Men 2

Dating Them

"Why are men such ass holes?" The familiar voice whined as he sat in his usual spot.

"Shells that think of nothing but sex." His sister reminded him. He frowned.

"We're not, but... that's not all we think about. We think about literature, romance, love-"

"Kankurou."

"What?"

"You're gay."

"I know I am! But what does that say about the other gay men that just do nothing but have anonymous sex with other men? And in our city, so many are closeted that it's hard to even find one- then, they sleep with someone else!" He said exasperately, and then let his forehead meet with the wooden table. Temari patted his head. "I mean, women are too weak, but they don't cheat-"

"Most of the time."

"-most of the time. But then men are strong, cuddly, easy to get along with- but they cheat all the time. They're not even ashamed of it."

"Kankurou?"

"Yeah?"

"Go back to dating girls. They make you less of a girl yourself."

The woman behind Kankurou smiled to herself, a new idea running through her head.