(There were no intentional yaoi pairings in the making of this chappie.)

One week after the bet was made...

L's POV

A week without sugar is hard. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm delirious.

If floating strawberries everywhere and mistaking Mello for a lemon lollipop this morning doesn't mean I'm delirious then this does. Everything looks like sweets. The door to every room was gingerbread, each doorknob a doughnut or chocolate eclair. Matt looks like a freakin' strawberry. Near looks like vanilla ice cream with whipped cream. And the person that just entered the room...

Body was wearing a suit and otherwise looked like a normal person's, but the head looked like a chocolate bonbon! Too tempting! I rushed up to the bonbon with the intention to eat it, until it ran away screaming.

"Come back, Mr. Bonbon!" I shouted as I chased it.

Aizawa and Matsuda were looking at this chase scene with huge concern for both me and the person I was chasing. Especially since this was the 6th person I chased around within the span of 2 days.

"L... What are you doing?" said the talking gummi-bear in a suit (Aizawa).

"What does it look like, Mr. Gummi-bear?" I said as I laughed almost maniacally. "I'm trying to have a giant screaming chocolate bonbon!"

"Isn't that Light-kun?" the hot fudge sundae (Matsuda) whispered to the gummi-bear (Aizawa).

"I don't think he can tell the difference..." The gummi-bear whispered back.

I caught the bonbon and was about to eat it until I had enough sanity to ask one question. "Mr. Gummi-bear? Shouldn't you be babysitting the vanilla ice cream?" Then I bit the bonbon on the head. (Light Yagami screaming like a little girl.)

"Nah... It's sad to see Near now. He had a psychological breakdown an hour ago."

"How bad is it?"

Near's POV

So bored! TV had nothing but game shows I knew all the answers to! There were no toys, and since Aizawa left, nobody to talk to.

So I did the only thing I could do...

"They're coming to take me away, HA HA.

They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA.

To the funny farm.

Where life is beautiful all the time!

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice, young men

In their clean, white coats!

And they're coming to take me away, Ha-Haa!"

The Task Force was watching my room in the monitors, each of them glaring at Aizawa.

"You left him alone when you know everyone here is finally breaking?" Ide asked as he jabbed Aizawa with his fingers after every word.

"If I knew he'd start singing that song then I wouldn't have left!" Aizawa said in amazement that I even knew this song.

"Go comfort him before he ends up like Matt!" Matsuda said as he pushed Aizawa out the door.

"Speaking of which, where is Matt?" Ide asked as he looked at Matt's monitor. Mogi facepalmed.

I was continuing to sing in my room until the door opened. It looked like Aizawa for a second until I blinked. Then he looked like my favorite toy robot.

"Robo-man! I knew you'd come back!" Then I clung to his leg. (Yes, even Near has gone delusional from boredom.)

I felt him awkwardly pat my head and say "There there, Near..." I hugged tighter.

Then... in the monitor room, the entire room of 3 grown men laughed their asses off.

Mello's POV

I was pissed off. More than usual.I need chocolate. It calms me. It's like my restraint for killing someone on the spot.

Then the door burst open. I saw a 19-year-old red-head with a crazed look in his green eyes (I have no idea what the real color of the eyes are, but let's just say green). He had a pair of orange-tinted goggles around his neck and he had a wide, twitchy, and somewhat nervous smile on his face. His hair was messy and had bags under his eyes.

"Matt...?" I asked. God, he looked worse than the time I got him grounded for a week.

"Link!" He ran up and grinned at me. The grin seemed... off. "I've been looking for you everywhere! We need to find Mario, Kirby, and Donkey Kong and get out of here!" He grabbed my arm and started tugging me. But I pulled my arm back, accidentally flinging him to the bed. Oops. At least he hit the bed.

"I knew I shouldn't have gotten you 'Super Smash Bros Brawl' for Christmas..." I mumbled before he got back up.

"OMG! It's Donkey Kong!" Matt cheered as Mogi entered the room. "Kick his ass, Link!" He held an imaginary Wii remote.

"With pleasure," I answered as I cracked my knuckles. I grabbed Mogi by the front of the suit and started scolding him. (Censored since I can never bring my self to type hard-core cussing) "YOU F_ING B_! LOOK AT HIM! YOU LEFT HIM ALONE! NOW HE THINKS EVERYTHING HE SEES IS A F_ING VIDEO GAME! HOT F_ING DAMN! HAVE YOU EVEN DONE YOUR JOB IN WATCHING HIM, YOU B_?" Then I proceeded to beat the ever-loving s_ out of Mogi. I heard Matt laughing as he believed he was winning.

Nobody's POV

The Task Force was in the meeting room, each of them thoroughly scarred. Mogi had a broken arm, nose, and had his head bandaged. Aizawa had a sleeping Near still clinging to him. Ide had bite marks on his head from where L mistaken him for a cookie. And Matsuda almost died from lack of air 12 times that day (from laughing too hard).

"I don't think they can last much more of this." Ide said.

"But they're all too stubborn to cave yet." Matsuda said. "And that's what makes this funny."

"Matsuda, Near is cuddling my arm." Aizawa pointed at the 18-year-old albino on his arm. "Mello beat the crap out of Mogi. And L got Light to cry and scream like a girl. A 5-year-old girl. Trust me, they need to cave now."

"There goes a month's salary!" Mogi cried. "Dammit, I needed that money for the medical bills!"

"Who said you lost?" Aizawa asked. "We're just going to speed up the bet by doing the old-fashioned and dishonest way."

"You mean...?" Ide asked.

"Yup. Sabotage."

Ah... hallucinations... so fun to write about. =D

(If you have ideas for sabotaging a character, put them in your reviews.)

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