A/N - This chapter will probably be kinda short and sucky, sorry… but I really wanted to update today -shrugs-

I'm still kinda stuck for what to do for lust (I have one idea, but its not that good) so if any of you have any suggestions for lust let me know (lust is Emmett's sin, just so you know) s'funny that I find that one the most difficult when it should be the easiest… :o)

Read the bottom a/n (I'm gonna add an msn convo between me and my friend talking about the lust chapter, s'quite funny)

-Lanna

Seven Deadly Sins: Gluttony.

"What the hell" Emmett laughed watching his pixie-like sister attempt to get out of her Porsche.

"Uh, a little help please?" Alice huffed as another shopping bag toppled onto her head from the pile next to her.

"No way, this is too funny… EVERYONE COME SEE THIS" He yelled and a few seconds later the rest of the Cullen family (except Carlisle) were now gathered in the driveway laughing at Alice, while she struggled to get out from under the shopping bags that were heaped on top of her…

Taking pity on his wife, Jasper tugged her out from the mountain of bags she had wedged into the tiny Porsche.

"Thanks, alright… now who is gonna help me carry these inside?" Alice grinned at her family who all groaned in response to her question.

"Alice, how much did you spend?!" Bella gasped walking over to inspect the inside of the car.

Bags were stacked from floor to ceiling in the backseat so that you wouldn't be able to fit a pin in if you tried, the passenger seat was the same, the trunk overflowing and even more shocking was that she had somehow managed to drive while surrounded by even more shopping bags on the drivers seat.

"Umm… I well, I uh…" Alice stuttered in a very un-Alice like fashion.

"Yeah, please tell me that you didn't buy all of this?" Edward said, gesturing towards her car.

Turning her gaze to her brother, her sheepish smile slowly turned into an evil grin and said "Nooope"

Right on cue, a lorry drove up the driveway coming to a stop behind Alice's Porsche.

"I also bought all of that too" Alice giggled, skipping over to the delivery driver.

After signing his clipboard she turned around to her family again, to find them all staring at her open mouthed.

"What?" Alice asked, smiling innocently.

Rolling her eyes, after receiving no answer she shrugged her shoulders and picked up 10 bags to carry inside.

"Alice you cannot be serious, it's like you bought the whole mall" Edward said, snapping out of his initial shock once she came outside for more bags.

Ignoring his comment she said "Would you be a doll and take some of this up to my room"

Edward glared at her, but grabbed some bags and headed inside anyway.

"Well don't just stand there, you can catch flies later… these bags aren't gonna carry themselves" Alice pouted when she realised the rest of her family where still staring in disbelief, making no move to help…

Carlisle returned from work a little while later, to find all of his family, minus Alice, congregated in the living room, quietly discussing something.

"Do I even want to know?" He asked, eyebrows raised.

"Alice… shopping… INSANE!" Bella muttered, pointing towards the stairs.

"Ookay then…" Carlisle said heading upstairs to find out what she meant.

Upon reaching Alice's room, Carlisle rubbed his eyes in disbelief, thinking he was seeing things.

There in the middle of the room was Alice, surrounded by stacks of shopping bags that covered every inch of the floor, some of the piles even taller than Alice herself…

"If yooou love shopping and you know it buy some stuff" She sang happily, pulling things out of bags and squealing in delight when finding something she loved but couldn't remember buying.

"Alice…" Carlisle started, and her head snapped up, finally noticing his presence…

"You can't possibly keep all of this" He said, indicating towards her many purchases.

Her gold eyes faded to black and narrowed at Carlisle as she snatched as many bags as she could and clutched them to her chest.

"MINE! MY STUFF!" She growled, causing Carlisle to raise his hands in surrender and back slowly out of the room, closing the door behind him.

"If you love shopping and you know it and you really wanna show it buy some SHOES!" Her bell-like voice echoed through the room, as she resumed exploring the shopping bags while singing happily.

Two days later, Alice sat on a cheap plastic chair in a dull room with pale blue walls.

She pouted as she glanced around the circle of people...

"Stupid, unfair, completely unnecessary" She thought to herself as the person beside her finished talking and sat down again.

After the very unenthusiastic applause was over, Alice sighed and stood up.

"Hello, my name is Alice and I'm a shopaholic" She said in a bored voice and quickly plopped back down in her chair in annoyance mumbling under her breath that she doesn't have a problem while the rest of the group clapped and greeted her…

The lesson: Don't give Alice a limitless credit card and allow her to attend the opening of a new mall unsupervised…

A/N - Ha, told ya it would be a sucky chapter (although I did kinda like the mental image of Alice at one of those meeting type things, I'm not sure if there is one for people with a spending addiction, but its kinda like an AA meeting)

Anyway, here is the lust msn convo:

Lanna says: Can you think of a way to make lust funny? Like for a seven deadly sins story?

lukey says: Hmmmm lust is a relatively funny word to begin with. I'd probably just be satisfied laughing at that

Lanna says: Haha, ookay... I can't think of anything to make that funny ... well, except for have the character humping a lamp or something but that wouldn't work…

lukey says: lamps can get very warm, proving dangerous in a humping context

Lanna says: Hahaha!

lukey says: I tried to stand on top of a lava lamp once...with mixed results...well, not mixed...just...awful.

Lanna says: Stand on top of a lava lamp?! Were you drunk? ... that's like a circus trick

lukey says: I believe, yes, I was... shocker.

Lanna says: That's almost as bad at the time I was determined to balance on top of a basketball when I was like 10...

lukey says: haha

Lanna says: I kinda fell and went crash-bang-whack-ouch... and it hurt, but then I laughed and tried again, because I'm dumb and it takes me a few tries to learn my lesson

lukey says: hehe - did you ever succeed?

Lanna says: Uh... no, I only managed to stay on for like 1 second before falling on my ass again

lukey says: aww

Ha, I love msn convos with Luke :o)

-Lanna