IFW- Hi everyone! I am sorry I haven't updated in a while…

Erin (friend)- yeah, you haven't updated in how long?

IFW- Idk…. Well anyways, I have decided to not pick on Ichigo~sama today, so I am going to pick on Renji!

Renji- Oh f***….

IFW- I NO OWN BLEACH OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS!!!


Random-The 'Meal'

*Renji is seen eating at IFW's house*

Renji- This is really good!

IFW- *Smiles Evilly* glad you like it freeloader~san.

Renji- What did you just call me?

IFW- Oh nothing… Would you like more?

Renji- Uh… Yeah, please.

*10 Minutes Later*

Renji- Wait, I thought you hated me… Why are you having me over for dinner?

IFW- *laughs* Oh Renji, I don't hate you…

Renji- *stops eating and glares at IFW* You're kidding, right? IFW, then explain to me why you drop thousands of pianos on me for no reason what-so-ever.

IFW- I actually have a reason why I drop pianos on you and the others.

Renji- Oh, and what is that?

IFW- Uhhh… Because I can.

Renji- That's not a reason!

IFW- JUST EAT!

*3 minutes later*

Renji- Its poisoned, isn't it?

IFW- What if it is?

Renji- Oh no! You didn't!

IFW- What if I did?

Renji- N-no, you couldn't… I watched you fix it right in front of me…. B-but then again, you actually left the room with it to put a spice on I- OH SHIT!

IFW- *Laughs* Oh Renji, you're too predictable… I would never poison you! But I would do this…

*Piano falls on Renji*

Renji- Damn *cough* you.

IFW- *laughs like Light from Death Note* That's for false accusing me!


IFW- Don't worry peoples, Freeloader~san survived!

Erin- I hope he did or Lauren (another friend who loves Renji) is gonna kill you….

IFW- Right… Next will be Sado (Chad) or Ichigo~sama… *gasp* or I'll do both!

Erin- *laughs* that came out so wrong…

IFW- *blushes* you know what I mean….Please review and tell me if you liked this Chappy…. Bye-bye!