Accidentally In Love

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Disclaimer: Yeah, I do not own Naruto and Absolute Boyfriend….


Chapter 4 – What do I do with a boy like you?

It was the first time Naruto became so tired in his lifetime. It was already nighttime and it seemed like he wouldn't get any rest. Why? Because of a certain guy delivered to him that morning.

Currently, Naruto was sitting on his couch which was enough for three people to sit on, but Naruto felt like he had no space anymore. That's because of the robot (but it's a human doll for Naruto instead) was snuggled against him. He sighed. How could he be at peace when the guy was asking him for sex every 5 minutes! And while he's at it, he was always undressing himself, so all Naruto could do was to pick those thrown pieces of clothes on the floor. In the end, the guy seemed to give up with Naruto's constant 'No's', and told Naruto that: "A boyfriend never forces his lover to do anything he doesn't want, right? So, I'm just going to wait until you're finally ready for me." And Naruto madly retorted with: "I wish you had realized that sooner! But that doesn't mean that we can do that because I'm not your boyfriend! I don't even know why you're here!"

Naruto shook his head. He didn't want to remember that agonizing moment of trying to hide from the perverted robot. He flipped onto the booklet he was holding. After minutes of reading it, he knew that Type 1, Model UH1H9 was just a 'trial product' of Kronos Heaven and will be returned after one week. With that, Naruto felt his lips curving to a smile. That simply means that he just has to put up with this guy for one week and after that, he would no longer be in his life! He would once be carefree again! He also discovered that within that trial period, the robot would be the perfect 'boyfriend' that the owner wanted him to be. He also discovered that the robot was the first one in the "Nightly Series" in which their main purpose was to collect data about sex. ("So, that's why this guy is so perverted! He can do both male and female!")

There was one thing Naruto's sure about; he didn't order this thing even in his dreams! He continued flipping on the pages but the one he's looking for wasn't written there! There was no address of that damn company so that Naruto could return him already!

Naruto's so pissed at the moment that he didn't notice that the guy leaned to him closer. When he did realize it, he just pushed him slightly. He's too tired to shout and shove the bastard away anymore.

"Anyway boyfriend, what's your name?" the robot must have been sick of the silence so he opened up a conversation.

"Naruto. And don't call me boyfriend okay?"

The guy stopped snuggling and sat properly on the couch. Naruto felt the loss of weight (and warmth) but he didn't let it to be noticed. He just sat on the couch properly, too, and looked sideward at the other guy.

"Naruto." the robot repeated. "Alright. I won't call you boyfriend anymore. 'Dobe' is fine by me."

"I said don't call me dobe, teme! How the hell did you learn that word anyway?!"

"It's in my vocabulary, idiot." He smiled mockingly. "And you seem like a dobe, but a cute one at that."

Naruto blushed. "Who's cute?! You—"

"Can you give me a name too, dobe?"

"—bastard." Naruto blinked in surprise. "Name? Oh… yeah. Let's see." Naruto hadn't thought about it. But then, he considered giving him a name. Naruto scrunched up his nose to think. 'What name would probably suit this guy? Hmm… he has dark hair, black eyes… And his skin's pale… and when he's not talking, he looks like a one stuck-up arrogant bastard.' Naruto kept on thinking. 'Wait, I know a character in my favorite manga with that personality! His name's…'

"Sasuke." Naruto murmured.

Sasuke heard it clearly. "That's my name?"

"Yes! You're Sasuke-teme!"

"And 'teme's' my surname? That's not a good one, baka."

"No! You're just a teme so I want to call you that! But your surname would be…" Naruto couldn't think of any. He didn't want to give him his surname-Uzumaki, because he definitely didn't want him to sound like his relative. No way, Naruto doesn't have a relative as arrogant as him! And also, he didn't want Sasuke to think that he's finally accepting him to be his boyfriend or whatever. "I don't know teme. But I guess it's just alright, you don't need a surname anyway. You'll be gone after a week after all."

Hearing those words, Sasuke glared at him. "Dobe…"

It's the 2nd time NAruto became scared of Sasuke. With that death glare he's getting, he felt so small that Sasuke could eat him alive. "I was joking! I will think of a surname for you! No need to glare!" he chuckled nervously.

Sasuke closed his eyes and sighed. Actually, the glare wasn't serious; it was just a front to hide the dejected feeling of hearing Naruto saying that after a week he would be gone from Naruto's life. When he opened his eyes once more, he put on his smirking mask and whispered to Naruto's ears.

"Do you want to 'sleep' now?"

Feeling Sasuke's surprisingly hot breath against his ear and cheeks, Naruto jumped away as he unconsciously defended his body with his arms. "I know what y-you mean, teme! But no matter how hard you try, I won't sleep with you! And to make sure of that, you'll sleep on the couch!" Naruto stood and stomped to the direction of his room, but then he stopped. "Anyway, can robots sleep?"

Sasuke felt the urge to slap his forehead. "Idiot. Robots can't feel sleepy but they need to 'sleep' for their system to rest somehow. Well for me, I'm different from any robot because I can sleep just like a human."

"Really?"

"Yes. Happy now?"

Naruto nodded unconsciously. "Yes." Then he turned around again to walk to his bedroom. Until the bastard spoke again with a playful tone.

"Where's my goodnight kiss?"

"In your face, bastard!"


Sakura's not feeling well. In fact, she's so damn angry at the moment. She had waited for the whole day but the 'boyfriend' was still not arriving to her apartment! She tried visiting the website again, but to her dismay, what appeared in her screen was a big: Sorry. Kronos is having a temporary maintenance. Please come back again later. She's so damn pissed! And what made her angrier was that she didn't know Kakashi's contact number! There's no way she could ask about the product anymore!

'Maybe Kakashi was just kidding me! And I'm so stupid to believe him! If ever I see him again, I won't ever talk to him again! That perverted cosplayer businessman tricked me!'

She buried her face in her pillow- cursing Kakashi at the same time.

A silver-haired guy was sitting high up in a tree looking at someone's window. It was already so dark and cold but he didn't really mind it, especially when he had just amused himself with what he saw. He just watched a blonde guy trying to get away from another guy's grip when he's trying to kiss him. The blonde looked flustered, but that's not only what made Kakashi to enjoy the whole thing. It was the fact that Kronos Heaven's Type 1, Model UH1H9 was actually delivered to the wrong place—to a guy's place specifically. But it seemed like their product was also enjoying itself with his 'boyfriend'. Yes, at first, Type 1, Model UCH1H9 was programmed only for girls but because of Kakashi's predicament that the delivery guys might mess up, he was successful to force the makers and the boss to program him for boys, too. But Kakashi didn't expect that the delivery guys weren't the one at fault, it was Sakura's who typed the wrong address.

Kakashi giggled, but he felt sorry for the girl too. "I wonder how things will go from now on… Would Miss Sakura know that her supposed to be boyfriend was just in her neighbor's house?'' Kakashi's curiosity pent up when he imagined Sakura's rage when they meet again and when she knew her mistake. But he's sure of one thing; he wouldn't interfere unless he needed to. He quite accepted that the blonde's their product's owner now (well at least for a week) and he would let it be. He would just introduce himself when the trial period ended.

-To Be Continued-


Hooh! Finally, I've finished this chapter! But what would happen next? Would Sakura find out about it or not? Would Naruto finally accept his fate and be Sasuke's boyfriend for one week?

I hope I can update daily, but classes started again and I have many presentations coming up and they really need great preparations… But I like to update more than to do presentations! Ugh…school sometimes sucks…

Next chapter: Surprises, Surprises!