

"Leave my daughter alone." Mr. K commanded.

"Or what? You would be back to where you started." Envy sneered.

"What?" GhostKing asked, confused.

"Her mother..." Envy pointed to Sarah. "...is missing. I may or may not have a clue to where she went to."

"My...my mum?! Dad! When did this happen?!" Sarah shouted.

"Not that long ago." Mr. K glared at the shapeshifter. "Envy found me in an alleyway and offered to give me a clue if I work for him. At the time, I didn't have a choice. You were provided for by the Author Council, but I...I was at the end of the line. I didn't think he'd send me after you."

"Oh, so Envy IS a guy..." Silver nodded.

"Shut up, Silver." GhostKing growled.

"We can find out where she went ourselves!" TatlTails said confidently. "You get out of here! Go back to your own FanFiction category! Like GhostKing said, you're probably drunk!"

"Yeah!" Megamind said. "We don't work for you!"

"Leave before I roundhouse kick you back to where you came from!" Chuck Norris said.

Envy glared at his cronies that were slowly beginning to turn against him. "Heh...guys...? Can we talk this over?" He turned into a bug and scuttled away into the woods.

"There. Our work here is done." Eggman said. "Hey, someone make us a portal so we can get out of here."

"Ok." TatlTails said, opening a portal. "I'm going to go too, guys. See ya later."

She along with the bad guys left. Except Mr. K. "I'm going to look some more. Sarah, when you're done here...meet me at the Council. We'll figure out what to do there."

"Ok." Sarah nodded. "I won't be long." she made a portal for her dad, which he disappeared into.

"You do know we're coming with you, right?" Sonic asked.

"Yeah, I sort of feared that." Sarah grinned.

"Hey, before we depart on part two of this odd adventure, let's have a few moments of free time." Johnny made a campfire appear. His ringtone went off, which was iNSaNiTY by Miki Feat. KAITO. It pretty much summed up their crazy adventure. "Hello?"

He listened for a few seconds before sighing and closing his phone. "Great. Moonlight's coming to join us."

That was about when a blue hedgefox came out of the woods dancing Gangnam Style.

"Just when I thought this couldn't get any weirder..." GhostKing sighed.

"Oh well." Sarah shrugged.

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To all people who don't know what Fullmetal Alchemist is... Sorry for the random character. But it is the best flipping anime I have ever seen. And Envy really does have a heshe voice.

To everyone else... Hope you enjoyed! And yes, this means another sequel. It'll probably be called something along the lines of 'GhostKing Screws up Time and Space Once Again'. So keep an eye out for that.

Also, Raeweis, Bluemist45, Johnny RocketBooster, TatlTails, Nate the Werehog and Gnat1...thanks for letting me use your characters and such. Unfortunately, you will not be in the fifth you will be randomly mentioned and might pop in.

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So, everyone else... Remember to review!

Hasta la Vista, Readers!

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