*Ike used Threaten with "The Consequences" to the Cosmic Duo!*
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
"Finally, they stopped fighting over me. The Oracion song doesn't stand a chance anymore. Anyway, sorry for the long period of editing. Time and Space won't let me because they said I need to do my chores," Kiya shrugged.
"I love 'The Consequences'. This is the most effective technique I've used!" Ike exclaimed.
"But you must not look into the eyes of it," Codex smiled.
"I still think she inherited more from me," Dialga said.
"Are you deaf and blind? She said she has my DNA and she looks like me," Palkia disagreed. Again.
"But they still won't stop," Ike frowned.
"I wish that I will just let them make out so they could shut each other's mouths. My parents are driving me crazy," Kiya also frowned.
"But they didn't just make out in the Spear Pillar…" Codex giggled.
"HEY!" the Cosmic Twins were clearly annoyed at the moment.
"I love messing with them. I also love them very much," Kiya flew to Dialga's head after she had said this.
"See, she loves me more than you. Wait a moment. WHY IS LUGIA STILL ON MY BACK?!"
"I dunno. But I'm feeling it. Giddyup, Time Pony!" Lugia said with a "la" face.
"HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S CLASSIC!" Palkia laughed as if there was no tomorrow.
"Ike, you can now place your next dare. Daddy…" the female host purred on Dialga's head.
Palkia glared at the smiling Dialga with a glowing pearl at her shoulder.
"While Kiya's still making a baby of herself to Dialga, I have a dare for Regice and Registeel. Please take this flamethrower," Ike held out the item.
"Where'd you get this?" Regice asked.
"HAHAHAHA! I don't know," Ike smiled.
"The magic of ignorance rests upon all hosts in this game," Kiya said in a royal voice.
"Why would we need this?" Registeel followed.
"'Sup to you," Ike shrugged.
"Let's torture Regirock!" Regice whispered to Registeel.
"Next dare would be for Mew and Celebi,"
"What now?!" Mew asked infuriatedly.
"Will it be fun?" Celebi asked gently.
"'Sup to you again. Eat my meteor," Ike shrugged again.
"WHAAAAATT? IS THAT EVEN EDIBLE?!" the #_51 duo shouted in union.
"Yup! It's made of ice cream. Rocky Road to be exact,"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAWWW!" the two cannonballed into the huge mass of ice cream.
"Rocky Road has chocolate so… Master Ike, please let me join them," Giratina begged with puppy dog eyes and continued,
"PLEEEEASE?!"
"LOL! No. I have another dare!" Ike laughed maniacally.
"Ummm. Ike?"
"Yes?"
"Don't you think you had enough dares for now?" Kiya asked.
"Huh? Really?"
"Apparently, yeah." Codex answered.
"All right. It's the 'give chance to others' thing, right?" Ike groaned.
"Yup. Now then, Lugia, you can go off Daddy now." Kiya flew to her mother's arms.
"Okay," Lugia returned to her previous place.
"FINALLY! MY BONES ARE KILLING ME!" Dialga stretched and a bone-cracking noise shot out.
"Uh-oh."
"HAH! Now she loves me more!" Palkia smiled insultingly at her counterpart.
"Codex, kindly read finnjake's dares, please."
"Oh, it's that person again!" Keldeo commented.
"This guy wants Celebi to kiss Mew and let him act like a chicken,"
"You have got to be kidding me," Celebi glanced from the mass of ice cream.
"No, no we're not," Codex replied.
"No choice. MEW!" he sighed and called her. He kissed her afterwards.
Mew stopped her eating and ran to the nearest bathroom to vomit the ice cream.
"At least she has manners. Celebi, are you all right?" Kiya asked the Time Travel Pokemon.
"I'm fine as long as I'm with my precious ice cream. Thank you, Ike!" Celebi said as his sugar rush starts.
"Your very much welcome, my friend. Though you still have to act as a chicken,"
"FOR ICE CREAM!" Celebi shouted and acted like a chicken with chicken sounds.
"Next dare! Hi Mom…" Kiya smiled and hugged her mother's arm.
"Yup. Definitely a baby," Ike scoffed.
"A legendary baby!" Kiya corrected.
"Whatever. Next, he wants Keldeo to be a female,"
"A female?" Keldeo asked emotionlessly.
"A female," Codex nodded.
Keldeo fainted and Kiya changed his gender.
"WAKE UP YOU IGNORANT PONY!" Ike splashed water on Keldeo.
"Yes! I'm not the only pony is this area!" Dialga shouted ignorantly.
"I hate Zoroarks," Keldeo said in a female voice.
"Another thing, kiss Latios and dress like a baby having a pink lace bonnet, light blue pacifier, and a diaper. I'm sure Virizion can help you with that,"
"Oh, heck no,"
Virizion moved Keldeo near Latios and dressed her like a baby.
"Are you sure about this?" Latios hesitantly asked Keldeo.
"Just kiss me already!" and the two kissed.
Keldeo screamed in horror and fainted. Again.
"Latias, I feel like I want to go into the Soul Dew right now," Latios told his counterpart.
"With that done, let's move on to pearlshipper's dare,"
"I'm really looking forward to my dares," Ike narrowed his eyes and leaned on Arceus' throne.
"You'll have them soon," Codex smiled and snapped his fingers.
"Hm? Since when did you learn to snap your fingers?" Ike asked.
"Ummm. I don't know. Only now, I guess." He snapped his fingers again.
"I hope I won't be annoyed," Ike closed his eyes and whispered,
"I wish I had legendary parents too like Kiya,"
"This person wants-
A rainbow suddenly appeared near the Hall's wall. Kiya cut her sentences so she could see the yellow car rushing on the rainbow. After a few seconds, the car crashed into the wall and a figure ascended from the wrecked vehicle.
"I LOVE PEOPLE WHO DESTROY MY HALL!"
"Sorry I'm late! Really sorry I crashed your hall! Anyway, I'll repair that. I'm Luke by the way. And ummm, why are you on Palkia's arm?" the Lucario asked.
"No no. Please don't. Like what I have said to Ike, Arceus will repair all damages here. And I'm Palkia's daughter,"
"I still can't believe Kiya is my granddaughter," Arceus said.
"Nice to meet you, Luke." The Illusion Pokemon shook the Lucario's paw.
"Yup! It's nice to have more hosts!" Codex snapped his fingers.
"As I was saying again, pearlshipper wants Victini to-
"Kiya?" Luke pointed one finger.
"WHAT NOW?!"
"Sorry but I want to do the honor to say that,"
"Oh okay. It's all right,"
Luke held out a really long scroll and said,
"As Kiya was saying, pearlshipper wants Victini to challenge someone to a fight and kiss Jirachi, Darkrai to do a staring contest with the mirror until someone wins and kiss Cresselia, Arceus and Giratina to have a rap battle, and Celebi to go to the dinosaur age and try not to get eaten,"
Everyone stared at the hosts and shouted,
"WHAAAAAAT?! THAT'S A LOT!"
"YEAH! HE HAS MORE THAN ME!" Ike added.
"He also has truths. For Genesect, 'How did Team Plasma make you? And why a cannon?'. For Cresselia, 'How did you and Darkrai meet?'. For Entei, 'Do you like carrots?'. For Raikou, 'Do you like pizza?'. For Suicune, 'Are you a ghost?'. For Victini, 'No offence but why are you the "Victory Pokemon" if you don't have very powerful moves?'. And lastly for Keldeo, 'Who do you like?'. That is all," Luke cleared his throat.
Everyone kept staring at him even the his co-hosts.
"That's what I call 'as much as you want'!" Kiya grinned widely and continued,
"But I'm afraid we have to do it one by one. I mean put them in between other dares if there are,"
"It's all right, Kiya. I'm really surprised at the amount of requests my master gave me," Luke sweatdropped.
"Maybe he's in a sugar rush like Giratina, Mew, and Celebi at the moment," Codex snapped his fingers.
"WHO U CALLENG A SUGER RUSH POKKEMUN?!" the three mentioned legendaries shouted in a jibberish manner while all ignored them.
"Let's go with the first three truths, shall we Luke?" Kiya grinned at the Aura Pokemon.
"Sure. Ummm. Genesect, how did Team Plasma make you? And why a cannon?"
"Well, if you check my PokeDex entry, it would say that I'm a remodeled 300 million year old Pokemon. As far as I can remember, I'm a revived Kabutops and they began tests with me and started to put futuristic materials on me so I would look like another ultramodern Pokemon. They probably used a cannon because it's the best weapon they could think of putting on me," Genesect explained.
"That was the most serious answer I have ever heard of," Ike said.
"I never even knew that. And I've been having a gaping mouth ever since," Codex snapped his fingers again.
"Yeah, I know right? Anyway Cresselia how did you and Darkrai meet?"
"We met when Arceus-sama made the moon. We were created along with the celestial body and we were very close friends ever since he introduced us to each other. But apparently, we hate each other now," the lunar swan shrugged. (Does she even have shoulders?)
"Uh, okay? Let's move on. Victini, why are you the Victory Pokemon?"
"Being a Victory Pokemon is not about having powerful moves but it's about your own unique power. I can produce an extraordinary amount of energy and I can share it with others by touch thus granting them victory," Victini explained seriously.
Everyone was dying of seriousness and knowledge already. Except for Uxie.
"This is too serious! I never thought some truths would be so factual," Ike said.
"I know!" Kiya exclaimed.
"Don't worry, the next questions are lighter. These are just some questions about these Legendary Pokemon that no one never knew," Luke said.
"We're exceeding the length again," Codex snapped his fingers.
"That's all right. Ike, you can give one more dare," Kiya pointed to the Zoroark.
"YESH! FINALLY! Codex, I have another fact for you,"
"And that is?"
Ike breathed deeply and put his claw on Codex's shoulder. He said,
"Codex, I have known this for a long time and this is the perfect time that you should know about it. You. Are. Darkrai and Cresselia's SON!"
At this, the Star Wars music when Darth Vader said "I. Am. Your Father!" is playing. Ike's voice was also echoing.
"Okay. That's cool. YEEEEEY!" Codex smiled at the Lunar Duo.
"WE HAVE A SON?!" Darkrai and Cresselia looked at each other.
"Apparently, yes." Ike replied.
"Uuuhhhh…" the Lunar Duo blushed.
"YESH! I love you, Daddy and Mommy. Ike said you both did it somewhere in Canalave City," Codex said and snapped his fingers.
"Was I high on drugs?" Darkrai asked dumbfounded.
"Was I drunk?" Cresselia followed.
"No. You love each other," Ike told them.
"Not true…" Darkrai blushed madly.
"Yeah. Not true. Codex can't be my son. But he looks like he got his awesomeness from me," Cresselia blushed too but broke their tension.
"Shut up. She's handsome and powerful like me," the Nightmare Pokemon disagreed.
"OH YEAH?!"
"YEAH!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Uh, dejavu or what?" the Cosmic Duo looked at each other.
"Without the physical end-of-the-world fighting," Giratina said. Seems her sugar rush ended.
"Lucky Codex. Speaking of family, Ike I have a fact for you," Kiya said
"Really?"
"Yup! I'll reveal that in the next chapter,"
"BUT WHY?"
"Length," Luke said.
"And cliffhanger," Codex continued and snapped his fingers again.
"Precisely," Kiya smirked.
"Now, can we rest?" every legendary asked.
"I guess so. Darkrai and Cresselia, have fun with your son!" Kiya waved at the noisy couple.
They were still fighting over Codex but it wasn't physical unlike the Cosmic Duo. It was just ear-piercing from their words and shouts. Kiya eyed the offspring while he was covering his ears.
"How about my fact?" Ike went to Palkia's arm and kept shaking Kiya.
"Bye guys!" Kiya waved at the audience.
"Hey, wait!"
*screen blackens and fades away like a real old-school TV*
Sorry for the long waiting. I was just busy with some trainings for the church. And about the co-hosts, I won't be accepting new hosts now. Four hosts are already enough for me. Maybe soon, I'll ask for some again. Until the next dare!
Ike: HOW ABOUT THE FACT?!
