Yo! Ellabellu suggested that I should make things a bit more easier to read. I agree. So, I am going to translate the first two chapters with a quick summary, then I will write the next chapter with easier to read spelling.

First, we see Firestar, since he has to be there every time. He thinks that Sandstorm is on a date with Dustpelt. Turns out, he just went crazy with a prophecy about Evilkit. Sandstorm doesn't believe him.

Firestar smacks Dustpelt and demands him to explain. He does and Sandstorm gets frustrated.

Sandstorm wants to kill him with greencough. Firestar says no, unless she wants to raise him.

Sandstorm asks who will save the day. Dustpelt explains that it is Kitkit! Sandstorm faints in return.

In YoloClan, Mymom gets mad over Yolostar trying to name their son Evilkit. Yolostar explains that the kit's pelt is blood red. Mymom submits.

Airkit honks and every one tells him to shut up! Evilkit sits up and tells Airkit that he wants to kill him. Yolostar thinks this is cute and Dataunt hints to him that Evilkit is not cute! Mymom names her final kit, Kitkit.

Kitkit asks who her honking brother is. Dataunt tells Kitkit that he is Airkit. She immediately asks Airkit to honk. He does!

Kitkit then draws a sword out of nowhere and threatens to stab whoever shuts Airkit up. Evilkit wants the sword.

Yolostar then gets bored and leaves. Dadkit says "Yo!" and Angrykit flees the Nursery behind Yolostar. He returns like ten seconds later. Apparently Bingeface, Harrydude, and Chubbypaw are binge-watching Harry Potter movies!

Evilkit immediately facepalms and wants to play Call of Duty. Dadkit and Jackiechanguy help Evilkit retrieve the flat screen TV.

Kitkit falls asleep for six moons and learns about Dustpelt's fit. She wakes up just before her apprentice ceremony! Nobodyface, Hemandude, Foreveralonegal, and Chubbybum are now warriors! Chubbybum, Fillergal, and Bingeface also had kits!

Evilpaw gets apprenticed to Jackiechanguy and Airpaw gets Chickenleg. Kitkit gets Tigerclone as her mentor. She gets excited over receving Tigerstar five/ infinity.

Hawkfrost takes Evilpaw to Kitty Hell to play Fortnight. Kitpaw sees this and wants to stop them.

Tigerclone, Airpaw, and Dadpaw come with her to the Kitty Hell!

Sandstorm shoved Dustpelt away after hearing this terrible story. She tells Dustpelt to kill Evilpaw and shoves a knife into his paws.

Out of jealousy, Firestar does a victory dance as Dustpelt flees. Then, he sends out Foxleap and Ivypool to spy on Evilpaw.