So this chapter is gonna be good. I think. Don't know. But I have a headache and didn't get enough sleep last night, so that might be incorporated into the story. So sorry! Hope you enjoy!
Fairy Tail Academy: Chapter 4
It really sucked.
It sucked 'cause I was fine with it.
Now you people with dirty minds, or fan girls, actually, you all have dirty minds.
My point, it's not what you think it is. I woke up with Ice Princess in my face, no shirt and he was drooling on my pillow.
And I was okay with it.
Sorta.
I kicked him to the floor.
Hard.
Yeah.
"What the hell are you doing in my bed!?" I yelled.
Gray was up after that. "Hn? What'ya mean your bed? That's my bed your in!"
I looked around. I was in the left bed. My bed. I knew that because Erza had to decide for us who got which bed. And she made sure we knew which was which.
Erza's scary.
Like, really scary.
Gray looked pale. More than normal.
I put my hand on Gray's forehead. It was warm. And he's an Ice Wizard.
"How'd you get yourself sick, Ice Block?"
At this point, I will say that Gray realized that he had, in fact, slept in my bed. His face was bright red. I didn't know if it was because of his fever or if he was blushing.
Gray was now rocking back and forth. He looked ridiculous. "I slept with Flame Brian. I slept with Flame Brain." He kept repeating that.
I slapped him upside the head. "Hey! I asked you a question! And how'd you end up in my bed?"
At this, Gray stopped rocking and answered, "I have literally no idea how I got sick, and I'm pretty sure when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night I got in his bed instead of mine." He was talking to himself. Not the one who asked him the questions!
Whatever. "I don't care if your sick. If you don't get to the guild hall today, I'm gonna be the one getting punished so your coming, sick or not."
"But I don't wanna!" Ice Block wined.
You know how I said that I was gonna kill him one day? Well I might not get that chance because I was gonna kill myself before I was able to kill him.
"Get some pants on before I Fire Roar your face off!" I yelled.
"Jesus, fine," Ice Boy said as he finally got off the ground. He went to the dresser and slid some jeans on before flopping down on his bed. "I'm too tired for this," he heaved.
I rolled my eyes before grabbing my cloths myself. Gray was half asleep by the time I got my black sweatshirt and lose jeans on.
"I don't think you're sick as much as you are lazy," I stated bluntly. And it was kinda like that because the Ice Block was just lolly-gagging.
I threw Gray's shoes at his head and slipped my untied high tops on before literally dragging the other wizard out of the room.
Then I realized I'd forgotten Happy. So I dropped the stripper on the ground and stomped over to the blue cat. I picked him up by his little green backpack and ignored the chocking sounds he was making as I had to drag him and Gray out of the room and down the stairs.
Lucy and Erza met us on the first floor where the girls' dorms were. Lucy was wearing jean shorts with a pink spaghetti strap tick-top and pink flip flops. Erza's attire that day was her armor. Her red hair was up in a pony tail and she had a glint in her dark eyes.
It scared me.
The blonde in front of me gave a questioning look when she saw me dragging Happy and Gray. "What? You've never seen a guy dragging his cat and sick-ass rival across the floor before?" I asked irritably.
"Oi, someone's pissed off," a guy named Gajeel Redfox said, walking up from behind Erza. Gajeel was an eleventh grader and the Iron Dragon Slayer. He had long, spiky black hair and glaring red eyes. He had many piercings on his face and on his arms. The Dragon Slayer was wearing a sleeveless shirt that said I flexed and the sleeves fell off with a pair of black jeans and black combat boots.
I rolled my eyes. "Oh, you don't say?"
I yelled that. Don't know why. Just did. And everyone was silent.
Yes, I was pissed, but I didn't know at what. It wasn't because I had to carry Gray and Happy. I think I was still pissed that my rival slept in my bed and I was freaking fine with it!
Why the hell was I freaking fine with it?!
I gave up on it as I dragged Gray to the guild hall. Happy had finally woken up enough to fly so I only had one moron to carry. We had met up with Levy, a blue haired chick who had a not-so-secret crush on Gajeel. She was wearing a white miniskirt with an orange shirt and headband. She had somehow brought a book outa thin air as we walked in the guild hall.
"Sup?" Cana asked as we walked into the guild. She was, of course, at the bar drinking. Even at 9:30 in the morning. I dropped the lump of shirtless muck known as Gray and walked over to the brown haired girl drinking like there was no tomorrow.
Plopping down on the seat next to her, I asked if Cana could cover one drink for me. The girl in brown capris and a blue bra smiled while ordering a large bottle of liquor for me to drown my miserable life in.
Kinda like you people are doing.
'Cause you're trying to make yourself feel better by reading other people's journals so you can make yourself feel better.
Had to explain that.
"Thanks, Cana," I said as she slid the liquor she had gotten from Mira to me. Mirajane, the bar tender had white hair with her bangs tied up on the top. She was wearing a red dress with red heals that day and gave a small smile when Cana slid the alcohol over to me.
I heard someone sit by me, but didn't bother to look over as I smelled how wasted I was gonna get. "You okay?" I heard the person say. I saw Cana and Miras' eyes float over to me and the person.
I sighed. "Oh, you know, just sixteen year old gay hormones, that's it." I smelled the liquor again before taking a swig.
"Oi, I've been there," said the deep voice of a blonde. Laxus, the Lightning Dragon Slayer was dressed in his black coat and dark purple shirt with tight, black jeans. My elder ordered a drink and took a drink before talking to me again. "How you holdin' up with the whole, 'the entire school knows I'm gay' thing?"
Shrugging, I answered, "I've had better years, ya know?"
"Believe me, I know."
See, I'm not the only guy who's homosexual. Laxus and his boyfriend, Freed, were the first and only people to know about me being gay before the ninth grader came along.
We both took a drink of liquor at the same time. "Aren't you a little young to be drinking bottle of alcohol?"
"Im trying to get so drunk I won't be able to remember what happened this morning and last night."
Laxus looked interested now. "Tell me."
I rolled my eyes. "Last night, I came home and was all tired. I didn't bother to turn on the lights and Gray came out with no shirt. Pissed me off, the bastard. But he started giving me a massage which felt really, really good and I may have kinda started moaning."
Laxus chuckled and urged me to go on even though my cheeks were painted with a slight blush. "He made me take off my shirt so he could give the massage easier and he was practically sitting on my butt. So when Happy inconveniently decided to fly in the window at that moment, he saw Gray and I with out shirts on and me moaning like a little bitch."
And now the grandson of Master Makarov was trying really hard not to burst out laughing. "So I spent the rest of the night with Happy lecturing me about being too young. Then Ice Princess had gotten sick in the middle of the night and went to take a shit. When he came back he got in my bed! The bastard."
He caved. The whole guild stared as the great Laxus laughed his head off. Pretty soon, everyone was laughing and they didn't even know why. I'm pretty sure the only one not laughing was me.
Asshole.
"So what happened this morning?" the blonde asked once he had mostly stopped laughing.
You know the rest so I won't tell you what I said. That and the reason of I've cursed enough already in this chapter.
I'm breaking the forth wall. Hehe!
Laxus finished his liquor before saying, "It'll get better. See ya later," and walking over to his green haired boyfriend.
I finished my liquor awhile after as Cana was finishing her third barrel since I'd been at the guild.
I'll admit, I was drunk. But not so drunk that I don't remember what happened.
I just remember that I really hated myself for a long time after that.
And I'll tell ya know, I'm glad that Gray didn't remember anything the next day.
No. Not what you think fangirls. So stop thinking perverted thoughts.
Anyway, yeah.
