IFW- Hi everyone! I am sorry I haven't updated in a while…
Erin (friend)- yeah, you haven't updated in how long?
IFW- Idk…. Well anyways, I have decided to not pick on Ichigo~sama today, so I am going to pick on Renji!
Renji- Oh f***….
IFW- I NO OWN BLEACH OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS!!!
Random-The 'Meal'
*Renji is seen eating at IFW's house*
Renji- This is really good!
IFW- *Smiles Evilly* glad you like it freeloader~san.
Renji- What did you just call me?
IFW- Oh nothing… Would you like more?
Renji- Uh… Yeah, please.
*10 Minutes Later*
Renji- Wait, I thought you hated me… Why are you having me over for dinner?
IFW- *laughs* Oh Renji, I don't hate you…
Renji- *stops eating and glares at IFW* You're kidding, right? IFW, then explain to me why you drop thousands of pianos on me for no reason what-so-ever.
IFW- I actually have a reason why I drop pianos on you and the others.
Renji- Oh, and what is that?
IFW- Uhhh… Because I can.
Renji- That's not a reason!
IFW- JUST EAT!
*3 minutes later*
Renji- Its poisoned, isn't it?
IFW- What if it is?
Renji- Oh no! You didn't!
IFW- What if I did?
Renji- N-no, you couldn't… I watched you fix it right in front of me…. B-but then again, you actually left the room with it to put a spice on I- OH SHIT!
IFW- *Laughs* Oh Renji, you're too predictable… I would never poison you! But I would do this…
*Piano falls on Renji*
Renji- Damn *cough* you.
IFW- *laughs like Light from Death Note* That's for false accusing me!
IFW- Don't worry peoples, Freeloader~san survived!
Erin- I hope he did or Lauren (another friend who loves Renji) is gonna kill you….
IFW- Right… Next will be Sado (Chad) or Ichigo~sama… *gasp* or I'll do both!
Erin- *laughs* that came out so wrong…
IFW- *blushes* you know what I mean….Please review and tell me if you liked this Chappy…. Bye-bye!
