CHAPTER 4
[in OZAI'S liar…]
OZAI: DAMMIT IT'S LAIR!
*whatever. Just shut up and read your lines*
OZAI: WHO TOOK MY PUDDING!
*that's better*
OZAI: Wait that actually happened? *flies into rage* WHO TOOK MY PUDDING!
DAI LI: Sorry but we were commanded to do the hokey pokey.
OZAI: And DAI LI #2, what would have happened if there was a serious disaster when you were solving that Rubik's cube!
DAI LI #2: Uhhhh... the other DAI LI would take care of it?
OZAI: Shut up. NO PUDDING FOR YOU!
DAI LI #2: ='(
OZAI: I'm hiring KATARA and TY LEE to get them!
DAI LI #4: But you already hired KATARA…
OZAI: SHUT UP I'll do it again NO PUDDING FOR YOU!
DAI LI #4: ='( [with KATARA and TY LEE…]
OZAI: I'll pay you 5,000,000 dollars for you to get those thieves.
DAI LI #2: You could buy a new lifetime supply of pudding for that much!
KATARA: That's the worst deal I've heard of!
OZAI: I'll pay 5,000,001 dollars? *cheesy smile*
KATARA: YOU HAVE YOURSELF A DEAL!
*back with our criminals—err, heroes…*
ZUKO: We know you hate us. Just say it already.
*no. I'm too awesome to admit that. ^^*
ZUKO: -. jerk…
IROH: Isn't it cool how I can control the DAI LI?
TOPH: Can I try? DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!
RANDOM DAI LI: *starts dancing* THEN YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY!
TY LEE: Your doomed… as they say in the business… ^^
KATARA: And you stink. OOOH… DISSED… so bad. Oooh…
TOPH: Yeah, but at least I'm actually badass.
KATARA: Shut your pie hole. -.-
TY LEE: Well I do hate to kill you my good man but I do believe the time has come*sips on some tea*
TOPH: I reckoned from your bio you were happy and ditzy
TY LEE: HOW DARE YOU BELIEVE THOSE LYING BIO WRITERS!
ZUKO: Wait, Your trying to kill us
TY LEE: Dang straight
TOPH: It's darn tootin'
TY LEE: Dang Straight
TOPH: Darn tootin'
TY LEE: Dang Straight
TOPH: Darn tootin'
TY LEE: Dang Straight
TOPH: Darn tootin'
TY LEE: Dang Straight
TOPH: Darn tootin'
TY LEE: DANG STRAIGHT! *disables TOPH*
TOPH: You're right… ouch…
KATARA: TY LEE you're the ditz, fight them!
TY LEE: But I am not the ditz, I am a simple gentlewoman.
IROH: DIE!
TY LEE: Whoa! *Spills tea*
TOPH: IT BURNS!
ZUKO: Beat 'em up!
IROH: NO ONE SPILLS TEA, DAMMIT! AVATAR STATE RAGE!
ZUKO: but you're not the Avatar…
IROH: oh yeh… oh, I know! AVATAR STATE YIP YIP! *lightning bolt*
KATARA: oh shi… o.O *KATARA and TY LEE get hit*
TY LEE: (beaten up) hold the tea x.x *later in court*
KATARA: DIE PUDDING STEALER DIE!
JUNE: (ZUKO'S LAWYER): He's innocent I tell ya!
JUDGE: (Who's actually OZAI in disguise): No. He stole my pudding. I MEAN... Dear, dear well dressed, smart, clever, witty, beautiful Fire Lord OZAI's pudding. Here's a videotape.
JUNE: You call a VIDEOTAPE evidence?
JUDGE: Yeah.
IROH: Wait… I thought we went to steal Spaghetti Os…
TOPH: We did, but ZUKO wanted pudding.
ZUKO: And so we stole it.
JUDGE: That's a good enough confession for me. That VIDEOTAPE was just me and URSA on our wedding night, err…I MEAN… Fire Lord OZAI and URSA…er… NEVER MIND. THE JUDGE'S VERDICT IS: "GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT!"
JUNE: Sorry, I've done all I can, see ya. *leaves*
TOPH: You'll never take us without a fight! *clenches fists*
ZUKO: DISTRACT THEM!
IROH: HOKEY POKEY! *DAI LI start dancing*
ZUKO: LET"S GO!
TOPH: YEE HAW! [later… back at the Boiling Rock…]
ZUKO: Leaving... great idea!
IROH: Sorry. Not like you had any ideas
TOPH: Go-fish time? *grins*
IROH: Works for me, even though we're still not in character.
ZUKO: Dear spirits, I hate my life… *facepalm*
TOPH: Yeah, yeah, we don't care. Got any 7s?
IROH: Shoot, I've got two. Got any Aces?
Will they ever be in character? Will they be able to escape The Boiling Rock again? Why are KATARA and TY LEE against them? Where are the others? Find out all of this and more probably not in the next chapter. =3
